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2012-10-03 11:53:39 PM

HotWingAgenda: AeAe: Gunny Walker: FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."

While he was passed out, the picked him up by his belt.
It gave him a hell of a wedgie.
I wish I was kidding.

it was "rectal bruising". How the hell do you get rectal bruising because someone picked you up by your belt? That farking doesn't happen. Something or "someone" went up his butt.

They neglected to mention that his jeans have a built-in dildo in the seat. Y'know, for the closeted queer on the go.


It's part of a longer game, because dumb as they are their lawyer isn't.

The important facts:

-Frat boy got alcohol poisoning.

-Frat got suspended.

-Police and hospital involved may have made some mistakes, let some things leak like (insert sex joke here)

The goal is to get enough clouds and confusion and victimhood that the Frat can bullshiat its way back onto the campus as soon as possible. Back in my halcyon university days a certain frat (this frat's rival, as it happens) got kicked off campus for 4 years, they managed to finagle it down to 2 years after lawyering up, this is pretty much the same thing.

At least that's my guess.
 
2012-10-03 11:56:18 PM
The lawyer SHOULD be making a point about the leaking of medical records here.
There's a privacy issue, even if you think a crime has been committed.
 
2012-10-03 11:57:30 PM

Fano: Marine1: You know, that whole police report reminded me of a story from my freshman year... three years ago, in fact.

I was seen as the up-tight, prude, yet responsible person in my dorm, so one night, I got a call from one of the girls saying that her roommate wasn't feeling good and that I needed to take care of her. I go over to their suite, and find other girls taking care of her. At this point, she is in and out of consciousness on the floor in her room. She's topless, and has vomited all over her bed and clothes... you could smell it out in the hallway. As it turns out, she was at a party at the Sig Chi house about half an hour before then and asked someone for a beer. She had the one beer and then got sick. She wasn't throwing up because she was blackout drunk... someone had slipped her something in her beer. Two pledges from that house then dumped her off at her dorm and went back to the party to keep drinking.

Like in the police report, it was impossible to get a straight answer out of anyone present at that party about what happened. The two pledges took a poisoned girl, dropped her off without any real supervision, and went right back to hanging with their bros. We're lucky she didn't hit her head, have an adverse reaction, or choke on her own vomit. Nothing was done to find out who was slipping roofies into drinks, and the party kept going, because who cares about a potential rapist in your midst when the brotherhood and beer are good? Fortunately, she wasn't sexually assaulted, but she was so ill the next day that she had to miss work, which got her fired.

Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens until it embarrasse ...

You're not Spentmiles and this post turned out uninteresting.


Agreed. That didn't go where I wanted it to go. I was looking for all snarky and troll-y and instead it went all preachy and life lesson-y.

Bummer.
 
2012-10-04 12:20:52 AM
I don't always butt chugg, but when I do, I chugg it straight from her ass.

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Hey, you butt chugg you way and I'll butt chugg my way.
 
2012-10-04 12:28:08 AM
As an alumnus, I can concur that these are your typical frat douchebags at UT. These are the miniature versions though, called "Pikes". Keep in mind they are standing on rows of steps-- with taller in front, shorter in the back.
 
2012-10-04 12:37:57 AM

Brick-House: I don't always butt chugg, but when I do, I chugg it straight from her ass.

[a0.img.mobypicture.com image 500x375]

Hey, you butt chugg you way and I'll butt chugg my way.


Ahem, does she have a name? Phone number?
 
2012-10-04 12:48:01 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-04 12:53:27 AM
I read the entire police report. I was surprised by the details of beer cans, empty wine boxes, blood from an apparently unrelated fight... however there no mention of any tubing which may have been used in the alleged butt chugging.

So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

I hate to think that some police officer thought it would be funny to leak an unsubstantiated hunch or outright lie to the media.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this matter conclude with the payment of a million dollars and an admission of wrongdoing from the police department and university.
 
2012-10-04 01:00:38 AM

JeffreyScott: So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?


