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2012-10-03 08:06:18 PM

Lionel Mandrake: LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*

Criticizing one guy = Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk?

I think you're a bit over-sensitive.


Really? People are making generalizations claiming it is "Christian" to support incest and polygamy, and sexual slavery--and you feel I'm "over-sensitive" to take offense?

GFY
 
2012-10-03 08:10:09 PM

Cuchulane: [img803.imageshack.us image 640x467]


gothamist.com
 
2012-10-03 08:10:53 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: You people need to let it go... just don't farking eat there if it bothers you. Damn.

... their food sucks anyway.


i1121.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-03 08:11:23 PM

Lone Stranger: My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.

Solomon 5:4


This is what pisses me off about people who quote scripture: if you look at all the various translations for Sol 5:4, you find that it was variously bowels, hearts or feelings that were moved. Not very exact. And how different are the English from Old German/Latin translations from the Original (Ancient Hebrew or Aramaic?) And this is just one fairly trivial passage - what about all the other more important passages and their translations.

If you learn your sociopolitical skills from xenophobic bronze-age desert death cults, nothing good can come of it except, apparently, art and music, and you have to wait, apparently, 3,000 years for that.
 
2012-10-03 08:11:34 PM

Amos Quito: Indubitably: hutchkc: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


/Be glad they're not flying planes into buildings like xslamics

I believe X is shorthand for Christos which is the Greek word for Christ. Hence Xmas and Xtian are the same as Christmas and christian. Seeing as how that it's saying the same thing in shorthand i don't understand the uproar of taking Christ outta ..., when that's exactly what it means with less characters.

Overly-sensitive Xtians sure are whiny lately, no?


Not any more than the Xews or the Xlamics. 


/No sacred cows


I dunno - the Mohammedans have been a bit whinier lately.

www.examiner.com
 
2012-10-03 08:11:46 PM
It makes perfect sense that it should be perfectly acceptable for a man to marry as many women as he wishes, but should be forbidden absolutely from marrying a man, all the while women can marry one man and only one man.

If women could marry women, they would not be able to conceive children without a man. Obviously immoral.
If men could marry men, the would not be able to conceive children without a woman. Obviously an abomination.
If women could marry more than one man, she'd be a dirty whore and the diseases she would spread could bring the entire species to the brink of extinction.
 
2012-10-03 08:11:53 PM

LeglessDog: Indubitably: LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*

Great response, Xtian.

Typical hide-your-head-in-sand-from-conflicting-schema shiat, man.


The Bible was written by men--not God, himself. While I draw inspiration and guidance from The Bible, it is not a "Constitution" for my relationship with God.

That being said, your bias is obvious--and I don't worry myself with appeasing those who try to measure my personal faith with meters, ounces, and liters.


I never asked you to appease anything.

You?
 
2012-10-03 08:11:54 PM

LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Hey! Hello everyone! I just want to emphasize in bold text that I'm a Christian! Does everyone hear me? I'm out here on the street corner, proclaiming that I'm a Christian! Make sure everyone knows I'm Christian!"

*closes door*


Matthew 6:5
 
2012-10-03 08:12:00 PM

LeglessDog: Lionel Mandrake: LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*

Criticizing one guy = Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk?

I think you're a bit over-sensitive.

Really? People are making generalizations claiming it is "Christian" to support incest and polygamy, and sexual slavery--and you feel I'm "over-sensitive" to take offense?

GFY


GFM? That's not very Christian of you.

If you have a problem with what someone said, point it out to them, rather than pull out your extra-broad brush and declare a "Christian-bashing circle jerk"

That's just lazy
 
2012-10-03 08:12:16 PM

BishopHatto: Jacob and Rachel and Leah, not Jacob and Michael!


FTFY
 
2012-10-03 08:13:23 PM

Amos Quito: Indubitably: hutchkc: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


/Be glad they're not flying planes into buildings like xslamics

I believe X is shorthand for Christos which is the Greek word for Christ. Hence Xmas and Xtian are the same as Christmas and christian. Seeing as how that it's saying the same thing in shorthand i don't understand the uproar of taking Christ outta ..., when that's exactly what it means with less characters.

Overly-sensitive Xtians sure are whiny lately, no?


Not any more than the Xews or the Xlamics. 


/No sacred cows


I have none.

Wait, to be honest, I do: Respect all humans. Equity and community. Love...
 
2012-10-03 08:13:30 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: IlGreven: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Thanks for reminding me I haven't had Chik-Fil-A in a while, subs. Gonna have to remedy that in the morning...

Then you don't get to complain about where your tax dollars go, hypocrite.

Did you quote the wrong person? Because your response doesn't seem to have anything to do with me getting a chicken burrito for breakfast.


From statements made in previous threads, with the exception of Mike Huckabee's appreciation day, it appears you shouldn't have much of a wait for your sandwich.
 
2012-10-03 08:14:28 PM
Too much emphasis is focused on gay people and whether or not they should be able to have legally recognized marriages while too little attention is given to men who have to choose only a single woman to marry knowing full well that biatch is going to get fat, old and ugly far too early in life to make it unreasonable to expect to be able to marry some other broad at the same time.
 
