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2012-10-03 04:01:36 PM
4 votes:
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Brilliant.
2012-10-03 09:50:39 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
"Hi, darling, I'm Fanzia, and this part of your initiation is called 'butt-chugging'"
 

The dude shiat himself and in the process of cleaning it up, they discovered trauma to his ass. The cops probably saw enema tubes laying around with the Franzia boxes and put two and two together. It's not rocket science.

If I was a reporter, though I'd have asked (before the ridiculous "wedgie" excuse for the rectal trauma): "So you claim you are not gay, but with the rectal trauma, are you claiming another fraternity member anally raped you when you were passed out?"
2012-10-03 09:21:38 PM
3 votes:
You know, that whole police report reminded me of a story from my freshman year... three years ago, in fact.

I was seen as the up-tight, prude, yet responsible person in my dorm, so one night, I got a call from one of the girls saying that her roommate wasn't feeling good and that I needed to take care of her. I go over to their suite, and find other girls taking care of her. At this point, she is in and out of consciousness on the floor in her room. She's topless, and has vomited all over her bed and clothes... you could smell it out in the hallway. As it turns out, she was at a party at the Sig Chi house about half an hour before then and asked someone for a beer. She had the one beer and then got sick. She wasn't throwing up because she was blackout drunk... someone had slipped her something in her beer. Two pledges from that house then dumped her off at her dorm and went back to the party to keep drinking.

Like in the police report, it was impossible to get a straight answer out of anyone present at that party about what happened. The two pledges took a poisoned girl, dropped her off without any real supervision, and went right back to hanging with their bros. We're lucky she didn't hit her head, have an adverse reaction, or choke on her own vomit. Nothing was done to find out who was slipping roofies into drinks, and the party kept going, because who cares about a potential rapist in your midst when the brotherhood and beer are good? Fortunately, she wasn't sexually assaulted, but she was so ill the next day that she had to miss work, which got her fired.

Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens until it embarrasses them as well. Things that would get an independent thrown out of school and charged if it happened in the dorms are swept aside as "total frat moves". It's ridiculous. It gives a bad name to the guys that are there for the right reasons (like I was) and teaches the frat daddies that they can do whatever they want and not face consequences.
2012-10-03 07:53:25 PM
3 votes:
tall guy on the left wipes his brow and looks away at 9:36 when possible evidence of a sexual assault is mentioned. Why so nervous, bro?
2012-10-03 05:44:57 PM
3 votes:
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Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!
2012-10-03 05:40:17 PM
3 votes:
If you find buttchugging accusations to be embarrassing, don't hold a press conference about accusations of your buttchugging.
2012-10-03 05:09:38 PM
3 votes:
brap:

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all butts are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to lie face down, pantless together and squirt cheap hooch up each others' rectums.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Tennessee, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of buttchugging.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by how much box wine they can hold in their colons.

I have a dream today.
2012-10-04 12:08:47 PM
2 votes:
Let's see, what story seems more plausible: 1) Fraternity brothers engage in sticking tube (shared) up each others butt to get drunk 2) Fraternity brothers get drunk and one passes out and is given a wedgie.

Must be 1 because then you get to say buttchugging on the nightly news.
2012-10-04 10:16:00 AM
2 votes:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that the police report mentions rubber tubes (which would support the buttchugging allegations).

So let's assume that the buttchugging occured for the moment. As I stated in another thread, I know a little bit about administering enemas and even if the tube is inserted incorrectly, it won't cause much injury/bruising/bleeding.

The injuries described in the police report sound A LOT like those sustained from being raped, not from wedgie burns.

Even more awful/horrifying is the mention of empty Franzia containers near a set of golf clubs. o_O

/Alexander, if you were anally raped no one is going to think you're gay; people will be outraged that something horrible happened to you and will want the perps to be brought to justice
//Stop protecting your "brothers" and let the police make their investigation
2012-10-03 11:45:27 PM
2 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: Great Porn Dragon: (Seriously...butt-chugging? Where do even frat boys get that idea? Maybe one of them was a student in Mesoamerican archaeology is the only thing I can think of...)

