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(Yahoo)   Chick-fil-a president comes out in favor of men having multiple wives, concubines, and marrying your dead brother's wife. Marrying a dude, however, still not kosher   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 99
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2012-10-03 05:46:34 PM
10 votes:
These people talk about traditional marriage, but every time I offer them three cows and a goat for their 13 year old daughter, suddenly it's all "restraining order" this and "sex offender registry" that.
2012-10-03 06:51:09 PM
8 votes:
s10.postimage.org
2012-10-03 05:45:26 PM
8 votes:
Sigh. Tell me when an anti-gay marriage activist doesn't sound like a bigoted asshole who wants to legally enforce his private religious beliefs on the rest of the country. That would be news.
2012-10-03 04:34:21 PM
7 votes:
Looks like I'm going to have to continue not eating there.
2012-10-03 04:00:34 PM
7 votes:
I'm glad to know that if I had killed a dude in Iraq, and then dragged his widow back to the States as a war trophy, that Chick-Fil-A would support my traditional marriage. 

Deuteronomy 21:11-13

New International Version (NIV)

if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.
2012-10-03 03:58:37 PM
7 votes:
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David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

Biblical marriage. 200 foreskins for my daughter.
2012-10-03 07:16:28 PM
6 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Jesus H Christ!

DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???


Plenty of us do, but you don't hear much about the Christians who don't spend every waking hour obsessing over gay marriage. Some of us are even support it. You don't hear about the Christians who aren't giant attention whores because they're too busy actually following the teachings of Jesus: not being a dick to others, not making a spectacle of your faith, that sort of thing. So yes, there are plenty out there, they just don't get press because they don't get ratings.
2012-10-03 06:50:48 PM
5 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: Cuchulane: Heritage is the new buzzword


[img5.imageshack.us image 850x345]

I was wondering if there was a reason he used that word ...


www.xcergy.com
2012-10-03 06:31:20 PM
5 votes:

Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.
2012-10-03 06:06:03 PM
5 votes:

sodomizer: I support his decision. If those are his values, he should stand up for them, and not let a bunch of know-nothings coerce him into going along with what's popular. "Freedom" means we don' have to all think the same thing, or even accept each other. That's why it's called "freedom" and not conformity.


Funny thing about freedom is that it goes both ways. They have the right to be bigoted morons, but they don't have the right to deny freedom to others -- which is exactly what they're trying to do. I don't know what it is about homosexuality that just drives them around the bend like this.

They say, "you can be with whomever you wish" while actively preventing couples from getting married and denying spousal benefits for starters.
2012-10-03 03:47:22 PM
5 votes:
This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.
2012-10-03 06:52:23 PM
4 votes:

sodomizer: I support his decision. If those are his values, he should stand up for them, and not let a bunch of know-nothings coerce him into going along with what's popular. "Freedom" means we don' have to all think the same thing, or even accept each other. That's why it's called "freedom" and not conformity.


If they were not actively going out of their way to deny freedom to others, nobody would give a shiat about this. Unfortunately, they ARE going out of their way to deny freedom to others, so you can take your hypocrisy and shove it.
2012-10-03 06:01:07 PM
4 votes:
families are important to "those of us who are concerned about being able to hang on to our heritage."

Nobody's telling to to go get married to a dude, you farking moron.
2012-10-03 05:59:11 PM
4 votes:
Funny how all Bible thumpers have never actually read it.
2012-10-03 03:57:54 PM
4 votes:
Don't forget about marrying your rapist!
2012-10-03 07:22:16 PM
3 votes:

soporific: Lionel Mandrake: Jesus H Christ!

DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???

Plenty of us do, but you don't hear much about the Christians who don't spend every waking hour obsessing over gay marriage. Some of us are even support it. You don't hear about the Christians who aren't giant attention whores because they're too busy actually following the teachings of Jesus: not being a dick to others, not making a spectacle of your faith, that sort of thing. So yes, there are plenty out there, they just don't get press because they don't get ratings.


I [heart] you. (And Christians like you.)
2012-10-03 07:08:57 PM
3 votes:
"Those who insist on believing that God invented marriage will have to write long papers explaining why HE and His son remain confirmed bachelors."

