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johndalek: this thread is BOFFO
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Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: toraque: Johnny Bananapeel: vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.Farked to death by their English teachers???It's a tragic way to go.Wouldn't that be the drama teacher?Yeah, and?Please explicate.
Elegy: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: toraque: Johnny Bananapeel: vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.Farked to death by their English teachers???It's a tragic way to go.Wouldn't that be the drama teacher?Yeah, and?Please explicate.Nobody's tackled this one yet? Fark, I am disappoint.Farked to deathy by their English teachers is the poetic way to go./canonical?
Indubitably: johndalek: this thread is BOFFOInsider acronyms are:
CigaretteSmokingMan: Courtney Speer at Rate My Teacher.
Jim_Callahan: Another fun fact about Arkansas, the age of consent there is 16 so this is not even remotely related to felony sexual assault.Even if it _was_ statutory rape (the kid was 14 or 15), statutory sexual assault is a class-D felony, not Class A. It's only a Class A if the victim is 13 or lower, which is treated as what I guess you'd call 'forcible' rape.I was gonna say that there may be a law banning teachers from boinking students specifically, but 10 seconds and Google tells me that an attempt to create such a law was recently struck down.Long story short, this is misdemeanor sexual harassment, and the Mail is staffed by idiots who can't manage the minute or so it took me to look all that up on the public internet. Not like it requires delving through obscure libraries of arcane daemonology to work this out, I just typed "Arkansas age of consent" and "Arkansas law regarding teacher sex" into Google. Journalism majors apparently learn literally nothing in school these days.
johndalek: Indubitably: johndalek: this thread is BOFFOInsider acronyms are:not an insider acronym--definition of the word is something extremely successful
semiotix: You know what, forget the legality question. It doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me whether she spends a single hour in jail. Farking your students is a shiatty thing to do, especially if they're teenagers. Ditto employees, the babysitter, your parishioners, whatever. You know it's shiatty, and that's part of why you're an asshole for doing it anyway.That said, I'll give her the same credit I give any criminal who can pull it off: you have to respect someone who can straight up trollface.jpg their own mug shot. Well played, madam.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x374][upload.wikimedia.org image 200x159]
HaveBeerWillTravel: Someone PLEASE explain to me why every article on one of these fiascoes posted to the main page is courtesy of the goddamn Daily Fail? Do they not have newspapers in Arkansas?
vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.
Johnny Bananapeel: vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.Farked to death by their English teachers???
Profedius: I will say this again. There was no crime, because there was no victim. I entered into a sexual relationship with my 25 year old female teacher when I was 13 until I was 14. Then had another sexual relationship with another teacher at 15 and then yet another from 15 until I was 18 and left for the service. I am and have been perfectly fine with a healthy attitude towards sex and fond memories of the encounters. I also attribute a great deal of my sexual abilities to their excellent instructions.
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