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(Wonkette)   "Professional blogger" and Romney Campaign contributor, John Hawkins: "A white woman voting for Barack Obama is like a black woman voting for the KKK"   (wonkette.com) divider line 180
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2012-10-03 03:09:28 PM
Because there are absolutely no pro-choice white women. . .
 
2012-10-03 03:14:51 PM

HighOnCraic: Because there are absolutely no pro-choice white women. . .


`Oh dear,' says what_now, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
 
2012-10-03 03:23:48 PM

what_now: HighOnCraic: Because there are absolutely no pro-choice white women. . .

`Oh dear,' says what_now, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.


We know you only pretend to be pro-choice in order to pick up men.

Admit it.
 
2012-10-03 03:25:38 PM

Vodka Zombie: what_now: HighOnCraic: Because there are absolutely no pro-choice white women. . .

`Oh dear,' says what_now, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

We know you only pretend to be pro-choice in order to pick up men.

Admit it.


This is true. I get their magic seed and then collect the babies. I eat baby. It's delicious.
 
2012-10-03 03:28:57 PM

what_now: Vodka Zombie: what_now: HighOnCraic: Because there are absolutely no pro-choice white women. . .

`Oh dear,' says what_now, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

We know you only pretend to be pro-choice in order to pick up men.

Admit it.

This is true. I get their magic seed and then collect the babies. I eat baby. It's delicious.


I thought you guys were supposed to keep your Bilderberg affiliation secret? No more delicious babies wrapped in gold for you!
 
2012-10-03 03:30:24 PM
I imagine that what John Hawkins knows about women could fit into one of his moob zit scars.
 
2012-10-03 03:31:06 PM

Diogenes: what_now: Vodka Zombie: what_now: HighOnCraic: Because there are absolutely no pro-choice white women. . .

`Oh dear,' says what_now, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

We know you only pretend to be pro-choice in order to pick up men.

Admit it.

This is true. I get their magic seed and then collect the babies. I eat baby. It's delicious.

I thought you guys were supposed to keep your Bilderberg affiliation secret? No more delicious babies wrapped in gold for you!


Of that's ridiculous. No one actually EATS gold!!
 
2012-10-03 03:32:15 PM

Diogenes: what_now: Vodka Zombie: what_now: HighOnCraic: Because there are absolutely no pro-choice white women. . .

`Oh dear,' says what_now, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

We know you only pretend to be pro-choice in order to pick up men.

Admit it.

This is true. I get their magic seed and then collect the babies. I eat baby. It's delicious.

I thought you guys were supposed to keep your Bilderberg affiliation secret? No more delicious babies wrapped in gold for you!


Wrapped in gold?

Who in their right mind would order anything but bacon-wrapped?
 
2012-10-03 03:38:24 PM

Vodka Zombie: Diogenes: what_now: Vodka Zombie: what_now: HighOnCraic: Because there are absolutely no pro-choice white women. . .

`Oh dear,' says what_now, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

We know you only pretend to be pro-choice in order to pick up men.

Admit it.

This is true. I get their magic seed and then collect the babies. I eat baby. It's delicious.

I thought you guys were supposed to keep your Bilderberg affiliation secret? No more delicious babies wrapped in gold for you!

Wrapped in gold?

Who in their right mind would order anything but bacon-wrapped?


That's how evil those farkers are.
 
2012-10-03 03:40:02 PM

what_now: Diogenes: what_now: Vodka Zombie: what_now: HighOnCraic: Because there are absolutely no pro-choice white women. . .

`Oh dear,' says what_now, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

We know you only pretend to be pro-choice in order to pick up men.

Admit it.

This is true. I get their magic seed and then collect the babies. I eat baby. It's delicious.

I thought you guys were supposed to keep your Bilderberg affiliation secret? No more delicious babies wrapped in gold for you!

Of that's ridiculous. No one actually EATS gold!!


I assumed it just sealed in their delectable juicy fetal goodness.
 
2012-10-03 03:45:01 PM
A coherent thought expressed by John Hawkins is like a complete sex session with John Hawkins during which time he does not release a single fart.
 
2012-10-03 03:48:02 PM
i2.listal.com

Embarassed to merely have a similar name as this dude.
 
2012-10-03 03:52:54 PM
I don't understand what Hawkins is trying to say. is it a 'black women rape white women' thing? or a racial war sort of statement?

i'm confused.
 
2012-10-03 04:00:04 PM
smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2012-10-03 04:02:06 PM

Weaver95: I don't understand what Hawkins is trying to say. is it a 'black women rape white women' thing? or a racial war sort of statement?

i'm confused.


It's such a weak "point" he's trying to make it's not surprising people would miss it.

Obama leads with women. And the GOP's attack on women's rights and reproductive rights hurts Romney more. So he's trying to undercut Obama's standing with women by, poorly, saying, "Obama does not represent your interests. Just as the KKK wouldn't represent a black woman's interests."

I have now officially given that cerebral shiat stain much more thought than he will ever deserve. I hope you're happy with yourself, Weaver95!

Or, he could be pulling a Simpsons and saying, "White women vote like this...."
 
2012-10-03 04:04:08 PM
Wow, just wow

Our language, as massive as it may be, cannot clearly represent the stupidity of what this man said.
 
2012-10-03 04:04:58 PM
He's done. Having clearly become tired of waiting for the Romney Camp to do a GAME CHANGE its own inept self, Matt Drudge and Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity took it upon themselves

AKA the Triumvirate of Derp
 
2012-10-03 04:06:30 PM
Why do Democrats always have to bring up race?
 
