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2012-10-03 04:18:54 PM
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2012-10-03 04:19:54 PM
Sigh...can you get me a towel subby?
 
2012-10-03 04:35:19 PM
Most women don't really mind if you go down on them after or before.
 
2012-10-03 04:39:59 PM
I just watched the I Jizzed In My Pants video yesterday, so I'm getting a kick out of theeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh-uhhhh-uhhhh-yeah-yeah! !!!

replies.
 
2012-10-03 04:55:32 PM
"Jesse Bering is the author of Why is the Penis Shaped Like That?: And Other Reflections on Being Human."
 
This guys CV must look like the menu at Hot Doug's.
 
2012-10-03 05:35:24 PM
moops?
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 05:41:47 PM
Nice headline, subby. But I would have gone with "Sociologist considers premature ejaculation successful Here comes the science human evolutionary trait"

I mean, you need to at least keep the word "come" intact.
 
2012-10-03 06:04:47 PM
I never had that problem, but I know the cure for it: prozac. I feel like it takes 10x longer to get off since I have started
 
2012-10-03 06:15:14 PM
Good headline.
 
2012-10-03 06:17:42 PM
I knew it! I am the ultimate male. I have achieved evolutionary perfecURK.
 
2012-10-03 06:18:55 PM
If I ever feel like I'm going to finish before I want, I dig my thumbnail into the flesh of my index finger really hard. That tends to make me focus on the pain a bit more.

Of course, I'm older now and I have control and haven't had to rely on that method for quite a while, but in my late teens and early twenties, that's how I kept it going.
 
2012-10-03 06:20:53 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: If I ever feel like I'm going to finish before I want, I dig my thumbnail into the flesh of my index finger really hard. That tends to make me focus on the pain a bit more.

Of course, I'm older now and I have control and haven't had to rely on that method for quite a while, but in my late teens and early twenties, that's how I kept it going.


How old are you Grandpa?
 
2012-10-03 06:30:08 PM
Headline made me LOL, maybe because I'm female.

And by the way, lasting forever is almost as bad.

But I'm not finicky or anything ...
 
2012-10-03 06:31:10 PM

cman: I never had that problem, but I know the cure for it: prozac. I feel like it takes 10x longer to get off since I have started


On the bright side, when you finally do get off it's a lot stronger.

/assuming you didn't give up halfway through, which is like a 50/50 shot
 
2012-10-03 06:34:06 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: cman: I never had that problem, but I know the cure for it: prozac. I feel like it takes 10x longer to get off since I have started

On the bright side, when you finally do get off it's a lot stronger.

/assuming you didn't give up halfway through, which is like a 50/50 shot


I dont have that problem. The only time I have the 50/50 problem is after I have done a few lines of amphetamine. Thats when the trouble starts for me.
 
2012-10-03 06:40:52 PM
Wait so now it's "two-pump champ?"
 
 
GOT DAMMIT, I'VE WASTED MY LIFE ON TANTRIC BULLSHIATE!
 
2012-10-03 06:47:21 PM
TL;DR.
 
2012-10-03 07:07:46 PM
I would like to postulate the following additional theory:

Since as the article says, a man orgasms in approximately 2 minutes, and a woman in greater than 5, this likely means that women are intended to have 3 men at a time.
 
2012-10-03 07:59:14 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: cman: I never had that problem, but I know the cure for it: prozac. I feel like it takes 10x longer to get off since I have started

On the bright side, when you finally do get off it's a lot stronger.

/assuming you didn't give up halfway through, which is like a 50/50 shot


Effexor works really nicely like that, too. :-|

/am immune to porn now
//can appreciate the aesthetics of a photo shoot w/o suffering from annoying erections
///damnitsomuch
 
2012-10-03 08:16:39 PM
It's not premature, it's RIGHT ON TIME
 
2012-10-03 08:18:33 PM

cman: AdolfOliverPanties: If I ever feel like I'm going to finish before I want, I dig my thumbnail into the flesh of my index finger really hard. That tends to make me focus on the pain a bit more.

Of course, I'm older now and I have control and haven't had to rely on that method for quite a while, but in my late teens and early twenties, that's how I kept it going.

How old are you Grandpa?


Mid-40s. I still get wood in a stiff breeze but I don't soil my linens because of it.
 
2012-10-03 08:19:45 PM

ekdikeo4: I would like to postulate the following additional theory:

Since as the article says, a man orgasms in approximately 2 minutes, and a woman in greater than 5, this likely means that women are intended to have 3 men at a time.


Unless you multiply, then it's like 2 men and a midget.
 
2012-10-03 08:20:51 PM
I like to start slow, work the edges real good first, then start thrusting hard straight up the mid,,,

Wait, that's how I brush my teeth,,,

/God I'm old
 
2012-10-03 08:22:59 PM
Does it matter if you have premature ejaculations when you also have priapism?
 
