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2012-10-04 12:48:13 AM  
Did I see Hit Girl there?
 
2012-10-04 12:50:36 AM  

cman: I have always thought about the most offensive story that could ever be told.

It would be a comedy and it would not leave any group untouched.

Since posting my plot ideas would give me an extremely long vacation, I will just give you tags about what or who would be involved: catholics, homosexuals, racism, pedophiles, rednecks, eskimos, furies, cosplayers, amish, plumbers, pizza delivery folk, police, Australia, Christians, Muslims, Jews, etc etc

The story would be about making the most offensive not holding anything back story ever made


The Aristocrats!
 
2012-10-04 01:48:21 AM  

Rambino: Did I see Hit Girl there?


Yep, Ms. Moretz is now Period Girl.
 
2012-10-04 01:48:32 AM  
"I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!"
"He was a WIZARD!"

Wait, does that actually work?
 
2012-10-04 01:52:34 AM  

downstairs: Miss Stein: Eleven directors??


Ok, that's odd.



Not for a movie with 11 short independent segments.
 
2012-10-04 01:55:23 AM  

picodenico: I may have to locate a theater with this.

And yeah, I thought of Kentucky Fried Movie right away as well.



The bit with the big-dicked black basketball players expecting to win because THEY'RE BLACK might have been funny around the time of KFM, too. Now? not so much.

And not because of PC attitudes...but because it seems so played out already.
 
2012-10-04 01:58:35 AM  

cman: I have always thought about the most offensive story that could ever be told.

It would be a comedy and it would not leave any group untouched.

Since posting my plot ideas would give me an extremely long vacation, I will just give you tags about what or who would be involved: catholics, homosexuals, racism, pedophiles, rednecks, eskimos, furies, cosplayers, amish, plumbers, pizza delivery folk, police, Australia, Christians, Muslims, Jews, etc etc

The story would be about making the most offensive not holding anything back story ever made


I know it was just a mistype, but I have to correct you.

FURRIES, you don't want to piss off the Furies
 
2012-10-04 02:06:43 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Rambino: Did I see Hit Girl there?

Yep, Ms. Moretz is now Period Girl.


So... there should be plenty of opportunities for her SHOCK America again by saying "coont" on film, then.
 
2012-10-04 02:38:42 AM  
wow. that was... odd.
I like it. So,Cloud Atlas and then The Hobbit and then this. Lucky me.
 
2012-10-04 06:56:45 AM  

DrBenway: "I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!"
"He was a WIZARD!"

Wait, does that actually work?


It hasn't yet, but lord knows I keep trying.
 
2012-10-04 07:30:37 AM  

downstairs: Miss Stein: Eleven directors??


Ok, that's odd.


They just wanted to make sure the movie was primed for the big screen.
 
2012-10-04 10:16:29 AM  
Can't see it from my location and I'm too lazy to turn on the Hotspot Shield. Was it good?
 
2012-10-04 10:40:19 AM  
Looks like a real snoozer.
 
2012-10-04 12:27:26 PM  

downstairs: Miss Stein: Eleven directors??


Ok, that's odd.


Prime too.
 
2012-10-04 01:26:54 PM  
Subby is a major chicken shiat for that lame ass teaser.
 
2012-10-04 01:30:23 PM  

Valacirca: The most interesting thing to me in this trailer was the girl with heterochroma. Is that just the character, or does the actress actually have those? I didn't recognize her.

/Ok, I also found the kids phoning 911 because someone got her period kind of funny.


"Heterochroma is a genus of moths of the Noctuidae family. " .. ???

just being nitpicky :) I didn't see girl with two different colored eyes. I don't think I've ever seen that in a human, didn't know it happened .. would love to, though.
 
2012-10-04 01:52:47 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-10-04 02:27:59 PM  
That looks pretty good.
 
2012-10-04 02:38:11 PM  
It looks very hit and miss. Some of it I liked for its sheer randomness, but it looks like a 10th of the movie is going to be dedicated to that really lame black people are better at basketball bit.
 
2012-10-04 03:43:55 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I'm there. Stephen Merchant, Chris Pratt, Anna Faris, boobies...what else could I ask for?


Chloë Grace Moretz, Emma Stone, Kristen Bell boobies? If no, I'm out.

The trailer looked like it was trying TOO hard.
 
2012-10-04 04:04:10 PM  

OhioUGrad:
The trailer looked like it was trying TOO hard.



and somehow, not hard enough.
 
2012-10-04 07:32:38 PM  

Miss Stein: Eleven directors??


No...I directed this movie, I.

Sincerely Yours,

Alan Smithee
 
2012-10-04 08:24:18 PM  
Okay I brought the damn laptop to the library, the coffee shop, the local college, the second string whore house near the school and even our capital hill yet for the life of me all this site says is "This trailer is not available in your location." F-U! What do you want from me?!

/region restricting content is the cancer of the internet
 
2012-10-04 11:43:01 PM  

kronicfeld: Impressive cast. Looks like its just going to be a series of little few-minute vignettes, which could work for or against it.


Stolen from Wikipedia:
Halle Berry
Elizabeth Banks
Kristen Bell as Supergirl
Jimmy Bennett
Leslie Bibb as Wonder Woman
Kate Bosworth as Arlene
Gerard Butler as Shaun
Bobby Cannavale as Superman
Kieran Culkin
Josh Duhamel
Anna Faris as Vanessa
Richard Gere as Boss
John Hodgman as The Penguin
Terrence Howard
Hugh Jackman
Johnny Knoxville
Martin Klebba as Killer Chaun
Christina Linhardt as Birthday Party Clown
Beth Littleford
Justin Long as Robin
Aasif Mandvi as Asif
Jack McBrayer as Brian
Stephen Merchant as Donald
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Chloë Grace Moretz
Chris Pratt as Jason
Liev Schreiber
Tony Shalhoub
Emma Stone as Ellen Malloy
Jason Sudeikis as Batman
Uma Thurman as Lois Lane
Patrick Warburton
Naomi Watts
Seann William Scott
JB Smoove
Jeremy Allen White as Kevin Metzger
Kate Winslet as Juliet Hulme
Bobby Cannavale as Superman

Good lord that's a cast.
 
2012-10-04 11:50:44 PM  
I'm going to see it
 
2012-10-05 11:18:22 PM  
media.screened.com
 
2012-10-06 03:14:51 PM  

RatMaster999: [media.screened.com image 250x166]



I saw a handful of those Troma films on xfinity VOD. All of them are complete messes of cinema. Lots of goofing off, no humor, or anything resembling a plot. Looks like this movie aims to recreate that.
 
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