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(Yahoo)   Chick-fil-a president comes out in favor of men having multiple wives, concubines, and marrying your dead brother's wife. Marrying a dude, however, still not kosher   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 245
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2012-10-03 02:53:47 PM  
Don't forget incest
 
2012-10-03 02:55:52 PM  
"Kosher"? I don't think that's his thing, submitter.
 
2012-10-03 02:57:42 PM  
Fark off, Cathy.
 
2012-10-03 03:47:22 PM  
This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.
 
2012-10-03 03:57:54 PM  
Don't forget about marrying your rapist!
 
2012-10-03 03:58:37 PM  
>

David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

Biblical marriage. 200 foreskins for my daughter.
 
2012-10-03 04:00:34 PM  
I'm glad to know that if I had killed a dude in Iraq, and then dragged his widow back to the States as a war trophy, that Chick-Fil-A would support my traditional marriage. 

Deuteronomy 21:11-13

New International Version (NIV)

if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.
 
2012-10-03 04:07:47 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!


or daughters raping their father!
 
2012-10-03 04:09:36 PM  

Sgt Otter: I'm glad to know that if I had killed a dude in Iraq, and then dragged his widow daughter back to the States as a war trophy, that Chick-Fil-A would support my traditional marriage. 

Deuteronomy 21:11-13

New International Version (NIV)

if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.


FTFY, and I like everything except the shaved head part. Can we get another new testament to edit that out?
 
2012-10-03 04:11:02 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!


Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.
 
2012-10-03 04:34:21 PM  
Looks like I'm going to have to continue not eating there.
 
2012-10-03 04:36:32 PM  

GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.


You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?
 
2012-10-03 04:55:06 PM  
Hey, if we started with Adam and Eve, there had to be A LOT o' incest in those original Biblical marriages. You totally want your sister, don't you Chick-fil-A dude?
 
2012-10-03 05:05:42 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.

You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?


Chickens are not Biblical.
 
2012-10-03 05:42:54 PM  
what about the marriage between Aisha and child predator. that kosher enuf??
 
2012-10-03 05:45:24 PM  

GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.

You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?

Chickens are not Biblical.


Cocks then?
 
2012-10-03 05:45:26 PM  
Sigh. Tell me when an anti-gay marriage activist doesn't sound like a bigoted asshole who wants to legally enforce his private religious beliefs on the rest of the country. That would be news.
 
2012-10-03 05:45:37 PM  
so... protest? or...
 
2012-10-03 05:46:34 PM  
These people talk about traditional marriage, but every time I offer them three cows and a goat for their 13 year old daughter, suddenly it's all "restraining order" this and "sex offender registry" that.
 
2012-10-03 05:47:16 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

or daughters raping their father!


Father-Rapers! On the group W Bench?!
 
2012-10-03 05:47:21 PM  
Marrying a dude, however, still not kosher
So, no chik-fil-a-tio!
 
2012-10-03 05:47:33 PM  
Damn good chicken. Don't give a fark about the controversy.
 
2012-10-03 05:48:59 PM  

t3knomanser: These people talk about traditional marriage, but every time I offer them three cows and a goat for their 13 year old daughter, suddenly it's all "restraining order" this and "sex offender registry" that.


"we called her mary cause we thought she'd get married"
www.lardlad.com
 
2012-10-03 05:49:41 PM  

Cythraul: Looks like I'm going to have to continue not eating there.


Food there tastes like shiat anyway. Nasty, greasy, salty hillbilly-chow.
 
2012-10-03 05:49:47 PM  
shiatty chicken sandwiches. Don't give a fark about the controversy.
 
2012-10-03 05:50:51 PM  
I'm in favor of consenting adults being able to do any of those things (or not do them if they'd rather not), and the government should have as much say in it as they do over how you pray or who you think about when masturbating (assuming they aren't the same thing - I won't judge).
 
2012-10-03 05:51:06 PM  
Well what about Saint Bruce the Fabulous?

Granted, it is part of the apocrypha.

Anyway, it is about time we added more books to the bible. A lot has changed since the bronze age.
 
2012-10-03 05:52:23 PM  
Thanks for reminding me I haven't had Chik-Fil-A in a while, subs. Gonna have to remedy that in the morning...
 
2012-10-03 05:52:32 PM  
Buthurt as far to the left as the eye can see.
 
