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(Some Guy)   Fraternity denies buttchugging via unintentionally hilarious press conference   (outkickthecoverage.com) divider line 214
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2012-10-03 07:50:51 PM

InspectorZero: So, I guess he lawyered up in preparation of a lawsuit...defamation? Doesn't defamation require that the accusation be untrue?


I just checked this again, instead of relying on my "talk out of my ass" comment earlier. It depends on the state's defamation statute. For instance, in Massachusetts, true statements can fall under defamation is there is actual malice. No idea about Tennessee though.
 
2012-10-03 07:52:38 PM
After the first time butt-chugging, you'll feel shame.

As the shame abates, you'll want to butt-chug again.
 
2012-10-03 07:52:58 PM
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2012-10-03 07:53:25 PM
tall guy on the left wipes his brow and looks away at 9:36 when possible evidence of a sexual assault is mentioned. Why so nervous, bro?
 
2012-10-03 07:53:27 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?


I couldn't even pay attention to all the Buttchugging talk with all that annoying smacking going on. What the hell did he have in his mouth that was making that noise every time he opened it???
 
2012-10-03 07:53:38 PM
ButtChugger was immediately regretting this press conference 30 seconds into it. The look on his face was priceless.

/he regretted other things too
 
2012-10-03 07:57:10 PM

InspectorZero: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

Well, maybe. It did happen in a frat...


"I'm not gay!!!! My lawyer said so!!!!
 
2012-10-03 07:59:03 PM

Apos: Ego edo infantia cattus: You know who else were butt chuggers?!

A query that's best left unanswered.....


ANSWERING IT ANYWAYS--most of the descriptions of historical butt-chugging involved the ritual, erm, butt-chugging of either pulque, honey-mead called balché (also including the bark of a tree which has psychoactive properties), or xabentún mead (made from anise, the honey of bees that fed on nectar from morning-glory flowers, and (in modern versions) rum). For extra fun, these were either made from plants (or honey from flowers of plants) with psychoactive properties or had stuff like datura and/or DMT-containing plants added to the brew so you'd be tripping balls whilst drunk. (Pretty much this stuff was reserved for trips into the Spirit World in past, and non-buttchugged versions are still used in Mayan communities as a sort of group communion.)

In fact, the Spaniards actually banned this stuff originally because of being more than a little horrified over the fact the usual methods of consumption of alcohol explicitly involved buttchugging. O_o

And I'm willing to bet that this was a part of Mesoamerican culture you never wanted to know about. :D

(Seriously...butt-chugging? Where do even frat boys get that idea? Maybe one of them was a student in Mesoamerican archaeology is the only thing I can think of...)
 
2012-10-03 08:00:33 PM
Bro - ton paraphrased, "On friday night I made a decision to drink too much and it nearly cost me my life. However, I never buttchugged and I am not gay..."

I love how he glosses over the whole "I nearly died" part and gets right to the buttchugging and gay charges as being the really critical parts of the evening. To those wondering why the avid denials of being gay, consider he was likely born, raised, and may never leave the state of Tennessee.
 
2012-10-03 08:01:31 PM

oh_please: InspectorZero: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

Well, maybe. It did happen in a frat...

"I'm not gay!!!! My lawyer said so!!!!


Who gives a shiat?

You?

fark a hole in the ground for all I care, man.

Just don't rape it, okay?

"For Hell hath no fury like a storm scorned..."
 
2012-10-03 08:02:13 PM
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, bore them (with occasional butt chugging.references to keep the heart from completely stopping).
 
2012-10-03 08:02:47 PM

InspectorZero: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

Well, maybe. It did happen in a frat...


All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.
 
2012-10-03 08:03:01 PM
Bookmarking the repeat so I can get to it later. Butt chugging.
 
2012-10-03 08:03:02 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: Bro - ton paraphrased, "On friday night I made a decision to drink too much and it nearly cost me my life. However, I never buttchugged and I am not gay..."

I love how he glosses over the whole "I nearly died" part and gets right to the buttchugging and gay charges as being the really critical parts of the evening. To those wondering why the avid denials of being gay, consider he was likely born, raised, and may never leave the state of Tennessee.


"I nearly died, my butthole is ravaged, but how dare you people!"
 
2012-10-03 08:04:35 PM
FTFA: Pi Kappa Alpha

Q: What do you call a woman who makes love to other women?
A: A dyke!

