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(CNN)   4 out of 5 states dead in meningitis outbreak   (cnn.com) divider line 55
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2012-10-03 05:52:26 PM
I laughed. I mean at the headline... not the dead people.
 
2012-10-03 07:10:25 PM
Sorry, Tennessee.
 
2012-10-04 10:33:02 PM
This will all be solved when we elect some women to the Gitis.
 
2012-10-04 10:33:13 PM
Has the President of Madagascar been notified?
 
2012-10-04 10:33:34 PM
And not one of them is Massachusetts.
 
2012-10-04 10:34:54 PM
4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.

/Not sure why that popped into my head.
 
2012-10-04 10:36:20 PM
That's a good catch, subby
 
2012-10-04 10:36:36 PM
*crosses fingers* pleasebekansaspleasebekansaspleasebekansaspleasebekansas
 
2012-10-04 10:36:53 PM
The noncontagious epidemic continues
 
2012-10-04 10:37:51 PM
ARE THEY SWING STATES? This could be serious.
 
2012-10-04 10:39:58 PM
And you laughed at Delaware.

Delaware: Meningitis-free
 
2012-10-04 10:42:02 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: And you laughed at Delaware.

Delaware: Meningitis-free


I'm moving to Delaware when the epidemic starts
 
2012-10-04 10:43:29 PM

Gyrfalcon: And not one of them is Massachusetts.


I mean Delaware.

I must have meningitis....OMG it's spread to California!!!!
 
2012-10-04 10:46:13 PM
It is sad that 4 people have died, but it is only 4 people. Their deaths have already been made up for, and then some with the birth rate. Non-story.
 
2012-10-04 10:49:48 PM
Meningitis...a sinister plot by mad women scientists?
 
2012-10-04 10:50:35 PM
Sorry people, this is common meningitis, it's everywhere!
 
2012-10-04 10:51:35 PM
The TV lawyers will have their ads out next week.
 
2012-10-04 10:53:17 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: And you laughed at Delaware.

Delaware: Meningitis-free


Delaware's giving away free meningitis? Sweet!
 
2012-10-04 10:53:37 PM
Call The Strongarm
 
2012-10-04 10:55:42 PM
All in states that need cullings anyway.

/andnothingofvaluewaslost
 
2012-10-04 10:57:21 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw this on House once.

It was just the bends. If these people would make it to sea-level, they'll be just fine.
 
2012-10-04 10:58:42 PM
Hmm... steroid shots. Predominantly affects older men... could these be the sort of guys who would order those cures from late night TV commercials?
 
2012-10-04 11:00:27 PM
Dead people is sad news, but headline was great. Thanks subby.
 
2012-10-04 11:01:02 PM
Side effect may include: brain damage, death
 
2012-10-04 11:03:44 PM
My condolences to you and your state.
 
2012-10-04 11:04:45 PM

Cybernetic: 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.

/Not sure why that popped into my head.


Now all I can think of is John Cusack in Pushing Tin.....
 
2012-10-04 11:05:55 PM
Is anybody praying for Omarion?
 
2012-10-04 11:08:59 PM

BKITU: Sorry, Tennessee.


Well played!!

*golf clap*
 
2012-10-04 11:10:40 PM
 
2012-10-04 11:14:33 PM
Medicine is killing people.

Progressives: We should regulate the production and testing of medicine, to increase its safety.

Conservatives: fark that, the free market will sort this out on its own. When enough people die, people will stop taking the medicine.
 
2012-10-04 11:14:38 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-04 11:19:44 PM

President Merkin Muffley: All in states that need cullings anyway.

/andnothingofvaluewaslost


and im hoping right this moment that you are one of the culled
 
2012-10-04 11:21:39 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm pretty sure I saw this on House once.

It was just the bends. If these people would make it to sea-level, they'll be just fine.


Four of them are slightly closer to sea-level now...
 