There was at least one Law & Order episode about vaginal cocaine use, so my guess would be TV.


TV, the internet, stuff like that.

It's shown up here on fark in circumcision threads, shows up in a lot of the "homosexual = AIDS" arguments, anatomy and biology classes can end up imparting the information while discussing the digestive system, and as soon as ONE frat brother has the meme, "butt-chugging gets you drunk fast" it will spread like an STD across the entire fraternity.

It is a recurring memetic agent that is particularly infectious to frat boys and other binge-drinkers.

It is also dangerous, as unlike regular drinking you cannot vomit out the alcohol to avoid fatal alcohol poisoning.
2012-10-03 09:31:31 PM
2 votes:

DownDaRiver: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

Well maybe buttchugging doesn't necessarily mean gay.
But doesn't being gay usually involve some sort of buttchugging?


If a dude does something that doesn't necessarily imply homosexuality but then goes screaming DUDE I'M NOT GAY... well... yeah, you are, because that's the first place you went with it.
2012-10-03 08:05:12 PM
2 votes:
FTFA "I am a Christian and would never desecrate my body that way."

Maybe not, but he does admit to drinking about 2 liters of Franzia in a single pull from a bag-o-wine. Somehow I just don't think he treats his body like a temple- more like a travelling carnival.
2012-10-03 08:00:33 PM
2 votes:
Bro - ton paraphrased, "On friday night I made a decision to drink too much and it nearly cost me my life. However, I never buttchugged and I am not gay..."

I love how he glosses over the whole "I nearly died" part and gets right to the buttchugging and gay charges as being the really critical parts of the evening. To those wondering why the avid denials of being gay, consider he was likely born, raised, and may never leave the state of Tennessee.
2012-10-03 07:53:38 PM
2 votes:
ButtChugger was immediately regretting this press conference 30 seconds into it. The look on his face was priceless.

/he regretted other things too
2012-10-03 07:52:58 PM
2 votes:
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2012-10-03 06:22:01 PM
2 votes:
Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?
2012-10-03 06:19:41 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: basemetal:
Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!

That's my thing. They always say "any publicity is good publicity", well unless you planned on being a fetish pornstar, this is NOT good publicity.


Well, at least he has that one job option available. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice.
2012-10-03 04:31:30 PM
2 votes:
Look at the way they're dressed. Serious buttchugging is serious.
2012-10-03 04:16:53 PM
2 votes:
And everyone managed to keep a straight face through all the 'buttchugging' talk.
2012-10-04 09:53:18 PM
1 votes:
Here's something that may be similar to what happened.

Possibly NSFW about hazing
2012-10-04 01:51:16 PM
1 votes:
Another Halloween costume idea:

1. Fratty looking Tennessee clothes
2. Funnel going into pants
2012-10-04 01:16:10 PM
1 votes:

TacoBeelzebub: So let's assume that the buttchugging occured for the moment. As I stated in another thread, I know a little bit about administering enemas and even if the tube is inserted incorrectly, it won't cause much injury/bruising/bleeding.


I was thinking that the alchohol was so irritating, it was what caused the bleeding. I don't necessarily doubt that sodomy is the actual explanation, though.
2012-10-04 01:14:35 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: Can anyone with something higher than a GED in Law explain how they are coming up with this being illegal in some way? The lawyer said that people are going to pay for this...what the fark is he talking about, legally speaking?


As mentioned above, depending on state statutory or common law, and assuming the claims are untrue, he may have a claim for violation of a privacy tort (false light). Also related claims of defamation (libel/slander). (He could even have a claim if the statements are true under a privacy tort of 'public disclosure' if TN recognizes it as a valid claim).

The lawyer also mentions HIPAA violations. (I recall that's been used in CA a couple times by celebs who have their hospital records leaked).

Maybe some other torts or statutory violations depending on TN law.

