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(TwinCities.com)   Our favorite Viking Chris Kluwe is at it again. He drops a smack down in response to an column titled "Why same-sex marriage affects my marriage"   (blogs.twincities.com) divider line 70
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2012-10-03 09:39:22 PM  

MrVeach: scottydoesntknow: MrVeach: I hate when people get on their soapbox about shiat like this

I know right? Can't believe Balling would write an article on how gay marriage would figuratively affect him and his "think of the children!" bullshiat. It's amazing that people would write shiat like this. People are tired of the hate, and douchebags like this do nothing but perpetuate it.

MrVeach: Suck a dick, kluwe (and shutup about it)

Ohh you're talking about Kluwe. Well go fark yourself then, kind sir.

I'm tired of your hate, and douchebags like you do nothing to perpetuate it. Carry on with your white knightage, kind sir


Awesome.
 
2012-10-03 11:19:44 PM  
Listen Chris, you are an eloquent writer who gets his points across very well. I was already voting "
No" before I read any of your posts. So that being said I would like to ask one thing of you in the future:


For Godsakes do NOT kick it to Hester. PLEASE.
 
2012-10-03 11:23:15 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: If you don't follow him on Twitter yet, you should. @ChrisWarcraft. Frequently hilarious and often right on target.


Done. Thanks for the heads up
 
2012-10-03 11:48:22 PM  
He lost me when he mentioned hate. The term hate speech, hate crime, etc get tossed around too easily.
 
2012-10-03 11:51:08 PM  
The funniest thing about Kluwe's columns is that even when he drops the internet lingo, his stuff is clearly written by someone who spends way too much time arguing on the Internet.
 
2012-10-04 12:19:28 AM  
I dislike respecting, maybe even liking, a Viking.
That said, please kick it to Hester.
 
2012-10-04 12:29:14 AM  

mikaloyd: [outsports.com image 450x622]


He made the cover


I have a feeling the only reason he did that was to prove his Operation Adrian Abs was a success.
 
2012-10-04 12:38:23 AM  

wwSpoon: mikaloyd: [outsports.com image 450x622]


He made the cover

I have a feeling the only reason he did that was to prove his Operation Adrian Abs was a success.


Also, when else does a punter get a shirtless photo on the cover of a magazine? That's the sort of territory that's normally Tim Tebow in Vogue.
 
2012-10-04 01:13:59 AM  
So punters are now receivers?
 
2012-10-04 02:35:12 AM  
Going the debate class hero is so limiting and speaks volumes about the inferiority of the individual he's dealing with...
 
2012-10-04 02:39:34 AM  
Hey Kluwe, nice straw man. Didn't think we'd catch that with all your fancy Latin phrases and classical logic? Well you were almost right; I only read your post because I'm unemployed and bored.
 
2012-10-04 03:25:09 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Listen Chris, you are an eloquent writer who gets his points across very well. I was already voting "
No" before I read any of your posts. So that being said I would like to ask one thing of you in the future:


For Godsakes do NOT kick it to Hester. PLEASE.


His Arena Team name in WoW is, you guessed it, "We kick it to Hester"
 
2012-10-04 06:57:02 AM  

Scruffinator: Jim from Saint Paul: Listen Chris, you are an eloquent writer who gets his points across very well. I was already voting "
No" before I read any of your posts. So that being said I would like to ask one thing of you in the future:


For Godsakes do NOT kick it to Hester. PLEASE.

His Arena Team name in WoW is, you guessed it, "We kick it to Hester"


I know. It's amusing.
 
2012-10-04 08:00:43 AM  
Did we ever figure out what Kluwe's Fark handle was? At the very least someone should pony up a TF account for him.
 
2012-10-04 09:25:46 AM  

rynthetyn: Also, when else does a punter get a shirtless photo on the cover of a magazine? That's the sort of territory that's normally Tim Tebow in Vogue.


I don't know, but I like it. ;) Tim Tebow's a good-looking dude, but holy fark, Chris Kluwe. Intelligent, funny, thoughtful, and now this? Mrs. Kluwe is a lucky lady. :)
 
2012-10-04 09:30:48 AM  
sorry to the people who figured it out like 5 minutes ago but I wanted to make sure he got it

I have such a mancrush going right now, and as far as I know I'm not even gay. Furthermore, Kluwe's rants almost - almost - make up for whiny-assed Vikings fans still butthurt over the 2009 NFCCG.

Of course, I'm a Saints fan currently full of butthurt, so maybe I should just STFU.
 
2012-10-04 09:39:48 AM  
memo to self: never EVAR do anything to piss off Mr. Kluwe.....
 
2012-10-04 10:19:34 AM  

Scruffinator: Jim from Saint Paul: Listen Chris, you are an eloquent writer who gets his points across very well. I was already voting "
No" before I read any of your posts. So that being said I would like to ask one thing of you in the future:


For Godsakes do NOT kick it to Hester. PLEASE.

His Arena Team name in WoW is, you guessed it, "We kick it to Hester"


3 of Hester's 19 return TDs have come from Kluwe punts, and he has scored more total TDs against the Vikings than any other team. I imagine at a certain point Kluwe either had to laugh or cry, and he chose to laugh.
 
2012-10-05 01:09:56 AM  
I've never even heard of this guy before until I decided to click the link and read what he said. He gained a fan. What an incredibly easy to like person this guy is. Good for him.
 
2012-10-05 03:37:02 PM  
About time bigots got a Kluwe.
 
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