2012-10-03 08:15:07 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Amos Quito: Indubitably: hutchkc: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


/Be glad they're not flying planes into buildings like xslamics

I believe X is shorthand for Christos which is the Greek word for Christ. Hence Xmas and Xtian are the same as Christmas and christian. Seeing as how that it's saying the same thing in shorthand i don't understand the uproar of taking Christ outta ..., when that's exactly what it means with less characters.

Overly-sensitive Xtians sure are whiny lately, no?


Not any more than the Xews or the Xlamics. 


/No sacred cows

I dunno - the Mohammedans have been a bit whinier lately.

[www.examiner.com image 300x224]


Peace, world.
 
2012-10-03 08:15:19 PM
Wives are like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're going to get. Which is why you should be legally able to marry an entire box full of biatches.
 
2012-10-03 08:16:28 PM
I've had sex with my left hand and my right hand, but you don't see me lobbying the government to marry both of them.
 
2012-10-03 08:17:27 PM

MrHappyRotter: Too much emphasis is focused on gay people and whether or not they should be able to have legally recognized marriages while too little attention is given to men who have to choose only a single woman to marry knowing full well that biatch is going to get fat, old and ugly far too early in life to make it unreasonable to expect to be able to marry some other broad at the same time.weed legalization

 
2012-10-03 08:17:34 PM
Gay men make me gag. Particularly the well-endowed ones that like to shove their manhood deep down my throat.
 
2012-10-03 08:18:25 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Jesus H Christ!

DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???


Well when fundies think that the only two books in the Bible are Leviticus and Revelation, they miss this:

This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. - John 15:12
 
2012-10-03 08:18:48 PM
Who cares what the man says.

The man made chicken biscuits. My God, man, chicken biscuits. Best breakfast food evar.

/chicken biscuit with egg and cheese is the only way to go.
 
2012-10-03 08:19:30 PM
so much for the "traditional family"
 
2012-10-03 08:19:48 PM

andyfromfl: Do you believe you're making a point? Do you believe that anybody thinks he's just shortening the word, and that it's the same with the same intent?


I do, and my brother is named Xopher, so I should know.
 
2012-10-03 08:23:20 PM

LeglessDog: "Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."


Oh, c'mon! There are 13 of us (one of us is the leader) and a girl named Mary (who's here mostly for fluffer duty). It's not Xian-Bashing, it's Xian-Based!

Bring on the wine and don't spare the rod, eh Mary?
 
2012-10-03 08:24:37 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 08:25:21 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Free Radical


Every church I have ever been to has had a food pantry. One had free bread every Sunday that people could just take if they wanted or needed.
 
2012-10-03 08:26:57 PM

UHC2005: Lionel Mandrake: Jesus H Christ!

DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???

Well when fundies think that the only two books in the Bible are Leviticus and Revelation, they miss this:

This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. - John 15:12


I just wish there was simple guide to what part of the Bible needs to be taken so seriously that they must be enshrined in secular law, thus forcing non-Judeo-Christians to follow them, and which parts we can pretend don't exist. These are often found back to back in the Bible, and I, for the life of me, can't decide whether it's worse to eat shellfish or have sex with another man.

Apparently, it's self-evident to some that God was totally serious about the gay sex part - He commands that you die for such a thing! And if enough people are doing it or tolerate it, he'll wipe out entire cities! But apparently God was all like "Don't eat shellfish!! Y'know...if you feel like it. Or go ahead, I don't really care...it's not really a big deal."
 
2012-10-03 08:27:35 PM
El Pollo Loco is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
 
2012-10-03 08:28:43 PM

gonegirl: Sigh. Tell me when an anti-gay marriage activist doesn't sound like a bigoted asshole who wants to legally enforce his private religious beliefs on the rest of the country. That would be news.


I'd be OK with any sort of marriage as long as there is no government nor legal involvement. Then you may marry your cat. Go for it!
 
2012-10-03 08:35:20 PM
or daughters raping their father!

Genesis 19:

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.
31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth.
32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father."
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I slept with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father."
35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab[g]; he is the father of the Moabites of today.
38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[h]; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.

This, by the way, is about five minutes after God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for teh buttsex.
 
2012-10-03 08:38:56 PM

Anonymocoso: El Pollo Loco is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.



BAH! Christian chicken competition!

2.bp.blogspot.com

/KFC is of the devil
 
2012-10-03 08:39:27 PM

Jello Fever: or daughters raping their father!

Genesis 19:

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.
31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth.
32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father."
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I slept with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father."
35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab[g]; he is the father of the Moabites of today.
38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[h]; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.

This, by the way, is about five minutes after God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for teh buttsex.


Which God did shortly after the lusty mob turned down the righteous Lot's offer to take his virgin daughters instead of the strangers

Butt sex = bad
Offering up your young daughters for gang rape = righteous
 
2012-10-03 08:40:47 PM

Jello Fever: or daughters raping their father!

