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(Mediaite)   Ann Coulter makes a decision we can all agree with, turns down offer to pose in Playboy   (mediaite.com) divider line 57
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2012-10-03 02:00:38 PM
27 votes:
She did accept Playgirl's offer however.
2012-10-03 01:59:50 PM
11 votes:
I thought I misread the headline and I threw up a little in my mouth and I read it again and I threw up a whole bunch more and my dick fell off.
2012-10-03 06:17:55 PM
7 votes:
t1.gstatic.com WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 101 Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed.
2012-10-03 05:48:47 PM
6 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-03 02:03:30 PM
6 votes:
She's the coverspecies for Entomology Monthly.
2012-10-03 06:29:30 PM
4 votes:
badattitudes.com
2012-10-03 06:53:38 PM
3 votes:
in HS:
snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

kind of looks like Scott Walker in a wig
2012-10-03 06:42:14 PM
3 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com

www.threadbombing.com

i158.photobucket.com
2012-10-03 06:08:26 PM
3 votes:
imageshack.us

^ Sexiest photo I could find of Coulter.
2012-10-03 05:18:11 PM
3 votes:
Coulter...has only got one ball!
Limbaugh...has two but they are small,
Akin...is only fakin',
And Bill O'Reilly has no balls at all.
2012-10-04 01:06:12 AM
2 votes:
WARNING: It has been done before ... images.wikia.comNSFW
2012-10-03 06:55:35 PM
2 votes:
Her neck is too pointy.

i.imgur.com
2012-10-03 05:58:45 PM
2 votes:

Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 320x389]


Eww...she looks like a praying mantis ready to pounce on her lover and chew his head off.
2012-10-03 05:50:21 PM
2 votes:
Still pending: an offer from Ladyboys Home Journal.
2012-10-03 05:09:31 PM
2 votes:
oklahomastreetpreachers.blog.com
2012-10-03 03:33:46 PM
2 votes:
She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.
2012-10-03 03:32:45 PM
2 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-03 03:26:12 PM
2 votes:
saintmatteide.files.wordpress.com

What an Ann Coulter Playboy cover might look like
2012-10-03 03:20:15 PM
2 votes:
"They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered, "and I said no, I would never do it, I'm a Republican, Joy!"

Republicans DO have sex...I mean I haven't seen it in person mind you but still...
2012-10-03 02:01:34 PM
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: She did accept Playgirl's offer however.


Doesn't Playgirl go more for the twink look?
2012-10-03 02:00:54 PM
2 votes:
Hey, they were able to airbrush away Chyna's clenis in Playboy, so why not Ann Coulter's?
2012-10-03 02:00:50 PM
2 votes:
There is, in fact, a God.
2012-10-04 01:12:13 AM
1 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: WARNING: It has been done before ... [images.wikia.com image 275x413]NSFW


Down and to the left...
down and to the left...
left...

Wait, I can tell that's a photoshop because nothing on Ann would "go to the left"
2012-10-03 11:57:02 PM
1 votes:
I assumed the staples holding the mag together was Ann Coulter's centerfold pictorial.
2012-10-03 09:13:00 PM
1 votes:
Anne is not a man, she just has an extra chromosome.
/or two.
/XXY
//Klinefelter's Syndrome
2012-10-03 09:07:30 PM
1 votes:

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: shotglasss: We get it, she's a woman.

Misogyny on parade from the left, again.

Oh look, it's a cargo cult Republican catchphrase.


Is there any other kind of Republican catchphrase?
2012-10-03 08:33:51 PM
1 votes:

Boxcutta: Her neck is too pointy.

[i.imgur.com image 546x480]


It's not the adam's apple that scares me so, it's those two extra elbows.
2012-10-03 08:19:23 PM
1 votes:
www.newsrealblog.com
2012-10-03 08:05:08 PM
1 votes:

Tumunga: Not me. I'm voting Obama...so, your mom?


My mom what? Are you asking her out? I don't care, except that she's been dead since 1975, you're pretty freaky-deaky, if you ask me.
2012-10-03 08:01:34 PM
1 votes:
s7.postimage.org
2012-10-03 07:48:07 PM
1 votes:

ComicBookGuy: I'll bet she's quite the athletic farker, and probably a screamer. I'll bet in any position where she has movement, she's slamming back at YOU as much as you are thrusting into her. She probably also has a small vagina, I'm guessing.


Well, it can't have had much use.
2012-10-03 07:45:13 PM
1 votes:

Shaggy_C: She's not fat. That means I'd hit it.

Ah, who am I kidding. If she were fat, i'd still hit it. Just not sober.


Closed fist or open hand?
2012-10-03 07:00:10 PM
1 votes:
On Tuesday night's show, host Joy Behar managed to coax some personal revelations out of iconic conservative media figure big mouthed, pre-op transexual moron Ann Coulter.

FTFY

/God, the stuff they call "journalism" nowadays, people can't even be bothered to research the subject of their articles correctly anymore...
2012-10-03 06:49:02 PM
1 votes:
news.makemeheal.com
2012-10-03 06:42:26 PM
1 votes:

asmodeus224: Only if it is a scratch and sniff issue

/you can thank me later for that


4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-03 06:42:02 PM
1 votes:
She's not fat. That means I'd hit it.

