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(Some Guy)   Fraternity denies buttchugging via unintentionally hilarious press conference   (outkickthecoverage.com) divider line 214
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2012-10-03 04:01:36 PM
Auto-play video ad on a page showing a video.

Brilliant.
 
2012-10-03 04:16:53 PM
And everyone managed to keep a straight face through all the 'buttchugging' talk.
 
2012-10-03 04:31:30 PM
Look at the way they're dressed. Serious buttchugging is serious.
 
2012-10-03 04:34:24 PM
Butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're what's happening
butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're an ice machine
We see people brand new people
They're something to see
When we're butt chugging
Bright-white chugging
Oh isn't it wild?

Butt chugging we're butt chugging
We're walking through town
butt chugging we're butt chugging
We walk like a ghost
We learn dances brand new dances
Like the nuclear bomb
When we're butt chugging
Bright white chugging
Oh isn't it wild...
 
2012-10-03 04:52:06 PM
A microphone and a buttchugging press conference.  When you are addressing the public, you want to make an impression, a speech for the ages. History weighs heavily on those on the cusp of greatness, so many things must have been going through his head....
 
....but today-ay-ay-ay I-I-I-I feel like the luck-uck-uck-iest buttchu-ug-ug alive...
 
...four score and seven years our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in butchugging...
 
...ask not what buttchugging can do for you but rather what you can do for your buttchugging....
 
...I have come not to praise buttchugging but to bury him...
 
... It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl-Tricia, the 6-year-old-named it Buttchugger. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the buttchugging and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it....
 
 

 
 
2012-10-03 05:02:59 PM

brap: A microphone and a buttchugging press conference.  When you are addressing the public, you want to make an impression, a speech for the ages. History weighs heavily on those on the cusp of greatness, so many things must have been going through his head....
 
....but today-ay-ay-ay I-I-I-I feel like the luck-uck-uck-iest buttchu-ug-ug alive...
 
...four score and seven years our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in butchugging...
 
...ask not what buttchugging can do for you but rather what you can do for your buttchugging....
 
...I have come not to praise buttchugging but to bury him...
 
... It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl-Tricia, the 6-year-old-named it Buttchugger. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the buttchugging and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it....


...one giant leap for buttchugging.
 
2012-10-03 05:09:38 PM
brap:

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all butts are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to lie face down, pantless together and squirt cheap hooch up each others' rectums.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Tennessee, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of buttchugging.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by how much box wine they can hold in their colons.

I have a dream today.
 
2012-10-03 05:10:31 PM
This is not a bookmark.
 
2012-10-03 05:12:06 PM
"BRO-ton, not BROUGHT-on. It's Scotch [sic]". Dumbasses.
 
2012-10-03 05:23:08 PM

InspectorZero: "BRO-ton, not BROUGHT-on. It's Scotch [sic]". Dumbasses.


At this point they're lucky they're not pronouncing it "bro bum."
 
2012-10-03 05:34:33 PM

Diogenes: InspectorZero: "BRO-ton, not BROUGHT-on. It's Scotch [sic]". Dumbasses.

At this point they're lucky they're not pronouncing it "bro bum."


+1
 
2012-10-03 05:40:17 PM
If you find buttchugging accusations to be embarrassing, don't hold a press conference about accusations of your buttchugging.
 
2012-10-03 05:44:57 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

i.dailymail.co.uk

Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!
 
2012-10-03 05:50:38 PM

basemetal:
Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!


That's my thing. They always say "any publicity is good publicity", well unless you planned on being a fetish pornstar, this is NOT good publicity.
 
2012-10-03 06:07:52 PM
Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.
 
2012-10-03 06:19:41 PM

scottydoesntknow: basemetal:
Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!

That's my thing. They always say "any publicity is good publicity", well unless you planned on being a fetish pornstar, this is NOT good publicity.


Well, at least he has that one job option available. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice.
 
2012-10-03 06:22:01 PM
Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?
 
2012-10-03 06:37:38 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


Well, maybe. It did happen in a frat...
 
2012-10-03 06:45:27 PM
So, I guess he lawyered up in preparation of a lawsuit...defamation? Doesn't defamation require that the accusation be untrue?
 
2012-10-03 07:16:03 PM
*clicks on link*


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-03 07:23:05 PM

impaler: Auto-play video ad on a page showing a video.

Brilliant.


Yeah, that made me close the page. Was the news conference hilarious?
 
2012-10-03 07:33:56 PM
buttchugging?

*will not click any links in this thread ever*
 
2012-10-03 07:34:39 PM
This is priceless.
 
2012-10-03 07:35:26 PM
www.mediaite.com

That video is second to this press conference on the list of "holy shiat why did they have a press conference" scale.
 
2012-10-03 07:36:12 PM
Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?
 
2012-10-03 07:38:08 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?


Side effect of boxed wine.
 
2012-10-03 07:38:30 PM
Butt Chugger? wasn't that Ice T's followup single ?
 
