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(Gawker)   The personal injury attorney who called that Wisconsin news anchor fat doubles down, needs to be at the gym in 26 minutes   (gawker.com) divider line 424
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2012-10-03 11:24:59 PM  
She's not unattractive

i39.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-03 11:25:22 PM  

PallMall: God on him.. why the fark are you buttholes defending the lardo? If she's a fat monster, then she needs to eat less and exercise. Nothing wrong with pointing that out!


god on you too brother
 
2012-10-03 11:26:40 PM  
If I could snap my fingers to be a size that I don't have to shop on the plus size rack that would be great

Yeah, unfortunately not being a fatass is a bit more difficult than asking the waiter for another round of breadsticks.
 
2012-10-03 11:26:41 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2012-10-03 11:27:21 PM  
What do you call a drowned lawyer, lying on the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

/Oldie but somewhat goodie.
 
2012-10-03 11:27:43 PM  
Why is it that so many men find unattractive women to be a personal affront to them. They just can't ignore such a person, but rather find offense and get peeved about it.

Guys, we weren't born to specifically give you an erection.
 
2012-10-03 11:28:29 PM  
Young girls watch the news???
 
2012-10-03 11:29:24 PM  

Huggermugger: Why is it that so many men find unattractive women to be a personal affront to them. They just can't ignore such a person, but rather find offense and get peeved about it.

Guys, we weren't born to specifically give you an erection.


and why not?
 
2012-10-03 11:29:28 PM  

Huggermugger: Why is it that so many men find unattractive women to be a personal affront to them. They just can't ignore such a person, but rather find offense and get peeved about it.

Guys, we weren't born to specifically give you an erection.


Not with those hips...
 
2012-10-03 11:29:36 PM  

meat0918: Indubitably: meat0918: Most hated man in America?

I think he was right on the money.

And you are short-sighted.

Next?

Short sighted? Nah.

The long view on this is America is getting fatter and will continue getting fatter until we stop shoveling crap food in our mouths and do more physical activity.

66 F*CKING PERCENT of America is overweight. Half of that is overweight and obese.

She lost points when she called what he wrote her bullying. That wasn't bullying.


Perhaps she framed it wrong: advertising frames your eating habits, no? Your body image? How you identify? Biology is a huge factor, but we live in a society framed in consumption; how could we not be fat?

However, when society fails, which is coming, btw, your priorities will change.

You will reorient, as it were.

And you will understand.

Word.

P.S. "society fails" is subjective.
 
2012-10-03 11:29:38 PM  

mudpants: PallMall: God on him.. why the fark are you buttholes defending the lardo? If she's a fat monster, then she needs to eat less and exercise. Nothing wrong with pointing that out!

god on you too brother


*Good on him.... but GOD on him too. Fark that fat hungry biatch.
 
2012-10-03 11:30:11 PM  

rocinante721: FTFA: Livingston, who just so happens to be the sister of Office Space actor Ron Livingston

I dont want to be someone who would

[danceswithfat.files.wordpress.com image 500x469]

... but I'm seriously disappointed at the lack of OFFICE SPACE quotes here


Agreed. I would tend to side with the news anchor and against the lawyer for no other reason than her brother is Ron Livingston.

Having a relative who's been in both Office Space and Band of Brothers should count for something, after all.
 
2012-10-03 11:30:35 PM  
The douchenozzle's email included something about being a good role model for girls and women.

How about this--she delivers the news in a professional manner and has done so for ten years. How about focusing on the fact that her ability to do her job isn't tied to appearance, gender, religion, sexual preference, country of origin or skin color, but to the basic fact that she is able to do her job, and do it well.

How about finding the lesson that says that ability trumps waist size, and she should be respected for her professional practices rather than her BMI?

Jackwad.
 
2012-10-03 11:31:05 PM  

Huggermugger: Why is it that so many men find unattractive women to be a personal affront to them. They just can't ignore such a person, but rather find offense and get peeved about it.

Guys, we weren't born to specifically give you an erection.


It reminds us of just how easy it is for the 128lbs hottie we just got engaged to to transform into a bean bag. It's horrifying.
 
2012-10-03 11:31:06 PM  
Apologies, tonight, I mourn online...
 
2012-10-03 11:32:39 PM  

PallMall: mudpants: PallMall: God on him.. why the fark are you buttholes defending the lardo? If she's a fat monster, then she needs to eat less and exercise. Nothing wrong with pointing that out!

god on you too brother

*Good on him.... but GOD on him too. Fark that fat hungry biatch.


