Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!
Sgt Otter: I'm glad to know that if I had killed a dude in Iraq, and then dragged his widow daughter back to the States as a war trophy, that Chick-Fil-A would support my traditional marriage. Deuteronomy 21:11-13New International Version (NIV)if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.
GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?
GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?Chickens are not Biblical.
FirstNationalBastard: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!or daughters raping their father!
t3knomanser: These people talk about traditional marriage, but every time I offer them three cows and a goat for their 13 year old daughter, suddenly it's all "restraining order" this and "sex offender registry" that.
Cythraul: Looks like I'm going to have to continue not eating there.
Nabb1: "Kosher"? I don't think that's his thing, submitter.
someonelse: OK, but am I allowed to enter a Chick-fil-a during my time of sickness? And once I am cleansed of my issue and have numbered myself seven days, to whom should I bring the two turtles or two young pigeons?
GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.
Jon iz teh kewl: what about the marriage between Aisha and child predator. that kosher enuf??
vernonFL: >David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.Biblical marriage. 200 foreskins for my daughter.
sodomizer: I support his decision. If those are his values, he should stand up for them, and not let a bunch of know-nothings coerce him into going along with what's popular. "Freedom" means we don' have to all think the same thing, or even accept each other. That's why it's called "freedom" and not conformity.
Pray 4 Mojo: You people need to let it go... just don't farking eat there if it bothers you. Damn.... their food sucks anyway.
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