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2012-10-03 04:01:36 PM
Auto-play video ad on a page showing a video.

Brilliant.
 
2012-10-03 04:16:53 PM
And everyone managed to keep a straight face through all the 'buttchugging' talk.
 
2012-10-03 04:31:30 PM
Look at the way they're dressed. Serious buttchugging is serious.
 
2012-10-03 04:34:24 PM
Butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're what's happening
butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're an ice machine
We see people brand new people
They're something to see
When we're butt chugging
Bright-white chugging
Oh isn't it wild?

Butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're walking through town
butt chugging we're butt chugging
We walk like a ghost
We learn dances brand new dances
Like the nuclear bomb
When we're butt chugging
Bright white chugging
Oh isn't it wild...
 
2012-10-03 04:52:06 PM
A microphone and a buttchugging press conference.  When you are addressing the public, you want to make an impression, a speech for the ages. History weighs heavily on those on the cusp of greatness, so many things must have been going through his head....
 
....but today-ay-ay-ay I-I-I-I feel like the luck-uck-uck-iest buttchu-ug-ug alive...
 
...four score and seven years our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in butchugging...
 
...ask not what buttchugging can do for you but rather what you can do for your buttchugging....
 
...I have come not to praise buttchugging but to bury him...
 
... It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl-Tricia, the 6-year-old-named it Buttchugger. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the buttchugging and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it....
 
 

 
 
2012-10-03 05:02:59 PM

brap: A microphone and a buttchugging press conference.  When you are addressing the public, you want to make an impression, a speech for the ages. History weighs heavily on those on the cusp of greatness, so many things must have been going through his head....
 
....but today-ay-ay-ay I-I-I-I feel like the luck-uck-uck-iest buttchu-ug-ug alive...
 
...four score and seven years our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in butchugging...
 
...ask not what buttchugging can do for you but rather what you can do for your buttchugging....
 
...I have come not to praise buttchugging but to bury him...
 
... It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl-Tricia, the 6-year-old-named it Buttchugger. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the buttchugging and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it....


...one giant leap for buttchugging.
 
2012-10-03 05:09:38 PM
brap:

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all butts are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to lie face down, pantless together and squirt cheap hooch up each others' rectums.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Tennessee, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of buttchugging.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by how much box wine they can hold in their colons.

I have a dream today.
 
2012-10-03 05:10:31 PM
This is not a bookmark.
 
2012-10-03 05:12:06 PM
"BRO-ton, not BROUGHT-on. It's Scotch [sic]". Dumbasses.
 
2012-10-03 05:23:08 PM

InspectorZero: "BRO-ton, not BROUGHT-on. It's Scotch [sic]". Dumbasses.


At this point they're lucky they're not pronouncing it "bro bum."
 
2012-10-03 05:34:33 PM

Diogenes: InspectorZero: "BRO-ton, not BROUGHT-on. It's Scotch [sic]". Dumbasses.

At this point they're lucky they're not pronouncing it "bro bum."


+1
 
2012-10-03 05:40:17 PM
If you find buttchugging accusations to be embarrassing, don't hold a press conference about accusations of your buttchugging.
 
2012-10-03 05:44:57 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

i.dailymail.co.uk

Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!
 
2012-10-03 05:50:38 PM

basemetal:
Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!


That's my thing. They always say "any publicity is good publicity", well unless you planned on being a fetish pornstar, this is NOT good publicity.
 
2012-10-03 06:07:52 PM
Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.
 
2012-10-03 06:19:41 PM

scottydoesntknow: basemetal:
Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!

That's my thing. They always say "any publicity is good publicity", well unless you planned on being a fetish pornstar, this is NOT good publicity.


Well, at least he has that one job option available. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice.
 
2012-10-03 06:22:01 PM
Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?
 
2012-10-03 06:37:38 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


Well, maybe. It did happen in a frat...
 
2012-10-03 06:45:27 PM
So, I guess he lawyered up in preparation of a lawsuit...defamation? Doesn't defamation require that the accusation be untrue?
 
2012-10-03 07:16:03 PM
*clicks on link*


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-03 07:23:05 PM

impaler: Auto-play video ad on a page showing a video.

Brilliant.


Yeah, that made me close the page. Was the news conference hilarious?
 
2012-10-03 07:33:56 PM
buttchugging?

*will not click any links in this thread ever*
 
2012-10-03 07:34:39 PM
This is priceless.
 
2012-10-03 07:35:26 PM
www.mediaite.com

That video is second to this press conference on the list of "holy shiat why did they have a press conference" scale.
 
2012-10-03 07:36:12 PM
Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?
 
2012-10-03 07:38:08 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?


Side effect of boxed wine.
 
2012-10-03 07:38:30 PM
Butt Chugger? wasn't that Ice T's followup single ?
 
2012-10-03 07:38:32 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


It was fruity wine.
 
2012-10-03 07:38:37 PM
Meh. I buttchugged a liter of tequila last weekend in Tijuana.
 
2012-10-03 07:39:30 PM

serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.


Apparently you can get really really goddamn sauced by taking one beer up the ass.
So I hear...
 
2012-10-03 07:41:50 PM

basemetal: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 399x285]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!


I'm...still rather head-desking over the whole buttchugging thing--I honestly thought that the alcoholic enema was something that had gone out of style with, oh, Mayan or Aztec priests (who would get ritually plastered on corn-beer and pulque, then when they couldn't drink any more, received moar up the poop-chute...yes, pretty much contemporaries of a bunch of people with "Jaguar" in their regal titles pretty much invented butt-chugging). Apparently I was wrong and either there is a secret population of nahuals in Knoxville or everything old is new again, especially when it involves college students consuming alcohol in fraternity settings. :D

/preferred consuming alcohol in tabletop-gaming settings
//drunken World of Darkness and WH40K for the win!
///still haven't improved much, if anything, it's now evolved into drunken Rogue Trader for the win
 
2012-10-03 07:42:03 PM
THE BUTT CHUGS HERE
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-03 07:42:06 PM

serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.


Yeah it does, because you know who else likes buttchugging?

GAY PANSIES

If you are going to have buttsex and find frothy Santorum offputting then the receiver can be given an enema first. A nice wine enema or 2 is not only cleansing but is also intoxicating.
 
2012-10-03 07:43:12 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?



I was expecting the band to bust out with Rocky Bottom.
 
2012-10-03 07:43:16 PM
Grow up.
 
2012-10-03 07:43:25 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


We do now.
 
2012-10-03 07:43:25 PM

InspectorZero: So, I guess he lawyered up in preparation of a lawsuit...defamation? Doesn't defamation require that the accusation be untrue?


Defamation has more than a few different standards, depending on whether the person is classified as a private, limited-purpose public, or public person. I'm a little hazy on the details, but it may also depend on whether the litigant thrust him/herself into the public sphere or it was done by a 3rd party without any action on the litigant's behalf. Then there's whether there was malice. As I understand it, even if it is a TRUE statement, if it can be shown that the defendant maliciously spread private information in an attempt to damage the litigant's reputation, it could fall under defamation.

/not a defamation attorney, and for good reason - that shiat is complicated
 
2012-10-03 07:43:29 PM

impaler: Auto-play video ad on a page showing a video.

Brilliant.


I was annoyed too, until I realized they were picking the Gamecocks to win over Georgia. Then I had a happy.
 
2012-10-03 07:43:37 PM
Walks like a butt-chugger, talks like a butt-chugger....
 
2012-10-03 07:43:58 PM
You know who else were butt chuggers?!
 
2012-10-03 07:44:23 PM
If you ask me, Buttchuggers #7 was the best vid in the series.
 
2012-10-03 07:44:53 PM
But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."
 
2012-10-03 07:45:00 PM

serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.


Well, taking alcohol up the rear bypasses the liver and is quickly absorbed in the blood stream *taking less to get drunk* so in the technicality of it yes it matters on how drunk you end up. Plus you don't have the benefit of your stomach saying "okay, enough dumb ass, it's coming back out".

I sure hope any potential employer in the future Googles this guy, and the first thing that comes up is "butt-chugger" lol
 
2012-10-03 07:46:07 PM

FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."


Um, he's in a fraternity.