/not legal advice
//who the hell would rely on legal advice from fark anyway?
2012-10-04 12:16:21 PM
1 votes:

JeffreyScott: Lsherm: JeffreyScott: So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

Because at the hospital the kid had "signs of sexual trauma" and he was bleeding from his ass. It's right there in the article.

The police report doesn't state that he was bleeding from his anus. In fact, the report states the source of blood found around the house was from an unrelated fight or boxing match between two other members, and even mentions the names of those members.

In regards to the anal injuries, the report only mentions bruising, not tearing or lacerations or other injury that would have resulted in bleeding. While the bruising suggests the kid may have been sodomized/raped it doesn't automatically mean he participated in butt chugging. The report states the hospital even took samples to determine if the kid had been raped, and notes that those samples were sent off to be tested, but the results had apparently not been returned when they wrote the report. So while the evidence is still pending the police claim it is butt chugging. What happens if the samples show evidence of rape (sperm in the kid's anus)?

The report appears to be very detailed when describing the scene at the fraternity house where the chugging was alleged to take place. It mentions empty beer cans, empty wine bags, location of blood drops, etc... but makes no mention of the rubber tubing alleged to have been used in any butt chugging.

The report doesn't conclude that kid participated in anal chugging. The problem here appears to be a police officer or university official leaking information claiming that this was an anal chugging incident when that is not an accurate conclusion based on the evidence contained in the report.

When I read the follow-up news story, it reminded me of a news report of a kid at my campus who fell off a cruise ship while on spring break in the late 80's. When the kid was reported missing and presumed dead the cruise company iss ...


You sound like a butt chugger...

Other than the blood on the back of frat member's boxers, and all the blood in the toilet stalls and on the toilet seats, and the fact the kid refuses to release the results of his rape kit to the police... yeah, I dunno why I'd think anything strange went on.
2012-10-04 11:35:11 AM
1 votes:

Lsherm: JeffreyScott: So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

Because at the hospital the kid had "signs of sexual trauma" and he was bleeding from his ass. It's right there in the article.


The police report doesn't state that he was bleeding from his anus. In fact, the report states the source of blood found around the house was from an unrelated fight or boxing match between two other members, and even mentions the names of those members.

In regards to the anal injuries, the report only mentions bruising, not tearing or lacerations or other injury that would have resulted in bleeding. While the bruising suggests the kid may have been sodomized/raped it doesn't automatically mean he participated in butt chugging. The report states the hospital even took samples to determine if the kid had been raped, and notes that those samples were sent off to be tested, but the results had apparently not been returned when they wrote the report. So while the evidence is still pending the police claim it is butt chugging. What happens if the samples show evidence of rape (sperm in the kid's anus)?

The report appears to be very detailed when describing the scene at the fraternity house where the chugging was alleged to take place. It mentions empty beer cans, empty wine bags, location of blood drops, etc... but makes no mention of the rubber tubing alleged to have been used in any butt chugging.

The report doesn't conclude that kid participated in anal chugging. The problem here appears to be a police officer or university official leaking information claiming that this was an anal chugging incident when that is not an accurate conclusion based on the evidence contained in the report.

When I read the follow-up news story, it reminded me of a news report of a kid at my campus who fell off a cruise ship while on spring break in the late 80's. When the kid was reported missing and presumed dead the cruise company issues a press release claiming the kid fell over board after climbing the ship's railing to urinate into the sea, after losing his balance because he was drunk. Other than the fact that the kid had fell overboard, there was nothing to support the claim. The problem for the cruise company is the kid fell overboard at night and could see lights in the distance. He survived after swimming about 6 miles to shore. When the kid challenged the cruise company's claim they were not able to provide any proof, other than he fell over board, to support their embarrassing claim. The mere fact that the kid has fell overboard was not "proof" that he engaged in any of the alleged embarrassing behavior. The cruise company ended up acknowledging that they lied, publicly apologized and wrote the kid a check.