2012-10-04 11:24:43 PM

Now I Is!: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x317]

Have an interest in this matter...


farking ween.
reminds me of too much acid.
are you down yet? when will it end? I'm tired but I'm not.
you and me and rainbows
goddamn legendary skinny pink puppy
its all just people doing shiat, thats all it is
farkit play negativeland 
how many time zones are there in the soviet union
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thats how big they are
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we've got so much power
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thats how big they are
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2012-10-04 11:24:44 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-04 11:31:04 PM
 
2012-10-04 11:33:24 PM

GarretSidzaka: President Merkin Muffley: All in states that need cullings anyway.

/andnothingofvaluewaslost

and im hoping right this moment that you are one of the culled


No capitalization or punctuation. You're a prime candidate!
 
2012-10-04 11:43:48 PM
A guy I work with had fungal meningitis last year. He would have died but for a real-life House who figured it out at the last minute...during Christmas! He's well enough now that he's back at work. Still thin as a rail though. Wonder why they don't have Michigan listed in the article.
/csb
 
2012-10-04 11:52:29 PM
My brother-in-law does sales for this company. He thinks the company will be gone by Thanksgiving.
 
2012-10-04 11:57:11 PM

jtown: AverageAmericanGuy: And you laughed at Delaware.

Delaware: Meningitis-free

Delaware's giving away free meningitis? Sweet!


Dood, you should've been there when they were giving away free Tibets! I got TWO!
 
2012-10-04 11:58:50 PM

had98c: [imageshack.us image 250x234]


Yay!
 
2012-10-05 12:00:54 AM

HMS_Blinkin: *crosses fingers* pleasebekansaspleasebekansaspleasebekansaspleasebekansas


Jayhawks suck.
 
2012-10-05 12:03:55 AM

HMS_Blinkin: *crosses fingers* pleasebekansaspleasebekansaspleasebekansaspleasebekansas


I'm a liberal from Kansas. fark you. Wishing for someone to die is awful, no matter what dumbass shiat they are saying.
 
2012-10-05 12:06:20 AM
I was kind of hoping this was a projection of some sort about 4/5ths of the country dying if a crazy meningitis epidemic broke out. And 5 of us mountain states here near the middle of the country would be the survivors.
 
2012-10-05 12:18:12 AM

SN1987a goes boom: HMS_Blinkin: *crosses fingers* pleasebekansaspleasebekansaspleasebekansaspleasebekansas

I'm a liberal from Kansas. fark you. Wishing for someone to die is awful, no matter what dumbass shiat they are saying.


Riiight.

Kansas doesn't even have internet, so how are you posting on fark?
 
2012-10-05 12:19:14 AM

President Merkin Muffley: GarretSidzaka: President Merkin Muffley: All in states that need cullings anyway.

/andnothingofvaluewaslost

and im hoping right this moment that you are one of the culled

No capitalization or punctuation. You're a prime candidate!


Looks like somebody doesn't know how to use a comma.
 
2012-10-05 12:20:41 AM

Phoenix19851: It is sad that 4 people have died, but it is only 4 people. Their deaths have already been made up for, and then some with the birth rate. Non-story.


If we were breeding above replacement that would be true.

/Four new immigrants were brought in though.
 
2012-10-05 12:33:36 AM

SN1987a goes boom: HMS_Blinkin: *crosses fingers* pleasebekansaspleasebekansaspleasebekansaspleasebekansas

I'm a liberal from Kansas. fark you. Wishing for someone to die is awful, no matter what dumbass shiat they are saying.


Kony can die. So can Fred from marketing. What an asshole.
 
2012-10-05 12:35:16 AM

AdamK: President Merkin Muffley: GarretSidzaka: President Merkin Muffley: All in states that need cullings anyway.

/andnothingofvaluewaslost

and im hoping right this moment that you are one of the culled

No capitalization or punctuation. You're a prime candidate!

Looks like somebody doesn't know how to use a comma.


Well, we know they're not Lark Voorhies,then,don't,we.
 
2012-10-05 12:44:12 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: And you laughed at Delaware.

Delaware: Meningitis-free


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