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(Yahoo)   Chick-fil-a president comes out in favor of men having multiple wives, concubines, and marrying your dead brother's wife. Marrying a dude, however, still not kosher   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 245
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2012-10-03 06:51:09 PM
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2012-10-03 06:51:19 PM
Wait...what's wrong with marrying my dead brothers wife?
 
2012-10-03 06:51:29 PM

Amos Quito: The dude asked for 200, but that David knew how to drive a hard bargain.


Duh! He's a Joo!

/probably already said and I didn't refresh
 
2012-10-03 06:52:23 PM

sodomizer: I support his decision. If those are his values, he should stand up for them, and not let a bunch of know-nothings coerce him into going along with what's popular. "Freedom" means we don' have to all think the same thing, or even accept each other. That's why it's called "freedom" and not conformity.


If they were not actively going out of their way to deny freedom to others, nobody would give a shiat about this. Unfortunately, they ARE going out of their way to deny freedom to others, so you can take your hypocrisy and shove it.
 
2012-10-03 06:52:34 PM

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]



Or anyone else for that matter.  Of course, sadly, many Christian churches actually run food banks and homeless shelters.
 
2012-10-03 06:53:34 PM

KrispyKritter: What a bunch of typical online hypocrites. You allow your tax dollars to be used to kill brown people overseas, imprison people unfairly in your home land for laws you deem unjust and provide paychecks for political leaders that sell out your country for their personal gain. You do nothing about this. A man who speaks his mind based on his personal religious beliefs? Off with his head! Off with all their heads, for their holy book is outdated and not to your liking! Wankers, the lot of you. Godless wankers. You deserve the low quality fast food fare that KFC delivers.


THIS - is a proper shaming of alot of you posting here. Well said!
 
2012-10-03 06:53:36 PM

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]


Well, duh, there aren't any cameras at the food banks except at Thanksgiving.
 
2012-10-03 06:55:47 PM
Foot in mouth. High five. Someone keep the guns away from him before he does something even more stupid.
 
2012-10-03 06:55:48 PM

KrispyKritter: What a bunch of typical online hypocrites. You allow your tax dollars to be used to kill brown people overseas, imprison people unfairly in your home land for laws you deem unjust and provide paychecks for political leaders that sell out your country for their personal gain. You do nothing about this. A man who speaks his mind based on his personal religious beliefs? Off with his head! Off with all their heads, for their holy book is outdated and not to your liking! Wankers, the lot of you. Godless wankers. You deserve the low quality fast food fare that KFC delivers.


CSB
 
2012-10-03 06:57:23 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Thanks for reminding me I haven't had Chik-Fil-A in a while, subs. Gonna have to remedy that in the morning...


Then you don't get to complain about where your tax dollars go, hypocrite.
 
2012-10-03 06:58:05 PM
so if it's a free country (right?) and if you don't agree with this person you don't have to buy his products (right?) Why the big stink over abortion? If you don't agree with it then, don't have one (right?). How can that be right in one place and not in another (right?). Not the same thing but same concept, just different places.
Whew! Glad I saw that one comin'!
*retires to Barcolounger to see fireworks*
 
2012-10-03 07:00:23 PM
I'll bet they use gay chickens.
 
2012-10-03 07:01:00 PM

austin_millbarge: GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

Except Romney is part of the Mormon church of Latter Day Saints, which does not subscribe to the practice of polygamy.


...which they only did because Utah would not be accepted into the Union otherwise.
 
2012-10-03 07:02:07 PM

KrispyKritter: What a bunch of typical online hypocrites. You allow your tax dollars to be used to kill brown people overseas, imprison people unfairly in your home land for laws you deem unjust and provide paychecks for political leaders that sell out your country for their personal gain. You do nothing about this. A man who speaks his mind based on his personal religious beliefs? Off with his head! Off with all their heads, for their holy book is outdated and not to your liking! Wankers, the lot of you. Godless wankers. You deserve the low quality fast food fare that KFC delivers.


That should elicit some excellent bites. Troll on!
 
2012-10-03 07:04:43 PM

IlGreven: austin_millbarge: GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

Except Romney is part of the Mormon church of Latter Day Saints, which does not subscribe to the practice of polygamy.

...which they only did because Utah would not be accepted into the Union otherwise.