The sooner you disassociate God-concept with other than you, the better. Word.
 
2012-10-03 11:34:44 PM  
We understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
 
2012-10-03 11:35:01 PM  

CygnusDarius: So basically he's trolling IRL.


Came to say this myself.
 
2012-10-03 11:35:04 PM  

zzrhardy: You can be 100% right and still be a douchebag.

 
2012-10-03 11:35:51 PM  

TrixieDelite: The douchenozzle's email included something about being a good role model for girls and women.

How about this--she delivers the news in a professional manner and has done so for ten years. How about focusing on the fact that her ability to do her job isn't tied to appearance, gender, religion, sexual preference, country of origin or skin color, but to the basic fact that she is able to do her job, and do it well.

How about finding the lesson that says that ability trumps waist size, and she should be respected for her professional practices rather than her BMI?

Jackwad.


You sound fat.
 
2012-10-03 11:36:39 PM  
Well as long as we're imposing arbitrary standards on people in certain professions I believe that lawyers should score a minimum of 120 on a standard S-B IQ test, re-administered every 5 years. Failure would mean immediate disbarment with a five year waiting period to re-test. This would not only lower the numbers of people going into a profession that is generally considered to be over supplied, but would raise the standards of the profession as a whole, and ensure that only the sharpest minds stayed in practice.

Of course I'm basing this solely on personal opinion and I cannot cite any research to support these ideas, butn that respect I'm just like Mr. Krause.
 
2012-10-03 11:36:52 PM  

ggecko: He sends her a private email, she goes all global with it (while also admitting she is fat). Then she tries the angle of being "bullied".

If you read what he wrote (privately) and see her public response, I tend to side with him on this one.


Yep.

There's a difference between a public and private insult. She's responsible for making this public, not he. If she disapproved of his message, all she had to do was reply with a "fark you", click the delete button, and no one would have heard about it.

What she seems to be trying to accomplish by making this public is to persuade a lot of her sympathizers among the public to form a big pack and bark at him for being mean; or in other words she wants revenge on him and is using other people to get it. This sort of tactic -- surrounding yourself with your friends, who yell at your enemy for you and comfort you for the bad thing he said -- is familiar to anyone who remembers how high school girls behaved, and she should be more ashamed of using it than of being fat.  Worse than a fatty, she's a spineless wuss who can't face down detractors on her own, even via email.
 
2012-10-03 11:38:00 PM  

Indubitably: PallMall: mudpants: PallMall: God on him.. why the fark are you buttholes defending the lardo? If she's a fat monster, then she needs to eat less and exercise. Nothing wrong with pointing that out!

god on you too brother

*Good on him.... but GOD on him too. Fark that fat hungry biatch.

The sooner you disassociate God-concept with other than you, the better. Word.


My god comes in pint glasses. I must not betray my god.
 
2012-10-03 11:38:05 PM  

Tyrosine: Well as long as we're imposing arbitrary standards on people in certain professions I believe that lawyers should score a minimum of 120 on a standard S-B IQ test, re-administered every 5 years. Failure would mean immediate disbarment with a five year waiting period to re-test. This would not only lower the numbers of people going into a profession that is generally considered to be over supplied, but would raise the standards of the profession as a whole, and ensure that only the sharpest minds stayed in practice.

Of course I'm basing this solely on personal opinion and I cannot cite any research to support these ideas, butn that respect I'm just like Mr. Krause.


So long as they aren't fat females right?
 
2012-10-03 11:38:20 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: CygnusDarius: So basically he's trolling IRL.

Came to say this myself.


To live under a bridge is a failure of your "democracy".

Word.
 
2012-10-03 11:39:20 PM  

PallMall: Indubitably: PallMall: mudpants: PallMall: God on him.. why the fark are you buttholes defending the lardo? If she's a fat monster, then she needs to eat less and exercise. Nothing wrong with pointing that out!

god on you too brother

*Good on him.... but GOD on him too. Fark that fat hungry biatch.

The sooner you disassociate God-concept with other than you, the better. Word.

My god comes in pint glasses. I must not betray my god.


Wrong God?
 
2012-10-03 11:39:51 PM  
www.lowbird.com
 
2012-10-03 11:40:01 PM  
It doesn't matter if she's overweight or not, the guy is a douche. No wonder he's a personal injury lawyer, it's his only hope to avoid being permanently maimed for being such an asshat.
 