I don't know what happened to the kid that night, but either do the police. It appears that they jumped to the conclusion based on the fact that he has a bruised anus. But that doesn't mean that he engaged in anal chugging, especially without any supporting evidence. I don't know what type of injury one is likely to sustain while participating in anal chugging, but I suspect they would be consistent with a wedgie as a result of being dragged around by a person's belt as the kid has claimed.
2012-10-04 11:19:06 AM
1 votes:
It was:

1. Butt chugging
2. Experimental Gay Sex
3. Rape
4 Some kind of hazing that went wrong.

For Broughton's sake I just hope he isn't being pressured to cover options three or four.

/although had he been smart he could have said rape and had his name blacked out of the police report due to rape shield laws
2012-10-04 11:16:34 AM
1 votes:

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Why would you join a bunch of losers who are willing to be humiliated just get some friends!?!?

A band of desperate losers who support each other are still a band of desperate losers.
2012-10-04 10:25:47 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


Yes. Because wine is for gays. Straight guys butt chug beer and Jack Daniels. (Lesbians butt chug chamomile tea and Smirnov Ice).
2012-10-04 09:57:21 AM
1 votes:
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2012-10-04 09:20:03 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: Now, as if this story can't get any weirder, the ButtChugger is comparing his story to that of "The Wizard of Oz" in a recently released statement. You have to read this.

But in case you don't, this is my favorite part.

Broughton ably and stirringly writes, "Dorothy, we are not in Kansas, anymore. We are at Tennessee at the University of Tennessee where lies trump the truth, and the lives of young people such as myself are sacraficed to the alter of the Volunteer statue. There is another analogy to "The Wizard of Oz" and that is to "follow the yellow brick road, and that road leads straight to Andy Holt Tower, the main administrative offices at the University of Tennessee."

... so he's a Friend of Dorothy?


They're cracking me up that they seem to think the butt chugging is the only thing getting the fraternity kicked out. Like if the underage brother had just almost died of a BAC of over .4, but had consumed his cheap box wine orally, that the university and their national would be just fine with that.

These boys are not the sharpest crayons in the box, are they?
2012-10-04 09:05:58 AM
1 votes:
Pi Kappa Alpha

Around 2000-2001 I was living in Auburn, AL where I worked at the local Papa Johns. One night, an older delivery driver, probably around 55 years old (he was also working 2 jobs to put his son through school), had to deliver to the Pike house during a party. When he got there, these pricks took the pizzas and wouldn't pay him. When he protested, one of the dudes grabbed him while his buddy proceeded to beat the living crap out of him. This happened in front of dozens of party members who basically watched and laughed at it. While they were beating the shiat out of this dude, one of the other pike members pissed into the drivers car through the window. I never really found out what became of it all. I know the dude who did the beating ((from a very wealthy family, unsurprisingly) ended up getting arrested, not sure about the other dudes. I do remember that Papa Johns blacklisted that house because it wasn't the first time they'd had problems with them.
2012-10-04 08:16:42 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


I think he is gay and the butt chugging thing is an unfortunate misunderstanding. He is fresh out of the nest and trying shiat at college (like yah do...) So...

He denied being gay (wishing to remain in the closet), so the doctors ASSumed buttchugging. Then the dude realized that admitting to that would demolish his frat so he said it wasn't that either.

But really, even if his "brothers" did give him a super-atomic-wedgie while walking him around a doctor can spot the difference between "fabric friction burns in your crack" and "something got jammed in your ass and tore it". IMO The only remaining mystery is WHAT went up his ass.
2012-10-04 08:12:22 AM
1 votes:
Here's my guess:

Snowflake here is not handling his first time away from home well. Being a "good Christian boy" he is trying all kinds of new stuff like anal sex with men and getting really drunk.

The poor dude basically got outed by the doctors when they noticed his anus looked "run hard and put away wet".

Looking on the bright side, maybe this will lead him out of the closet.
2012-10-04 07:52:56 AM
1 votes:
Now, as if this story can't get any weirder, the ButtChugger is comparing his story to that of "The Wizard of Oz" in a recently released statement. You have to read this.

But in case you don't, this is my favorite part.

