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(Yahoo)   Chick-fil-a president comes out in favor of men having multiple wives, concubines, and marrying your dead brother's wife. Marrying a dude, however, still not kosher   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 245
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2012-10-03 06:08:47 PM  

Amos Quito: vernonFL: >

David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

Biblical marriage. 200 foreskins for my daughter.


Actually it was only 100.

The dude asked for 200, but that David knew how to drive a hard bargain.


And so the Jews crowned him their king!

/yeah, I went there
 
2012-10-03 06:08:49 PM  
Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New. And the New is clear: a 'Biblical marriage' is nearly a contradiction in terms, as Paul clearly says (I Corinthians 7...) marriage is only for folks who just can't control themselves. It is certainly not something a Christian should be promoting.
 
2012-10-03 06:09:52 PM  

traylor: Jon iz teh kewl: what about the marriage between Aisha and child predator. that kosher enuf??

At least they were honest about it. Unlike the priest who raped his 13 year old daughter and then arranged her marriage with a 80 year old dude, and then made up the story of the divine conception.


say what you will. but i believe the Raelians were correct, when they said Aliens did it

narwhaler.com
 
2012-10-03 06:10:46 PM  

RDean: Spin the story anyway you want. Those who read more than your headline know what he really said.


This.

Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy voiced his support for "Biblical families" in one of his first interviews since his earlier comments caused controversy regarding gay marriage.
Cathy told Atlanta TV station WXIA in an interview released Wednesday that families are important to "those of us who are concerned about being able to hang on to our heritage. If gay marriage is legalized, our heritage will be ripped from us and destroyed. If you were an Italian-American before, with a rich heritage from that culture, it's gone. You'll just be a gay-American. If you were an Irish-American, poof. Gay-American. Even the native Americans will be forced to leave their reservations and move to Fire Island. It will not be possible to hang on to our heritage in such a world."
 
2012-10-03 06:10:56 PM  
imageshack.us

They had multiple porcupines?
 
2012-10-03 06:11:00 PM  
Submitter comes out as lying cocksucker
 
2012-10-03 06:13:09 PM  

ReverendLoki: The CEO can have whatever outdated, ignorant beliefs he wants. My big concern has and will be if the company is actively supporting charities that support the legalized murder of someone based upon their sexual orientation. As long as they aren't giving money to those asshats anymore, I'm fine.


Yeah, the thing is they're now "donating" to the same "charities", except the "charities" call themselves "faith-based" now.

A bigot by any other name.
 
2012-10-03 06:13:14 PM  
About a year and a half ago I was in a sales training meeting doing some roleplaying. The person who ran the training gave a what if question to one guy. He and the trainer were both very very religious. He answered the question with the question "Do you believe in God?" I protested that answer saying that while they may find it hard to believe, not everyone is a christian, and that question could not only offend someone, but could result in he, our trainer and the company all getting sued. I ended my statement by saying that when it comes to business, religion and politics MUST be left at the door.

This mess with Chick-fil-a is a prime example. I haven't had their food in months because my wife has a gay brother and is all for gay rights. I honestly couldn't give a damn. Not anti-gay marriage, I just don't think we should punish them by allowing them to get married.
 
2012-10-03 06:13:53 PM  

MrEricSir: Funny how all Bible thumpers have never actually read it.


They read the parts they're told to read.

Or at least pretend to follow along with their finger while the preacher tells them what it says.
 
2012-10-03 06:14:03 PM  
Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy voiced his support for "Biblical families"

ORLY?

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_21581785/chik-fil-stop-gi v ing-money-anti-gay-organizations

is this one of those hypocritical things, where you lie to people in order to win their approval?

9. "I'm a Christian"
l1.yimg.com
 
2012-10-03 06:18:15 PM  

GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.


So... vote for the devout atheist Obama?
 
2012-10-03 06:18:25 PM  

happydude45: Submitter comes out as lying cocksucker



fashionablygeek.com

Religion is like this hat.
 
2012-10-03 06:19:12 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.


They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?
 
2012-10-03 06:19:53 PM  
justdwl.net 
-about what a corporation thinks of marriage.
 
2012-10-03 06:20:02 PM  
This guy just cannot STFU. I hate religious chicken. KFC for me - Killer Farkin' Chicken!
 
2012-10-03 06:23:10 PM  
Still a damn good sandwich
 
2012-10-03 06:24:22 PM  
Religion was invented by the men of the tribe
As a way to rule women, and control the sex drive
 
2012-10-03 06:24:25 PM  

Great Janitor: Not anti-gay marriage, I just don't think we should punish them by allowing them to get married.


What an example of not punishing people by allowing them to get married may look like:
www.glad.org
"Healey cited the case of a military veteran who has asked that he and his same-sex spouse be buried in a veterans' cemetery when they die, a privilege offered other married veterans. She said the state has decided to authorize the burial, even though it risks losing federal money for doing so.
"Why? Because it's the right thing to do," she said. "We are now subject to forfeiture and lose of funds."
 
2012-10-03 06:26:12 PM  
Who cares? Its his biz...he has a right to say anything he wants. Free speech is free. Tired of seeing this story. All it does is make this guy sell more chicken, if thats what you want Subby, more power to ya.
 
2012-10-03 06:26:53 PM  

Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?



Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


/Be glad they're not flying planes into buildings like xslamics
 
2012-10-03 06:27:16 PM  

Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


'cause Matthew 5:17

/and cause they they ignore Matt 22:21
//what, you expected consistency?
 
