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(Daily Mail)   Today's teacher boffs student brought to you from Arkansas (with "Yeah, I boffed the kid in the school parking lot" pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 86
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2012-10-03 11:16:00 PM
Just try the fattie thread...

Censorship sucks.
 
2012-10-03 11:17:51 PM
this thread is BOFFO
 
2012-10-03 11:33:02 PM

Pockafrusta: You Farkers dissapoint me so hard!... and I'm so late to the party.

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This is ^partially relevant to my interests.
 
2012-10-03 11:40:59 PM

johndalek: this thread is BOFFO


Insider acronyms are:
 
2012-10-03 11:56:10 PM

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Right-click. Save.
 
2012-10-04 12:05:59 AM
Maybe public high schools should quit hiring hot crazy ladies under 50...Go back to the 50's style angry school marm.
 
2012-10-04 12:08:34 AM

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: toraque: Johnny Bananapeel: vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.

Farked to death by their English teachers???

It's a tragic way to go.

Wouldn't that be the drama teacher?

Yeah, and?

Please explicate.


Nobody's tackled this one yet? Fark, I am disappoint.

Farked to deathy by their English teachers is the poetic way to go.

/canonical?
 
2012-10-04 12:20:20 AM
English teacher? I thought they only spoke 'mericun in Arkansas.
 
2012-10-04 12:24:48 AM

Elegy: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: toraque: Johnny Bananapeel: vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.

Farked to death by their English teachers???

It's a tragic way to go.

Wouldn't that be the drama teacher?

Yeah, and?

Please explicate.

Nobody's tackled this one yet? Fark, I am disappoint.

Farked to deathy by their English teachers is the poetic way to go.

/canonical?


Without doubt.
 
2012-10-04 12:37:32 AM
Barry, boffing and farking are the same thing.

They are?
 
2012-10-04 12:39:01 AM

Indubitably: johndalek: this thread is BOFFO

Insider acronyms are:


not an insider acronym--definition of the word is something extremely successful
 
2012-10-04 12:43:48 AM
In Arkansas, Sexual Assault is a class-A felony and carries a sentence of between six and 30 years in prison.

Another fun fact about Arkansas, the age of consent there is 16 so this is not even remotely related to felony sexual assault.

Even if it _was_ statutory rape (the kid was 14 or 15), statutory sexual assault is a class-D felony, not Class A. It's only a Class A if the victim is 13 or lower, which is treated as what I guess you'd call 'forcible' rape.

I was gonna say that there may be a law banning teachers from boinking students specifically, but 10 seconds and Google tells me that an attempt to create such a law was recently struck down.

Long story short, this is misdemeanor sexual harassment, and the Mail is staffed by idiots who can't manage the minute or so it took me to look all that up on the public internet. Not like it requires delving through obscure libraries of arcane daemonology to work this out, I just typed "Arkansas age of consent" and "Arkansas law regarding teacher sex" into Google. Journalism majors apparently learn literally nothing in school these days.
 
2012-10-04 01:01:56 AM
Courtney Speer at Rate My Teacher.
 
2012-10-04 01:05:16 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Courtney Speer at Rate My Teacher.


What a stupid site. There's no category for quality of oral sex or anything.
 
2012-10-04 01:05:41 AM

Jim_Callahan: Another fun fact about Arkansas, the age of consent there is 16 so this is not even remotely related to felony sexual assault.

Even if it _was_ statutory rape (the kid was 14 or 15), statutory sexual assault is a class-D felony, not Class A. It's only a Class A if the victim is 13 or lower, which is treated as what I guess you'd call 'forcible' rape.

I was gonna say that there may be a law banning teachers from boinking students specifically, but 10 seconds and Google tells me that an attempt to create such a law was recently struck down.

Long story short, this is misdemeanor sexual harassment, and the Mail is staffed by idiots who can't manage the minute or so it took me to look all that up on the public internet. Not like it requires delving through obscure libraries of arcane daemonology to work this out, I just typed "Arkansas age of consent" and "Arkansas law regarding teacher sex" into Google. Journalism majors apparently learn literally nothing in school these days.


Journalists rarely have the required knowledge to accurately describe the technicalities of a situation. The sadder part is that they don't even train their Google-Fu and at least attempt to report with accuracy.

Also, this is apparently a journalist working for the Daily Fail so there's quite a chance that this person is clueless as to virtually anything and everything ;-)
 
2012-10-04 01:21:03 AM

johndalek: Indubitably: johndalek: this thread is BOFFO

Insider acronyms are:

not an insider acronym--definition of the word is something extremely successful


Got it, segmented communicator.
 
2012-10-04 01:47:58 AM
You know what, forget the legality question. It doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me whether she spends a single hour in jail. Farking your students is a shiatty thing to do, especially if they're teenagers. Ditto employees, the babysitter, your parishioners, whatever. You know it's shiatty, and that's part of why you're an asshole for doing it anyway.

