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		Chick-fil-a president comes out in favor of men having multiple wives, concubines, and marrying your dead brother's wife. Marrying a dude, however, still not kosher (news.yahoo.com)		245
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GardenWeasel		2012-10-03 02:53:47 PM

Don't forget incest

Nabb1		2012-10-03 02:55:52 PM

"Kosher"? I don't think that's his thing, submitter.

exick		2012-10-03 02:57:42 PM

Fark off, Cathy.

GAT_00		2012-10-03 03:47:22 PM

This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-03 03:57:54 PM

Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

vernonFL		2012-10-03 03:58:37 PM

>

David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

Biblical marriage. 200 foreskins for my daughter.

Sgt Otter		2012-10-03 04:00:34 PM

I'm glad to know that if I had killed a dude in Iraq, and then dragged his widow back to the States as a war trophy, that Chick-Fil-A would support my traditional marriage.

Deuteronomy 21:11-13

New International Version (NIV)

if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-03 04:07:47 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

or daughters raping their father!

serial_crusher		2012-10-03 04:09:36 PM

Sgt Otter: I'm glad to know that if I had killed a dude in Iraq, and then dragged his ~~widow~~ daughter back to the States as a war trophy, that Chick-Fil-A would support my traditional marriage.

Deuteronomy 21:11-13

New International Version (NIV)

if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.

FTFY, and I like everything except the shaved head part. Can we get another new testament to edit that out?

GAT_00		2012-10-03 04:11:02 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.

Cythraul		2012-10-03 04:34:21 PM

Looks like I'm going to have to continue not eating there.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-03 04:36:32 PM

GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.

You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?

WorldCitizen		2012-10-03 04:55:06 PM

Hey, if we started with Adam and Eve, there had to be A LOT o' incest in those original Biblical marriages. You totally want your sister, don't you Chick-fil-A dude?

GAT_00		2012-10-03 05:05:42 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.

You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?

Chickens are not Biblical.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-10-03 05:42:54 PM

what about the marriage between Aisha and child predator. that kosher enuf??

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-03 05:45:24 PM

GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

Hey, you got to pay a couple of cows for that too you know.

You think the Chick-fil-a guy would take chickens instead?

Chickens are not Biblical.

Cocks then?

gonegirl		2012-10-03 05:45:26 PM

Sigh. Tell me when an anti-gay marriage activist doesn't sound like a bigoted asshole who wants to legally enforce his private religious beliefs on the rest of the country. That would be news.

LazerFish		2012-10-03 05:45:37 PM

so... protest? or...

t3knomanser		2012-10-03 05:46:34 PM

These people talk about traditional marriage, but every time I offer them three cows and a goat for their 13 year old daughter, suddenly it's all "restraining order" this and "sex offender registry" that.

badLogic		2012-10-03 05:47:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Don't forget about marrying your rapist!

or daughters raping their father!

Father-Rapers! On the group W Bench?!

highendmighty		2012-10-03 05:47:21 PM

Marrying a dude, however, still not kosher
So, no chik-fil-a-tio!

bim1154		2012-10-03 05:47:33 PM

Damn good chicken. Don't give a fark about the controversy.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-10-03 05:48:59 PM

t3knomanser: These people talk about traditional marriage, but every time I offer them three cows and a goat for their 13 year old daughter, suddenly it's all "restraining order" this and "sex offender registry" that.

"we called her mary cause we thought she'd get married"
www.lardlad.com

jso2897		2012-10-03 05:49:41 PM

Cythraul: Looks like I'm going to have to continue not eating there.

Food there tastes like shiat anyway. Nasty, greasy, salty hillbilly-chow.

jigger		2012-10-03 05:49:47 PM

shiatty chicken sandwiches. Don't give a fark about the controversy.

JesseL		2012-10-03 05:50:51 PM

I'm in favor of consenting adults being able to do any of those things (or not do them if they'd rather not), and the government should have as much say in it as they do over how you pray or who you think about when masturbating (assuming they aren't the same thing - I won't judge).

The_Philosopher_King		2012-10-03 05:51:06 PM

Well what about Saint Bruce the Fabulous?

Granted, it is part of the apocrypha.

Anyway, it is about time we added more books to the bible. A lot has changed since the bronze age.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-10-03 05:52:23 PM

Thanks for reminding me I haven't had Chik-Fil-A in a while, subs. Gonna have to remedy that in the morning...

david_gaithersburg		2012-10-03 05:52:32 PM

Buthurt as far to the left as the eye can see.

ultraholland		2012-10-03 05:53:29 PM

He also supports rape victims being forced to marry their attackers, provided the rapist forks over fifty shekels.