2012-10-03 06:28:04 PM  
I still don't care and I'm still going to eat the damn chicken!!!!
 
2012-10-03 06:28:40 PM  

martid4: This guy just cannot STFU. I hate religious chicken. KFC for me - Killer Farkin' Chicken!


THIS

signgenerator.kfccruelty.com
 
2012-10-03 06:29:21 PM  
Slow news day?
 
2012-10-03 06:31:20 PM  

Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.
 
2012-10-03 06:33:04 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.

If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.


Thanks. You beat me to it..
 
2012-10-03 06:33:34 PM  

MrEricSir: Funny how all Bible thumpers have never actually read it.


Bible HUMPERS, not thumpers, and that clarification also explains the latter part of your statement: they don't read it because the pages are stuck together.
 
2012-10-03 06:34:20 PM  

Itstoearly: GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

So... vote for the devout atheist Obama?


How can you not know he's a muslin?
 
2012-10-03 06:34:26 PM  

imtheonlylp: Slow news day?


Not really, it just gives us a forum to make fun of the religulous.
 
2012-10-03 06:34:29 PM  
i75.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-03 06:36:36 PM  

GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.


Except Romney is part of the Mormon church of Latter Day Saints, which does not subscribe to the practice of polygamy.

/not voting for Romney
//prefer when people speak factually
 
2012-10-03 06:37:03 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.

If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.



Yeah?

Ask Xatsuma about that some time.
 
2012-10-03 06:39:55 PM  
Jesus H Christ!

DO CHRISTIANS EVER ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE???
 
2012-10-03 06:40:56 PM  

austin_millbarge: GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

Except Romney is part of the Mormon church of Latter Day Saints, which does not subscribe to has been forced by the US government to abstain from the practice of polygamy until it shall be restored at some future date.

/not voting for Romney
//prefer when people speak factually



Same here.
 
2012-10-03 06:41:56 PM  

BobDeluxe: I still don't care and I'm still going to eat the damn chicken!!!!


I still don't care, and I'm still going to maintain my 35 year streak of NOT eating their chicken, so THERE! My apathetic non-statement cancels out your apathetic non-statement.
 
2012-10-03 06:42:13 PM  

Amos Quito: GreatGlavinsGhost: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.

If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.


Yeah?

Ask Xatsuma about that some time.


Wasn't he banned?
 
2012-10-03 06:42:16 PM  

Beeblebrox: GreatGlavinsGhost: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.

If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.

Thanks. You beat me to it..


You're welcome. I am constantly amazed at how ignant some people are about their own religion.
 
2012-10-03 06:42:36 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New. And the New is clear: a 'Biblical marriage' is nearly a contradiction in terms, as Paul clearly says (I Corinthians 7...) marriage is only for folks who just can't control themselves. It is certainly not something a Christian should be promoting.


Wasn't that what the Carpathians believed, and part of the reason why the Catholics slaughtered them during the Albigensian Crusade?
 
2012-10-03 06:42:38 PM  
How long before his 2nd family is exposed for the world to see?
 
2012-10-03 06:42:57 PM  

Amos Quito: GreatGlavinsGhost: Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.

If it pisses them off, maybe they should learn a little more about their own goddamned religion.


Yeah?

Ask Xatsuma about that some time.


I'd rather get into an edit war on Wikipedia.
 
2012-10-03 06:43:53 PM  

martid4: imtheonlylp: Slow news day?

Not really, it just gives us a forum to make fun of the religulous.


thought that was done the first time this was news?
 
2012-10-03 06:46:23 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
Approves.
 
2012-10-03 06:46:35 PM  
Heritage is the new buzzword


img5.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-03 06:46:47 PM  
How cute. They're hoping for another one-day bump in sales that they're not going to get.
 
2012-10-03 06:47:13 PM  

Amos Quito: Beeblebrox: AliceBToklasLives: Ok, we can quote the Old Testament and ignore the fact that it is trumped by the New.

They why are xtians always trying to put the 10 commandments all over every damn government building?


Because you keep calling them "xtians", and it pisses 'em off.


/Be glad they're not flying planes into buildings like xslamics


just for the record, i refer to followers of Christ as "Christians", when i'm not sure and for the sake of argument i'll use the lower case c, and for the ones that claim to be but aren't fooling IDW, as "xians"

fwiw
 
2012-10-03 06:47:46 PM  

Cuchulane: Heritage is the new buzzword


[img5.imageshack.us image 850x345]


I was wondering if there was a reason he used that word ...
 
2012-10-03 06:49:27 PM  
What a bunch of typical online hypocrites. You allow your tax dollars to be used to kill brown people overseas, imprison people unfairly in your home land for laws you deem unjust and provide paychecks for political leaders that sell out your country for their personal gain. You do nothing about this. A man who speaks his mind based on his personal religious beliefs? Off with his head! Off with all their heads, for their holy book is outdated and not to your liking! Wankers, the lot of you. Godless wankers. You deserve the low quality fast food fare that KFC delivers.
 
2012-10-03 06:50:18 PM  
For being so anti-gay, they sure do love serving cock sandwiches on a regular basis.
 
2012-10-03 06:50:18 PM  
The more the CEO says about the subject, the more liberals point out his bigotry, the more bigots support his restaurant by eatting there, the more the bigots get fat and die.

Sounds good to me.
 
2012-10-03 06:50:48 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Cuchulane: Heritage is the new buzzword


[img5.imageshack.us image 850x345]

I was wondering if there was a reason he used that word ...


www.xcergy.com
 
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