Broughton ably and stirringly writes, "Dorothy, we are not in Kansas, anymore. We are at Tennessee at the University of Tennessee where lies trump the truth, and the lives of young people such as myself are sacraficed to the alter of the Volunteer statue. There is another analogy to "The Wizard of Oz" and that is to "follow the yellow brick road, and that road leads straight to Andy Holt Tower, the main administrative offices at the University of Tennessee."


... so he's a Friend of Dorothy?
2012-10-04 01:34:30 AM
1 votes:
I love how he swears that butt chugging did not take place...

...in the fraternity house.
2012-10-04 12:48:01 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-04 12:20:52 AM
1 votes:
I don't always butt chugg, but when I do, I chugg it straight from her ass.

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Hey, you butt chugg you way and I'll butt chugg my way.
2012-10-03 11:57:30 PM
1 votes:

Fano: Marine1: You know, that whole police report reminded me of a story from my freshman year... three years ago, in fact.

I was seen as the up-tight, prude, yet responsible person in my dorm, so one night, I got a call from one of the girls saying that her roommate wasn't feeling good and that I needed to take care of her. I go over to their suite, and find other girls taking care of her. At this point, she is in and out of consciousness on the floor in her room. She's topless, and has vomited all over her bed and clothes... you could smell it out in the hallway. As it turns out, she was at a party at the Sig Chi house about half an hour before then and asked someone for a beer. She had the one beer and then got sick. She wasn't throwing up because she was blackout drunk... someone had slipped her something in her beer. Two pledges from that house then dumped her off at her dorm and went back to the party to keep drinking.

Like in the police report, it was impossible to get a straight answer out of anyone present at that party about what happened. The two pledges took a poisoned girl, dropped her off without any real supervision, and went right back to hanging with their bros. We're lucky she didn't hit her head, have an adverse reaction, or choke on her own vomit. Nothing was done to find out who was slipping roofies into drinks, and the party kept going, because who cares about a potential rapist in your midst when the brotherhood and beer are good? Fortunately, she wasn't sexually assaulted, but she was so ill the next day that she had to miss work, which got her fired.

Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens until it embarrasse ...

You're not Spentmiles and this post turned out uninteresting.


Agreed. That didn't go where I wanted it to go. I was looking for all snarky and troll-y and instead it went all preachy and life lesson-y.

Bummer.
2012-10-03 11:53:39 PM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: AeAe: Gunny Walker: FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."

While he was passed out, the picked him up by his belt.
It gave him a hell of a wedgie.
I wish I was kidding.

it was "rectal bruising". How the hell do you get rectal bruising because someone picked you up by your belt? That farking doesn't happen. Something or "someone" went up his butt.

They neglected to mention that his jeans have a built-in dildo in the seat. Y'know, for the closeted queer on the go.


It's part of a longer game, because dumb as they are their lawyer isn't.

The important facts:

-Frat boy got alcohol poisoning.

-Frat got suspended.

-Police and hospital involved may have made some mistakes, let some things leak like (insert sex joke here)

The goal is to get enough clouds and confusion and victimhood that the Frat can bullshiat its way back onto the campus as soon as possible. Back in my halcyon university days a certain frat (this frat's rival, as it happens) got kicked off campus for 4 years, they managed to finagle it down to 2 years after lawyering up, this is pretty much the same thing.

At least that's my guess.
2012-10-03 11:41:42 PM
1 votes:

scrumpox: I cannot believe that they're running with the 'jeans bruised his anus when they picked him up by the belt' explanation.
It seems kind of implausible.

That said, they will definitely get some traction out of the HIIPA violation. Probably a decent settlement from the university due to police & health care workers revealing health info.

/No homo


Maybe not, since he's the one who brought all this into the public eye with his "I wasn't buttchugging, I got drunk the old-fashioned way" excuse. I'm not sure he can claim violation of privacy when he doubled down on his privacy violation. It's like a rape victim holding a press conference to claim she was a virgin before the rape--then she can't sue the newspaper for revealing her identity, you know?
2012-10-03 11:32:33 PM
1 votes:
img560.imageshack.us

"Let me just say this, its good to gainfully employed once again"
2012-10-03 11:21:27 PM
1 votes:

Sliding Carp: ...one giant leap for buttchugging.