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Amos Quito		2012-10-03 05:55:03 PM

Nabb1: "Kosher"? I don't think that's his thing, submitter.

Might as well be.

All of the above is Old Testament groovy.

someonelse		2012-10-03 05:56:28 PM

OK, but am I allowed to enter a Chick-fil-a during my time of sickness? And once I am cleansed of my issue and have numbered myself seven days, to whom should I bring the two turtles or two young pigeons?

OtherLittleGuy		2012-10-03 05:56:40 PM

Cathy, we get it. You're bigoted and ignorant.

ReverendLoki		2012-10-03 05:58:33 PM

The CEO can have whatever outdated, ignorant beliefs he wants. My big concern has and will be if the company is actively supporting charities that support the legalized murder of someone based upon their sexual orientation. As long as they aren't giving money to those asshats anymore, I'm fine.

L Ron Hubbard's Last Fart		2012-10-03 05:58:58 PM

This question might sound cynical,
or maybe too analytical.
I just want to know,
can somebody show:
Which type of family is biblical?

Link

Aphrodisiac		2012-10-03 05:59:08 PM

He's just setting up Chick-fil-a for a huge lawsuit in states where sexual orientation is a protected status. The dud needs to step down from his position.

MrEricSir		2012-10-03 05:59:11 PM

Funny how all Bible thumpers have never actually read it.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-10-03 06:00:20 PM

someonelse: OK, but am I allowed to enter a Chick-fil-a during my time of sickness? And once I am cleansed of my issue and have numbered myself seven days, to whom should I bring the two turtles or two young pigeons?

to Krusty Burger

Amos Quito		2012-10-03 06:00:28 PM

GAT_00: This seems like a good time to remind everyone about the Republican nominee's religion.

Romney will legalize polygamy, convert the nation to Mormonism, and save poor little helpless Israel from Iran.

Then we can all have artificially sweetened caffeine-free soda pop and a generous helping of green JELL-O.

ROMNEY!

Pray 4 Mojo		2012-10-03 06:00:56 PM

You people need to let it go... just don't farking eat there if it bothers you. Damn.

... their food sucks anyway.

GranoblasticMan		2012-10-03 06:01:07 PM

families are important to "those of us who are concerned about being able to hang on to our heritage."

Nobody's telling to to go get married to a dude, you farking moron.

SN1987a goes boom		2012-10-03 06:01:25 PM

Glad I'll never eat there again.

sodomizer		2012-10-03 06:02:50 PM

I support his decision. If those are his values, he should stand up for them, and not let a bunch of know-nothings coerce him into going along with what's popular. "Freedom" means we don' have to all think the same thing, or even accept each other. That's why it's called "freedom" and not conformity.

Tom_Slick		2012-10-03 06:02:59 PM

What about your dead wife's sister is that OK?

traylor		2012-10-03 06:03:01 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: what about the marriage between Aisha and child predator. that kosher enuf??

At least they were honest about it. Unlike the priest who raped his 13 year old daughter and then arranged her marriage with a 80 year old dude, and then made up the story of the divine conception.

RDean		2012-10-03 06:03:15 PM

Spin the story anyway you want. Those who read more than your headline know what he really said.

Amos Quito		2012-10-03 06:05:45 PM

vernonFL: >

David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

Biblical marriage. 200 foreskins for my daughter.

Actually it was only 100.

The dude asked for 200, but that David knew how to drive a hard bargain.

pxlboy		2012-10-03 06:06:03 PM

sodomizer: I support his decision. If those are his values, he should stand up for them, and not let a bunch of know-nothings coerce him into going along with what's popular. "Freedom" means we don' have to all think the same thing, or even accept each other. That's why it's called "freedom" and not conformity.

Funny thing about freedom is that it goes both ways. They have the right to be bigoted morons, but they don't have the right to deny freedom to others -- which is exactly what they're trying to do. I don't know what it is about homosexuality that just drives them around the bend like this.

They say, "you can be with whomever you wish" while actively preventing couples from getting married and denying spousal benefits for starters.

someonelse		2012-10-03 06:08:00 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: You people need to let it go... just don't farking eat there if it bothers you. Damn.

... their food sucks anyway.

Nobody is campaigning to take away the man's right to publicize his dumbassery. And it's not like he said something stupid 10 years ago and people are still talking about it like it was yesterday. He keeps opening his mouth and dropping these turds of fake folksy wisdom. And people are rightly mocking him for it. Big deal.