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(Daily Mail)   Today's teacher boffs student brought to you from Arkansas (with "Yeah, I boffed the kid in the school parking lot" pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 86
    More: Dumbass, Arkansas, position of trust, English teacher, William Cullen Bryant High School, parking lots  
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2012-10-03 09:06:32 PM  
Rule #1 of head shots: It doesn't matter if you're overweight or not, you let someone take your picture at that angle, you WILL look fat in it. There's a reason photographers make people do weird shiat with their necks.
 
2012-10-03 09:18:34 PM  
Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.
 
2012-10-03 09:20:17 PM  

vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.


Concentration camps are littered with the ashes of children younger than 12
/take a seat over there
//godwinned
 
2012-10-03 09:20:25 PM  
I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth...

And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at home
Inventing lovers on the phone
Who called to say "come dance with me"
And murmured vague obscenities
It isn't all it seems at seventeen...

A brown eyed girl in hand me downs
Whose name I never could pronounce
Said: "Pity please the ones who serve
They only get what they deserve"
The rich relationed hometown queen
Marries into what she needs
With a guarantee of company
And haven for the elderly...

But you. young man.
Not yours.
 
2012-10-03 09:20:55 PM  
America and sexuality: farked.

P.S. Teachers shouldn't fark students; I type this realizing I will never get laid again...
 
2012-10-03 09:21:02 PM  
She'shiattable.
 
2012-10-03 09:21:17 PM  
Then again she could just be weird shiat!
 
2012-10-03 09:22:28 PM  

ruatan: Then again she could just be weird shiat!


Does she have a vajayjay?
ergo
weird shiat.
 
2012-10-03 09:23:34 PM  
Boffed or farked? Boffing and farking are two different things.
 
2012-10-03 09:24:03 PM  

Indubitably: America and sexuality: farked.

P.S. Teachers shouldn't fark students; I type this realizing I will never get laid again...



You're a teacher?
 
2012-10-03 09:25:20 PM  

vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.


(Gettysburg is in Pennsylvania)
 
2012-10-03 09:25:23 PM  

SoxSweepAgain: Boffed or farked? Boffing and farking are two different things.



Either way, she's farked now.
 
2012-10-03 09:25:45 PM  
Women in there early 30s really enjoy sex....17 year old boys will do anything to have sex with anyone.

I am shocked and outraged by this....

/Still do not regret turning down a 35 year old teacher when I was 15.....she was butt ugly but would screw anyone.
 
2012-10-03 09:25:55 PM  

Amos Quito: Indubitably: America and sexuality: farked.

P.S. Teachers shouldn't fark students; I type this realizing I will never get laid again...


You're a teacher?


Always and ever, in my small, unway.
 
2012-10-03 09:27:44 PM  
Meh. It's a female teacher. She'll probably get 2 hours of community service and a $50 fine -- and that's if he gets a crappy lawyer.
 
2012-10-03 09:27:58 PM  

vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.


Farked to death by their English teachers???
 
2012-10-03 09:33:59 PM  

SilentStrider: She'shiattable.


Her name sounds German.
 
2012-10-03 09:34:34 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Meh. It's a female teacher. She'll probably get 2 hours of community service and a $50 fine -- and that's if he gets a crappy lawyer.


she knows that, that's why her face says "doesn't matter, got laid."
 
2012-10-03 09:37:12 PM  

WillyChase: vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.

Concentration camps are littered with the ashes of children younger than 12
/take a seat over there
//godwinned


weirdestbonerrightnow.jpg
 
2012-10-03 09:37:27 PM  
She's better looking than some I've farked while sober
 
2012-10-03 09:39:34 PM  
Someone PLEASE explain to me why every article on one of these fiascoes posted to the main page is courtesy of the goddamn Daily Fail? Do they not have newspapers in Arkansas?
 
2012-10-03 09:40:42 PM  
Something tells me that if I were a teacher (and not already married) I'd be drilling out female teachers by the score.

Someone needs to take care of these women.
 
2012-10-03 09:42:45 PM  

HaveBeerWillTravel: Someone PLEASE explain to me why every article on one of these fiascoes posted to the main page is courtesy of the goddamn Daily Fail? Do they not have newspapers in Arkansas?


The people responsible for making sure the kids can read are out in the parking lot boffing them
 
2012-10-03 09:43:39 PM  

SoxSweepAgain: Boffed or farked? Boffing and farking are two different things.


yea,in this case i'd go with boinked.
 
2012-10-03 09:46:12 PM  
Yes, yes she did!!!

