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		Brewing company releases bull testicle beer: Ballsiest beer EVAR (huffingtonpost.com)		37
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AverageAmericanGuy		2012-10-03 10:51:25 PM

Sounds terrible.

LeafyGreens		2012-10-03 10:51:29 PM

Politics trolls too much for the server, Drew?

Xcott		2012-10-03 10:52:46 PM

Just remember: sometimes the brewer wins, and sometimes the bull wins.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-10-03 10:53:53 PM

W.C.fields forever		2012-10-03 10:55:02 PM

Nutty.

L.D. Ablo		2012-10-03 10:56:34 PM

Eat a bowl of... er, drink a pint of balls.

AlwaysRightBoy		2012-10-03 10:57:45 PM

Never underestimate fresh ingredients.

Shmeat		2012-10-03 10:58:07 PM

numbone		2012-10-03 10:59:16 PM

Just blow off the frothy head and suck it down.

Indubitably		2012-10-03 11:07:16 PM

Brewls?

CygnusDarius		2012-10-03 11:20:39 PM

Takes a lot of balls to brew that, subby.

BillDozer357		2012-10-03 11:22:41 PM

PallMall		2012-10-03 11:28:26 PM

If it ain't SUPER MACHO, I don't want any of it...

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Mmmmm... bull semen.

jprogram		2012-10-03 11:31:08 PM

Fun fact: bull testicles were said to be a source of energy. Sort of figured why a bull is featured in "red bull." Rest assured, all energy drinks just uses caffiene or gensing or whatever.

clivecusslerfan		2012-10-03 11:31:31 PM

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Indubitably		2012-10-03 11:35:08 PM

jprogram: Fun fact: bull testicles were said to be a source of energy. Sort of figured why a bull is featured in "red bull." Rest assured, all energy drinks just uses caffiene or gensing or whatever.

P.S. There is nNO connection between the literal Red Balls, and the figurative Bulls, commercially, and advertisimally...new adverb?

Indubitably		2012-10-03 11:36:22 PM

P.S. It's on, world.

P.P.S. My G-pa...

P.P.P.S. Grrr...

Crafty Bernardo		2012-10-03 11:44:12 PM

I must admit that I'm right now sipping a Leinenkugels Octoberfest because it was on sale at the neighborhood gas station and I'm impressed.

germ78		2012-10-03 11:45:09 PM

BillDozer357: [empireminecraft.com image 600x358]

came here for this. thanks.

L.D. Ablo		2012-10-03 11:45:24 PM

PallMall: If it ain't SUPER MACHO, I don't want any of it...

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Mmmmm... bull semen.

CSB:

I gave a bottle of Super Macho to my brother-in-law for Christmas one year. (We're long on gag gifts.)

For whatever reason, my sister put the Super Macho in the bathroom cabinet.

One morning, my BIL went into the bathroom and found my then three year-old nephew eating the Super Macho. He had put away half the bottle.

No ill effects, though, at six, my nephew shows a keen interest in the ladies.

Omahawg		2012-10-04 12:05:32 AM

i like bull testicles.

fried, with cocktail sauce

not in my beer though

Indubitably		2012-10-04 12:08:26 AM

Omahawg: i like bull testicles.

fried, with cocktail sauce

not in my beer though

Meh.

Like an olive in my beer, balls sink.

Xcott		2012-10-04 12:16:56 AM

L.D. Ablo: One morning, my BIL went into the bathroom and found my then three year-old nephew eating the Super Macho. He had put away half the bottle.

No ill effects, though, at six, my nephew shows a keen interest in the ladies.

Did he develop a listening problem?

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Aces and Eights		2012-10-04 12:17:57 AM

What demographic is the market for this product, I wonder. Do women want to drink beer with testicles in it? Do men want to drink beer with testicles in it?

Indubitably		2012-10-04 12:23:05 AM

Not interested.

Notabunny		2012-10-04 12:39:41 AM

Aces and Eights: What demographic is the market for this product, I wonder. Do women want to drink beer with testicles in it? Do men want to drink beer with testicles in it?

It's a new product. They're just going to dangle it in front of everyone and see who's interested.

The_Sponge		2012-10-04 01:05:01 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sounds terrible.

For some reason, I read that in Charles Barkley's voice.

/Turrible.

The_Sponge		2012-10-04 01:06:16 AM

Omahawg: i like bull testicles.

fried, with cocktail sauce

not in my beer though

I would give it a try, mostly because....

1) I have eaten Rocky Mountain Oysters in the past.

2) I have enjoyed the occasional oyster stout, so this would be a natural progression.

Madman drummers bummers		2012-10-04 01:16:07 AM

Aces and Eights: What demographic is the market for this product, I wonder.

Teabaggers.

And with this, craft beer has finally jumped the shark. It's over, folks. I'm going back to straight gin.

NutWrench		2012-10-04 01:22:03 AM

I'd rather skip the bull balls. I'm drinking a beer, not pledging a fraternity.

Aces and Eights		2012-10-04 01:30:50 AM

Notabunny: Aces and Eights: What demographic is the market for this product, I wonder. Do women want to drink beer with testicles in it? Do men want to drink beer with testicles in it?

It's a new product. They're just going to dangle it in front of everyone and see who's interested.

He he he. I suppose they'll have a branded cup, rather than a glass.

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-10-04 03:27:44 AM

Not to be pedantic, but by the time you've brewed beer with the testicles, whoever they came from has ceased to be a 'bull' by any definition.

abhorrent1		2012-10-04 06:34:53 AM

Alright craft brewers. I know craft beer is the big now, but lets not start getting all japanese-y and stuff.

Gawdzila		2012-10-04 07:48:09 AM

Big Beef Burrito		2012-10-04 08:33:30 AM

It took a little while to get her warmed up, then, POW, all at once.

Special Agent		2012-10-04 09:00:02 AM

Were I in Denver for GABF, I would be tempted to try this. Just to say I had tried it.

Article would be better if the writer knew how to spell BARLEY. Geez.