I just find it puzzling that he could have been either buttchugging or drinking alcohol. Wouldn't that get in the way of all the penises?
 
2012-10-03 07:47:14 PM

ultraholland: Walks like a butt-chugger, talks like a butt-chugger....


Well, if you're going to talk the talk, in person, then you better walk the walk, in person.

Online?

Feh.

Too tubes...

;)
 
2012-10-03 07:47:29 PM

FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."


www.soliloblog.com
 
2012-10-03 07:47:51 PM
I maded you a fifth to plea but I buttchugged it.
 
*I maded you a cookie cat jpeg*
 
2012-10-03 07:48:45 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: You know who else were butt chuggers?!


A query that's best left unanswered.....
 
2012-10-03 07:50:24 PM

Indubitably: ultraholland: Walks like a butt-chugger, talks like a butt-chugger....

Well, if you're going to talk the talk, in person, then you better walk the walk, in person.

Online?

Feh.

Too tubes...

;)


P.S. And then there's the non-verbals, the body languages, sadly unexposed currently. That will change soon. I hope to join you...
 
2012-10-03 07:50:34 PM
I guess he does not realize (or doesn't care) that by holding a press conference to deny his alleged ButtChugging and Gayness he makes himself look like a colossal entitled whiny douche.
I'd rather be a ButtChugger!
 
2012-10-03 07:50:51 PM

InspectorZero: So, I guess he lawyered up in preparation of a lawsuit...defamation? Doesn't defamation require that the accusation be untrue?


I just checked this again, instead of relying on my "talk out of my ass" comment earlier. It depends on the state's defamation statute. For instance, in Massachusetts, true statements can fall under defamation is there is actual malice. No idea about Tennessee though.
 
2012-10-03 07:52:38 PM
After the first time butt-chugging, you'll feel shame.

As the shame abates, you'll want to butt-chug again.
 
2012-10-03 07:52:58 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-03 07:53:25 PM
tall guy on the left wipes his brow and looks away at 9:36 when possible evidence of a sexual assault is mentioned. Why so nervous, bro?
 
2012-10-03 07:53:27 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?


I couldn't even pay attention to all the Buttchugging talk with all that annoying smacking going on. What the hell did he have in his mouth that was making that noise every time he opened it???
 
2012-10-03 07:53:38 PM
ButtChugger was immediately regretting this press conference 30 seconds into it. The look on his face was priceless.

/he regretted other things too
 
2012-10-03 07:57:10 PM

InspectorZero: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

Well, maybe. It did happen in a frat...


"I'm not gay!!!! My lawyer said so!!!!
 
2012-10-03 07:59:03 PM

Apos: Ego edo infantia cattus: You know who else were butt chuggers?!

A query that's best left unanswered.....


ANSWERING IT ANYWAYS--most of the descriptions of historical butt-chugging involved the ritual, erm, butt-chugging of either pulque, honey-mead called balché (also including the bark of a tree which has psychoactive properties), or xabentún mead (made from anise, the honey of bees that fed on nectar from morning-glory flowers, and (in modern versions) rum). For extra fun, these were either made from plants (or honey from flowers of plants) with psychoactive properties or had stuff like datura and/or DMT-containing plants added to the brew so you'd be tripping balls whilst drunk. (Pretty much this stuff was reserved for trips into the Spirit World in past, and non-buttchugged versions are still used in Mayan communities as a sort of group communion.)

In fact, the Spaniards actually banned this stuff originally because of being more than a little horrified over the fact the usual methods of consumption of alcohol explicitly involved buttchugging. O_o

And I'm willing to bet that this was a part of Mesoamerican culture you never wanted to know about. :D

(Seriously...butt-chugging? Where do even frat boys get that idea? Maybe one of them was a student in Mesoamerican archaeology is the only thing I can think of...)
 
2012-10-03 08:00:33 PM
Bro - ton paraphrased, "On friday night I made a decision to drink too much and it nearly cost me my life. However, I never buttchugged and I am not gay..."

I love how he glosses over the whole "I nearly died" part and gets right to the buttchugging and gay charges as being the really critical parts of the evening. To those wondering why the avid denials of being gay, consider he was likely born, raised, and may never leave the state of Tennessee.
 
2012-10-03 08:01:31 PM

oh_please: InspectorZero: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

Well, maybe. It did happen in a frat...

"I'm not gay!!!! My lawyer said so!!!!


Who gives a shiat?

You?

fark a hole in the ground for all I care, man.

Just don't rape it, okay?

"For Hell hath no fury like a storm scorned..."
 
2012-10-03 08:02:13 PM
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, bore them (with occasional butt chugging.references to keep the heart from completely stopping).
 
2012-10-03 08:02:47 PM

InspectorZero: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

Well, maybe. It did happen in a frat...


All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.
 
2012-10-03 08:03:01 PM
Bookmarking the repeat so I can get to it later. Butt chugging.
 
2012-10-03 08:03:02 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: Bro - ton paraphrased, "On friday night I made a decision to drink too much and it nearly cost me my life. However, I never buttchugged and I am not gay..."

I love how he glosses over the whole "I nearly died" part and gets right to the buttchugging and gay charges as being the really critical parts of the evening. To those wondering why the avid denials of being gay, consider he was likely born, raised, and may never leave the state of Tennessee.


"I nearly died, my butthole is ravaged, but how dare you people!"
 
2012-10-03 08:04:35 PM
FTFA: Pi Kappa Alpha

Q: What do you call a woman who makes love to other women?
A: A dyke!

Q: What do you call a man who makes love to other men?
A: A Pike!
 
2012-10-03 08:05:12 PM
FTFA "I am a Christian and would never desecrate my body that way."

Maybe not, but he does admit to drinking about 2 liters of Franzia in a single pull from a bag-o-wine. Somehow I just don't think he treats his body like a temple- more like a travelling carnival.
 
2012-10-03 08:05:35 PM
theorellior: and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime

so will the shadow of butt-chugging
 
2012-10-03 08:06:04 PM

Great Porn Dragon: (Seriously...butt-chugging? Where do even frat boys get that idea? Maybe one of them was a student in Mesoamerican archaeology is the only thing I can think of...)


There was at least one Law & Order episode about vaginal cocaine use, so my guess would be TV.
 
2012-10-03 08:06:20 PM

FunkOut: Le Bomb Suprize: Bro - ton paraphrased, "On friday night I made a decision to drink too much and it nearly cost me my life. However, I never buttchugged and I am not gay..."

I love how he glosses over the whole "I nearly died" part and gets right to the buttchugging and gay charges as being the really critical parts of the evening. To those wondering why the avid denials of being gay, consider he was likely born, raised, and may never leave the state of Tennessee.

"I nearly died, my butthole is ravaged, but how dare you people!"


Well, it speaks to what's most important to him... "I'd rather be thought of as a black out drunk than a ghey"
 
2012-10-03 08:06:39 PM
That kid is so gay.
 
2012-10-03 08:08:40 PM
He doesn't sound like an entitled, arrogant ass in any way. Nope.
 
2012-10-03 08:09:38 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: Bro - ton paraphrased, "On friday night I made a decision to drink too much and it nearly cost me my life. However, I never buttchugged and I am not gay..."

I love how he glosses over the whole "I nearly died" part and gets right to the buttchugging and gay charges as being the really critical parts of the evening. To those wondering why the avid denials of being gay, consider he was likely born, raised, and may never leave the state of Tennessee.


It seems like "I'm not gay" is required to be inserted into virtually every frat story. He probably just did it out of habit.
 
2012-10-03 08:10:05 PM
Fleet and Zima may want to team up and make personal buttchugger six packs, strike while the iron is hot.  I look at this as a marketing opportunity, dude if you want cash you could be the Jared of buttchugging.  Claim to have lost 100 lbs. buttchugging and you're golden.
 
Speaking of buttchugging, when are the Presidential Debates?
 
2012-10-03 08:10:32 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay??



He's religious, and as a frat boy he's extra vulnerable to accusations of homoerotic acts
 
2012-10-03 08:10:34 PM

ArtosRC: He doesn't sound like an entitled, arrogant ass in any way. Nope.


Heh.
 
2012-10-03 08:10:51 PM

basemetal:
Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.