One small.... rubber hose for butt.... one giant leap.... for buttchugging.
2012-10-03 11:13:19 PM
1 votes:

Warchild0: Ego edo infantia cattus: Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?

I couldn't even pay attention to all the Buttchugging talk with all that annoying smacking going on. What the hell did he have in his mouth that was making that noise every time he opened it???


Scared as hell, IMO. He probably doesn't have a speck of saliva in his mouth.
2012-10-03 11:06:19 PM
1 votes:

lizardbrain: It's not the ButtChugger title that's going to ruin his job prospects, it's his complete unwillingness to be accountable for his own actions that is.


If that's so, then this guy will be a CEO in no time...
2012-10-03 10:57:57 PM
1 votes:
It's not the ButtChugger title that's going to ruin his job prospects, it's his complete unwillingness to be accountable for his own actions that is.
2012-10-03 09:53:38 PM
1 votes:
I cannot believe that they're running with the 'jeans bruised his anus when they picked him up by the belt' explanation.
It seems kind of implausible.

That said, they will definitely get some traction out of the HIIPA violation. Probably a decent settlement from the university due to police & health care workers revealing health info.

/No homo
2012-10-03 09:52:40 PM
1 votes:
Oh... and I can't wait until the phone cam video (vertically oriented, of course, as it would be a douchebag recording it) hits YouTube or LiveLeak of him or his frat brothers butt-chugging.
2012-10-03 09:44:55 PM
1 votes:

Great Porn Dragon: /preferred consuming alcohol in tabletop-gaming settings
//drunken World of Darkness and WH40K for the win!
///still haven't improved much, if anything, it's now evolved into drunken Rogue Trader for the win


Hey, it works for our Deadlands: Hell on Earth games.

/Gotta try it on Warmachine, tho
2012-10-03 09:17:36 PM
1 votes:
The real funny part is, all this denial crap is just making it worse.
2012-10-03 09:06:03 PM
1 votes:

ultraholland: tall guy on the left wipes his brow and looks away at 9:36 when possible evidence of a sexual assault is mentioned. Why so nervous, bro?


Yup.
2012-10-03 09:00:19 PM
1 votes:
I just watched the press conference. That guy looks extremely distressed and uncomfortable. I would guess others put him up to this and he doesn't have much control over the situation or know what the hell is going on.

Butt chugger, if you're reading this...most of us have done wacky things and though it may seem like a big deal now, it will pass. Don't take it so seriously. It's funny, but it's really not that big of a deal. We all have to learn to laugh at ourselves.

Ok, off the presidential debate thread so I can laugh at them (and do some chugging)
2012-10-03 08:57:35 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."


While he was passed out, the picked him up by his belt.
It gave him a hell of a wedgie.
I wish I was kidding.
2012-10-03 08:49:05 PM
1 votes:
I heard about cocaine being loaded in an empty Tylenol capsule and burying it finger deep (dubbed, the Space Shuttle) but having a wine enema is well - meh! I guess we can expect this guy to go on the lecture circuit, asked to speak at graduations and signing autographs.
2012-10-03 08:48:51 PM
1 votes:
Had this guy just shut up, and laid low, this would have all blown over, and we'd be laughing at the next idiot by now.

No. He had to just go and invoke the Streisand effect.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-10-03 08:39:03 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-03 08:34:05 PM
1 votes:

BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?


No. Breathalyzers do not work that way.
2012-10-03 08:24:51 PM
1 votes:
1. Streisand Effect.

2. Bow ties are cool.
2012-10-03 08:24:43 PM
1 votes:
Priceless comment: They're going to find out he was doping and take away his Tour de Franzia title.
2012-10-03 08:21:55 PM
1 votes:
And really, his idea of fixing all this and putting it behind him is to have his face and lip smacking all over the international internet news media?