2012-10-03 04:07:07 PM

Diogenes:
Obama leads with women. And the GOP's attack on women's rights and reproductive rights hurts Romney more. So he's trying to undercut Obama's standing with women by, poorly, saying, "Obama does not represent your interests. Just as the KKK wouldn't represent a black woman's interests."


that is beyond stupid. I mean I get what you're saying...and it certainly seems like you might have if figured out....but I am hoping you're wrong. if the GOP is really that stupid then....well, they're gonna have a lot of issues just trying to avoid winning a darwin award.
 
2012-10-03 04:08:17 PM

what_now:

This is true. I get their magic seed and then collect the babies. I eat baby. It's delicious.


That seems like a modest proposal.
 
2012-10-03 04:12:42 PM

Weaver95: Diogenes:
Obama leads with women. And the GOP's attack on women's rights and reproductive rights hurts Romney more. So he's trying to undercut Obama's standing with women by, poorly, saying, "Obama does not represent your interests. Just as the KKK wouldn't represent a black woman's interests."

that is beyond stupid. I mean I get what you're saying...and it certainly seems like you might have if figured out....but I am hoping you're wrong. if the GOP is really that stupid then....well, they're gonna have a lot of issues just trying to avoid winning a darwin award.


He's a respected intellect in the right wing world. And he was the darling of this year's CPAC!

Make of that what you will.
 
2012-10-03 04:17:58 PM
Did he just compare Romney to the KKK?
 
2012-10-03 04:18:10 PM
This is literally the caption of this picture:
John Hawkins, right, with some cyber-floozy.
 
2012-10-03 04:19:34 PM
i.imgur.com

I'm writing in my blog!
 
2012-10-03 04:19:46 PM
Well this blogger is great at projection, so now my question is, what's his Fark handle?
 
2012-10-03 04:19:56 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-10-03 04:20:48 PM
Wow, he actually managed to get the smell of desperation into a tweet.
 
2012-10-03 04:21:02 PM
Only black women use birth control or get raped
 
2012-10-03 04:22:18 PM
well, assume the picture worked.
 
2012-10-03 04:22:55 PM

what_now: Vodka Zombie: what_now: HighOnCraic: Because there are absolutely no pro-choice white women. . .

`Oh dear,' says what_now, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

We know you only pretend to be pro-choice in order to pick up men.

Admit it.

This is true. I get their magic seed and then collect the babies. I eat baby. It's delicious.


Baby. Tender. Savory.
 
2012-10-03 04:23:17 PM
We get it, HE'S BLACK!!!



We got it in 2008!!! If we didn't care then, we sure as hell care less now!!!
 
2012-10-03 04:24:02 PM
img142.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-03 04:25:01 PM
Meanwhile with the GOP stance on women...

lolpie.com
 
2012-10-03 04:25:45 PM
Also: John Hawkins? That fat, worthless turd again? He is a serious waste of oxygen. I really hope Obama gets those death panels running soon, so we can remove this burden on society once and for all!
 
2012-10-03 04:25:53 PM
Because neither of them are Muslim?
 
2012-10-03 04:26:14 PM
Professional Blogger Amateur troll and Romney Campaign contributor

FTFY,subby.
 
2012-10-03 04:26:24 PM
That's pretty farking racist of Obama.
 
2012-10-03 04:26:39 PM
This is the third (at least) link today to a far-left dismissal of the "bombshell" Obama video.

I'm beginning to smell butthurt. Ewww.
 
2012-10-03 04:26:42 PM

what_now: well, assume the picture worked.



I don't even want to know what the wombats in spats were doing there.
 
2012-10-03 04:26:51 PM

cman: Wow, just wow

Our language, as massive as it may be, cannot clearly represent the stupidity of what this man said.


Meh. If you're feeling masochistic, you can familiarize yourself with his other published works. This is pretty much par for the course for him.
 
2012-10-03 04:27:46 PM
You know, I haven't even seen this video of Obama's supposed blackness, but I can imagine. The horror.
 
2012-10-03 04:28:21 PM
LOL WUT
 
2012-10-03 04:28:32 PM

i2.listal.com
RIP John Hawkes
 
2012-10-03 04:28:42 PM

Cletus C.: This is the third (at least) link today to a far-left dismissal of the "bombshell" Obama video.

I'm beginning to smell butthurt. Ewww.


The Romney campaign is now the "far-left"?
 
2012-10-03 04:28:47 PM

vernonFL: Haters gonna hate.


If that's michelle malkin, I'm not sure who to feel worse for.
 
2012-10-03 04:29:19 PM

Diogenes: I imagine that what John Hawkins knows about women could fit into one of his moob zit scars.


I'm eating lunch here you ass
 
2012-10-03 04:29:36 PM

what_now: This is literally the caption of this picture:
John Hawkins, right, with some cyber-floozy.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 04:30:51 PM

sweetmelissa31: A coherent thought expressed by John Hawkins is like a complete sex session with John Hawkins during which time he does not release a single fart.


goddamnitsomuch

*barf*
 
2012-10-03 04:31:12 PM
I really can't take five more weeks of this stupidity. Can we just get this farking election over with and send Romney off to buy a sports franchise already?
 
2012-10-03 04:32:58 PM

Jackson Herring: what_now: This is literally the caption of this picture:
John Hawkins, right, with some cyber-floozy.

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


THANK YOU!!
 
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