He's young and I bet under pressure from his parents and the fraternity to get out there and nip this in the bud. Parents are probably clueless so think this is actually a good way to clear is name; lawyer (who they likely hired) will advise this in order to try and make a bigger case for a cash grab; fraternity doesn't care if his name gets splattered everywhere in an attempt to clear their own. He should have just let it lie, but was persuaded by other interests to go down this path.
 
2012-10-03 08:11:34 PM
 
2012-10-03 08:14:26 PM

God-is-a-Taco: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay??


He's religious, and as a frat boy he's extra vulnerable to accusations of likely to engage in homoerotic acts


FTFY
 
2012-10-03 08:14:34 PM
This guy is stupid. Eventually people would have forgotten about it and he could have gone on with his life, but because he lawyered up and went public, now everybody will know him forever to be a butt-chugger.
 
2012-10-03 08:14:58 PM

God-is-a-Taco: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay??


He's religious, and as a frat boy he's extra vulnerable to accusations of homoerotic acts


Have you seen homeboy? He already looks like a middle aged slob at his tender age. He'll make a great assistant manager some day.

/for the record, what was done to him was teh ghey, but I'm not getting an a gay vibe from him.
 
2012-10-03 08:15:19 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're what's happening
butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're an ice machine
We see people brand new people
They're something to see
When we're butt chugging
Bright-white chugging
Oh isn't it wild?

Butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're walking through town
butt chugging we're butt chugging
We walk like a ghost
We learn dances brand new dances
Like the nuclear bomb
When we're butt chugging
Bright white chugging
Oh isn't it wild...


Is that like Skeet Surfing?
 
2012-10-03 08:15:25 PM

Indubitably: Who gives a shiat?

You?

fark a hole in the ground for all I care, man.



Nope, I dont give a shiat either, but when your parent's lawyer has to call a press conference on the noon news to tell everyone you're NOT gay, and add the words "buttchugging" multiple times, well, that's just comedy gold, Jerry.
 
2012-10-03 08:17:38 PM
Can anyone with something higher than a GED in Law explain how they are coming up with this being illegal in some way? The lawyer said that people are going to pay for this...what the fark is he talking about, legally speaking?
 
2012-10-03 08:17:51 PM
hey honey buns.
Sorry I called you honey buns, sweetheart,
butt char.
 
2012-10-03 08:19:20 PM

Silly Jesus: Can anyone with something higher than a GED in Law explain how they are coming up with this being illegal in some way? The lawyer said that people are going to pay for this...what the fark is he talking about, legally speaking?


HE was hung over from butt chucking.
Give him a break.
and some B-12
and a saline IV
and a pass


Serious butt chucking is serious lawyering, honey.
 
2012-10-03 08:20:04 PM
vudukungfu: and a saline IV

he prefers a quicker method
 
2012-10-03 08:20:47 PM

StRalphTheLiar: ,cookiefleck:


I was trying to be polite.

I'm think he's prone to "wide stances", but my gaydar was built from run-down refrigerator parts in a basement in Stalingrad so who knows.
 
2012-10-03 08:21:08 PM
Wow. White people have upped the ante! Your move Japan!
 
2012-10-03 08:21:31 PM

theorellior: [T]he relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Only in states where same-sex marriage is legal.
 
2012-10-03 08:21:55 PM
And really, his idea of fixing all this and putting it behind him is to have his face and lip smacking all over the international internet news media?

He's terrible at putting it behind him.
 
2012-10-03 08:21:56 PM

theorellior: InspectorZero: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

Well, maybe. It did happen in a frat...

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy COCK than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.



Fixed that for you.

And I assure you I didn't need a frat to get access to top shelf pussy.. It's actually easier when you are not gay.
 
2012-10-03 08:23:09 PM

FunkOut: He's terrible at putting it behind him.


He's a little too good at putting it in his behind, though.
 
2012-10-03 08:24:43 PM
Priceless comment: They're going to find out he was doping and take away his Tour de Franzia title.
 
2012-10-03 08:24:49 PM

otto the bull: Meh. I buttchugged a liter of tequila last weekend in Tijuana.


Was tequila the trannys name ?
 
2012-10-03 08:24:51 PM
1. Streisand Effect.

2. Bow ties are cool.
 
2012-10-03 08:24:59 PM

OhioUGrad: serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.

Well, taking alcohol up the rear bypasses the liver and is quickly absorbed in the blood stream *taking less to get drunk* so in the technicality of it yes it matters on how drunk you end up. Plus you don't have the benefit of your stomach saying "okay, enough dumb ass, it's coming back out".

I sure hope any potential employer in the future Googles this guy, and the first thing that comes up is "butt-chugger" lol


Why do you assume Buttchuggers aren't highly sought after in the job market? This guy knows how to cut through the crap and get to the bottom line. He is bold, imaginative, highly efficient and knows how to cut cost. He takes one for the team to achieve immediate results and when the shiat hits the fan, he puts on a suit and works the smoke and mirrors (incense, we would hope).

So he allegedly butt chugged...so what? And we don't know all the facts, it could've been a "you gonna get butt chugged" situation.
 
2012-10-03 08:27:26 PM
I just wonder if the UT Med Center or PoPo found a Butt-plug. That the question that needs an answer.
 
2012-10-03 08:27:45 PM
If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?
 
2012-10-03 08:27:50 PM
Buttchugging: Serious business.
 
GBB
2012-10-03 08:27:58 PM

Lsherm: impaler: Auto-play video ad on a page showing a video.

Brilliant.

Yeah, that made me close the page. Was the news conference hilarious?


No, it was stupid. You missed nothing, lucky bastard.
 
2012-10-03 08:28:44 PM
The important thing is that he's definitely NOT GAY.
 
2012-10-03 08:29:12 PM
The Rum Butt-Chugger is a Curious Chav.
 
2012-10-03 08:30:24 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


I didn't until now.

Now I know that it's not only stupid and juvenile but ALSO really really gay.
 
2012-10-03 08:30:50 PM

BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?


Fartalyzer?
 
2012-10-03 08:34:05 PM

BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?


No. Breathalyzers do not work that way.
 
2012-10-03 08:34:44 PM

ZodiacMan: This guy is stupid. Eventually people would have forgotten about it and he could have gone on with his life, but because he lawyered up and went public, now everybody will know him forever to be a butt-chugger.


Yup. He's the 2010's own Star Wars kid, except he's doing it to himself.
 
2012-10-03 08:36:46 PM
This press conference is so unbelievable that I expect to find out is some bizarre viral marketing effort.
 
2012-10-03 08:39:03 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-03 08:39:27 PM
Someone in a Frat did something incredibly stupid? The hell you say!
 
2012-10-03 08:41:06 PM

theorellior:
All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


You sound frat.
 
2012-10-03 08:48:51 PM
Had this guy just shut up, and laid low, this would have all blown over, and we'd be laughing at the next idiot by now.

No. He had to just go and invoke the Streisand effect.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-03 08:49:05 PM
I heard about cocaine being loaded in an empty Tylenol capsule and burying it finger deep (dubbed, the Space Shuttle) but having a wine enema is well - meh! I guess we can expect this guy to go on the lecture circuit, asked to speak at graduations and signing autographs.
 
2012-10-03 08:52:03 PM
Wait, wait....."Butch-Hugging"???

Being affectionate towards manish lesbians is bad?
 
2012-10-03 08:57:35 PM

FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."


While he was passed out, the picked him up by his belt.
It gave him a hell of a wedgie.
I wish I was kidding.
 
2012-10-03 09:00:19 PM
I just watched the press conference. That guy looks extremely distressed and uncomfortable. I would guess others put him up to this and he doesn't have much control over the situation or know what the hell is going on.

Butt chugger, if you're reading this...most of us have done wacky things and though it may seem like a big deal now, it will pass. Don't take it so seriously. It's funny, but it's really not that big of a deal. We all have to learn to laugh at ourselves.

Ok, off the presidential debate thread so I can laugh at them (and do some chugging)
 
2012-10-03 09:02:19 PM
It's too bad their homophobia steered them to a litigator instead of an intellectual property lawyer. Licensing and endorsements could have endowed the frat to operate forever, but instead they're just going to be ifamous. They'll appreciate their error one day when they learn that being a meme doesn't pay any bills.
 
