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(Yahoo)   Chick-fil-a president comes out in favor of men having multiple wives, concubines, and marrying your dead brother's wife. Marrying a dude, however, still not kosher   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 57
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2012-10-03 05:46:34 PM
35 votes:
These people talk about traditional marriage, but every time I offer them three cows and a goat for their 13 year old daughter, suddenly it's all "restraining order" this and "sex offender registry" that.
2012-10-03 04:00:34 PM
5 votes:
I'm glad to know that if I had killed a dude in Iraq, and then dragged his widow back to the States as a war trophy, that Chick-Fil-A would support my traditional marriage. 

Deuteronomy 21:11-13

New International Version (NIV)

if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.
2012-10-03 03:58:37 PM
5 votes:
>

David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

Biblical marriage. 200 foreskins for my daughter.
2012-10-03 02:55:52 PM
4 votes:
"Kosher"? I don't think that's his thing, submitter.
2012-10-03 07:08:57 PM
3 votes:
"Those who insist on believing that God invented marriage will have to write long papers explaining why HE and His son remain confirmed bachelors."

- Allan Sherman
2012-10-03 07:07:48 PM
3 votes:
Oblig.

www.janetober.com
2012-10-03 05:56:28 PM
3 votes:
OK, but am I allowed to enter a Chick-fil-a during my time of sickness? And once I am cleansed of my issue and have numbered myself seven days, to whom should I bring the two turtles or two young pigeons?
2012-10-03 05:47:16 PM
3 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

or daughters raping their father!


Father-Rapers! On the group W Bench?!
2012-10-03 04:36:32 PM
3 votes:

GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.


You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?
2012-10-03 03:57:54 PM
3 votes:
Don't forget about marrying your rapist!
2012-10-03 08:17:34 PM
2 votes:
Gay men make me gag. Particularly the well-endowed ones that like to shove their manhood deep down my throat.
2012-10-03 07:35:40 PM
2 votes:
*walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*
2012-10-03 07:09:08 PM
2 votes:
My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.

Solomon 5:4


SUPER GAY!
2012-10-03 06:42:57 PM
2 votes:

Amos Quito: GreatGlavinsGhost: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.

If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.


Yeah?

Ask Xatsuma about that some time.


I'd rather get into an edit war on Wikipedia.
2012-10-03 06:28:40 PM
2 votes:

martid4: This guy just cannot STFU. I hate religious chicken. KFC for me - Killer Farkin' Chicken!


THIS

signgenerator.kfccruelty.com
2012-10-03 06:20:02 PM
2 votes:
This guy just cannot STFU. I hate religious chicken. KFC for me - Killer Farkin' Chicken!
2012-10-03 06:18:25 PM
2 votes:

happydude45: Submitter comes out as lying cocksucker



fashionablygeek.com

Religion is like this hat.
2012-10-03 06:10:46 PM
2 votes:

RDean: Spin the story anyway you want. Those who read more than your headline know what he really said.


This.

Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy voiced his support for "Biblical families" in one of his first interviews since his earlier comments caused controversy regarding gay marriage.
Cathy told Atlanta TV station WXIA in an interview released Wednesday that families are important to "those of us who are concerned about being able to hang on to our heritage. If gay marriage is legalized, our heritage will be ripped from us and destroyed. If you were an Italian-American before, with a rich heritage from that culture, it's gone. You'll just be a gay-American. If you were an Irish-American, poof. Gay-American. Even the native Americans will be forced to leave their reservations and move to Fire Island. It will not be possible to hang on to our heritage in such a world."
2012-10-03 06:08:47 PM
2 votes:

Amos Quito: vernonFL: >

David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

Biblical marriage. 200 foreskins for my daughter.


Actually it was only 100.

The dude asked for 200, but that David knew how to drive a hard bargain.


And so the Jews crowned him their king!