2012-10-03 07:38:32 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


It was fruity wine.
 
2012-10-03 07:38:37 PM
Meh. I buttchugged a liter of tequila last weekend in Tijuana.
 
2012-10-03 07:39:30 PM

serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.


Apparently you can get really really goddamn sauced by taking one beer up the ass.
So I hear...
 
2012-10-03 07:41:50 PM

basemetal: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 399x285]

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Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.

BUTT CHUGGER!


I'm...still rather head-desking over the whole buttchugging thing--I honestly thought that the alcoholic enema was something that had gone out of style with, oh, Mayan or Aztec priests (who would get ritually plastered on corn-beer and pulque, then when they couldn't drink any more, received moar up the poop-chute...yes, pretty much contemporaries of a bunch of people with "Jaguar" in their regal titles pretty much invented butt-chugging). Apparently I was wrong and either there is a secret population of nahuals in Knoxville or everything old is new again, especially when it involves college students consuming alcohol in fraternity settings. :D

/preferred consuming alcohol in tabletop-gaming settings
//drunken World of Darkness and WH40K for the win!
///still haven't improved much, if anything, it's now evolved into drunken Rogue Trader for the win
 
2012-10-03 07:42:03 PM
THE BUTT CHUGS HERE
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-03 07:42:06 PM

serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.


Yeah it does, because you know who else likes buttchugging?

GAY PANSIES

If you are going to have buttsex and find frothy Santorum offputting then the receiver can be given an enema first. A nice wine enema or 2 is not only cleansing but is also intoxicating.
 
2012-10-03 07:43:12 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?



I was expecting the band to bust out with Rocky Bottom.
 
2012-10-03 07:43:16 PM
Grow up.
 
2012-10-03 07:43:25 PM

fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?


We do now.
 
2012-10-03 07:43:25 PM

InspectorZero: So, I guess he lawyered up in preparation of a lawsuit...defamation? Doesn't defamation require that the accusation be untrue?


Defamation has more than a few different standards, depending on whether the person is classified as a private, limited-purpose public, or public person. I'm a little hazy on the details, but it may also depend on whether the litigant thrust him/herself into the public sphere or it was done by a 3rd party without any action on the litigant's behalf. Then there's whether there was malice. As I understand it, even if it is a TRUE statement, if it can be shown that the defendant maliciously spread private information in an attempt to damage the litigant's reputation, it could fall under defamation.

/not a defamation attorney, and for good reason - that shiat is complicated
 
2012-10-03 07:43:29 PM

impaler: Auto-play video ad on a page showing a video.

Brilliant.


I was annoyed too, until I realized they were picking the Gamecocks to win over Georgia. Then I had a happy.
 
2012-10-03 07:43:37 PM
Walks like a butt-chugger, talks like a butt-chugger....
 
2012-10-03 07:43:58 PM
You know who else were butt chuggers?!
 
2012-10-03 07:44:23 PM
If you ask me, Buttchuggers #7 was the best vid in the series.
 
2012-10-03 07:44:53 PM
But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."
 
2012-10-03 07:45:00 PM

serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.


Well, taking alcohol up the rear bypasses the liver and is quickly absorbed in the blood stream *taking less to get drunk* so in the technicality of it yes it matters on how drunk you end up. Plus you don't have the benefit of your stomach saying "okay, enough dumb ass, it's coming back out".

I sure hope any potential employer in the future Googles this guy, and the first thing that comes up is "butt-chugger" lol
 
2012-10-03 07:46:07 PM

FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."


Um, he's in a fraternity.

I just find it puzzling that he could have been either buttchugging or drinking alcohol. Wouldn't that get in the way of all the penises?
 
2012-10-03 07:47:14 PM

ultraholland: Walks like a butt-chugger, talks like a butt-chugger....


Well, if you're going to talk the talk, in person, then you better walk the walk, in person.

Online?

Feh.

Too tubes...

;)
 
2012-10-03 07:47:29 PM

FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?

"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."


www.soliloblog.com
 
2012-10-03 07:47:51 PM
I maded you a fifth to plea but I buttchugged it.
 
*I maded you a cookie cat jpeg*
 
2012-10-03 07:48:45 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: You know who else were butt chuggers?!


A query that's best left unanswered.....
 
2012-10-03 07:50:24 PM

Indubitably: ultraholland: Walks like a butt-chugger, talks like a butt-chugger....

Well, if you're going to talk the talk, in person, then you better walk the walk, in person.

Online?

Feh.

Too tubes...

;)


P.S. And then there's the non-verbals, the body languages, sadly unexposed currently. That will change soon. I hope to join you...
 
2012-10-03 07:50:34 PM
I guess he does not realize (or doesn't care) that by holding a press conference to deny his alleged ButtChugging and Gayness he makes himself look like a colossal entitled whiny douche.
I'd rather be a ButtChugger!
 
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