2012-10-03 09:06:03 PM

ultraholland: tall guy on the left wipes his brow and looks away at 9:36 when possible evidence of a sexual assault is mentioned. Why so nervous, bro?


Yup.
 
2012-10-03 09:16:09 PM

InspectorZero: "BRO-ton, not BROUGHT-on. It's Scotch [sic]". Dumbasses.


Dammit. Why'd he have to mention that he's Scottish? ??

*runs to hide in corner*
 
2012-10-03 09:17:36 PM
The real funny part is, all this denial crap is just making it worse.
 
2012-10-03 09:21:38 PM
You know, that whole police report reminded me of a story from my freshman year... three years ago, in fact.

I was seen as the up-tight, prude, yet responsible person in my dorm, so one night, I got a call from one of the girls saying that her roommate wasn't feeling good and that I needed to take care of her. I go over to their suite, and find other girls taking care of her. At this point, she is in and out of consciousness on the floor in her room. She's topless, and has vomited all over her bed and clothes... you could smell it out in the hallway. As it turns out, she was at a party at the Sig Chi house about half an hour before then and asked someone for a beer. She had the one beer and then got sick. She wasn't throwing up because she was blackout drunk... someone had slipped her something in her beer. Two pledges from that house then dumped her off at her dorm and went back to the party to keep drinking.

Like in the police report, it was impossible to get a straight answer out of anyone present at that party about what happened. The two pledges took a poisoned girl, dropped her off without any real supervision, and went right back to hanging with their bros. We're lucky she didn't hit her head, have an adverse reaction, or choke on her own vomit. Nothing was done to find out who was slipping roofies into drinks, and the party kept going, because who cares about a potential rapist in your midst when the brotherhood and beer are good? Fortunately, she wasn't sexually assaulted, but she was so ill the next day that she had to miss work, which got her fired.

Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens until it embarrasses them as well. Things that would get an independent thrown out of school and charged if it happened in the dorms are swept aside as "total frat moves". It's ridiculous. It gives a bad name to the guys that are there for the right reasons (like I was) and teaches the frat daddies that they can do whatever they want and not face consequences.
 
2012-10-03 09:22:48 PM

oh_please: Indubitably: Who gives a shiat?

You?

fark a hole in the ground for all I care, man.


Nope, I dont give a shiat either, but when your parent's lawyer has to call a press conference on the noon news to tell everyone you're NOT gay, and add the words "buttchugging" multiple times, well, that's just comedy gold, Jerry.


A-greed.
 
2012-10-03 09:23:40 PM
Lead by example, chuggers.

Respect.
 
2012-10-03 09:28:36 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


Well maybe buttchugging doesn't necessarily mean gay.
But doesn't being gay usually involve some sort of buttchugging?
 
2012-10-03 09:31:31 PM

DownDaRiver: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

Well maybe buttchugging doesn't necessarily mean gay.
But doesn't being gay usually involve some sort of buttchugging?


If a dude does something that doesn't necessarily imply homosexuality but then goes screaming DUDE I'M NOT GAY... well... yeah, you are, because that's the first place you went with it.
 
2012-10-03 09:33:05 PM
wow and they used to think we were crazy in the 70's for smoking pot.
 
2012-10-03 09:42:52 PM

Marine1: You know, that whole police report reminded me of a story from my freshman year... three years ago, in fact.

I was seen as the up-tight, prude, yet responsible person in my dorm, so one night, I got a call from one of the girls saying that her roommate wasn't feeling good and that I needed to take care of her. I go over to their suite, and find other girls taking care of her. At this point, she is in and out of consciousness on the floor in her room. She's topless, and has vomited all over her bed and clothes... you could smell it out in the hallway. As it turns out, she was at a party at the Sig Chi house about half an hour before then and asked someone for a beer. She had the one beer and then got sick. She wasn't throwing up because she was blackout drunk... someone had slipped her something in her beer. Two pledges from that house then dumped her off at her dorm and went back to the party to keep drinking.

Like in the police report, it was impossible to get a straight answer out of anyone present at that party about what happened. The two pledges took a poisoned girl, dropped her off without any real supervision, and went right back to hanging with their bros. We're lucky she didn't hit her head, have an adverse reaction, or choke on her own vomit. Nothing was done to find out who was slipping roofies into drinks, and the party kept going, because who cares about a potential rapist in your midst when the brotherhood and beer are good? Fortunately, she wasn't sexually assaulted, but she was so ill the next day that she had to miss work, which got her fired.

Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens until it embarrasse ...




So....you didn't get pledged ehh??
 
2012-10-03 09:44:55 PM

Great Porn Dragon: /preferred consuming alcohol in tabletop-gaming settings
//drunken World of Darkness and WH40K for the win!
///still haven't improved much, if anything, it's now evolved into drunken Rogue Trader for the win


Hey, it works for our Deadlands: Hell on Earth games.

/Gotta try it on Warmachine, tho
 
2012-10-03 09:50:39 PM
i.imgur.com
"Hi, darling, I'm Fanzia, and this part of your initiation is called 'butt-chugging'"
 

The dude shiat himself and in the process of cleaning it up, they discovered trauma to his ass. The cops probably saw enema tubes laying around with the Franzia boxes and put two and two together. It's not rocket science.

If I was a reporter, though I'd have asked (before the ridiculous "wedgie" excuse for the rectal trauma): "So you claim you are not gay, but with the rectal trauma, are you claiming another fraternity member anally raped you when you were passed out?"
 
2012-10-03 09:50:58 PM

brap: Fleet and Zima may want to team up and make personal buttchugger six packs, strike while the iron is hot.  I look at this as a marketing opportunity, dude if you want cash you could be the Jared of buttchugging.  Claim to have lost 100 lbs. buttchugging and you're golden.
 
Speaking of buttchugging, when are the Presidential Debates?


OMG. You've got me laughing so hard, I'm crying over here.
 
2012-10-03 09:51:08 PM

MagSeven: Wow. White people have upped the ante! Your move Japan!


They take sake in the eyeballs
 
2012-10-03 09:52:07 PM

Marine1: You know, that whole police report reminded me of a story from my freshman year... three years ago, in fact.

I was seen as the up-tight, prude, yet responsible person in my dorm, so one night, I got a call from one of the girls saying that her roommate wasn't feeling good and that I needed to take care of her. I go over to their suite, and find other girls taking care of her. At this point, she is in and out of consciousness on the floor in her room. She's topless, and has vomited all over her bed and clothes... you could smell it out in the hallway. As it turns out, she was at a party at the Sig Chi house about half an hour before then and asked someone for a beer. She had the one beer and then got sick. She wasn't throwing up because she was blackout drunk... someone had slipped her something in her beer. Two pledges from that house then dumped her off at her dorm and went back to the party to keep drinking.

Like in the police report, it was impossible to get a straight answer out of anyone present at that party about what happened. The two pledges took a poisoned girl, dropped her off without any real supervision, and went right back to hanging with their bros. We're lucky she didn't hit her head, have an adverse reaction, or choke on her own vomit. Nothing was done to find out who was slipping roofies into drinks, and the party kept going, because who cares about a potential rapist in your midst when the brotherhood and beer are good? Fortunately, she wasn't sexually assaulted, but she was so ill the next day that she had to miss work, which got her fired.

Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens until it embarrasse ...


You're not Spentmiles and this post turned out uninteresting.
 
2012-10-03 09:52:40 PM
Oh... and I can't wait until the phone cam video (vertically oriented, of course, as it would be a douchebag recording it) hits YouTube or LiveLeak of him or his frat brothers butt-chugging.
 
2012-10-03 09:53:38 PM
I cannot believe that they're running with the 'jeans bruised his anus when they picked him up by the belt' explanation.
It seems kind of implausible.

That said, they will definitely get some traction out of the HIIPA violation. Probably a decent settlement from the university due to police & health care workers revealing health info.

/No homo
 
2012-10-03 09:56:27 PM

God-is-a-Taco: StRalphTheLiar: ,cookiefleck:


I was trying to be polite.