/yeah, I went there
2012-10-03 05:52:23 PM
2 votes:
Thanks for reminding me I haven't had Chik-Fil-A in a while, subs. Gonna have to remedy that in the morning...
2012-10-03 05:50:51 PM
2 votes:
I'm in favor of consenting adults being able to do any of those things (or not do them if they'd rather not), and the government should have as much say in it as they do over how you pray or who you think about when masturbating (assuming they aren't the same thing - I won't judge).
2012-10-03 05:47:21 PM
2 votes:
Marrying a dude, however, still not kosher
So, no chik-fil-a-tio!
2012-10-03 09:50:01 PM
1 votes:

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]


You have to be Christian to eat at CFA? Damnit!
2012-10-03 09:29:17 PM
1 votes:
Liberals don't like strong Christians or strong white males. They absolutely hate it.
2012-10-03 08:50:34 PM
1 votes:

flamingboard: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]

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These are things that happened in the Bible, not things that it endorses. Man you people try really hard to not believe the obvious. Science will never explain how existence came into being; we won't be able to observe an effect without a cause. There is an original cause, and no amount of being mad at it will make it go away.
2012-10-03 08:40:47 PM
1 votes:

Jello Fever: or daughters raping their father!

Genesis 19:

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.
31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth.
32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father."
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I slept with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father."
35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab[g]; he is the father of the Moabites of today.
38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[h]; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.

This, by the way, is about five minutes after God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for teh buttsex.



Is it available on DVD?
2012-10-03 08:27:35 PM
1 votes:
El Pollo Loco is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
2012-10-03 08:11:54 PM
1 votes:

LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Hey! Hello everyone! I just want to emphasize in bold text that I'm a Christian! Does everyone hear me? I'm out here on the street corner, proclaiming that I'm a Christian! Make sure everyone knows I'm Christian!"

*closes door*


Matthew 6:5
2012-10-03 07:46:48 PM
1 votes:
img803.imageshack.us
2012-10-03 07:01:00 PM
1 votes:

austin_millbarge: GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

Except Romney is part of the Mormon church of Latter Day Saints, which does not subscribe to the practice of polygamy.


...which they only did because Utah would not be accepted into the Union otherwise.
2012-10-03 06:58:05 PM
1 votes:
so if it's a free country (right?) and if you don't agree with this person you don't have to buy his products (right?) Why the big stink over abortion? If you don't agree with it then, don't have one (right?). How can that be right in one place and not in another (right?). Not the same thing but same concept, just different places.
Whew! Glad I saw that one comin'!
*retires to Barcolounger to see fireworks*
2012-10-03 06:51:09 PM
1 votes:
s10.postimage.org
2012-10-03 06:50:18 PM
1 votes:
The more the CEO says about the subject, the more liberals point out his bigotry, the more bigots support his restaurant by eatting there, the more the bigots get fat and die.

Sounds good to me.
2012-10-03 06:49:27 PM
1 votes:
What a bunch of typical online hypocrites. You allow your tax dollars to be used to kill brown people overseas, imprison people unfairly in your home land for laws you deem unjust and provide paychecks for political leaders that sell out your country for their personal gain. You do nothing about this. A man who speaks his mind based on his personal religious beliefs? Off with his head! Off with all their heads, for their holy book is outdated and not to your liking! Wankers, the lot of you. Godless wankers. You deserve the low quality fast food fare that KFC delivers.
2012-10-03 06:46:47 PM
1 votes:
How cute. They're hoping for another one-day bump in sales that they're not going to get.
2012-10-03 06:46:23 PM
1 votes:
mimg.ugo.com
Approves.
2012-10-03 06:34:20 PM
1 votes:

Itstoearly: GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

So... vote for the devout atheist Obama?


How can you not know he's a muslin?
2012-10-03 06:19:12 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.