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-03 09:47:29 PM  
I picked my sister up from her high school today, there was a 17 hot guy with an unbuttoned shirt walking through the parking lot. I really can't blame these women.
 
2012-10-03 09:48:34 PM  

SoxSweepAgain: Boffed or farked? Boffing and farking are two different things.


Watch out for Guido the killer pimp!
 
2012-10-03 09:49:28 PM  

SoxSweepAgain: Boffed or farked? Boffing and farking are two different things.


cdn1.hark.com
 
2012-10-03 09:50:47 PM  

Johnny Bananapeel: vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.

Farked to death by their English teachers???


It's a tragic way to go.
 
2012-10-03 09:52:14 PM  

toraque: Johnny Bananapeel: vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.

Farked to death by their English teachers???

It's a tragic way to go.


Wouldn't that be the drama teacher?
 
2012-10-03 09:52:33 PM  

MaxSupernova: Women in there early 30s really enjoy sex....17 year old boys will do anything to have sex with anyone.

I am shocked and outraged by this....

/Still do not regret turning down a 35 year old teacher when I was 15.....she was butt ugly but would screw anyone.


Niiiiice!
 
2012-10-03 09:53:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: toraque: Johnny Bananapeel: vudukungfu: Gettysburg is littered with the corpses of younger men than 17.

Farked to death by their English teachers???

It's a tragic way to go.

Wouldn't that be the drama teacher?


Yeah, and?

Please explicate.
 
2012-10-03 09:55:41 PM  
Today's teacher boffs student brought to you from Arkansas (with "Yeah, I boffed the kid in the school parking lot" pic)

I'd doink her.
 
2012-10-03 09:57:53 PM  
I should start a service to help the teacher to satisfy their issues.
I would staff it with volunteers, anyone?
 
2012-10-03 09:58:08 PM  

chatikh: I picked my sister up from her high school today, there was a 17 hot guy with an unbuttoned shirt walking through the parking lot. I really can't blame these women.


tramp!
 
2012-10-03 09:59:35 PM  
The only high school sexual liaison I remember was my history teacher and a ginger student. That was a males-only deal.
 
2012-10-03 10:00:14 PM  
Article's use of the word "victim" is humorous.
 
2012-10-03 10:05:10 PM  
Looks fat in the mug shot, but hard to tell
 
2012-10-03 10:06:36 PM  

numbone: Article's use of the word "victim" is humorous.


In the same way a $100 Million Lottery Winner is a victim when they have to pay the $30 million in taxes
 
2012-10-03 10:06:50 PM  

HaveBeerWillTravel: Someone PLEASE explain to me why every article on one of these fiascoes posted to the main page is courtesy of the goddamn Daily Fail? Do they not have newspapers in Arkansas?


Yes we do, but they hide behind pay walls.
http://arkansasmatters.mobi/wap/news/text.jsp?sid=61&nid=163912013&ci d =333&scid=-1&ith=9&title=News&headtitle=News
 
2012-10-03 10:07:16 PM  
Id mush it in after a couple shots
 
2012-10-03 10:10:24 PM  

machoprogrammer: Looks fat in the mug shot, but hard to tell


She looks like she's the type of fat chick who is fat, but doesn't even have big boobs to make up for it.
 
2012-10-03 10:11:49 PM  
i283.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-03 10:16:48 PM  
verb verb verb verb verb verb verb ejaculate.
 
2012-10-03 10:52:34 PM  
i6.photobucket.com

I get it! It's not a "smoking hot/cute" headline, so she's actually hittable!

/but it was still greenlit?
/oh, Daily Fail. gotta pay the bills
 
2012-10-03 10:57:52 PM  
Allegedly, I was 17 and banging my 38 year old English teacher. In the driveway on her husband's highway patrol car. That was a woman who could conjugate a damn verb.
 
2012-10-03 11:00:34 PM  
You Farkers dissapoint me so hard!... and I'm so late to the party.

www.televisioninternet.com


kinglaladotcom.files.wordpress.com 

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2012-10-03 11:04:07 PM  
Blocked cock?

I don't think so.
 
2012-10-03 11:07:52 PM  
MaxSupernova 2012-10-03 09:25:45 PM


Women in there early 30s really enjoy sex....17 year old boys will do anything to have sex with anyone.

I am shocked and outraged by this....

/Still do not regret turning down a 35 year old teacher when I was 15.....she was butt ugly but would screw anyone

Know how I know she didn't teach you English?
 
2012-10-03 11:08:59 PM  
Wow. Didn't realize I'd been hit by the filter.
 
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