- Allan Sherman
2012-10-03 07:01:00 PM
3 votes:

austin_millbarge: GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

Except Romney is part of the Mormon church of Latter Day Saints, which does not subscribe to the practice of polygamy.


...which they only did because Utah would not be accepted into the Union otherwise.
2012-10-03 06:58:05 PM
3 votes:
so if it's a free country (right?) and if you don't agree with this person you don't have to buy his products (right?) Why the big stink over abortion? If you don't agree with it then, don't have one (right?). How can that be right in one place and not in another (right?). Not the same thing but same concept, just different places.
Whew! Glad I saw that one comin'!
*retires to Barcolounger to see fireworks*
2012-10-03 06:50:18 PM
3 votes:
The more the CEO says about the subject, the more liberals point out his bigotry, the more bigots support his restaurant by eatting there, the more the bigots get fat and die.

Sounds good to me.
2012-10-03 06:24:25 PM
3 votes:

Great Janitor: Not anti-gay marriage, I just don't think we should punish them by allowing them to get married.


What an example of not punishing people by allowing them to get married may look like:
www.glad.org
"Healey cited the case of a military veteran who has asked that he and his same-sex spouse be buried in a veterans' cemetery when they die, a privilege offered other married veterans. She said the state has decided to authorize the burial, even though it risks losing federal money for doing so.
"Why? Because it's the right thing to do," she said. "We are now subject to forfeiture and lose of funds."
2012-10-03 06:08:00 PM
3 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: You people need to let it go... just don't farking eat there if it bothers you. Damn.

... their food sucks anyway.


Nobody is campaigning to take away the man's right to publicize his dumbassery. And it's not like he said something stupid 10 years ago and people are still talking about it like it was yesterday. He keeps opening his mouth and dropping these turds of fake folksy wisdom. And people are rightly mocking him for it. Big deal.
2012-10-03 06:02:50 PM
3 votes:
I support his decision. If those are his values, he should stand up for them, and not let a bunch of know-nothings coerce him into going along with what's popular. "Freedom" means we don' have to all think the same thing, or even accept each other. That's why it's called "freedom" and not conformity.
2012-10-03 05:56:40 PM
3 votes:
Cathy, we get it. You're bigoted and ignorant.
2012-10-03 05:49:41 PM
3 votes:

Cythraul: Looks like I'm going to have to continue not eating there.


Food there tastes like shiat anyway. Nasty, greasy, salty hillbilly-chow.
2012-10-03 02:57:42 PM
3 votes:
Fark off, Cathy.
2012-10-03 11:52:33 PM
2 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: LeglessDog: Lionel Mandrake: LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*

Criticizing one guy = Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk?

I think you're a bit over-sensitive.

Really? People are making generalizations claiming it is "Christian" to support incest and polygamy, and sexual slavery--and you feel I'm "over-sensitive" to take offense?

GFY

When it's right there in the Bible, don't get upset when people point it out.


Pretty much. It's also important to remember that many Christians are in fact pro-gay-marriage. These are the ones whose take-home message from their church is about love, acceptance and being neighbourly. It's the Christians who insist Jesus' central point was "all those arse-bandits should be nailed to a tree" that I have a problem with.
2012-10-03 08:39:27 PM
2 votes:

Jello Fever: or daughters raping their father!

Genesis 19:

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.
31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth.
32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father."
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I slept with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father."
35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab[g]; he is the father of the Moabites of today.
38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[h]; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.

This, by the way, is about five minutes after God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for teh buttsex.


Which God did shortly after the lusty mob turned down the righteous Lot's offer to take his virgin daughters instead of the strangers

Butt sex = bad
Offering up your young daughters for gang rape = righteous
2012-10-03 07:08:32 PM
2 votes:

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]


As someone who served 132 families this morning at the food pantry staffed by more gays and pagans than straight Christians, I'm really getting a kick....