Genesis 19:

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.
31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth.
32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father."
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I slept with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father."
35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab[g]; he is the father of the Moabites of today.
38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[h]; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.

This, by the way, is about five minutes after God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for teh buttsex.



Is it available on DVD?
 
2012-10-03 08:46:53 PM
Mr. Chicken has the right to his opinion, free speech and and all that. Using corporate profits to fund "beat the gay out of them" organizations isn't speech. It's been a decade or so since I read the Bible cover to cover (skimmed the begats) but I remember "judge not lest you be judged" being pretty important. I also remember a bit (one of Paul"s letters) being pretty explicit about the fact that persecuting sinners was unchristian and a sin. I remember this letter saying that persecution was a sin unless the perpetrators were supposed christians twisting the scriptures to fit their own unchristian ends. It seems that persecuting Mr. Chicken is the christian thing to do, according to the Bible, for anyone who has ever read it.
 
2012-10-03 08:50:34 PM

flamingboard: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]

[i.imgur.com image 640x480]


These are things that happened in the Bible, not things that it endorses. Man you people try really hard to not believe the obvious. Science will never explain how existence came into being; we won't be able to observe an effect without a cause. There is an original cause, and no amount of being mad at it will make it go away.
 
2012-10-03 08:50:47 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: How cute. They're hoping for another one-day bump in sales that they're not going to get.


They might if there was a CFA within 50 miles of my location. That stuff is crack!
 
2012-10-03 08:51:25 PM

MrHappyRotter: Gay men make me gag. Particularly the well-endowed ones that like to shove their manhood deep down my throat.


PUH-leese. You couldn't gag if you tried.

And they don't have to be straight.
 
2012-10-03 08:53:50 PM
Now I just need my wife to acquire some good looking slaves for our traditional marriage
 
2012-10-03 08:59:33 PM

LeglessDog: The Bible was written by men--not God, himself. While I draw inspiration and guidance from The Bible, it is not a "Constitution" for my relationship with God.


If that's true, then HEY, good for you.You may be one of the good believers who understand that your relationship with your god is between you two and shouldn't affect anybody else (or be affected by anybody else, depending on what your version of 'worship' entails).

For too many folks it IS a Constitution. Mr. Chik-philatio is one of those folks. So we give him shiat for his pre-1900 opinions that affect what should be purely a commercial transaction here in the 21st. He's almost literally standing in the Market Square propounding his piety for all to hear, which is also a no-no.
 
2012-10-03 09:01:46 PM

BishopHatto: Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

Joseph and Mary, not Joseph and Gary!

Jacob and Rachel, not Jacob and Michael!

Just kidding!


How 'bout Terry and Pat?
 
2012-10-03 09:18:22 PM

chatikh: MrHappyRotter: Gay men make me gag. Particularly the well-endowed ones that like to shove their manhood deep down my throat.

PUH-leese. You couldn't gag if you tried.

And they don't have to be straight.


Girlfriend, I will scratch your eyes out.
 
2012-10-03 09:20:00 PM

Aquapope: BishopHatto: Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

Joseph and Mary, not Joseph and Gary!

Jacob and Rachel, not Jacob and Michael!

Just kidding!

How 'bout Terry and Pat?


HELL NO!

But Sam and Lynn are OK
 
2012-10-03 09:24:48 PM
kah81.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-03 09:29:17 PM
Liberals don't like strong Christians or strong white males. They absolutely hate it.
 
2012-10-03 09:32:44 PM

gearsprocket: Liberals don't like strong Christians or strong white males. They absolutely hate it.


Labelers don't like strong minds, or strong peoples. They absolutely hate it.
 
2012-10-03 09:33:41 PM

Indubitably: gearsprocket: Liberals don't like strong Christians or strong white males. They absolutely hate it.

Labelers don't like strong minds, or strong peoples. They absolutely hate it.


Comma error. 

I did that unintentionally b/c my g-pa is dying right now.
 
2012-10-03 09:42:48 PM
Ah, good. Then those fake placemats I've been dropping by every week, with the various forms of Biblical marriage, are starting to have an effect. *cackles gleefully*
 
2012-10-03 09:47:13 PM

mod3072: BobDeluxe: I still don't care and I'm still going to eat the damn chicken!!!!

I still don't care, and I'm still going to maintain my 35 year streak of NOT eating their chicken, so THERE! My apathetic non-statement cancels out your apathetic non-statement.


Nope, because I care less! But thanks for playing.
 
2012-10-03 09:48:23 PM
Is it Chicken Pride Day again already?
 
2012-10-03 09:49:42 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: gearsprocket: Liberals don't like strong Christians or strong white males. They absolutely hate it.

Labelers don't like strong minds, or strong peoples. They absolutely hate it.

Comma error. 

I did that unintentionally b/c my g-pa is dying right now.


Apologies: dead at 7:20 Central.

;(
 
2012-10-03 09:50:01 PM

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]


You have to be Christian to eat at CFA? Damnit!
 
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