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(Major League Baseball)   Teddy Roosevelt wins his first race since 1901   ( divider line
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1363 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Oct 2012 at 10:56 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-04 12:01:48 AM  
2 votes:

Go Nats!

/and save on aspirin!
2012-10-03 11:02:37 PM  
2 votes:
They shouldn't have used that "Phanatic." They should have brought in Youppi!
2012-10-03 07:38:20 PM  
2 votes:

Nadie_AZ: What race did Teddy win in 1901?

the race to assassinate mckinley
2012-10-04 06:10:01 AM  
1 vote:
If the Nats lose in the first round everyone will blame Teddy's win and he'll never finish first again.

Until the day the REAL Teddy Roosevelt learns of this and returns from his current job of punching planets into correct orbits in distant galaxies and incinerates the pretenders with his Pince-Nez of Justice.
2012-10-03 11:23:01 PM  
1 vote:

jimpoz: They should change up the presidents next year: Millard Fillmore, Handsome Frank Pierce, Chet Arthur, and Benjamin Harrison!

How about Van Buren, Warren G. Harding, and TWO Grover Clevelands!
2012-10-03 06:50:48 PM  
1 vote:
I bet that race is really fun to watch when hammered
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