brap: A microphone and a buttchugging press conference. When you are addressing the public, you want to make an impression, a speech for the ages. History weighs heavily on those on the cusp of greatness, so many things must have been going through his head.... ....but today-ay-ay-ay I-I-I-I feel like the luck-uck-uck-iest buttchu-ug-ug alive... ...four score and seven years our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in butchugging... ...ask not what buttchugging can do for you but rather what you can do for your buttchugging.... ...I have come not to praise buttchugging but to bury him... ... It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl-Tricia, the 6-year-old-named it Buttchugger. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the buttchugging and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it....
InspectorZero: "BRO-ton, not BROUGHT-on. It's Scotch [sic]". Dumbasses.
Diogenes: InspectorZero: "BRO-ton, not BROUGHT-on. It's Scotch [sic]". Dumbasses.At this point they're lucky they're not pronouncing it "bro bum."
basemetal: Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.BUTT CHUGGER!
scottydoesntknow: basemetal:Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.BUTT CHUGGER!That's my thing. They always say "any publicity is good publicity", well unless you planned on being a fetish pornstar, this is NOT good publicity.
fusillade762: Wait, his first move is to deny being gay?? Pouring wine up your ass may be juvenile and stupid but does anyone really think it's GAY?
impaler: Auto-play video ad on a page showing a video.Brilliant.
Ego edo infantia cattus: Did any one else think that his lip smacking at the end of each sentence was a little... well... gay?
serial_crusher: Does it really matter whether he ingested the alcohol through his bunghole or his mouth? Maybe you just shouldn't be ingesting that much alcohol, dumbass.
basemetal: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 399x285][i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]Dude, you are going to ALWAYS be known as Butt Chugger. You won't even be able to move away to get away from the Butt Chugger nickname.BUTT CHUGGER!
InspectorZero: So, I guess he lawyered up in preparation of a lawsuit...defamation? Doesn't defamation require that the accusation be untrue?
FunkOut: But seriously, does he have any other explanation for the rectal injuries the medical staff found?"Well, I've been eating a lot of rocks and safety pins lately..."
ultraholland: Walks like a butt-chugger, talks like a butt-chugger....
Ego edo infantia cattus: You know who else were butt chuggers?!
Indubitably: ultraholland: Walks like a butt-chugger, talks like a butt-chugger....Well, if you're going to talk the talk, in person, then you better walk the walk, in person.Online?Feh.Too tubes...;)
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