2012-10-03 11:40:14 PM  

PallMall: Indubitably: PallMall: mudpants: PallMall: God on him.. why the fark are you buttholes defending the lardo? If she's a fat monster, then she needs to eat less and exercise. Nothing wrong with pointing that out!

god on you too brother

*Good on him.... but GOD on him too. Fark that fat hungry biatch.

The sooner you disassociate God-concept with other than you, the better. Word.

My god comes in pint glasses. I must not betray my god.


I am worshopping right this very minute, hammalula!
 
2012-10-03 11:40:41 PM  

ShannonKW: ggecko: He sends her a private email, she goes all global with it (while also admitting she is fat). Then she tries the angle of being "bullied".

If you read what he wrote (privately) and see her public response, I tend to side with him on this one.

Yep.

There's a difference between a public and private insult. She's responsible for making this public, not he. If she disapproved of his message, all she had to do was reply with a "fark you", click the delete button, and no one would have heard about it.

What she seems to be trying to accomplish by making this public is to persuade a lot of her sympathizers among the public to form a big pack and bark at him for being mean; or in other words she wants revenge on him and is using other people to get it. This sort of tactic -- surrounding yourself with your friends, who yell at your enemy for you and comfort you for the bad thing he said -- is familiar to anyone who remembers how high school girls behaved, and she should be more ashamed of using it than of being fat.  Worse than a fatty, she's a spineless wuss who can't face down detractors on her own, even via email.


She's also usurping the anti-bullying trend to deflect the critique levied against her. She's hurting the anti-bullying cause by falsely claiming she's being bullied. It's disgusting.
 
2012-10-03 11:40:47 PM  

Huggermugger: Guys, we weren't born to specifically give you an erection.


You're 100% correct. No woman has ever given me an erection.
 
2012-10-03 11:42:23 PM  
I love the insta-cheer for each other when you make spurious claims...
 
2012-10-03 11:43:00 PM  

Tyrosine: Well as long as we're imposing arbitrary standards on people in certain professions I believe that lawyers should score a minimum of 120 on a standard S-B IQ test, re-administered every 5 years. Failure would mean immediate disbarment with a five year waiting period to re-test. This would not only lower the numbers of people going into a profession that is generally considered to be over supplied, but would raise the standards of the profession as a whole, and ensure that only the sharpest minds stayed in practice.

Of course I'm basing this solely on personal opinion and I cannot cite any research to support these ideas, butn that respect I'm just like Mr. Krause.


Besides, stupid lawyers set a bad example for the kids. They need to be role models and show the children of America that being stupid isn't healthy.
 
2012-10-03 11:43:48 PM  
"If I could snap my fingers to be a size that I don't have to shop on the plus size rack that would be great, but I'm not ashamed of myself," she said. "Talk to me about the stories I cover, not the way I look."

I hate this excuse that there's nothing that can be done about her obesity. Yes, part of it is genetic, but the majority of it is controlling what you eat, how much you eat, and how much you exercise, and in 99.999% of the cases, those are the causes.

So yes, he has a valid point and she should probably exercise, and exercise restraint on the fork.
 
2012-10-03 11:43:49 PM  
Also, doesn't this guy realize that fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round?
 
2012-10-03 11:44:38 PM  

zzrhardy: You can be 100% right and still be a douchebag.


^ This. She's fat and admits it. He's a douchebag and doesn't deny it.

If you don't think she's fat, you're wrong.

If you think he's not a douchebag, you're wrong.

It's easier to lose weight than it is to change your personality, but most humans find it easier to deal with attractive people, even if they are assholes.
 
2012-10-03 11:45:02 PM  
Who cares if she's fat? How many fat guys do we talk about? People police women's bodies too much. The idea that girls needs to be thin to be on tv or to be happy is what is hurting girls. Not fat successful confident women. I'm glad she told him off. I"m guessing he's a republican since he wants to control her body?
 
2012-10-03 11:45:35 PM  

TrixieDelite: How about this--she delivers the news in a professional manner and has done so for ten years.


If she was really good she wouldn't still be in the LaCrosse market after 10 years. LaCrosse is market 127, which means (even as an anchor) she is making very little money. If you're not moving from market to market (going up) every 3-5 years, you're doing it wrong.

//Of course she might like a market of that size.
 