/the Christians who run the associated community center are totes cool
//the seniors oohed and aahed over labgrrl's and my same sex wedding pictures
2012-10-03 07:07:48 PM
2 votes:
Oblig.

www.janetober.com
2012-10-03 06:53:36 PM
2 votes:

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]


Well, duh, there aren't any cameras at the food banks except at Thanksgiving.
2012-10-03 06:53:34 PM
2 votes:

KrispyKritter: What a bunch of typical online hypocrites. You allow your tax dollars to be used to kill brown people overseas, imprison people unfairly in your home land for laws you deem unjust and provide paychecks for political leaders that sell out your country for their personal gain. You do nothing about this. A man who speaks his mind based on his personal religious beliefs? Off with his head! Off with all their heads, for their holy book is outdated and not to your liking! Wankers, the lot of you. Godless wankers. You deserve the low quality fast food fare that KFC delivers.


THIS - is a proper shaming of alot of you posting here. Well said!
2012-10-03 06:49:27 PM
2 votes:
What a bunch of typical online hypocrites. You allow your tax dollars to be used to kill brown people overseas, imprison people unfairly in your home land for laws you deem unjust and provide paychecks for political leaders that sell out your country for their personal gain. You do nothing about this. A man who speaks his mind based on his personal religious beliefs? Off with his head! Off with all their heads, for their holy book is outdated and not to your liking! Wankers, the lot of you. Godless wankers. You deserve the low quality fast food fare that KFC delivers.
2012-10-03 06:42:57 PM
2 votes:

Amos Quito: GreatGlavinsGhost: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.

If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.


Yeah?

Ask Xatsuma about that some time.


I'd rather get into an edit war on Wikipedia.
2012-10-03 06:39:55 PM
2 votes:
Jesus H Christ!

DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???
2012-10-03 06:33:34 PM
2 votes:

MrEricSir: Funny how all Bible thumpers have never actually read it.


Bible HUMPERS, not thumpers, and that clarification also explains the latter part of your statement: they don't read it because the pages are stuck together.
2012-10-03 06:13:53 PM
2 votes:

MrEricSir: Funny how all Bible thumpers have never actually read it.


They read the parts they're told to read.

Or at least pretend to follow along with their finger while the preacher tells them what it says.
2012-10-03 06:08:49 PM
2 votes:
Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New. And the New is clear: a 'Biblical marriage' is nearly a contradiction in terms, as Paul clearly says (I Corinthians 7...) marriage is only for folks who just can't control themselves. It is certainly not something a Christian should be promoting.
2012-10-03 05:55:03 PM
2 votes:

Nabb1: "Kosher"? I don't think that's his thing, submitter.



Might as well be.

All of the above is Old Testament groovy.
2012-10-03 05:50:51 PM
2 votes:
I'm in favor of consenting adults being able to do any of those things (or not do them if they'd rather not), and the government should have as much say in it as they do over how you pray or who you think about when masturbating (assuming they aren't the same thing - I won't judge).
2012-10-03 04:07:47 PM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!


or daughters raping their father!
2012-10-04 02:15:37 AM
1 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: When it's right there in the Bible, don't get upset when people point it out.


THIS

UHC2005: DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???


No, they just shove it down other people's throats.

UHC2005: This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you


You just don't understand God's plan. *complicated apologetics explaining why that doesn't mean what you think it means and why Jeebus really wants you to hate homos and darkies*
2012-10-04 02:01:17 AM
1 votes:

I drunk what: just for the record, i refer to followers of Christ as "Christians", when i'm not sure and for the sake of argument i'll use the lower case c, and for the ones that claim to be but aren't fooling IDW, as "xians"


Hey, everybody, I drunk what is the authority on who is and isn't a Christian! Think we ought to let the pope know?
2012-10-04 01:54:10 AM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New. And the New is clear: a 'Biblical marriage' is nearly a contradiction in terms, as Paul clearly says (I Corinthians 7...) marriage is only for folks who just can't control themselves. It is certainly not something a Christian should be promoting.


And yet Jesus said otherwise. If we're going to talk about one part of the Bible trumping another part, then perhaps Jesus > Paul > Old Testament
2012-10-04 01:37:02 AM
1 votes:

soporific: Lionel Mandrake: Jesus H Christ!

DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???