2012-10-03 05:53:29 PM  
He also supports rape victims being forced to marry their attackers, provided the rapist forks over fifty shekels.

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2012-10-03 05:55:03 PM  

Nabb1: "Kosher"? I don't think that's his thing, submitter.



Might as well be.

All of the above is Old Testament groovy.
 
2012-10-03 05:56:28 PM  
OK, but am I allowed to enter a Chick-fil-a during my time of sickness? And once I am cleansed of my issue and have numbered myself seven days, to whom should I bring the two turtles or two young pigeons?
 
2012-10-03 05:56:40 PM  
Cathy, we get it. You're bigoted and ignorant.
 
2012-10-03 05:58:33 PM  
The CEO can have whatever outdated, ignorant beliefs he wants. My big concern has and will be if the company is actively supporting charities that support the legalized murder of someone based upon their sexual orientation. As long as they aren't giving money to those asshats anymore, I'm fine.
 
2012-10-03 05:58:58 PM  
This question might sound cynical,
or maybe too analytical.
I just want to know,
can somebody show:
Which type of family is biblical?

Link
 
2012-10-03 05:59:08 PM  
He's just setting up Chick-fil-a for a huge lawsuit in states where sexual orientation is a protected status. The dud needs to step down from his position.
 
2012-10-03 05:59:11 PM  
Funny how all Bible thumpers have never actually read it.
 
2012-10-03 06:00:20 PM  

someonelse: OK, but am I allowed to enter a Chick-fil-a during my time of sickness? And once I am cleansed of my issue and have numbered myself seven days, to whom should I bring the two turtles or two young pigeons?


to Krusty Burger
 
2012-10-03 06:00:28 PM  

GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.



Romney will legalize polygamy, convert the nation to Mormonism, and save poor little helpless Israel from Iran.

Then we can all have artificially sweetened caffeine-free soda pop and a generous helping of green JELL-O.

ROMNEY!
 
2012-10-03 06:00:56 PM  
You people need to let it go... just don't farking eat there if it bothers you. Damn.

... their food sucks anyway.
 
2012-10-03 06:01:07 PM  
families are important to "those of us who are concerned about being able to hang on to our heritage."

Nobody's telling to to go get married to a dude, you farking moron.
 
2012-10-03 06:01:25 PM  
Glad I'll never eat there again.
 
2012-10-03 06:02:50 PM  
I support his decision. If those are his values, he should stand up for them, and not let a bunch of know-nothings coerce him into going along with what's popular. "Freedom" means we don' have to all think the same thing, or even accept each other. That's why it's called "freedom" and not conformity.
 
2012-10-03 06:02:59 PM  
What about your dead wife's sister is that OK?
 
2012-10-03 06:03:01 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: what about the marriage between Aisha and child predator. that kosher enuf??


At least they were honest about it. Unlike the priest who raped his 13 year old daughter and then arranged her marriage with a 80 year old dude, and then made up the story of the divine conception.
 
2012-10-03 06:03:15 PM  
Spin the story anyway you want. Those who read more than your headline know what he really said.
 
2012-10-03 06:05:45 PM  

vernonFL: >

David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

Biblical marriage. 200 foreskins for my daughter.



Actually it was only 100.

The dude asked for 200, but that David knew how to drive a hard bargain.
 
2012-10-03 06:06:03 PM  

sodomizer: I support his decision. If those are his values, he should stand up for them, and not let a bunch of know-nothings coerce him into going along with what's popular. "Freedom" means we don' have to all think the same thing, or even accept each other. That's why it's called "freedom" and not conformity.


Funny thing about freedom is that it goes both ways. They have the right to be bigoted morons, but they don't have the right to deny freedom to others -- which is exactly what they're trying to do. I don't know what it is about homosexuality that just drives them around the bend like this.

They say, "you can be with whomever you wish" while actively preventing couples from getting married and denying spousal benefits for starters.
 
2012-10-03 06:08:00 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: You people need to let it go... just don't farking eat there if it bothers you. Damn.

... their food sucks anyway.


Nobody is campaigning to take away the man's right to publicize his dumbassery. And it's not like he said something stupid 10 years ago and people are still talking about it like it was yesterday. He keeps opening his mouth and dropping these turds of fake folksy wisdom. And people are rightly mocking him for it. Big deal.
 
2012-10-03 06:08:11 PM  

GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.

You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?

Chickens are not Biblical.



Dove-fil-a?
 
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