I'm think he's prone to "wide stances", but my gaydar was built from run-down refrigerator parts in a basement in Stalingrad so who knows.


Welcome to favorites!
 
2012-10-03 10:01:33 PM
I would never pour liquor up my own ass. The gerbil can't handle that much booze.

/Was in a fraternity
//Saw equally stupid/homoerotic things
///Enjoyed staying reasonably sober and ripping on brothers who did do it
 
2012-10-03 10:05:07 PM
scottydoesntknow:
basemetal:
Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!

That's my thing. They always say "any publicity is good publicity", well unless you planned on being a fetish pornstar, this is NOT good publicity.


Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove seems to have done quite well for himself.
 
2012-10-03 10:54:06 PM

Gunny Walker: FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."

While he was passed out, the picked him up by his belt.
It gave him a hell of a wedgie.
I wish I was kidding.


it was "rectal bruising". How the hell do you get rectal bruising because someone picked you up by your belt? That farking doesn't happen. Something or "someone" went up his butt.
 
2012-10-03 10:56:01 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


No, but men pouring wine up each other's asses is.
 
2012-10-03 10:57:57 PM
It's not the ButtChugger title that's going to ruin his job prospects, it's his complete unwillingness to be accountable for his own actions that is.
 
2012-10-03 11:05:36 PM
My client is not gay, he is a straight man. I could tell because he didn't look all that enthusiastic when he was farking me in the ass.
 
2012-10-03 11:06:19 PM

lizardbrain: It's not the ButtChugger title that's going to ruin his job prospects, it's his complete unwillingness to be accountable for his own actions that is.


If that's so, then this guy will be a CEO in no time...
 
2012-10-03 11:09:09 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I would never pour liquor up my own ass. The gerbil can't handle that much booze.

/Was in a fraternity
//Saw equally stupid/homoerotic things
///Enjoyed staying reasonably sober and ripping on brothers who did do it


That's like 50% of all homoerotic fiction.
 
2012-10-03 11:13:19 PM

Warchild0: Ego edo infantia cattus: Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?

I couldn't even pay attention to all the Buttchugging talk with all that annoying smacking going on. What the hell did he have in his mouth that was making that noise every time he opened it???


Scared as hell, IMO. He probably doesn't have a speck of saliva in his mouth.
 
2012-10-03 11:21:27 PM

Sliding Carp: ...one giant leap for buttchugging.


One small.... rubber hose for butt.... one giant leap.... for buttchugging.
 
2012-10-03 11:32:33 PM
img560.imageshack.us

"Let me just say this, its good to gainfully employed once again"
 
2012-10-03 11:41:03 PM

AeAe: Gunny Walker: FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."

While he was passed out, the picked him up by his belt.
It gave him a hell of a wedgie.
I wish I was kidding.

it was "rectal bruising". How the hell do you get rectal bruising because someone picked you up by your belt? That farking doesn't happen. Something or "someone" went up his butt.


They neglected to mention that his jeans have a built-in dildo in the seat. Y'know, for the closeted queer on the go.
 
2012-10-03 11:41:42 PM

scrumpox: I cannot believe that they're running with the 'jeans bruised his anus when they picked him up by the belt' explanation.
It seems kind of implausible.

That said, they will definitely get some traction out of the HIIPA violation. Probably a decent settlement from the university due to police & health care workers revealing health info.

/No homo


Maybe not, since he's the one who brought all this into the public eye with his "I wasn't buttchugging, I got drunk the old-fashioned way" excuse. I'm not sure he can claim violation of privacy when he doubled down on his privacy violation. It's like a rape victim holding a press conference to claim she was a virgin before the rape--then she can't sue the newspaper for revealing her identity, you know?
 
2012-10-03 11:45:27 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Great Porn Dragon: (Seriously...butt-chugging? Where do even frat boys get that idea? Maybe one of them was a student in Mesoamerican archaeology is the only thing I can think of...)

There was at least one Law & Order episode about vaginal cocaine use, so my guess would be TV.


TV, the internet, stuff like that.

It's shown up here on fark in circumcision threads, shows up in a lot of the "homosexual = AIDS" arguments, anatomy and biology classes can end up imparting the information while discussing the digestive system, and as soon as ONE frat brother has the meme, "butt-chugging gets you drunk fast" it will spread like an STD across the entire fraternity.

It is a recurring memetic agent that is particularly infectious to frat boys and other binge-drinkers.

It is also dangerous, as unlike regular drinking you cannot vomit out the alcohol to avoid fatal alcohol poisoning.
 
2012-10-03 11:46:23 PM

Sticky Hands: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

It was fruity wine.


That actually made me chorkle, which is a combination of chuckling and then half-coughing some lung crap up and then choking on it, while still chuckling.
 
2012-10-03 11:49:58 PM

AeAe: Gunny Walker: FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."

While he was passed out, the picked him up by his belt.
It gave him a hell of a wedgie.
I wish I was kidding.

it was "rectal bruising". How the hell do you get rectal bruising because someone picked you up by your belt? That farking doesn't happen. Something or "someone" went up his butt.


Perhaps the hand slipped from the belt and a finger or two went up his butt. Accidentally, of course.
 
2012-10-03 11:53:39 PM

HotWingAgenda: AeAe: Gunny Walker: FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."

While he was passed out, the picked him up by his belt.
It gave him a hell of a wedgie.
I wish I was kidding.

it was "rectal bruising". How the hell do you get rectal bruising because someone picked you up by your belt? That farking doesn't happen. Something or "someone" went up his butt.

They neglected to mention that his jeans have a built-in dildo in the seat. Y'know, for the closeted queer on the go.


It's part of a longer game, because dumb as they are their lawyer isn't.

The important facts:

-Frat boy got alcohol poisoning.

-Frat got suspended.

-Police and hospital involved may have made some mistakes, let some things leak like (insert sex joke here)

The goal is to get enough clouds and confusion and victimhood that the Frat can bullshiat its way back onto the campus as soon as possible. Back in my halcyon university days a certain frat (this frat's rival, as it happens) got kicked off campus for 4 years, they managed to finagle it down to 2 years after lawyering up, this is pretty much the same thing.

At least that's my guess.
 
2012-10-03 11:56:18 PM
The lawyer SHOULD be making a point about the leaking of medical records here.
There's a privacy issue, even if you think a crime has been committed.
 
2012-10-03 11:57:30 PM

Fano: Marine1: You know, that whole police report reminded me of a story from my freshman year... three years ago, in fact.

I was seen as the up-tight, prude, yet responsible person in my dorm, so one night, I got a call from one of the girls saying that her roommate wasn't feeling good and that I needed to take care of her. I go over to their suite, and find other girls taking care of her. At this point, she is in and out of consciousness on the floor in her room. She's topless, and has vomited all over her bed and clothes... you could smell it out in the hallway. As it turns out, she was at a party at the Sig Chi house about half an hour before then and asked someone for a beer. She had the one beer and then got sick. She wasn't throwing up because she was blackout drunk... someone had slipped her something in her beer. Two pledges from that house then dumped her off at her dorm and went back to the party to keep drinking.

Like in the police report, it was impossible to get a straight answer out of anyone present at that party about what happened. The two pledges took a poisoned girl, dropped her off without any real supervision, and went right back to hanging with their bros. We're lucky she didn't hit her head, have an adverse reaction, or choke on her own vomit. Nothing was done to find out who was slipping roofies into drinks, and the party kept going, because who cares about a potential rapist in your midst when the brotherhood and beer are good? Fortunately, she wasn't sexually assaulted, but she was so ill the next day that she had to miss work, which got her fired.

Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens until it embarrasse ...

You're not Spentmiles and this post turned out uninteresting.


Agreed. That didn't go where I wanted it to go. I was looking for all snarky and troll-y and instead it went all preachy and life lesson-y.

Bummer.
 
2012-10-04 12:20:52 AM
I don't always butt chugg, but when I do, I chugg it straight from her ass.

a0.img.mobypicture.com

Hey, you butt chugg you way and I'll butt chugg my way.
 
2012-10-04 12:28:08 AM
As an alumnus, I can concur that these are your typical frat douchebags at UT. These are the miniature versions though, called "Pikes". Keep in mind they are standing on rows of steps-- with taller in front, shorter in the back.
 