Ah, who am I kidding. If she were fat, i'd still hit it. Just not sober.
2012-10-03 06:17:33 PM
1 votes:

Bag of Hammers: pxsteel: praymantis: I would in a heartbeat.

I would too. This thread proves how farked up in the head most farkers are.

sorry guys, my penis is politically neutral, I would hate-fark the stupid out of Sarah Palin and one of those insipid Peta Chicks but Coulter gives me negative boner.


Exactly. There are numerous "conservative" (or whatever) women with whom I would love to take a tumble in the hay, but Coulter is most definitely not one of them.

If I had a boner that lasted more than four hours, I would not see a doctor immediately - I would look at Ann Coulter.
2012-10-03 06:08:34 PM
1 votes:

pxsteel: praymantis: I would in a heartbeat.

I would too. This thread proves how farked up in the head most farkers are.


sorry guys, my penis is politically neutral, I would hate-fark the stupid out of Sarah Palin and one of those insipid Peta Chicks but Coulter gives me negative boner.
2012-10-03 06:08:01 PM
1 votes:

Keyth: I want to see Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann is a naked lesbian trio.


WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!???!??!?!
2012-10-03 06:04:02 PM
1 votes:
I think it's interesting that none of her ex-boyfriends have come out and done any "tell alls" about her. Then I remember that spiders actually eat their paramours when they're done mating, so I guess I answered my own question.
2012-10-03 05:54:35 PM
1 votes:

cman: 10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous.


i.imgur.com

Sorry, but partisanship has nothing to do with it. She was never attractive.

/neither was Ellen Feiss
2012-10-03 05:50:40 PM
1 votes:
i1162.photobucket.com
2012-10-03 05:46:19 PM
1 votes:
1) She claims they asked her. That makes it likely that they didn't.
2) Add onomatopoeia to the list of things she doesn't understand.
2012-10-03 05:45:06 PM
1 votes:

cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.


i1162.photobucket.com
2012-10-03 05:35:57 PM
1 votes:

cman: I think Maddow is kinda hot, but the short haircut is the turn off for me.


t1.gstatic.com

fist. angry god.
2012-10-03 05:16:08 PM
1 votes:
I want to see Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann is a naked lesbian trio.
2012-10-03 03:44:05 PM
1 votes:
I did find an artist rendering of her showing the goods during a game of "truth or dare" when she was younger, if anyone was interested.

i881.photobucket.com
2012-10-03 03:39:23 PM
1 votes:
Interesting business plan for a visual media -- publishing images that make their customers ram barbeque skewers deep into their eyes before screaming "I CAN STILL SEEE ITTTTTT"
2012-10-03 03:27:00 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: "They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered, "and I said no, I would never do it, I'm a Republican, Joy!"

Republicans DO have sex...I mean I haven't seen it in person mind you but still...


For many years I was Republican, and indeed I had sex. With other Republicans and even a few amoral Democrats even. Even a couple from Fark even. I won't say that one side of the aisle is freakier than the other, but I will say that lapsed Mormons have lapsed Catholics beat hands down...
2012-10-03 03:10:40 PM
1 votes:
Did she accept the Playgirl offer?
2012-10-03 03:02:50 PM
1 votes:
I know Hef is getting a bit senile, but he asked Ann Coulter to pose? Good grief man, get some dignity.
2012-10-03 02:36:59 PM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: I'm pretty sure, once Coulter's reputation begins to wane and people grow tired of her, she'll be begging pegging Playboy to take her picture.

2012-10-03 02:19:49 PM
1 votes:

cman: Diogenes: cman: I am definitely extremely anti-partisanship when it comes to the ladies of politics.

I went to college with Monica Crowley. I used to school her in Poli Sci classes. I have no respect for her. But I will always accept that she is a very attractive women. (Nixon thought so too, which explains her career wink wink.)

Meh, not too keen on her. She is just a normal looking blond. Nothing special with her.


Back in the day, in a beer soaked t-shirt doing funnels in the quad?

God I wish we had cell phones and digital cameras back then.
2012-10-03 02:19:21 PM
1 votes:
i.timeinc.net

Wow. A stunner.
2012-10-03 02:10:15 PM
1 votes:

cman: xynix: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.

It's that the things she says makes her seem disgusting. I did match.com date once and the girl was amazingly gorgeous.. Tall, dark hair, blue eyes, amazing rack. Perfect! No.. She started talking about wanting an escalade, jewelry, clothes, how she needed a man to help her buy stuff.. shiat like that. As the night wore on she became more and more unattractive.

Ann has had years to become unattractive and she's got it down to an art form.

Yes, because Playboy only wants to photograph girls who are beautiful on the inside only.

Playboy takes photos of hot chicks with their clothes off. Pink is pink.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-03 02:03:34 PM
1 votes:
I knew Playboy snuck trannies in! I knew it!
2012-10-03 02:02:52 PM
1 votes:
That was a mental image I never, ever, ever, at the worst moment of my life, EVER wanted to have
 
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