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(Some Guy)   Fraternity denies buttchugging via unintentionally hilarious press conference   (outkickthecoverage.com) divider line 214
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2012-10-04 03:49:52 PM
More like Bro-chugging amiright?
 
2012-10-04 04:04:28 PM

I should be in the kitchen: BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?

Just try not to fart in front of the cops.

/fart.



Oh great. Now the State Patrol are going to invent a fartalyzer.

"Step out of the vehicle please. Now I'm going to need you to pull down your pants..."
 
2012-10-04 04:18:30 PM

FloydA: I should be in the kitchen: BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?

Just try not to fart in front of the cops.

/fart.


Oh great. Now the State Patrol are going to invent a fartalyzer.

"Step out of the vehicle please. Now I'm going to need you to pull down your pants..."


I'm fairly sure one already exists; it's called a lighter.
 
2012-10-04 04:44:34 PM
yellow brick road.

yellow stool is a sign of alcoholic liver failure.

discuss.
 
2012-10-04 04:49:07 PM

ez-reader: Let's see, what story seems more plausible: 1) Fraternity brothers engage in sticking tube (shared) up each others butt to get drunk 2) Fraternity brothers get drunk and one passes out and is given a wedgie.

Must be 1 because then you get to say buttchugging on the nightly news.


Or younger fraternity brother passes out drunk and an older brother thinks it would be funny to stick something in his ass? It was mentioned in the police report that there was a set of golf clubs in the area were the drinking game took place.
 
2012-10-04 04:56:23 PM

FloydA: I should be in the kitchen: BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?

Just try not to fart in front of the cops.

/fart.


Oh great. Now the State Patrol are going to invent a fartalyzer.

"Step out of the vehicle please. Now I'm going to need you to pull down your pants..."


Wait, isn't that already normal procedure? Or at least that's what the cop told me. He also told me the tear-away uniform was for safety, in case of terrorists or something... Come to think of it, the fuzzy handcuffs were a little suspicious.
 
2012-10-04 05:26:24 PM
I'm not really getting what would be so bad about buttchugging? I wouldn't do it as i can drink plenty the regular way, but if someone wants to shoot alcohol up their ass i don't care at all.

I would rather people think i was doing that than have this ridiculous press conference.
 
2012-10-04 06:59:32 PM

sfmission: I'm not really getting what would be so bad about buttchugging? I wouldn't do it as i can drink plenty the regular way, but if someone wants to shoot alcohol up their ass i don't care at all.

I would rather people think i was doing that than have this ridiculous press conference.


Well, part of it is the whole Western "BUT I POOP FROM THERE!" bit, and the worry (more from the medical-professional angle) is that alcohol is actually more absorbable from the colon than from the regular method of intake and the only way to get rid of excess is, well, diarrhea which is in and of itself dehydrating.

Plus, well...as others have noted, there is a Suspiciously Specific Denial of, well, either consentual anal sex or quite-non-consentual rodgering, both of which still have a rather strong social stigma in parts of the Southeast and among certain communities. (This is still a part of the world where, in general, unless you're lucky enough to be in a city with a Fairness Ordinance you can still be legally fired or denied housing for being perceived as gay (no actual gayness required) and states are still trying to pretty much head off any possibility of non-Federal Fairness laws at the pass and even revoke those in place.)
 
2012-10-04 09:53:18 PM
Here's something that may be similar to what happened.

Possibly NSFW about hazing
 
2012-10-04 11:14:49 PM
www.chalupas.net

Buttchugger, Buttchugger!
 
2012-10-05 02:31:43 AM
there's so much butthurt in this thread.
 
2012-10-05 06:51:39 AM

ongbok: ez-reader: Let's see, what story seems more plausible: 1) Fraternity brothers engage in sticking tube (shared) up each others butt to get drunk 2) Fraternity brothers get drunk and one passes out and is given a wedgie.

Must be 1 because then you get to say buttchugging on the nightly news.

Or younger fraternity brother passes out drunk and an older brother thinks it would be funny to stick something in his ass? It was mentioned in the police report that there was a set of golf clubs in the area were the drinking game took place.


So if there are a few people around, one passes out, there are golf clubs around, and you assume someon probably jammed it up their ass? You must have much different drinking experiences then me.
 
2012-10-05 10:22:41 AM
liam76:
So if there are a few people around, one passes out, there are golf clubs around, there is blood all over the stalls and toilet seats in the bathroom, one brother is walking around is his boxers and has bloodstains on his ass, the hospital reports that Broughton had rectal trauma and you assume someon probably jammed it up their ass? You must have much different drinking experiences then me.

Well, yeah, I assume either but chugging or fun time party rape.

/read the police report
//posted upthread
 
2012-10-06 01:44:41 AM
When I was in the AF we drank a lot, and I mean A LOT. Here I thought we had done everything to get alcohol into our systems. I stand corrected.
 
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