Because at the hospital the kid had "signs of sexual trauma" and he was bleeding from his ass. It's right there in the article.
 
2012-10-04 01:34:30 AM
I love how he swears that butt chugging did not take place...

...in the fraternity house.
 
2012-10-04 02:09:22 AM
I didn't this story could get any more ridiculous but oh, did it ever with this fantastic press conference.

Any future job applications are over for this kid.

"So, I hear you've been on a Tour de Franzia"
 
2012-10-04 03:12:45 AM

Marine1:
Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens until it embarrasse ...


The same behavior carries over to the business and political worlds, it's almost a requirement.
That is leadership and brotherhood. The leadership to disregard those outside of the group, and the brotherhood to break laws to protect the people in your clan.

Any line between the frats and their eventual communities after college is symbolic at best.
 
2012-10-04 03:45:10 AM

Lsherm: JeffreyScott: So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

Because at the hospital the kid had "signs of sexual trauma" and he was bleeding from his ass. It's right there in the article.


He wants to know exactly how they did it. Step by step.
 
2012-10-04 03:50:11 AM

ultraholland: 9:36


this is where my money stands. When I read the police reports, the only logical explanation i could fathom is that the kid was sodomized by a senior frat brother (possibly while passed out). The whole butt-chugging angle is ridiculous. I am not an expert on butt-chugging, but i assume that the medical signs are not consistent with 'medical staff stated that during further evaluation of him, it appeared he had been sodomized/raped.'

It seems like the frat was already on double-secret probation prior to this incident, so the school & PD had it out for them, and (unfortunately) let their speculation run amok and become public.
 
2012-10-04 03:55:29 AM

nacho cheese sauce: ultraholland: 9:36

this is where my money stands. When I read the police reports, the only logical explanation i could fathom is that the kid was sodomized by a senior frat brother (possibly while passed out). The whole butt-chugging angle is ridiculous. I am not an expert on butt-chugging, but i assume that the medical signs are not consistent with 'medical staff stated that during further evaluation of him, it appeared he had been sodomized/raped.'

It seems like the frat was already on double-secret probation prior to this incident, so the school & PD had it out for them, and (unfortunately) let their speculation run amok and become public.


I'm fairly certain someone stuck something in his ass, at least according to the medical report.
 
2012-10-04 06:57:29 AM

Cythraul: Look at the way they're dressed.


Do fraternities have uniforms, or is that the normal dress of Tennessee students, or were they all in the US Olympic team, or would they have bought/hired the costumes specially?
 
2012-10-04 07:03:45 AM

ZodiacMan: This guy is stupid. Eventually people would have forgotten about it and he could have gone on with his life, but because he lawyered up and went public, now everybody will know him forever to be a The butt-chugger.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-04 07:13:49 AM

JeffreyScott: I read the entire police report. I was surprised by the details of beer cans, empty wine boxes, blood from an apparently unrelated fight... however there no mention of any tubing which may have been used in the alleged butt chugging.

So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

I hate to think that some police officer thought it would be funny to leak an unsubstantiated hunch or outright lie to the media.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this matter conclude with the payment of a million dollars and an admission of wrongdoing from the police department and university.


I don't see it. Their cover story for butt chugging is that they permitted alcohol drinking game that nearly lead to death.
 
2012-10-04 07:30:25 AM

JeffreyScott: I read the entire police report. I was surprised by the details of beer cans, empty wine boxes, blood from an apparently unrelated fight... however there no mention of any tubing which may have been used in the alleged butt chugging.

So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

I hate to think that some police officer thought it would be funny to leak an unsubstantiated hunch or outright lie to the media.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this matter conclude with the payment of a million dollars and an admission of wrongdoing from the police department and university.


I don't think we read the same police report.

AeAe: Gunny Walker: FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."

While he was passed out, the picked him up by his belt.
It gave him a hell of a wedgie.
I wish I was kidding.

it was "rectal bruising". How the hell do you get rectal bruising because someone picked you up by your belt? That farking doesn't happen. Something or "someone" went up his butt.