Q: What do you call a man who makes love to other men?
A: A Pike!
 
2012-10-03 08:05:12 PM
FTFA "I am a Christian and would never desecrate my body that way."

Maybe not, but he does admit to drinking about 2 liters of Franzia in a single pull from a bag-o-wine. Somehow I just don't think he treats his body like a temple- more like a travelling carnival.
 
2012-10-03 08:05:35 PM
theorellior: and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime

so will the shadow of butt-chugging
 
2012-10-03 08:06:04 PM

Great Porn Dragon: (Seriously...butt-chugging? Where do even frat boys get that idea? Maybe one of them was a student in Mesoamerican archaeology is the only thing I can think of...)


There was at least one Law & Order episode about vaginal cocaine use, so my guess would be TV.
 
2012-10-03 08:06:20 PM

FunkOut: Le Bomb Suprize: Bro - ton paraphrased, "On friday night I made a decision to drink too much and it nearly cost me my life. However, I never buttchugged and I am not gay..."

I love how he glosses over the whole "I nearly died" part and gets right to the buttchugging and gay charges as being the really critical parts of the evening. To those wondering why the avid denials of being gay, consider he was likely born, raised, and may never leave the state of Tennessee.

"I nearly died, my butthole is ravaged, but how dare you people!"


Well, it speaks to what's most important to him... "I'd rather be thought of as a black out drunk than a ghey"
 
2012-10-03 08:06:39 PM
That kid is so gay.
 
2012-10-03 08:08:40 PM
He doesn't sound like an entitled, arrogant ass in any way. Nope.
 
2012-10-03 08:09:38 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: Bro - ton paraphrased, "On friday night I made a decision to drink too much and it nearly cost me my life. However, I never buttchugged and I am not gay..."

I love how he glosses over the whole "I nearly died" part and gets right to the buttchugging and gay charges as being the really critical parts of the evening. To those wondering why the avid denials of being gay, consider he was likely born, raised, and may never leave the state of Tennessee.


It seems like "I'm not gay" is required to be inserted into virtually every frat story. He probably just did it out of habit.
 
2012-10-03 08:10:05 PM
Fleet and Zima may want to team up and make personal buttchugger six packs, strike while the iron is hot.  I look at this as a marketing opportunity, dude if you want cash you could be the Jared of buttchugging.  Claim to have lost 100 lbs. buttchugging and you're golden.
 
Speaking of buttchugging, when are the Presidential Debates?
 
2012-10-03 08:10:32 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay??



He's religious, and as a frat boy he's extra vulnerable to accusations of homoerotic acts
 
2012-10-03 08:10:34 PM

ArtosRC: He doesn't sound like an entitled, arrogant ass in any way. Nope.


Heh.
 
2012-10-03 08:10:51 PM

basemetal:
Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.


He's young and I bet under pressure from his parents and the fraternity to get out there and nip this in the bud. Parents are probably clueless so think this is actually a good way to clear is name; lawyer (who they likely hired) will advise this in order to try and make a bigger case for a cash grab; fraternity doesn't care if his name gets splattered everywhere in an attempt to clear their own. He should have just let it lie, but was persuaded by other interests to go down this path.
 
2012-10-03 08:11:34 PM
 
2012-10-03 08:14:26 PM

God-is-a-Taco: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay??


He's religious, and as a frat boy he's extra vulnerable to accusations of likely to engage in homoerotic acts


FTFY
 
2012-10-03 08:14:34 PM
This guy is stupid. Eventually people would have forgotten about it and he could have gone on with his life, but because he lawyered up and went public, now everybody will know him forever to be a butt-chugger.
 
2012-10-03 08:14:58 PM

God-is-a-Taco: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay??


He's religious, and as a frat boy he's extra vulnerable to accusations of homoerotic acts


Have you seen homeboy? He already looks like a middle aged slob at his tender age. He'll make a great assistant manager some day.

/for the record, what was done to him was teh ghey, but I'm not getting an a gay vibe from him.
 
2012-10-03 08:15:19 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're what's happening
butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're an ice machine
We see people brand new people
They're something to see
When we're butt chugging
Bright-white chugging
Oh isn't it wild?

Butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're walking through town
butt chugging we're butt chugging
We walk like a ghost
We learn dances brand new dances
Like the nuclear bomb
When we're butt chugging
Bright white chugging
Oh isn't it wild...


Is that like Skeet Surfing?
 
2012-10-03 08:15:25 PM

Indubitably: Who gives a shiat?

You?

fark a hole in the ground for all I care, man.



Nope, I dont give a shiat either, but when your parent's lawyer has to call a press conference on the noon news to tell everyone you're NOT gay, and add the words "buttchugging" multiple times, well, that's just comedy gold, Jerry.
 
2012-10-03 08:17:38 PM
Can anyone with something higher than a GED in Law explain how they are coming up with this being illegal in some way? The lawyer said that people are going to pay for this...what the fark is he talking about, legally speaking?
 
2012-10-03 08:17:51 PM
hey honey buns.
Sorry I called you honey buns, sweetheart,
butt char.
 
2012-10-03 08:19:20 PM

Silly Jesus: Can anyone with something higher than a GED in Law explain how they are coming up with this being illegal in some way? The lawyer said that people are going to pay for this...what the fark is he talking about, legally speaking?


HE was hung over from butt chucking.
Give him a break.
and some B-12
and a saline IV
and a pass


Serious butt chucking is serious lawyering, honey.
 
2012-10-03 08:20:04 PM
vudukungfu: and a saline IV

he prefers a quicker method
 
2012-10-03 08:20:47 PM

StRalphTheLiar: ,cookiefleck:


I was trying to be polite.

I'm think he's prone to "wide stances", but my gaydar was built from run-down refrigerator parts in a basement in Stalingrad so who knows.
 
2012-10-03 08:21:08 PM
Wow. White people have upped the ante! Your move Japan!
 
2012-10-03 08:21:31 PM

theorellior: [T]he relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Only in states where same-sex marriage is legal.
 
2012-10-03 08:21:55 PM
And really, his idea of fixing all this and putting it behind him is to have his face and lip smacking all over the international internet news media?

He's terrible at putting it behind him.
 
2012-10-03 08:21:56 PM

theorellior: InspectorZero: fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?

Well, maybe. It did happen in a frat...

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy COCK than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.



Fixed that for you.

And I assure you I didn't need a frat to get access to top shelf pussy.. It's actually easier when you are not gay.
 
2012-10-03 08:23:09 PM

FunkOut: He's terrible at putting it behind him.


He's a little too good at putting it in his behind, though.
 
2012-10-03 08:24:43 PM
Priceless comment: They're going to find out he was doping and take away his Tour de Franzia title.
 
2012-10-03 08:24:49 PM

otto the bull: Meh. I buttchugged a liter of tequila last weekend in Tijuana.


Was tequila the trannys name ?
 
2012-10-03 08:24:51 PM
1. Streisand Effect.

2. Bow ties are cool.
 
2012-10-03 08:24:59 PM

OhioUGrad: serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.

Well, taking alcohol up the rear bypasses the liver and is quickly absorbed in the blood stream *taking less to get drunk* so in the technicality of it yes it matters on how drunk you end up. Plus you don't have the benefit of your stomach saying "okay, enough dumb ass, it's coming back out".

I sure hope any potential employer in the future Googles this guy, and the first thing that comes up is "butt-chugger" lol


Why do you assume Buttchuggers aren't highly sought after in the job market? This guy knows how to cut through the crap and get to the bottom line. He is bold, imaginative, highly efficient and knows how to cut cost. He takes one for the team to achieve immediate results and when the shiat hits the fan, he puts on a suit and works the smoke and mirrors (incense, we would hope).

So he allegedly butt chugged...so what? And we don't know all the facts, it could've been a "you gonna get butt chugged" situation.
 
2012-10-03 08:27:26 PM
I just wonder if the UT Med Center or PoPo found a Butt-plug. That the question that needs an answer.
 
2012-10-03 08:27:45 PM
If you get drunk as hell by buttchugging could you still pass a breathalyzer test?
 
2012-10-03 08:27:50 PM
Buttchugging: Serious business.
 
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2012-10-03 08:27:58 PM

Lsherm: impaler: Auto-play video ad on a page showing a video.

Brilliant.

Yeah, that made me close the page. Was the news conference hilarious?


No, it was stupid. You missed nothing, lucky bastard.
 
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