They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?
2012-10-03 06:13:14 PM
1 votes:
About a year and a half ago I was in a sales training meeting doing some roleplaying. The person who ran the training gave a what if question to one guy. He and the trainer were both very very religious. He answered the question with the question "Do you believe in God?" I protested that answer saying that while they may find it hard to believe, not everyone is a christian, and that question could not only offend someone, but could result in he, our trainer and the company all getting sued. I ended my statement by saying that when it comes to business, religion and politics MUST be left at the door.

This mess with Chick-fil-a is a prime example. I haven't had their food in months because my wife has a gay brother and is all for gay rights. I honestly couldn't give a damn. Not anti-gay marriage, I just don't think we should punish them by allowing them to get married.
2012-10-03 06:10:56 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us

They had multiple porcupines?
2012-10-03 06:09:52 PM
1 votes:

traylor: Jon iz teh kewl: what about the marriage between Aisha and child predator. that kosher enuf??

At least they were honest about it. Unlike the priest who raped his 13 year old daughter and then arranged her marriage with a 80 year old dude, and then made up the story of the divine conception.


say what you will. but i believe the Raelians were correct, when they said Aliens did it

narwhaler.com
2012-10-03 06:08:49 PM
1 votes:
Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New. And the New is clear: a 'Biblical marriage' is nearly a contradiction in terms, as Paul clearly says (I Corinthians 7...) marriage is only for folks who just can't control themselves. It is certainly not something a Christian should be promoting.
2012-10-03 06:05:45 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: >

David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

Biblical marriage. 200 foreskins for my daughter.



Actually it was only 100.

The dude asked for 200, but that David knew how to drive a hard bargain.
2012-10-03 06:03:01 PM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: what about the marriage between Aisha and child predator. that kosher enuf??


At least they were honest about it. Unlike the priest who raped his 13 year old daughter and then arranged her marriage with a 80 year old dude, and then made up the story of the divine conception.
2012-10-03 06:02:50 PM
1 votes:
I support his decision. If those are his values, he should stand up for them, and not let a bunch of know-nothings coerce him into going along with what's popular. "Freedom" means we don' have to all think the same thing, or even accept each other. That's why it's called "freedom" and not conformity.
2012-10-03 06:01:07 PM
1 votes:
families are important to "those of us who are concerned about being able to hang on to our heritage."

Nobody's telling to to go get married to a dude, you farking moron.
2012-10-03 06:00:28 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.



Romney will legalize polygamy, convert the nation to Mormonism, and save poor little helpless Israel from Iran.

Then we can all have artificially sweetened caffeine-free soda pop and a generous helping of green JELL-O.

ROMNEY!
2012-10-03 05:59:11 PM
1 votes:
Funny how all Bible thumpers have never actually read it.
2012-10-03 05:53:29 PM
1 votes:
He also supports rape victims being forced to marry their attackers, provided the rapist forks over fifty shekels.

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2012-10-03 05:52:32 PM
1 votes:
Buthurt as far to the left as the eye can see.
2012-10-03 05:49:41 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: Looks like I'm going to have to continue not eating there.


Food there tastes like shiat anyway. Nasty, greasy, salty hillbilly-chow.
2012-10-03 05:45:26 PM
1 votes:
Sigh. Tell me when an anti-gay marriage activist doesn't sound like a bigoted asshole who wants to legally enforce his private religious beliefs on the rest of the country. That would be news.
2012-10-03 05:45:24 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.

You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?

Chickens are not Biblical.


Cocks then?
2012-10-03 05:05:42 PM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.

You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?


Chickens are not Biblical.
2012-10-03 04:09:36 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: I'm glad to know that if I had killed a dude in Iraq, and then dragged his widow daughter back to the States as a war trophy, that Chick-Fil-A would support my traditional marriage. 

Deuteronomy 21:11-13

New International Version (NIV)

if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.


FTFY, and I like everything except the shaved head part. Can we get another new testament to edit that out?
2012-10-03 03:47:22 PM
1 votes:
This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.
2012-10-03 02:53:47 PM
1 votes:
Don't forget incest
 
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