In the police report, the cop noticed blood on the back of another drunk bother's boxers. There was quite a lot of blood in the house, including all over the toilet seats. So unless the fight was somehow done with assholes (the assholes of assholes) or there was an epic round of atomic wedgies that would make Captain Underpants envious, there was something going on that night involving rectal penetration. If I was them, I'd go with the Butt Chugging. As bad as it is, it's better than anal rape.
 
2012-10-04 07:52:56 AM
Now, as if this story can't get any weirder, the ButtChugger is comparing his story to that of "The Wizard of Oz" in a recently released statement. You have to read this.

But in case you don't, this is my favorite part.

Broughton ably and stirringly writes, "Dorothy, we are not in Kansas, anymore. We are at Tennessee at the University of Tennessee where lies trump the truth, and the lives of young people such as myself are sacraficed to the alter of the Volunteer statue. There is another analogy to "The Wizard of Oz" and that is to "follow the yellow brick road, and that road leads straight to Andy Holt Tower, the main administrative offices at the University of Tennessee."


... so he's a Friend of Dorothy?
 
2012-10-04 08:12:22 AM
Here's my guess:

Snowflake here is not handling his first time away from home well. Being a "good Christian boy" he is trying all kinds of new stuff like anal sex with men and getting really drunk.

The poor dude basically got outed by the doctors when they noticed his anus looked "run hard and put away wet".

Looking on the bright side, maybe this will lead him out of the closet.
 
2012-10-04 08:16:42 AM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


I think he is gay and the butt chugging thing is an unfortunate misunderstanding. He is fresh out of the nest and trying shiat at college (like yah do...) So...

He denied being gay (wishing to remain in the closet), so the doctors ASSumed buttchugging. Then the dude realized that admitting to that would demolish his frat so he said it wasn't that either.

But really, even if his "brothers" did give him a super-atomic-wedgie while walking him around a doctor can spot the difference between "fabric friction burns in your crack" and "something got jammed in your ass and tore it". IMO The only remaining mystery is WHAT went up his ass.
 
2012-10-04 08:18:11 AM
How much chug would butt chug chug if a butt chug did but chug?

A butt chug would chug as much butt chug as butt chug could chug butt.
 
2012-10-04 08:21:16 AM

serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.


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2012-10-04 08:39:00 AM

bulldg4life: [www.mediaite.com image 320x208]

That video is second to this press conference on the list of "holy shiat why did they have a press conference" scale.


WTF was that from?


FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."


I thought thwe accusation was based on police reports of what they found.
 
2012-10-04 08:53:54 AM
Things that support him being a buttchugger:

1) member of a frat
2) drinks Franzia willingly
3) at an event called "Tour de Franzia"
4) member of a frat at UT
5) actually gives a shiart if people think he is gay
 
2012-10-04 09:05:58 AM
Pi Kappa Alpha

Around 2000-2001 I was living in Auburn, AL where I worked at the local Papa Johns. One night, an older delivery driver, probably around 55 years old (he was also working 2 jobs to put his son through school), had to deliver to the Pike house during a party. When he got there, these pricks took the pizzas and wouldn't pay him. When he protested, one of the dudes grabbed him while his buddy proceeded to beat the living crap out of him. This happened in front of dozens of party members who basically watched and laughed at it. While they were beating the shiat out of this dude, one of the other pike members pissed into the drivers car through the window. I never really found out what became of it all. I know the dude who did the beating ((from a very wealthy family, unsurprisingly) ended up getting arrested, not sure about the other dudes. I do remember that Papa Johns blacklisted that house because it wasn't the first time they'd had problems with them.
 
2012-10-04 09:20:03 AM

Theaetetus: Now, as if this story can't get any weirder, the ButtChugger is comparing his story to that of "The Wizard of Oz" in a recently released statement. You have to read this.