2012-10-03 08:27:45 PM
"it's one out, the ninth, the Giants are up. Mays lines a single to right, he takes second on a wild pitch. Now she is digging her nails into my neck. I decided to pinch-hit for McCovey. Alou pops out. Haller singles, Mays holds third. Now I got a first-and-third situation. Two out, the Giants are behind one run. I don't know whether to squeeze or steal. She's been in the shower for ten minutes, already. This is too...I can't tell you anymore, this is too personal. The Giants won."
 
2012-10-03 08:41:12 PM
Every time I have sex, I end up telling the Aristocrats joke.
 
2012-10-03 08:51:44 PM
Hey, we both started at the same time...
 
2012-10-03 08:57:09 PM
Is it that hard to say "suck out the easy one and we'll both be better off"?
 
2012-10-03 09:13:42 PM

BATMANATEE: Is it that hard to say "suck out the easy one and we'll both be better off"?


Even if I knew how to "suck out" your mom, the argument that I'd be better off is dubious at best.
 
2012-10-03 09:20:45 PM
I'm calling all my high school and college girlfriends and telling them I am/was on the cutting edge of evolution.
 
2012-10-03 09:26:15 PM
When will Tom Cruise and his sociologist ilk ever learn to stop saying such stupid shiat? Take your quasars and magic crystals and shove them up your ass Kirstie Alley.
 
2012-10-03 10:14:56 PM

MadAzza: Headline made me LOL, maybe because I'm female.

And by the way, lasting forever is almost as bad.

But I'm not finicky or anything ...


I would say lasting forever is worse. He can always use fingers or whatever else is handy and give it another go later.
 
2012-10-04 01:37:36 AM
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's how the smart money bets.
 
2012-10-04 01:58:31 AM
Headline made me LOL, maybe because I'm female.

No, it's just a good headline - hubby laughed when I read it to him to.
 
2012-10-04 03:18:28 AM

ekdikeo4: I would like to postulate the following additional theory:

Since as the article says, a man orgasms in approximately 2 minutes, and a woman in greater than 5, this likely means that women are intended to have 3 men at a time.


I LIKE YOU
 
2012-10-04 03:20:22 AM

gameshowhost: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: cman: I never had that problem, but I know the cure for it: prozac. I feel like it takes 10x longer to get off since I have started

On the bright side, when you finally do get off it's a lot stronger.

/assuming you didn't give up halfway through, which is like a 50/50 shot

Effexor works really nicely like that, too. :-|

/am immune to porn now
//can appreciate the aesthetics of a photo shoot w/o suffering from annoying erections
///damnitsomuch


I hear ya. I only took it for 3 months and sex went on forever and not in the good way. Fapping became nonexistent. Now it's better but not as good as it was before taking Effexor. Don't know if its because of that or just getting older, but the timing makes me suspicious.
 
2012-10-04 05:52:31 AM
Well I for one think...
i3.kym-cdn.com

Nevermind.
 
2012-10-04 09:39:36 AM
FTA: "...macaque sex is a chaotic and violent affair..."

Go on...

/macaque
 
2012-10-04 10:38:19 AM

gameshowhost: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: cman: I never had that problem, but I know the cure for it: prozac. I feel like it takes 10x longer to get off since I have started

On the bright side, when you finally do get off it's a lot stronger.

/assuming you didn't give up halfway through, which is like a 50/50 shot

Effexor works really nicely like that, too. :-|

/am immune to porn now
//can appreciate the aesthetics of a photo shoot w/o suffering from annoying erections
///damnitsomuch


That's weird I can still get wood like I used too, just getting to climax takes forever. And yeah it's a lot stronger. But I do have the issue of just getting tired or bored (depending on the activity) and giving up.
 
2012-10-04 11:03:50 AM
Premature for whom?
 
2012-10-04 11:08:57 AM
If I hold onto it for too long, I eventually can't. Then at some point, I stop being aroused and go soft.

Fortunately, by then my GF has climaxed multiple times.

I'm 30.
 
2012-10-04 12:48:57 PM

MadAzza: ekdikeo4: I would like to postulate the following additional theory:

Since as the article says, a man orgasms in approximately 2 minutes, and a woman in greater than 5, this likely means that women are intended to have 3 men at a time.

I LIKE YOU


High five!
 
2012-10-04 03:54:48 PM
Guess I'm a neanderthal then.
 
2012-10-04 06:44:01 PM

MadAzza: Headline made me LOL, maybe because I'm female.

And by the way, lasting forever is almost as bad.

But I'm not finicky or anything ...


I can live with almost
 
2012-10-04 10:49:29 PM

brap: "Jesse Bering is the author of Why is the Penis Shaped Like That?: And Other Reflections on Being Human."
 
This guys CV must look like the menu at Hot Doug's.


Hey, I got a greenlight on that article back in 2010.
 
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