"I'll be sober in the morning, but you'll still be ugly."

Still, nice double down.

He's a dick, she's lazy. Can we please talk about things that matter for once?

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!

He sends her a private email, she goes all global with it (while also admitting she is fat). Then she tries the angle of being "bullied".

If you read what he wrote (privately) and see her public response, I tend to side with him on this one.

Hi, Counselor Krause.

You suck at counseling.

You suck at life currently, considering your legal response.

Hi-gh squared; religion much? i.e. your world is dictated by targeted advertising, and you are a tool.

Tool succeeds?

I like to listen to Tool, I like to utilize tool, and I like to understand tools...

You can be 100% right and still be a douchebag.

SilentStrider: Hey douchebag. You got your ass handed to you. Put your tail between your legs and crawl back into your cave.

You have a vastly different definition of "ass handed to you" then reality does.

The only thing that was handed to him is publicity. She didn't hand anyone their ass. She whined and then equated obesity with sexism or racism, which is sofa king retarded that nothing else she says will register. idiot.

zzrhardy: You can be 100% right and still be a douchebag.

'arrr douchebaggin'?

"Talk to me about the stories I cover, not the way I look."

Yea, when she covers a story she really covers a story.

zzrhardy: You can be 100% right and still be a douchebag.

You should never suggest that someone is overweight and offer them assistance in losing weight. The politically correct method is to propose a ban on any food that could possibly make someone fat.

Sticky Hands: Dude, no matter how many curls you do, or how tats you get, people are still going to mistake you for that guy that sucked dick for coke.

Don't take it out on the fatties, it's just the way the world is.

The world is malleable.

Like it or not, news personalities (especially women) are chosen and hired partially because they are aesthetically pleasing. This is also why it is hard to feel sorry for the aging anchor that is replaced by a younger, prettier model when they themselves were that younger, prettier model 15 years ago.

Think about it, how many unattractive first time anchor people do you see? Reading a teleprompter is a skill, but I'm sure many unattractive people can do it just as well. When the system worked for you it was fair, there is no difference now.

chopit: He's a dick, she's lazy. Can we please talk about things that matter for once?

you know your on Fark.com right?

Why, of course he's right. Its not like overweight people (particularly girls) are stigmatized under any pressure to lose weight. And my goodness, there certainly are very few thin role models for girls out there.

/fark you Krause

Most hated man in America?

I think he was right on the money.

meat0918: Most hated man in America?

I think he was right on the money.

And you are short-sighted.

Next?

The guy is clearly an asshole. However, the lady is indeed fat.

What the hell did they guy expect out of a news station in La Crosse? It's about as low as you can get in a broadcasting gig in this state that doesn't involve the farm report.

/There are more than a few people doing the news in Madison and Milwaukee are cursing HDTV

Of course this 'personal injury lawyer' is in great shape - its from running after all those ambulances.

So basically he's trolling IRL.

ggecko: He sends her a private email, she goes all global with it (while also admitting she is fat). Then she tries the angle of being "bullied".

If you read what he wrote (privately) and see her public response, I tend to side with him on this one.

When you send an email to someone you don't know personally - you really shouldn't assume it will be private.

he sends a private email telling the plain truth and she pulls the fat privilege card on TV? Um, she could have just ignored i or responded in an email, like an adult.

Indubitably: meat0918: Most hated man in America?

I think he was right on the money.

And you are short-sighted.

Next?

Short sighted? Nah.

The long view on this is America is getting fatter and will continue getting fatter until we stop shoveling crap food in our mouths and do more physical activity.

66 F*CKING PERCENT of America is overweight. Half of that is overweight and obese.

She lost points when she called what he wrote her bullying. That wasn't bullying.

AeAe: The guy is clearly an asshole. However, the lady is indeed fat.

Labeler much?

P.S. Casting stones in glass houses leads to broken glass which leads to cutting and bleeding for all throwers and bystanders. Grow up, and stop throwing, man.

Hey, is this the thread were fat-ass Farkers are going to side with the lawyer even though he's a complete douche and would probably continue to call her fat until she was unheathily underweight?

News Flash: Most models and hollywood & TV actresses are underweight, which can be just as unhealthy as being overweight. And judging from Douchey McDoucherson's pic in the article, I'd put good money down on him having a heart attack before he hits 50...he has the look of someone who works out too much.

Well he didn't lie. She is fat.

FTFA: Livingston, who just so happens to be the sister of Office Space actor Ron Livingston

I dont want to be someone who would



... but I'm seriously disappointed at the lack of OFFICE SPACE quotes here

"Cyclists. Nitpicky, neurotic whiners, the lot of them. Look at that dumbshiat chode-y tattoo on his arm. I hope it comes to life at night, crawls off his arm, rolls his precious cycle next to his bed, and farks him in the ass with the handlebar. "

I love the comments, obviously from a fatard in an SUV who hasn't spent a minute outside in the last five years except to get the mail at the first of the month. When was this story about bicyclists? Have another bigmac and giant mcfrosty and go back home to the couch. fattymcfatperson.

Kenneth Krause, Personal Injury Lawyer of La Crosse County , Wisconsin, you have a friend request from George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina. You guys should party.

Barfmaker: It's not about whether he was inaccurate. Yes she's overweight and even obese, that's not the point.

Yes she is also an infantile attention whore who could have handled it like an adult but decided the proper thing to do was cry about someone being a bully when they clearly were not. Its like Im really on Jezebel

God on him.. why the fark are you buttholes defending the lardo? If she's a fat monster, then she needs to eat less and exercise. Nothing wrong with pointing that out!