Plenty of us do, but you don't hear much about the Christians who don't spend every waking hour obsessing over gay marriage. Some of us are even support it. You don't hear about the Christians who aren't giant attention whores because they're too busy actually following the teachings of Jesus: not being a dick to others, not making a spectacle of your faith, that sort of thing. So yes, there are plenty out there, they just don't get press because they don't get ratings.


If you were as common as you say you were, these issues wouldn't be defeated on ballots regularly. Though the fact that we even have to vote on "Do homosexuals deserve the same civil rights as everyone else?" is mind boggling, and shouldn't even be a thing.
2012-10-03 11:44:06 PM
1 votes:

LeglessDog: Lionel Mandrake: LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*

Criticizing one guy = Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk?

I think you're a bit over-sensitive.

Really? People are making generalizations claiming it is "Christian" to support incest and polygamy, and sexual slavery--and you feel I'm "over-sensitive" to take offense?

GFY


When it's right there in the Bible, don't get upset when people point it out.
2012-10-03 11:35:01 PM
1 votes:

TechieZero: Who cares? Its his biz...he has a right to say anything he wants. Free speech is free. Tired of seeing this story. All it does is make this guy sell more chicken, if thats what you want Subby, more power to ya.


It's not a free speech issue, farknut, and it's getting tiring hearing you idiots say it is.

Cathy can say whatever dipshiat thing he wants, and we can say whatever we want about what he says. The problem people had was Cathy donating money to known hate groups that actively try to prevent gay people from enjoying the same rights everyone else does.
2012-10-03 09:29:17 PM
1 votes:
Liberals don't like strong Christians or strong white males. They absolutely hate it.
2012-10-03 08:50:34 PM
1 votes:

flamingboard: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]

[i.imgur.com image 640x480]


These are things that happened in the Bible, not things that it endorses. Man you people try really hard to not believe the obvious. Science will never explain how existence came into being; we won't be able to observe an effect without a cause. There is an original cause, and no amount of being mad at it will make it go away.
2012-10-03 08:35:20 PM
1 votes:
or daughters raping their father!

Genesis 19:

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.
31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth.
32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father."
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I slept with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father."
35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab[g]; he is the father of the Moabites of today.
38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[h]; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.

This, by the way, is about five minutes after God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for teh buttsex.
2012-10-03 08:26:57 PM
1 votes:

UHC2005: Lionel Mandrake: Jesus H Christ!

DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???

Well when fundies think that the only two books in the Bible are Leviticus and Revelation, they miss this:

This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. - John 15:12


I just wish there was simple guide to what part of the Bible needs to be taken so seriously that they must be enshrined in secular law, thus forcing non-Judeo-Christians to follow them, and which parts we can pretend don't exist. These are often found back to back in the Bible, and I, for the life of me, can't decide whether it's worse to eat shellfish or have sex with another man.

Apparently, it's self-evident to some that God was totally serious about the gay sex part - He commands that you die for such a thing! And if enough people are doing it or tolerate it, he'll wipe out entire cities! But apparently God was all like "Don't eat shellfish!! Y'know...if you feel like it. Or go ahead, I don't really care...it's not really a big deal."
2012-10-03 08:12:16 PM
1 votes:

BishopHatto: Jacob and Rachel and Leah, not Jacob and Michael!


FTFY
2012-10-03 08:12:00 PM
1 votes:

LeglessDog: Lionel Mandrake: LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*

Criticizing one guy = Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk?

I think you're a bit over-sensitive.

Really? People are making generalizations claiming it is "Christian" to support incest and polygamy, and sexual slavery--and you feel I'm "over-sensitive" to take offense?

GFY


GFM? That's not very Christian of you.

If you have a problem with what someone said, point it out to them, rather than pull out your extra-broad brush and declare a "Christian-bashing circle jerk"

That's just lazy
2012-10-03 08:11:54 PM
1 votes:

LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Hey! Hello everyone! I just want to emphasize in bold text that I'm a Christian! Does everyone hear me? I'm out here on the street corner, proclaiming that I'm a Christian! Make sure everyone knows I'm Christian!"

*closes door*


Matthew 6:5
2012-10-03 08:11:23 PM
1 votes:

Lone Stranger: My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.