People seem to forget this little tidbit. Inside the church, it is conveniently referred to as "revelation", but it was really the government telling them to knock it off. Joseph Smith started the church to gain money, power, and women. The polygamy stuck around for the benefit of the ones at the top and not, as they have stated, to repopulate after the trek out West.
 
2012-10-03 07:05:15 PM

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]


I assume you help out at food banks and homeless shelters often enough to confirm this? No? Didn't think so.
 
2012-10-03 07:07:48 PM
Oblig.

www.janetober.com
 
2012-10-03 07:08:32 PM

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]


As someone who served 132 families this morning at the food pantry staffed by more gays and pagans than straight Christians, I'm really getting a kick....

/the Christians who run the associated community center are totes cool
//the seniors oohed and aahed over labgrrl's and my same sex wedding pictures
 
2012-10-03 07:08:57 PM
"Those who insist on believing that God invented marriage will have to write long papers explaining why HE and His son remain confirmed bachelors."

- Allan Sherman
 
2012-10-03 07:09:08 PM
My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.

Solomon 5:4


SUPER GAY!
 
2012-10-03 07:10:48 PM

Itstoearly: Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]

I assume you help out at food banks and homeless shelters often enough to confirm this? No? Didn't think so.


As someone who has worked at many of both for a number of years - I have NEVER seen volunteers lined up to help, no matter religion or lack thereof :(
 
2012-10-03 07:11:18 PM

elkraf: I'll bet they use gay chickens.


Of course, look at the news - it's always the Conservatives eating gay cock.
 
2012-10-03 07:12:18 PM

Lone Stranger: My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.

Solomon 5:4


SUPER GAY!


Holy Glory Hole!
 
2012-10-03 07:12:50 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New. And the New is clear: a 'Biblical marriage' is nearly a contradiction in terms, as Paul clearly says (I Corinthians 7...) marriage is only for folks who just can't control themselves. It is certainly not something a Christian should be promoting.

Wasn't that what the Carpathians believed, and part of the reason why the Catholics slaughtered them during the Albigensian Crusade?


I believed that fun episode boiled down to the old heresy of spelling "homoousios" "homoiousios".

/back then, when it came to iotas, they didn't fark around
 
2012-10-03 07:15:31 PM

Free Radical: [s10.postimage.org image 600x349]


I realize that one anecdote is not enough to counter your (admittedly funny) meme-pic, but a good friend of mine is a member of a well-known megachurch and they regularly organize food drives and volunteer at soup kitchens.
 
2012-10-03 07:16:28 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Jesus H Christ!

DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???


Plenty of us do, but you don't hear much about the Christians who don't spend every waking hour obsessing over gay marriage. Some of us are even support it. You don't hear about the Christians who aren't giant attention whores because they're too busy actually following the teachings of Jesus: not being a dick to others, not making a spectacle of your faith, that sort of thing. So yes, there are plenty out there, they just don't get press because they don't get ratings.
 
2012-10-03 07:22:16 PM

soporific: Lionel Mandrake: Jesus H Christ!

DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???

Plenty of us do, but you don't hear much about the Christians who don't spend every waking hour obsessing over gay marriage. Some of us are even support it. You don't hear about the Christians who aren't giant attention whores because they're too busy actually following the teachings of Jesus: not being a dick to others, not making a spectacle of your faith, that sort of thing. So yes, there are plenty out there, they just don't get press because they don't get ratings.


I [heart] you. (And Christians like you.)
 
2012-10-03 07:23:47 PM

Cythraul: Looks like I'm going to have to continue not eating there.


Just get a Spicy McChicken from McDonald's Value Menu for just a $1. It normally doesn't come with pickles, but if I ask them to go easy on the mayo and add pickles, they'll do it.
 
2012-10-03 07:24:47 PM
Eat more brain/mind...
 
2012-10-03 07:25:05 PM

Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


/Be glad they're not flying planes into buildings like xslamics


I believe X is shorthand for Christos which is the Greek word for Christ. Hence Xmas and Xtian are the same as Christmas and christian. Seeing as how that it's saying the same thing in shorthand i don't understand the uproar of taking Christ outta ..., when that's exactly what it means with less characters.
 