2012-10-04 12:37:57 AM

Brick-House: I don't always butt chugg, but when I do, I chugg it straight from her ass.

[a0.img.mobypicture.com image 500x375]

Hey, you butt chugg you way and I'll butt chugg my way.


Ahem, does she have a name? Phone number?
 
2012-10-04 12:48:01 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-04 12:53:27 AM
I read the entire police report. I was surprised by the details of beer cans, empty wine boxes, blood from an apparently unrelated fight... however there no mention of any tubing which may have been used in the alleged butt chugging.

So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

I hate to think that some police officer thought it would be funny to leak an unsubstantiated hunch or outright lie to the media.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this matter conclude with the payment of a million dollars and an admission of wrongdoing from the police department and university.
 
2012-10-04 01:00:38 AM

JeffreyScott: So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?


Because at the hospital the kid had "signs of sexual trauma" and he was bleeding from his ass. It's right there in the article.
 
2012-10-04 01:34:30 AM
I love how he swears that butt chugging did not take place...

...in the fraternity house.
 
2012-10-04 02:09:22 AM
I didn't this story could get any more ridiculous but oh, did it ever with this fantastic press conference.

Any future job applications are over for this kid.

"So, I hear you've been on a Tour de Franzia"
 
2012-10-04 03:12:45 AM

Marine1:
Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens until it embarrasse ...


The same behavior carries over to the business and political worlds, it's almost a requirement.
That is leadership and brotherhood. The leadership to disregard those outside of the group, and the brotherhood to break laws to protect the people in your clan.

Any line between the frats and their eventual communities after college is symbolic at best.
 
2012-10-04 03:45:10 AM

Lsherm: JeffreyScott: So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

Because at the hospital the kid had "signs of sexual trauma" and he was bleeding from his ass. It's right there in the article.


He wants to know exactly how they did it. Step by step.
 
2012-10-04 03:50:11 AM

ultraholland: 9:36


this is where my money stands. When I read the police reports, the only logical explanation i could fathom is that the kid was sodomized by a senior frat brother (possibly while passed out). The whole butt-chugging angle is ridiculous. I am not an expert on butt-chugging, but i assume that the medical signs are not consistent with 'medical staff stated that during further evaluation of him, it appeared he had been sodomized/raped.'

It seems like the frat was already on double-secret probation prior to this incident, so the school & PD had it out for them, and (unfortunately) let their speculation run amok and become public.
 
2012-10-04 03:55:29 AM

nacho cheese sauce: ultraholland: 9:36

this is where my money stands. When I read the police reports, the only logical explanation i could fathom is that the kid was sodomized by a senior frat brother (possibly while passed out). The whole butt-chugging angle is ridiculous. I am not an expert on butt-chugging, but i assume that the medical signs are not consistent with 'medical staff stated that during further evaluation of him, it appeared he had been sodomized/raped.'

It seems like the frat was already on double-secret probation prior to this incident, so the school & PD had it out for them, and (unfortunately) let their speculation run amok and become public.


I'm fairly certain someone stuck something in his ass, at least according to the medical report.
 
2012-10-04 06:57:29 AM

Cythraul: Look at the way they're dressed.


Do fraternities have uniforms, or is that the normal dress of Tennessee students, or were they all in the US Olympic team, or would they have bought/hired the costumes specially?
 
2012-10-04 07:03:45 AM

ZodiacMan: This guy is stupid. Eventually people would have forgotten about it and he could have gone on with his life, but because he lawyered up and went public, now everybody will know him forever to be a The butt-chugger.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-04 07:13:49 AM

JeffreyScott: I read the entire police report. I was surprised by the details of beer cans, empty wine boxes, blood from an apparently unrelated fight... however there no mention of any tubing which may have been used in the alleged butt chugging.

So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

I hate to think that some police officer thought it would be funny to leak an unsubstantiated hunch or outright lie to the media.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this matter conclude with the payment of a million dollars and an admission of wrongdoing from the police department and university.


I don't see it. Their cover story for butt chugging is that they permitted alcohol drinking game that nearly lead to death.
 
2012-10-04 07:30:25 AM

JeffreyScott: I read the entire police report. I was surprised by the details of beer cans, empty wine boxes, blood from an apparently unrelated fight... however there no mention of any tubing which may have been used in the alleged butt chugging.

So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

I hate to think that some police officer thought it would be funny to leak an unsubstantiated hunch or outright lie to the media.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this matter conclude with the payment of a million dollars and an admission of wrongdoing from the police department and university.


I don't think we read the same police report.

AeAe: Gunny Walker: FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."

While he was passed out, the picked him up by his belt.
It gave him a hell of a wedgie.
I wish I was kidding.

it was "rectal bruising". How the hell do you get rectal bruising because someone picked you up by your belt? That farking doesn't happen. Something or "someone" went up his butt.


In the police report, the cop noticed blood on the back of another drunk bother's boxers. There was quite a lot of blood in the house, including all over the toilet seats. So unless the fight was somehow done with assholes (the assholes of assholes) or there was an epic round of atomic wedgies that would make Captain Underpants envious, there was something going on that night involving rectal penetration. If I was them, I'd go with the Butt Chugging. As bad as it is, it's better than anal rape.
 
2012-10-04 07:52:56 AM
Now, as if this story can't get any weirder, the ButtChugger is comparing his story to that of "The Wizard of Oz" in a recently released statement. You have to read this.

But in case you don't, this is my favorite part.

Broughton ably and stirringly writes, "Dorothy, we are not in Kansas, anymore. We are at Tennessee at the University of Tennessee where lies trump the truth, and the lives of young people such as myself are sacraficed to the alter of the Volunteer statue. There is another analogy to "The Wizard of Oz" and that is to "follow the yellow brick road, and that road leads straight to Andy Holt Tower, the main administrative offices at the University of Tennessee."


... so he's a Friend of Dorothy?
 
2012-10-04 08:12:22 AM
Here's my guess:

Snowflake here is not handling his first time away from home well. Being a "good Christian boy" he is trying all kinds of new stuff like anal sex with men and getting really drunk.

The poor dude basically got outed by the doctors when they noticed his anus looked "run hard and put away wet".

Looking on the bright side, maybe this will lead him out of the closet.
 
2012-10-04 08:16:42 AM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


I think he is gay and the butt chugging thing is an unfortunate misunderstanding. He is fresh out of the nest and trying shiat at college (like yah do...) So...

He denied being gay (wishing to remain in the closet), so the doctors ASSumed buttchugging. Then the dude realized that admitting to that would demolish his frat so he said it wasn't that either.

But really, even if his "brothers" did give him a super-atomic-wedgie while walking him around a doctor can spot the difference between "fabric friction burns in your crack" and "something got jammed in your ass and tore it". IMO The only remaining mystery is WHAT went up his ass.
 
2012-10-04 08:18:11 AM
How much chug would butt chug chug if a butt chug did but chug?

A butt chug would chug as much butt chug as butt chug could chug butt.
 
2012-10-04 08:21:16 AM

serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-04 08:39:00 AM

bulldg4life: [www.mediaite.com image 320x208]

That video is second to this press conference on the list of "holy shiat why did they have a press conference" scale.


WTF was that from?


FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."


I thought thwe accusation was based on police reports of what they found.
 
2012-10-04 08:53:54 AM
Things that support him being a buttchugger:

1) member of a frat
2) drinks Franzia willingly
3) at an event called "Tour de Franzia"
4) member of a frat at UT
5) actually gives a shiart if people think he is gay
 
2012-10-04 09:05:58 AM
Pi Kappa Alpha

Around 2000-2001 I was living in Auburn, AL where I worked at the local Papa Johns. One night, an older delivery driver, probably around 55 years old (he was also working 2 jobs to put his son through school), had to deliver to the Pike house during a party. When he got there, these pricks took the pizzas and wouldn't pay him. When he protested, one of the dudes grabbed him while his buddy proceeded to beat the living crap out of him. This happened in front of dozens of party members who basically watched and laughed at it. While they were beating the shiat out of this dude, one of the other pike members pissed into the drivers car through the window. I never really found out what became of it all. I know the dude who did the beating ((from a very wealthy family, unsurprisingly) ended up getting arrested, not sure about the other dudes. I do remember that Papa Johns blacklisted that house because it wasn't the first time they'd had problems with them.
 