That said, I'll give her the same credit I give any criminal who can pull it off: you have to respect someone who can straight up trollface.jpg their own mug shot. Well played, madam.

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2012-10-04 01:57:02 AM

semiotix: You know what, forget the legality question. It doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me whether she spends a single hour in jail. Farking your students is a shiatty thing to do, especially if they're teenagers. Ditto employees, the babysitter, your parishioners, whatever. You know it's shiatty, and that's part of why you're an asshole for doing it anyway.

That said, I'll give her the same credit I give any criminal who can pull it off: you have to respect someone who can straight up trollface.jpg their own mug shot. Well played, madam.

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It would be shiatty if the student was interested in the teacher's class or looked up to her in any way. If he was a jock from the football team who didn't respect her, she'd possibly be feeling a fair bit worse about the situation than he would be.
 
2012-10-04 02:25:28 AM
Ms. Speer? really? what, was Ms. Fallis taken?
 
2012-10-04 02:30:50 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Courtney Speer at Rate My Teacher.


My mind has been farked by reading so many teacher farks student stories on Fark. I assumed the link was to a site where students rated the hittability of their teachers. A hot-or-not so to speak.
 
2012-10-04 03:43:51 AM
Put me on that jury! I know how to spell "nullification" and I'll teach it to everyone else.
 
2012-10-04 04:49:01 AM
17 year old boy getting laid is not a victim unless he is being forcibly ass raped. Most of these allegations are bullsh*t. yes, she's allowed to turn herself in and I doubt she'll see any jail time.
 
2012-10-04 06:36:07 AM
Boffed. Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time. A long time.
 
2012-10-04 06:56:42 AM
"Victim".

Yeah, sure, kid,
 
2012-10-04 07:01:53 AM

HaveBeerWillTravel: Someone PLEASE explain to me why every article on one of these fiascoes posted to the main page is courtesy of the goddamn Daily Fail? Do they not have newspapers in Arkansas?


I don't think was an issue in Arkansas, they were related.
 
2012-10-04 10:05:00 AM
How that kid suffered.
Won't someone think of the children?
 
2012-10-04 10:34:39 AM

vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.


Pretty sure they found and buried most of them by now.
 
2012-10-04 10:46:48 AM
Fat-necked trollface or not, she'shiattable.
 
2012-10-04 10:46:51 AM
I will say this again. There was no crime, because there was no victim. I entered into a sexual relationship with my 25 year old female teacher when I was 13 until I was 14. Then had another sexual relationship with another teacher at 15 and then yet another from 15 until I was 18 and left for the service. I am and have been perfectly fine with a healthy attitude towards sex and fond memories of the encounters. I also attribute a great deal of my sexual abilities to their excellent instructions.
 
2012-10-04 12:19:19 PM
I had an English teacher once who was obsessed with my dangling participle...
 
2012-10-04 01:07:17 PM
I prefer the term "pork".

"I porked the only teacher who didn't look as though sh was rode hard and hung up wet."

If this point is debated...the young man would simply reply:

"The meat around a pig's ass is still pork."

Pork.
 
2012-10-04 01:15:05 PM
I went to that High School.

/it happened back in the late 70's also.
 
2012-10-04 02:39:55 PM

Johnny Bananapeel: vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.

Farked to death by their English teachers???


Not a bad way to god. God speed.
 
2012-10-04 04:52:52 PM
FTA: In Arkansas, Sexual Assault is a class-A felony and carries a sentence of between six and 30 years in prison.

Yes, if you're a man. If you're a man, your sentencing will occur swiftly, you will be escorted back to a cell while you wait to be transferred to prison, and you will be castigated as a sex offender pretty much for the rest of your life. You'll never be able to work, especially as a teacher, because background checks will flag you as a sex offender - you'll be lucky if you can find a job cleaning warehouses for a living. You'll have to move, because your state, county, or town has strict residential limitations for registered sex offenders, and that means you'll pretty much never be able to live anywhere nice again, either.

If you're a woman, well, that's different. I'm betting the judge defers sentencing to a later date, orders a presentence investigation for probation, and lets her out on bail. Her probation will state that she won't be listed as a sex offender if she completes the terms of her probation, and those terms will be relatively lenient. She'll go home, without having to register as a sex offender, and she'll take a job (teaching, most likely) elsewhere.
 
2012-10-04 05:23:52 PM

Profedius: I will say this again. There was no crime, because there was no victim. I entered into a sexual relationship with my 25 year old female teacher when I was 13 until I was 14. Then had another sexual relationship with another teacher at 15 and then yet another from 15 until I was 18 and left for the service. I am and have been perfectly fine with a healthy attitude towards sex and fond memories of the encounters. I also attribute a great deal of my sexual abilities to their excellent instructions.



sounds legit
 
2012-10-04 07:22:46 PM
It's a crime looking for a victim.
 
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