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(Huffington Post)   Brewing company releases bull testicle beer: Ballsiest beer EVAR   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 37
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2012-10-03 10:51:25 PM
Sounds terrible.
 
2012-10-03 10:51:29 PM
Politics trolls too much for the server, Drew?
 
2012-10-03 10:52:46 PM
Just remember: sometimes the brewer wins, and sometimes the bull wins.
 
2012-10-03 10:53:53 PM
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2012-10-03 10:55:02 PM
Nutty.
 
2012-10-03 10:56:34 PM
Eat a bowl of... er, drink a pint of balls.
 
2012-10-03 10:57:45 PM
Never underestimate fresh ingredients.
 
2012-10-03 10:58:07 PM
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2012-10-03 10:59:16 PM
Just blow off the frothy head and suck it down.
 
2012-10-03 11:07:16 PM
Brewls?
 
2012-10-03 11:20:39 PM
Takes a lot of balls to brew that, subby.
 
2012-10-03 11:22:41 PM
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2012-10-03 11:28:26 PM
If it ain't SUPER MACHO, I don't want any of it...

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Mmmmm... bull semen.
 
2012-10-03 11:31:08 PM
Fun fact: bull testicles were said to be a source of energy. Sort of figured why a bull is featured in "red bull." Rest assured, all energy drinks just uses caffiene or gensing or whatever.
 
2012-10-03 11:31:31 PM
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2012-10-03 11:35:08 PM

jprogram: Fun fact: bull testicles were said to be a source of energy. Sort of figured why a bull is featured in "red bull." Rest assured, all energy drinks just uses caffiene or gensing or whatever.


P.S. There is nNO connection between the literal Red Balls, and the figurative Bulls, commercially, and advertisimally...new adverb?
 
2012-10-03 11:36:22 PM
P.S. It's on, world.

P.P.S. My G-pa...

P.P.P.S. Grrr...
 
2012-10-03 11:44:12 PM
I must admit that I'm right now sipping a Leinenkugels Octoberfest because it was on sale at the neighborhood gas station and I'm impressed.
 
2012-10-03 11:45:09 PM

BillDozer357: [empireminecraft.com image 600x358]


came here for this. thanks.
 
2012-10-03 11:45:24 PM

PallMall: If it ain't SUPER MACHO, I don't want any of it...

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Mmmmm... bull semen.


CSB:

I gave a bottle of Super Macho to my brother-in-law for Christmas one year. (We're long on gag gifts.)

For whatever reason, my sister put the Super Macho in the bathroom cabinet.

One morning, my BIL went into the bathroom and found my then three year-old nephew eating the Super Macho. He had put away half the bottle.

No ill effects, though, at six, my nephew shows a keen interest in the ladies.
 
2012-10-04 12:05:32 AM
i like bull testicles.

fried, with cocktail sauce

not in my beer though
 
2012-10-04 12:08:26 AM

Omahawg: i like bull testicles.

fried, with cocktail sauce

not in my beer though


Meh.

Like an olive in my beer, balls sink.
 
2012-10-04 12:16:56 AM

L.D. Ablo: One morning, my BIL went into the bathroom and found my then three year-old nephew eating the Super Macho. He had put away half the bottle.

No ill effects, though, at six, my nephew shows a keen interest in the ladies.


Did he develop a listening problem?

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2012-10-04 12:17:57 AM
What demographic is the market for this product, I wonder. Do women want to drink beer with testicles in it? Do men want to drink beer with testicles in it?
 
2012-10-04 12:23:05 AM
Not interested.
 
2012-10-04 12:39:41 AM

Aces and Eights: What demographic is the market for this product, I wonder. Do women want to drink beer with testicles in it? Do men want to drink beer with testicles in it?


It's a new product. They're just going to dangle it in front of everyone and see who's interested.
 
2012-10-04 01:05:01 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sounds terrible.



For some reason, I read that in Charles Barkley's voice.

/Turrible.
 
2012-10-04 01:06:16 AM

Omahawg: i like bull testicles.

fried, with cocktail sauce

not in my beer though



I would give it a try, mostly because....

1) I have eaten Rocky Mountain Oysters in the past.

2) I have enjoyed the occasional oyster stout, so this would be a natural progression.
 
2012-10-04 01:16:07 AM

Aces and Eights: What demographic is the market for this product, I wonder.


Teabaggers.

And with this, craft beer has finally jumped the shark. It's over, folks. I'm going back to straight gin.
 
2012-10-04 01:22:03 AM
I'd rather skip the bull balls. I'm drinking a beer, not pledging a fraternity.
 
2012-10-04 01:30:50 AM

Notabunny: Aces and Eights: What demographic is the market for this product, I wonder. Do women want to drink beer with testicles in it? Do men want to drink beer with testicles in it?

It's a new product. They're just going to dangle it in front of everyone and see who's interested.


He he he. I suppose they'll have a branded cup, rather than a glass.
 
2012-10-04 03:27:44 AM
Not to be pedantic, but by the time you've brewed beer with the testicles, whoever they came from has ceased to be a 'bull' by any definition.
 
2012-10-04 06:34:53 AM
Alright craft brewers. I know craft beer is the big now, but lets not start getting all japanese-y and stuff.
 
2012-10-04 07:48:09 AM
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2012-10-04 08:33:30 AM
It took a little while to get her warmed up, then, POW, all at once.
 
2012-10-04 09:00:02 AM
Were I in Denver for GABF, I would be tempted to try this. Just to say I had tried it.

Article would be better if the writer knew how to spell BARLEY. Geez.
 
2012-10-04 01:55:21 PM
Has anyone discussed this with the bulls?
 
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