2012-10-04 09:20:03 AM

Theaetetus: Now, as if this story can't get any weirder, the ButtChugger is comparing his story to that of "The Wizard of Oz" in a recently released statement. You have to read this.

But in case you don't, this is my favorite part.

Broughton ably and stirringly writes, "Dorothy, we are not in Kansas, anymore. We are at Tennessee at the University of Tennessee where lies trump the truth, and the lives of young people such as myself are sacraficed to the alter of the Volunteer statue. There is another analogy to "The Wizard of Oz" and that is to "follow the yellow brick road, and that road leads straight to Andy Holt Tower, the main administrative offices at the University of Tennessee."

... so he's a Friend of Dorothy?


They're cracking me up that they seem to think the butt chugging is the only thing getting the fraternity kicked out. Like if the underage brother had just almost died of a BAC of over .4, but had consumed his cheap box wine orally, that the university and their national would be just fine with that.

These boys are not the sharpest crayons in the box, are they?
 
2012-10-04 09:53:48 AM
"My daddy says he'll revoke all my tuition and spending money if I don't fight this "Gay Buttchugger" thing with all my soul.... (even though I am)".
 
2012-10-04 09:57:21 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-04 10:16:00 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that the police report mentions rubber tubes (which would support the buttchugging allegations).

So let's assume that the buttchugging occured for the moment. As I stated in another thread, I know a little bit about administering enemas and even if the tube is inserted incorrectly, it won't cause much injury/bruising/bleeding.

The injuries described in the police report sound A LOT like those sustained from being raped, not from wedgie burns.

Even more awful/horrifying is the mention of empty Franzia containers near a set of golf clubs. o_O

/Alexander, if you were anally raped no one is going to think you're gay; people will be outraged that something horrible happened to you and will want the perps to be brought to justice
//Stop protecting your "brothers" and let the police make their investigation
 
2012-10-04 10:25:47 AM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


Yes. Because wine is for gays. Straight guys butt chug beer and Jack Daniels. (Lesbians butt chug chamomile tea and Smirnov Ice).
 
2012-10-04 11:10:08 AM

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Ha, people still bite at this one.
 
2012-10-04 11:14:56 AM
I'll take the easy one here...

Drinking through the rectum?? Damn near killed 'em!

//Lazy farkers.

Also, I thought ALL Pikes were homos. THERE'S the story.
 
2012-10-04 11:16:34 AM

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Why would you join a bunch of losers who are willing to be humiliated just get some friends!?!?

A band of desperate losers who support each other are still a band of desperate losers.
 
2012-10-04 11:19:06 AM
It was:

1. Butt chugging
2. Experimental Gay Sex
3. Rape
4 Some kind of hazing that went wrong.

For Broughton's sake I just hope he isn't being pressured to cover options three or four.

/although had he been smart he could have said rape and had his name blacked out of the police report due to rape shield laws
 
2012-10-04 11:35:11 AM

Lsherm: JeffreyScott: So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

Because at the hospital the kid had "signs of sexual trauma" and he was bleeding from his ass. It's right there in the article.


The police report doesn't state that he was bleeding from his anus. In fact, the report states the source of blood found around the house was from an unrelated fight or boxing match between two other members, and even mentions the names of those members.

In regards to the anal injuries, the report only mentions bruising, not tearing or lacerations or other injury that would have resulted in bleeding. While the bruising suggests the kid may have been sodomized/raped it doesn't automatically mean he participated in butt chugging. The report states the hospital even took samples to determine if the kid had been raped, and notes that those samples were sent off to be tested, but the results had apparently not been returned when they wrote the report. So while the evidence is still pending the police claim it is butt chugging. What happens if the samples show evidence of rape (sperm in the kid's anus)?

The report appears to be very detailed when describing the scene at the fraternity house where the chugging was alleged to take place. It mentions empty beer cans, empty wine bags, location of blood drops, etc... but makes no mention of the rubber tubing alleged to have been used in any butt chugging.

The report doesn't conclude that kid participated in anal chugging. The problem here appears to be a police officer or university official leaking information claiming that this was an anal chugging incident when that is not an accurate conclusion based on the evidence contained in the report.

When I read the follow-up news story, it reminded me of a news report of a kid at my campus who fell off a cruise ship while on spring break in the late 80's. When the kid was reported missing and presumed dead the cruise company issues a press release claiming the kid fell over board after climbing the ship's railing to urinate into the sea, after losing his balance because he was drunk. Other than the fact that the kid had fell overboard, there was nothing to support the claim. The problem for the cruise company is the kid fell overboard at night and could see lights in the distance. He survived after swimming about 6 miles to shore. When the kid challenged the cruise company's claim they were not able to provide any proof, other than he fell over board, to support their embarrassing claim. The mere fact that the kid has fell overboard was not "proof" that he engaged in any of the alleged embarrassing behavior. The cruise company ended up acknowledging that they lied, publicly apologized and wrote the kid a check.

I don't know what happened to the kid that night, but either do the police. It appears that they jumped to the conclusion based on the fact that he has a bruised anus. But that doesn't mean that he engaged in anal chugging, especially without any supporting evidence. I don't know what type of injury one is likely to sustain while participating in anal chugging, but I suspect they would be consistent with a wedgie as a result of being dragged around by a person's belt as the kid has claimed.
 
2012-10-04 12:08:32 PM

Elegy: Fano: Marine1: You know, that whole police report reminded me of a story from my freshman year... three years ago, in fact.

I was seen as the up-tight, prude, yet responsible person in my dorm, so one night, I got a call from one of the girls saying that her roommate wasn't feeling good and that I needed to take care of her. I go over to their suite, and find other girls taking care of her. At this point, she is in and out of consciousness on the floor in her room. She's topless, and has vomited all over her bed and clothes... you could smell it out in the hallway. As it turns out, she was at a party at the Sig Chi house about half an hour before then and asked someone for a beer. She had the one beer and then got sick. She wasn't throwing up because she was blackout drunk... someone had slipped her something in her beer. Two pledges from that house then dumped her off at her dorm and went back to the party to keep drinking.

Like in the police report, it was impossible to get a straight answer out of anyone present at that party about what happened. The two pledges took a poisoned girl, dropped her off without any real supervision, and went right back to hanging with their bros. We're lucky she didn't hit her head, have an adverse reaction, or choke on her own vomit. Nothing was done to find out who was slipping roofies into drinks, and the party kept going, because who cares about a potential rapist in your midst when the brotherhood and beer are good? Fortunately, she wasn't sexually assaulted, but she was so ill the next day that she had to miss work, which got her fired.

Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens unti ...


southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

"You know guys, I learned something today..."

ha-ha-guy: It was:

1. Butt chugging
2. Experimental Gay Sex
3. Rape
4 Some kind of hazing that went wrong.

For Broughton's sake I just hope he isn't being pressured to cover options three or four.

/although had he been smart he could have said rape and had his name blacked out of the police report due to rape shield laws


If he had been smart we wouldn't be talking about him on here.
 
2012-10-04 12:08:47 PM
Let's see, what story seems more plausible: 1) Fraternity brothers engage in sticking tube (shared) up each others butt to get drunk 2) Fraternity brothers get drunk and one passes out and is given a wedgie.

Must be 1 because then you get to say buttchugging on the nightly news.
 
2012-10-04 12:16:21 PM

JeffreyScott: Lsherm: JeffreyScott: So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

Because at the hospital the kid had "signs of sexual trauma" and he was bleeding from his ass. It's right there in the article.

The police report doesn't state that he was bleeding from his anus. In fact, the report states the source of blood found around the house was from an unrelated fight or boxing match between two other members, and even mentions the names of those members.

In regards to the anal injuries, the report only mentions bruising, not tearing or lacerations or other injury that would have resulted in bleeding. While the bruising suggests the kid may have been sodomized/raped it doesn't automatically mean he participated in butt chugging. The report states the hospital even took samples to determine if the kid had been raped, and notes that those samples were sent off to be tested, but the results had apparently not been returned when they wrote the report. So while the evidence is still pending the police claim it is butt chugging. What happens if the samples show evidence of rape (sperm in the kid's anus)?