But in case you don't, this is my favorite part.

Broughton ably and stirringly writes, "Dorothy, we are not in Kansas, anymore. We are at Tennessee at the University of Tennessee where lies trump the truth, and the lives of young people such as myself are sacraficed to the alter of the Volunteer statue. There is another analogy to "The Wizard of Oz" and that is to "follow the yellow brick road, and that road leads straight to Andy Holt Tower, the main administrative offices at the University of Tennessee."

... so he's a Friend of Dorothy?


They're cracking me up that they seem to think the butt chugging is the only thing getting the fraternity kicked out. Like if the underage brother had just almost died of a BAC of over .4, but had consumed his cheap box wine orally, that the university and their national would be just fine with that.

These boys are not the sharpest crayons in the box, are they?
 
2012-10-04 09:53:48 AM
"My daddy says he'll revoke all my tuition and spending money if I don't fight this "Gay Buttchugger" thing with all my soul.... (even though I am)".
 
2012-10-04 09:57:21 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-04 10:16:00 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that the police report mentions rubber tubes (which would support the buttchugging allegations).

So let's assume that the buttchugging occured for the moment. As I stated in another thread, I know a little bit about administering enemas and even if the tube is inserted incorrectly, it won't cause much injury/bruising/bleeding.

The injuries described in the police report sound A LOT like those sustained from being raped, not from wedgie burns.

Even more awful/horrifying is the mention of empty Franzia containers near a set of golf clubs. o_O

/Alexander, if you were anally raped no one is going to think you're gay; people will be outraged that something horrible happened to you and will want the perps to be brought to justice
//Stop protecting your "brothers" and let the police make their investigation
 
2012-10-04 10:25:47 AM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


Yes. Because wine is for gays. Straight guys butt chug beer and Jack Daniels. (Lesbians butt chug chamomile tea and Smirnov Ice).
 
2012-10-04 11:10:08 AM

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Ha, people still bite at this one.
 
2012-10-04 11:14:56 AM
I'll take the easy one here...

Drinking through the rectum?? Damn near killed 'em!

//Lazy farkers.

Also, I thought ALL Pikes were homos. THERE'S the story.
 
2012-10-04 11:16:34 AM

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Why would you join a bunch of losers who are willing to be humiliated just get some friends!?!?

A band of desperate losers who support each other are still a band of desperate losers.
 
2012-10-04 11:19:06 AM
It was:

1. Butt chugging
2. Experimental Gay Sex
3. Rape
4 Some kind of hazing that went wrong.

For Broughton's sake I just hope he isn't being pressured to cover options three or four.

/although had he been smart he could have said rape and had his name blacked out of the police report due to rape shield laws
 
2012-10-04 11:35:11 AM

Lsherm: JeffreyScott: So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

Because at the hospital the kid had "signs of sexual trauma" and he was bleeding from his ass. It's right there in the article.


The police report doesn't state that he was bleeding from his anus. In fact, the report states the source of blood found around the house was from an unrelated fight or boxing match between two other members, and even mentions the names of those members.

In regards to the anal injuries, the report only mentions bruising, not tearing or lacerations or other injury that would have resulted in bleeding. While the bruising suggests the kid may have been sodomized/raped it doesn't automatically mean he participated in butt chugging. The report states the hospital even took samples to determine if the kid had been raped, and notes that those samples were sent off to be tested, but the results had apparently not been returned when they wrote the report. So while the evidence is still pending the police claim it is butt chugging. What happens if the samples show evidence of rape (sperm in the kid's anus)?

The report appears to be very detailed when describing the scene at the fraternity house where the chugging was alleged to take place. It mentions empty beer cans, empty wine bags, location of blood drops, etc... but makes no mention of the rubber tubing alleged to have been used in any butt chugging.

The report doesn't conclude that kid participated in anal chugging. The problem here appears to be a police officer or university official leaking information claiming that this was an anal chugging incident when that is not an accurate conclusion based on the evidence contained in the report.