Solomon 5:4


This is what pisses me off about people who quote scripture: if you look at all the various translations for Sol 5:4, you find that it was variously bowels, hearts or feelings that were moved. Not very exact. And how different are the English from Old German/Latin translations from the Original (Ancient Hebrew or Aramaic?) And this is just one fairly trivial passage - what about all the other more important passages and their translations.

If you learn your sociopolitical skills from xenophobic bronze-age desert death cults, nothing good can come of it except, apparently, art and music, and you have to wait, apparently, 3,000 years for that.
2012-10-03 07:58:13 PM
1 votes:

LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*


Criticizing one guy = Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk?

I think you're a bit over-sensitive.
2012-10-03 07:46:48 PM
1 votes:
img803.imageshack.us
2012-10-03 07:41:41 PM
1 votes:
They still give money to hate groups.
2012-10-03 07:35:40 PM
1 votes:
*walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*
2012-10-03 07:25:05 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


/Be glad they're not flying planes into buildings like xslamics


I believe X is shorthand for Christos which is the Greek word for Christ. Hence Xmas and Xtian are the same as Christmas and christian. Seeing as how that it's saying the same thing in shorthand i don't understand the uproar of taking Christ outta ..., when that's exactly what it means with less characters.
2012-10-03 07:15:31 PM
1 votes:

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]


I realize that one anecdote is not enough to counter your (admittedly funny) meme-pic, but a good friend of mine is a member of a well-known megachurch and they regularly organize food drives and volunteer at soup kitchens.
2012-10-03 07:10:48 PM
1 votes:

Itstoearly: Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]

I assume you help out at food banks and homeless shelters often enough to confirm this? No? Didn't think so.


As someone who has worked at many of both for a number of years - I have NEVER seen volunteers lined up to help, no matter religion or lack thereof :(
2012-10-03 07:05:15 PM
1 votes:

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]


I assume you help out at food banks and homeless shelters often enough to confirm this? No? Didn't think so.
2012-10-03 07:04:43 PM
1 votes:

IlGreven: austin_millbarge: GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

Except Romney is part of the Mormon church of Latter Day Saints, which does not subscribe to the practice of polygamy.

...which they only did because Utah would not be accepted into the Union otherwise.


People seem to forget this little tidbit. Inside the church, it is conveniently referred to as "revelation", but it was really the government telling them to knock it off. Joseph Smith started the church to gain money, power, and women. The polygamy stuck around for the benefit of the ones at the top and not, as they have stated, to repopulate after the trek out West.
2012-10-03 06:50:18 PM
1 votes:
For being so anti-gay, they sure do love serving cock sandwiches on a regular basis.
2012-10-03 06:46:47 PM
1 votes:
How cute. They're hoping for another one-day bump in sales that they're not going to get.
2012-10-03 06:46:35 PM
1 votes:
Heritage is the new buzzword


img5.imageshack.us
2012-10-03 06:42:16 PM
1 votes:

Beeblebrox: GreatGlavinsGhost: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.

If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.

Thanks. You beat me to it..


You're welcome. I am constantly amazed at how ignant some people are about their own religion.
2012-10-03 06:40:56 PM
1 votes:

austin_millbarge: GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

Except Romney is part of the Mormon church of Latter Day Saints, which does not subscribe to has been forced by the US government to abstain from the practice of polygamy until it shall be restored at some future date.

/not voting for Romney
//prefer when people speak factually



Same here.
2012-10-03 06:36:36 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.


Except Romney is part of the Mormon church of Latter Day Saints, which does not subscribe to the practice of polygamy.

/not voting for Romney
//prefer when people speak factually
2012-10-03 06:33:04 PM
1 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.

If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.


Thanks. You beat me to it..
2012-10-03 06:29:21 PM
1 votes:
Slow news day?
2012-10-03 06:28:40 PM
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martid4: This guy just cannot STFU. I hate religious chicken. KFC for me - Killer Farkin' Chicken!


THIS

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2012-10-03 06:26:12 PM
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Who cares? Its his biz...he has a right to say anything he wants. Free speech is free. Tired of seeing this story. All it does is make this guy sell more chicken, if thats what you want Subby, more power to ya.
2012-10-03 06:24:22 PM
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Religion was invented by the men of the tribe
As a way to rule women, and control the sex drive
2012-10-03 06:20:02 PM
1 votes:
This guy just cannot STFU. I hate religious chicken. KFC for me - Killer Farkin' Chicken!
2012-10-03 06:19:12 PM
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AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.