2012-10-03 11:46:22 PM  
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2012-10-03 11:46:43 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ShannonKW: ggecko: He sends her a private email, she goes all global with it (while also admitting she is fat). Then she tries the angle of being "bullied".

If you read what he wrote (privately) and see her public response, I tend to side with him on this one.

Yep.

There's a difference between a public and private insult. She's responsible for making this public, not he. If she disapproved of his message, all she had to do was reply with a "fark you", click the delete button, and no one would have heard about it.

What she seems to be trying to accomplish by making this public is to persuade a lot of her sympathizers among the public to form a big pack and bark at him for being mean; or in other words she wants revenge on him and is using other people to get it. This sort of tactic -- surrounding yourself with your friends, who yell at your enemy for you and comfort you for the bad thing he said -- is familiar to anyone who remembers how high school girls behaved, and she should be more ashamed of using it than of being fat.  Worse than a fatty, she's a spineless wuss who can't face down detractors on her own, even via email.

She's also usurping the anti-bullying trend to deflect the critique levied against her. She's hurting the anti-bullying cause by falsely claiming she's being bullied. It's disgusting.


Wrong.

Ugh.

*phhlpphht*

Public proclamations via Facebook are bullying.

Just like saying you would corral my ex-wives and fark them in my presence while I presumedly stood by unable to retaliate on Fark, no?

Shaddup, I'm on you like stink on shiat...
 
2012-10-03 11:47:42 PM  

mjbok: TrixieDelite: How about this--she delivers the news in a professional manner and has done so for ten years.

If she was really good she wouldn't still be in the LaCrosse market after 10 years. LaCrosse is market 127, which means (even as an anchor) she is making very little money. If you're not moving from market to market (going up) every 3-5 years, you're doing it wrong.

//Of course she might like a market of that size.


IIRC her husband is either the station manager or involved in it as well. Granted, La Crosse is about as entry level as it gets in that line of work, her reason for staying isn't purely appearance.
 
2012-10-03 11:47:53 PM  

Teufelaffe: They need to be role models and show the children of America that being stupid isn't healthy.


To properly set that example we'll need a lot of zyklon b.
 
2012-10-03 11:48:07 PM  
Nobody would be talking about this story if it were over the anchor's smoking habit. She needs to lose wait just like smokers need to quit smoking. I'm tired of protecting fat people.
 
2012-10-03 11:48:16 PM  
Great, just what we need, another fat lady getting her GINORMOUS panties in a bunch.

arrogantass.files.wordpress.com 

Go put some more cake in your mouth so we don't have to hear you talk anymore.
 
2012-10-03 11:49:06 PM  

CygnusDarius: So basically he's trolling IRL.


I guess I can't fathom why anyone would take the time to write such an email. I see fat people a lot but never really feel the need to email them about it - or even say anything at all. IMO, It's none of my business.

How empty can one's life be if this is how s/he entertains/feels better/feels superior, etc., (about) oneself?
 
2012-10-03 11:49:14 PM  

Huggermugger: Why is it that so many men find unattractive women to be a personal affront to them. They just can't ignore such a person, but rather find offense and get peeved about it.

Guys, we weren't born to specifically give you an erection.


Actually, yes you were.
 
2012-10-03 11:50:03 PM  

AutumnWind: Who cares if she's fat? How many fat guys do we talk about? People police women's bodies too much. The idea that girls needs to be thin to be on tv or to be happy is what is hurting girls. Not fat successful confident women. I'm glad she told him off. I"m guessing he's a republican since he wants to control her body?


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would all like a word with you.
 
2012-10-03 11:50:09 PM  
Whoa hey, a personal injury lawyer being a complete asshole? What is this world coming to??
 
2012-10-03 11:50:22 PM  

BoxOfBees: Great, just what we need, another fat lady getting her GINORMOUS panties in a bunch.

[arrogantass.files.wordpress.com image 377x400] 

Go put some more cake in your mouth so we don't have to hear you talk anymore.


How's my Kick-shut-up, gloing?
 
2012-10-03 11:50:41 PM  

Huggermugger: Why is it that so many men find unattractive women to be a personal affront to them. They just can't ignore such a person, but rather find offense and get peeved about it.

Guys, we weren't born to specifically give you an erection.


Guy tells you to live a healthy lifestyle and perform regular maintenance on your body, and you turn it into a sexual thing. A little presumptuous, are we?
 
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