He's terrible at putting it behind him.
2012-10-03 08:17:51 PM
1 votes:
hey honey buns.
Sorry I called you honey buns, sweetheart,
butt char.
2012-10-03 08:14:58 PM
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay??


He's religious, and as a frat boy he's extra vulnerable to accusations of homoerotic acts


Have you seen homeboy? He already looks like a middle aged slob at his tender age. He'll make a great assistant manager some day.

/for the record, what was done to him was teh ghey, but I'm not getting an a gay vibe from him.
2012-10-03 08:14:34 PM
1 votes:
This guy is stupid. Eventually people would have forgotten about it and he could have gone on with his life, but because he lawyered up and went public, now everybody will know him forever to be a butt-chugger.
2012-10-03 08:10:51 PM
1 votes:

basemetal:
Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.


He's young and I bet under pressure from his parents and the fraternity to get out there and nip this in the bud. Parents are probably clueless so think this is actually a good way to clear is name; lawyer (who they likely hired) will advise this in order to try and make a bigger case for a cash grab; fraternity doesn't care if his name gets splattered everywhere in an attempt to clear their own. He should have just let it lie, but was persuaded by other interests to go down this path.
2012-10-03 08:08:40 PM
1 votes:
He doesn't sound like an entitled, arrogant ass in any way. Nope.
2012-10-03 08:06:39 PM
1 votes:
That kid is so gay.
2012-10-03 08:06:20 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: Le Bomb Suprize: Bro - ton paraphrased, "On friday night I made a decision to drink too much and it nearly cost me my life. However, I never buttchugged and I am not gay..."

I love how he glosses over the whole "I nearly died" part and gets right to the buttchugging and gay charges as being the really critical parts of the evening. To those wondering why the avid denials of being gay, consider he was likely born, raised, and may never leave the state of Tennessee.

"I nearly died, my butthole is ravaged, but how dare you people!"


Well, it speaks to what's most important to him... "I'd rather be thought of as a black out drunk than a ghey"
2012-10-03 08:06:04 PM
1 votes:

Great Porn Dragon: (Seriously...butt-chugging? Where do even frat boys get that idea? Maybe one of them was a student in Mesoamerican archaeology is the only thing I can think of...)


There was at least one Law & Order episode about vaginal cocaine use, so my guess would be TV.
2012-10-03 07:45:00 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.


Well, taking alcohol up the rear bypasses the liver and is quickly absorbed in the blood stream *taking less to get drunk* so in the technicality of it yes it matters on how drunk you end up. Plus you don't have the benefit of your stomach saying "okay, enough dumb ass, it's coming back out".

I sure hope any potential employer in the future Googles this guy, and the first thing that comes up is "butt-chugger" lol
2012-10-03 07:44:53 PM
1 votes:
But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."
2012-10-03 07:43:25 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


We do now.
2012-10-03 07:36:12 PM
1 votes:
Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?
2012-10-03 07:35:26 PM
1 votes:
www.mediaite.com

That video is second to this press conference on the list of "holy shiat why did they have a press conference" scale.
2012-10-03 06:45:27 PM
1 votes:
So, I guess he lawyered up in preparation of a lawsuit...defamation? Doesn't defamation require that the accusation be untrue?
2012-10-03 06:07:52 PM
1 votes:
Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.
2012-10-03 05:12:06 PM
1 votes:
"BRO-ton, not BROUGHT-on. It's Scotch [sic]". Dumbasses.
2012-10-03 04:52:06 PM
1 votes:
A microphone and a buttchugging press conference.  When you are addressing the public, you want to make an impression, a speech for the ages. History weighs heavily on those on the cusp of greatness, so many things must have been going through his head....
 
....but today-ay-ay-ay I-I-I-I feel like the luck-uck-uck-iest buttchu-ug-ug alive...
 
...four score and seven years our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in butchugging...
 
...ask not what buttchugging can do for you but rather what you can do for your buttchugging....
 
...I have come not to praise buttchugging but to bury him...
 
... It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl-Tricia, the 6-year-old-named it Buttchugger. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the buttchugging and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it....
 
 

 
 
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