The report appears to be very detailed when describing the scene at the fraternity house where the chugging was alleged to take place. It mentions empty beer cans, empty wine bags, location of blood drops, etc... but makes no mention of the rubber tubing alleged to have been used in any butt chugging.

The report doesn't conclude that kid participated in anal chugging. The problem here appears to be a police officer or university official leaking information claiming that this was an anal chugging incident when that is not an accurate conclusion based on the evidence contained in the report.

When I read the follow-up news story, it reminded me of a news report of a kid at my campus who fell off a cruise ship while on spring break in the late 80's. When the kid was reported missing and presumed dead the cruise company iss ...


You sound like a butt chugger...

Other than the blood on the back of frat member's boxers, and all the blood in the toilet stalls and on the toilet seats, and the fact the kid refuses to release the results of his rape kit to the police... yeah, I dunno why I'd think anything strange went on.
 
2012-10-04 12:30:24 PM

blahpers: Ha, people still bite at this one.


It's evergreen.
 
2012-10-04 12:40:19 PM

vudukungfu: hey honey buns.
Sorry I called you honey buns, sweetheart,
butt char.


I'm sorry I called you sweetheart, but you are.
 
2012-10-04 12:50:14 PM

blahpers: The Rum Butt-Chugger is a Curious Chav.


There isn't any need for you to shout it.


/I'm a bit embarrassed that I "got" that.
 
2012-10-04 12:52:58 PM
That press conference was one step away from...
4.bp.blogspot.com 

why cant people just snort vodka like the rest of us?
 
2012-10-04 12:53:25 PM

muwaryer: blahpers: The Rum Butt-Chugger is a Curious Chav.

There isn't any need for you to shout it.


/I'm a bit embarrassed that I "got" that.


Hey, he'll do as he doo-doo, and there's no doing anything about it.
 
2012-10-04 01:14:35 PM

Silly Jesus: Can anyone with something higher than a GED in Law explain how they are coming up with this being illegal in some way? The lawyer said that people are going to pay for this...what the fark is he talking about, legally speaking?


As mentioned above, depending on state statutory or common law, and assuming the claims are untrue, he may have a claim for violation of a privacy tort (false light). Also related claims of defamation (libel/slander). (He could even have a claim if the statements are true under a privacy tort of 'public disclosure' if TN recognizes it as a valid claim).

The lawyer also mentions HIPAA violations. (I recall that's been used in CA a couple times by celebs who have their hospital records leaked).

Maybe some other torts or statutory violations depending on TN law.

/not legal advice
//who the hell would rely on legal advice from fark anyway?
 
2012-10-04 01:16:10 PM

TacoBeelzebub: So let's assume that the buttchugging occured for the moment. As I stated in another thread, I know a little bit about administering enemas and even if the tube is inserted incorrectly, it won't cause much injury/bruising/bleeding.


I was thinking that the alchohol was so irritating, it was what caused the bleeding. I don't necessarily doubt that sodomy is the actual explanation, though.
 
2012-10-04 01:23:51 PM
I hope this continues to be newsworthy, we need more anchors looking uncomfortable when they say "buttchugging". It's like the Pussy Riot trial all over again.
 
2012-10-04 01:51:16 PM
Another Halloween costume idea:

1. Fratty looking Tennessee clothes
2. Funnel going into pants
 
2012-10-04 02:11:42 PM

BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?


Just try not to fart in front of the cops.

/fart.
 
2012-10-04 03:49:52 PM
More like Bro-chugging amiright?
 
2012-10-04 04:04:28 PM

I should be in the kitchen: BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?

Just try not to fart in front of the cops.

/fart.



Oh great. Now the State Patrol are going to invent a fartalyzer.

"Step out of the vehicle please. Now I'm going to need you to pull down your pants..."
 
2012-10-04 04:18:30 PM

FloydA: I should be in the kitchen: BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?

Just try not to fart in front of the cops.

/fart.


Oh great. Now the State Patrol are going to invent a fartalyzer.

"Step out of the vehicle please. Now I'm going to need you to pull down your pants..."


I'm fairly sure one already exists; it's called a lighter.
 
2012-10-04 04:44:34 PM
yellow brick road.

yellow stool is a sign of alcoholic liver failure.

discuss.
 
2012-10-04 04:49:07 PM

ez-reader: Let's see, what story seems more plausible: 1) Fraternity brothers engage in sticking tube (shared) up each others butt to get drunk 2) Fraternity brothers get drunk and one passes out and is given a wedgie.

Must be 1 because then you get to say buttchugging on the nightly news.


Or younger fraternity brother passes out drunk and an older brother thinks it would be funny to stick something in his ass? It was mentioned in the police report that there was a set of golf clubs in the area were the drinking game took place.
 
2012-10-04 04:56:23 PM

FloydA: I should be in the kitchen: BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?

Just try not to fart in front of the cops.

/fart.


Oh great. Now the State Patrol are going to invent a fartalyzer.

"Step out of the vehicle please. Now I'm going to need you to pull down your pants..."


Wait, isn't that already normal procedure? Or at least that's what the cop told me. He also told me the tear-away uniform was for safety, in case of terrorists or something... Come to think of it, the fuzzy handcuffs were a little suspicious.
 
2012-10-04 05:26:24 PM
I'm not really getting what would be so bad about buttchugging? I wouldn't do it as i can drink plenty the regular way, but if someone wants to shoot alcohol up their ass i don't care at all.

I would rather people think i was doing that than have this ridiculous press conference.
 
2012-10-04 06:59:32 PM

sfmission: I'm not really getting what would be so bad about buttchugging? I wouldn't do it as i can drink plenty the regular way, but if someone wants to shoot alcohol up their ass i don't care at all.

I would rather people think i was doing that than have this ridiculous press conference.


Well, part of it is the whole Western "BUT I POOP FROM THERE!" bit, and the worry (more from the medical-professional angle) is that alcohol is actually more absorbable from the colon than from the regular method of intake and the only way to get rid of excess is, well, diarrhea which is in and of itself dehydrating.

Plus, well...as others have noted, there is a Suspiciously Specific Denial of, well, either consentual anal sex or quite-non-consentual rodgering, both of which still have a rather strong social stigma in parts of the Southeast and among certain communities. (This is still a part of the world where, in general, unless you're lucky enough to be in a city with a Fairness Ordinance you can still be legally fired or denied housing for being perceived as gay (no actual gayness required) and states are still trying to pretty much head off any possibility of non-Federal Fairness laws at the pass and even revoke those in place.)
 
2012-10-04 09:53:18 PM
Here's something that may be similar to what happened.

Possibly NSFW about hazing
 
2012-10-04 11:14:49 PM
www.chalupas.net

Buttchugger, Buttchugger!
 
2012-10-05 02:31:43 AM
there's so much butthurt in this thread.
 
2012-10-05 06:51:39 AM

ongbok: ez-reader: Let's see, what story seems more plausible: 1) Fraternity brothers engage in sticking tube (shared) up each others butt to get drunk 2) Fraternity brothers get drunk and one passes out and is given a wedgie.

Must be 1 because then you get to say buttchugging on the nightly news.

Or younger fraternity brother passes out drunk and an older brother thinks it would be funny to stick something in his ass? It was mentioned in the police report that there was a set of golf clubs in the area were the drinking game took place.


So if there are a few people around, one passes out, there are golf clubs around, and you assume someon probably jammed it up their ass? You must have much different drinking experiences then me.
 
2012-10-05 10:22:41 AM
liam76:
So if there are a few people around, one passes out, there are golf clubs around, there is blood all over the stalls and toilet seats in the bathroom, one brother is walking around is his boxers and has bloodstains on his ass, the hospital reports that Broughton had rectal trauma and you assume someon probably jammed it up their ass? You must have much different drinking experiences then me.

Well, yeah, I assume either but chugging or fun time party rape.

/read the police report
//posted upthread
 
2012-10-06 01:44:41 AM
When I was in the AF we drank a lot, and I mean A LOT. Here I thought we had done everything to get alcohol into our systems. I stand corrected.
 
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