When I read the follow-up news story, it reminded me of a news report of a kid at my campus who fell off a cruise ship while on spring break in the late 80's. When the kid was reported missing and presumed dead the cruise company issues a press release claiming the kid fell over board after climbing the ship's railing to urinate into the sea, after losing his balance because he was drunk. Other than the fact that the kid had fell overboard, there was nothing to support the claim. The problem for the cruise company is the kid fell overboard at night and could see lights in the distance. He survived after swimming about 6 miles to shore. When the kid challenged the cruise company's claim they were not able to provide any proof, other than he fell over board, to support their embarrassing claim. The mere fact that the kid has fell overboard was not "proof" that he engaged in any of the alleged embarrassing behavior. The cruise company ended up acknowledging that they lied, publicly apologized and wrote the kid a check.

I don't know what happened to the kid that night, but either do the police. It appears that they jumped to the conclusion based on the fact that he has a bruised anus. But that doesn't mean that he engaged in anal chugging, especially without any supporting evidence. I don't know what type of injury one is likely to sustain while participating in anal chugging, but I suspect they would be consistent with a wedgie as a result of being dragged around by a person's belt as the kid has claimed.
 
2012-10-04 12:08:32 PM

Elegy: Fano: Marine1: You know, that whole police report reminded me of a story from my freshman year... three years ago, in fact.

I was seen as the up-tight, prude, yet responsible person in my dorm, so one night, I got a call from one of the girls saying that her roommate wasn't feeling good and that I needed to take care of her. I go over to their suite, and find other girls taking care of her. At this point, she is in and out of consciousness on the floor in her room. She's topless, and has vomited all over her bed and clothes... you could smell it out in the hallway. As it turns out, she was at a party at the Sig Chi house about half an hour before then and asked someone for a beer. She had the one beer and then got sick. She wasn't throwing up because she was blackout drunk... someone had slipped her something in her beer. Two pledges from that house then dumped her off at her dorm and went back to the party to keep drinking.

Like in the police report, it was impossible to get a straight answer out of anyone present at that party about what happened. The two pledges took a poisoned girl, dropped her off without any real supervision, and went right back to hanging with their bros. We're lucky she didn't hit her head, have an adverse reaction, or choke on her own vomit. Nothing was done to find out who was slipping roofies into drinks, and the party kept going, because who cares about a potential rapist in your midst when the brotherhood and beer are good? Fortunately, she wasn't sexually assaulted, but she was so ill the next day that she had to miss work, which got her fired.

Party-hard frats are almost as bad as churches in covering up bad behavior. They're operated under the premise of teaching leadership and brotherhood, but when young women are being rendered defenseless in your house and you don't do anything to help her or stop a wannabe rapist, you're not being a leader and your brothers are human garbage. Universities generally don't care what happens unti ...


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"You know guys, I learned something today..."

ha-ha-guy: It was:

1. Butt chugging
2. Experimental Gay Sex
3. Rape
4 Some kind of hazing that went wrong.

For Broughton's sake I just hope he isn't being pressured to cover options three or four.

/although had he been smart he could have said rape and had his name blacked out of the police report due to rape shield laws


If he had been smart we wouldn't be talking about him on here.
 
2012-10-04 12:08:47 PM
Let's see, what story seems more plausible: 1) Fraternity brothers engage in sticking tube (shared) up each others butt to get drunk 2) Fraternity brothers get drunk and one passes out and is given a wedgie.

Must be 1 because then you get to say buttchugging on the nightly news.
 
2012-10-04 12:16:21 PM

JeffreyScott: Lsherm: JeffreyScott: So how exactly did the investigators conclude that there was any butt chugging taking place?

Because at the hospital the kid had "signs of sexual trauma" and he was bleeding from his ass. It's right there in the article.

The police report doesn't state that he was bleeding from his anus. In fact, the report states the source of blood found around the house was from an unrelated fight or boxing match between two other members, and even mentions the names of those members.