They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?
2012-10-03 06:18:15 PM
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GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.


So... vote for the devout atheist Obama?
2012-10-03 06:13:14 PM
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About a year and a half ago I was in a sales training meeting doing some roleplaying. The person who ran the training gave a what if question to one guy. He and the trainer were both very very religious. He answered the question with the question "Do you believe in God?" I protested that answer saying that while they may find it hard to believe, not everyone is a christian, and that question could not only offend someone, but could result in he, our trainer and the company all getting sued. I ended my statement by saying that when it comes to business, religion and politics MUST be left at the door.

This mess with Chick-fil-a is a prime example. I haven't had their food in months because my wife has a gay brother and is all for gay rights. I honestly couldn't give a damn. Not anti-gay marriage, I just don't think we should punish them by allowing them to get married.
2012-10-03 06:11:00 PM
1 votes:
Submitter comes out as lying cocksucker
2012-10-03 06:03:15 PM
1 votes:
Spin the story anyway you want. Those who read more than your headline know what he really said.
2012-10-03 06:03:01 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl: what about the marriage between Aisha and child predator. that kosher enuf??


At least they were honest about it. Unlike the priest who raped his 13 year old daughter and then arranged her marriage with a 80 year old dude, and then made up the story of the divine conception.
2012-10-03 06:01:25 PM
1 votes:
Glad I'll never eat there again.
2012-10-03 05:59:08 PM
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He's just setting up Chick-fil-a for a huge lawsuit in states where sexual orientation is a protected status. The dud needs to step down from his position.
2012-10-03 05:58:33 PM
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The CEO can have whatever outdated, ignorant beliefs he wants. My big concern has and will be if the company is actively supporting charities that support the legalized murder of someone based upon their sexual orientation. As long as they aren't giving money to those asshats anymore, I'm fine.
2012-10-03 05:56:28 PM
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OK, but am I allowed to enter a Chick-fil-a during my time of sickness? And once I am cleansed of my issue and have numbered myself seven days, to whom should I bring the two turtles or two young pigeons?
2012-10-03 05:53:29 PM
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He also supports rape victims being forced to marry their attackers, provided the rapist forks over fifty shekels.

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2012-10-03 05:52:23 PM
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Thanks for reminding me I haven't had Chik-Fil-A in a while, subs. Gonna have to remedy that in the morning...
2012-10-03 05:49:47 PM
1 votes:
shiatty chicken sandwiches. Don't give a fark about the controversy.
2012-10-03 05:48:59 PM
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t3knomanser: These people talk about traditional marriage, but every time I offer them three cows and a goat for their 13 year old daughter, suddenly it's all "restraining order" this and "sex offender registry" that.


"we called her mary cause we thought she'd get married"
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2012-10-03 05:47:33 PM
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Damn good chicken. Don't give a fark about the controversy.
2012-10-03 05:47:16 PM
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FirstNationalBastard: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

or daughters raping their father!


Father-Rapers! On the group W Bench?!
2012-10-03 05:45:24 PM
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GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.

You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?

Chickens are not Biblical.


Cocks then?
2012-10-03 04:55:06 PM
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Hey, if we started with Adam and Eve, there had to be A LOT o' incest in those original Biblical marriages. You totally want your sister, don't you Chick-fil-A dude?
2012-10-03 04:36:32 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.


You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?
2012-10-03 04:11:02 PM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!


Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.
2012-10-03 04:09:36 PM
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Sgt Otter: I'm glad to know that if I had killed a dude in Iraq, and then dragged his widow daughter back to the States as a war trophy, that Chick-Fil-A would support my traditional marriage. 

Deuteronomy 21:11-13

New International Version (NIV)

if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.


FTFY, and I like everything except the shaved head part. Can we get another new testament to edit that out?
2012-10-03 02:55:52 PM
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"Kosher"? I don't think that's his thing, submitter.
2012-10-03 02:53:47 PM
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Don't forget incest
 
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