2012-10-03 07:29:46 PM

hutchkc: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


/Be glad they're not flying planes into buildings like xslamics

I believe X is shorthand for Christos which is the Greek word for Christ. Hence Xmas and Xtian are the same as Christmas and christian. Seeing as how that it's saying the same thing in shorthand i don't understand the uproar of taking Christ outta ..., when that's exactly what it means with less characters.


Do you believe you're making a point? Do you believe that anybody thinks he's just shortening the word, and that it's the same with the same intent?
 
2012-10-03 07:30:27 PM

hutchkc: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


/Be glad they're not flying planes into buildings like xslamics

I believe X is shorthand for Christos which is the Greek word for Christ. Hence Xmas and Xtian are the same as Christmas and christian. Seeing as how that it's saying the same thing in shorthand i don't understand the uproar of taking Christ outta ..., when that's exactly what it means with less characters.


Overly-sensitive Xtians sure are whiny lately, no?
 
2012-10-03 07:35:40 PM
*walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*
 
2012-10-03 07:36:16 PM
I want a marriage just like they had in the bible by Roy Zimmerman... funniest song on the topic and 100% factual.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj0fJTqeSi4&t=1m34s
 
2012-10-03 07:39:05 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Thanks for reminding me I haven't had Chik-Fil-A in a while, subs. Gonna have to remedy that in the morning...


Me too. I've been meaning to go back since they rolled over and said they'd stop giving money to Focus on the Family and the National Organization for Marriage.
 
2012-10-03 07:41:19 PM

LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*


Great response, Xtian.

Typical hide-your-head-in-sand-from-conflicting-schema shiat, man.
 
2012-10-03 07:41:41 PM
They still give money to hate groups.
 
2012-10-03 07:46:48 PM
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2012-10-03 07:49:21 PM

IlGreven: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Thanks for reminding me I haven't had Chik-Fil-A in a while, subs. Gonna have to remedy that in the morning...

Then you don't get to complain about where your tax dollars go, hypocrite.


Did you quote the wrong person? Because your response doesn't seem to have anything to do with me getting a chicken burrito for breakfast.
 
2012-10-03 07:54:10 PM

roadmarks: //the seniors oohed and aahed over labgrrl's and my same sex wedding pictures


Then let's see 'em. I need an ooh or an aah, or both.
 
2012-10-03 07:54:51 PM
the problem with biblical families these days is finding an attractive second wife or concubine
 
2012-10-03 07:55:18 PM

Indubitably: hutchkc: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


/Be glad they're not flying planes into buildings like xslamics

I believe X is shorthand for Christos which is the Greek word for Christ. Hence Xmas and Xtian are the same as Christmas and christian. Seeing as how that it's saying the same thing in shorthand i don't understand the uproar of taking Christ outta ..., when that's exactly what it means with less characters.

Overly-sensitive Xtians sure are whiny lately, no?



Not any more than the Xews or the Xlamics. 


/No sacred cows
 
2012-10-03 07:56:05 PM

elkraf: I'll bet they use gay chickens.


After they fark 'em.
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2012-10-03 07:56:46 PM

Indubitably: LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*

Great response, Xtian.

Typical hide-your-head-in-sand-from-conflicting-schema shiat, man.



The Bible was written by men--not God, himself. While I draw inspiration and guidance from The Bible, it is not a "Constitution" for my relationship with God.

That being said, your bias is obvious--and I don't worry myself with appeasing those who try to measure my personal faith with meters, ounces, and liters.
 
2012-10-03 07:58:13 PM

LeglessDog: *walks into thread, looks around*

"Yep, just what I figured . . . . a Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk."

*closes door*


Criticizing one guy = Christian-Bashing Circle Jerk?

I think you're a bit over-sensitive.
 
2012-10-03 07:59:33 PM
What about marrying our sometime sister, now our Queen?
 
2012-10-03 08:00:19 PM
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

Joseph and Mary, not Joseph and Gary!

Jacob and Rachel, not Jacob and Michael!

Just kidding!
 
2012-10-03 08:05:16 PM

KrispyKritter: Godless wankers.


Now, see...that's just the sort of thing that makes everything else you said completely worthless.
 
2012-10-03 08:05:22 PM
Chick-fil-a president comes out in favor of men having multiple wives

OK.

concubines

As long as it's all consensual. Don't feel like looking up the technical definition.

and marrying your dead brother's wife.

OK.
 
2012-10-03 08:05:47 PM
Equal rights has always made baby Jesus cry.
 
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