In regards to the anal injuries, the report only mentions bruising, not tearing or lacerations or other injury that would have resulted in bleeding. While the bruising suggests the kid may have been sodomized/raped it doesn't automatically mean he participated in butt chugging. The report states the hospital even took samples to determine if the kid had been raped, and notes that those samples were sent off to be tested, but the results had apparently not been returned when they wrote the report. So while the evidence is still pending the police claim it is butt chugging. What happens if the samples show evidence of rape (sperm in the kid's anus)?

The report appears to be very detailed when describing the scene at the fraternity house where the chugging was alleged to take place. It mentions empty beer cans, empty wine bags, location of blood drops, etc... but makes no mention of the rubber tubing alleged to have been used in any butt chugging.

The report doesn't conclude that kid participated in anal chugging. The problem here appears to be a police officer or university official leaking information claiming that this was an anal chugging incident when that is not an accurate conclusion based on the evidence contained in the report.

When I read the follow-up news story, it reminded me of a news report of a kid at my campus who fell off a cruise ship while on spring break in the late 80's. When the kid was reported missing and presumed dead the cruise company iss ...


You sound like a butt chugger...

Other than the blood on the back of frat member's boxers, and all the blood in the toilet stalls and on the toilet seats, and the fact the kid refuses to release the results of his rape kit to the police... yeah, I dunno why I'd think anything strange went on.
 
2012-10-04 12:30:24 PM

blahpers: Ha, people still bite at this one.


It's evergreen.
 
2012-10-04 12:40:19 PM

vudukungfu: hey honey buns.
Sorry I called you honey buns, sweetheart,
butt char.


I'm sorry I called you sweetheart, but you are.
 
2012-10-04 12:50:14 PM

blahpers: The Rum Butt-Chugger is a Curious Chav.


There isn't any need for you to shout it.


/I'm a bit embarrassed that I "got" that.
 
2012-10-04 12:52:58 PM
That press conference was one step away from...
4.bp.blogspot.com 

why cant people just snort vodka like the rest of us?
 
2012-10-04 12:53:25 PM

muwaryer: blahpers: The Rum Butt-Chugger is a Curious Chav.

There isn't any need for you to shout it.


/I'm a bit embarrassed that I "got" that.


Hey, he'll do as he doo-doo, and there's no doing anything about it.
 
2012-10-04 01:14:35 PM

Silly Jesus: Can anyone with something higher than a GED in Law explain how they are coming up with this being illegal in some way? The lawyer said that people are going to pay for this...what the fark is he talking about, legally speaking?


As mentioned above, depending on state statutory or common law, and assuming the claims are untrue, he may have a claim for violation of a privacy tort (false light). Also related claims of defamation (libel/slander). (He could even have a claim if the statements are true under a privacy tort of 'public disclosure' if TN recognizes it as a valid claim).

The lawyer also mentions HIPAA violations. (I recall that's been used in CA a couple times by celebs who have their hospital records leaked).

Maybe some other torts or statutory violations depending on TN law.

/not legal advice
//who the hell would rely on legal advice from fark anyway?
 
2012-10-04 01:16:10 PM

TacoBeelzebub: So let's assume that the buttchugging occured for the moment. As I stated in another thread, I know a little bit about administering enemas and even if the tube is inserted incorrectly, it won't cause much injury/bruising/bleeding.


I was thinking that the alchohol was so irritating, it was what caused the bleeding. I don't necessarily doubt that sodomy is the actual explanation, though.
 
2012-10-04 01:23:51 PM
I hope this continues to be newsworthy, we need more anchors looking uncomfortable when they say "buttchugging". It's like the Pussy Riot trial all over again.
 
2012-10-04 01:51:16 PM
Another Halloween costume idea:

1. Fratty looking Tennessee clothes
2. Funnel going into pants
 
2012-10-04 02:11:42 PM

BigPoppaPorno: If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?


Just try not to fart in front of the cops.

/fart.
 
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