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(Mediaite)   Ann Coulter makes a decision we can all agree with, turns down offer to pose in Playboy   (mediaite.com) divider line 43
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2012-10-03 02:05:24 PM  
5 votes:

cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.


It's that the things she says makes her seem disgusting. I did match.com date once and the girl was amazingly gorgeous.. Tall, dark hair, blue eyes, amazing rack. Perfect! No.. She started talking about wanting an escalade, jewelry, clothes, how she needed a man to help her buy stuff.. shiat like that. As the night wore on she became more and more unattractive.

Ann has had years to become unattractive and she's got it down to an art form.
2012-10-03 02:00:38 PM  
4 votes:
She did accept Playgirl's offer however.
2012-10-03 05:20:31 PM  
3 votes:

Mixolydian Master: "They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered, "and I said no, I would never do it, I'm a RepublicanI have a massive pencil dick, Joy!"

I swear I am getting tired of fixing these internet blogger's lazy writing and proofreading


so...all we have is Coulter claiming Playboy asked her...and it's not like she's built an entire career out of lying her flat bony ass off and/or attention whoring... so it MUST be true...
2012-10-03 02:03:30 PM  
3 votes:
She's the coverspecies for Entomology Monthly.
2012-10-03 09:01:37 PM  
2 votes:

shotglasss: We get it, she's a woman.

Misogyny on parade from the left, again.


Oh look, it's a cargo cult Republican catchphrase.
2012-10-03 07:46:14 PM  
2 votes:

Tumunga: Mikey1969: On Tuesday night's show, host Joy Behar managed to coax some personal revelations out of iconic conservative media figure big mouthed, pre-op transexual moron Ann Coulter.

FTFY

/God, the stuff they call "journalism" nowadays, people can't even be bothered to research the subject of their articles correctly anymore...

Homophobic much, FarkLibtard? You're so insecure with your sexuality, you call someone who you think is a pre-op transexual, a moron? Let the lite shine, hippocratic libby, let the lite shine

One would think, with you being a card-carrying FarkLib, you would be empathetic with a pre-op transexual. Shame on you all.


i18.photobucket.com

The Tea-Master & the Assassin

Taiko, a warrior who lived in Japan before the Tokugawa era, studied Cha-no-yu, tea etiquette, with Sen no Rikyu, a teacher of that aesthetical expression of calmness and contentment.

Taiko's attendant warrior Kato interpreted his superior's enthusiasm for tea etiquette as negligence of state affairs, so he decided to kill Sen no Rikyu. He pretended to make a social call upon the tea-master and was invited to drink tea.

The master, who was well skilled in his art, saw at a glance the warrior's intention, so he invited Kato to leave his sword outside before entering the room for the ceremony, explaining the Cha-no-yu represents peacefulness itself.

Kato would not listen to this. "I am a warrior," he said. "I always have my sword with me. Cha-no-yu or no Cha-no-yu, I have my sword."

"Very well. Bring your sword in and have some tea," consented Sen no Rikyu.

The kettle was boiling on the charcoal fire. Suddenly Sen no Rikyu tipped it over. Hissing steam arose, filling the room with smoke and ashes. The startled warrior ran outside.

The tea-master apologized. "It was my mistake. Come back in and have some tea. I have your sword here covered with ashes and will clean it and give it to you."

In this predicament the warrior realized he could not very well kill the tea-master, so he gave up the idea.
2012-10-03 06:53:38 PM  
2 votes:
in HS:
snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

kind of looks like Scott Walker in a wig
2012-10-03 06:34:27 PM  
2 votes:

Brick-House: Typical fark libtard response. You fools wouldn't know what to do with a real woman, so why don't you all go back to your moms basement and continue fapping into her used panties.


That's what I say to Michelle Obama haters.

Real women have curves. And a badonkadonk.

Coulter has neither.
2012-10-03 06:07:41 PM  
2 votes:

pxsteel: praymantis: I would in a heartbeat.

I would too. This thread proves how farked up in the head most farkers are.


lolwut? If you don't want to do Ann Coulter you're farked up in the head?
2012-10-03 05:48:47 PM  
2 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-03 05:09:31 PM  
2 votes:
oklahomastreetpreachers.blog.com
2012-10-03 02:54:50 PM  
2 votes:
I see "Playboy" is still desperately trying to stay relevant. They shouldn't have let their writing go to shiat in the 1990's.
2012-10-03 02:07:43 PM  
2 votes:

cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.


I don't find her attractive (not hideous either). Granted, I'm gay. But they say we have an eye for those things if only superficially. Not political about it, either - I think she's a conservative performance artist. I don't think she has opinions. She has shtick.

But to your point, even Keith Olbermann can put his politics aside. He dated Laura Ingraham.
2012-10-03 09:00:12 PM  
1 votes:
I imagine it would be like farking a bag of pretzel rods.
2012-10-03 08:19:23 PM  
1 votes:
www.newsrealblog.com
2012-10-03 08:10:52 PM  
1 votes:
You guys are pathetic.

Thin + bleach-blond hair =/= hot

She has a very normal looking face, no muscle structure, sharp edges all over her body due to low body fat, and bolt-on boobs (sorry, the titty-faerie doesn't arrive in your late 20s unless you have a kid, especially when you have about 1% body fat). Add in the knowledge of how horrible of a human being she is and I couldn't imagine being in the same room as her, much less being turned on by her.

Sippy Cup on the other hand... she actually is cute and an athiest - so maybe I could get over all of the dumb things that come out of her mouth.
2012-10-03 08:01:34 PM  
1 votes:
s7.postimage.org
2012-10-03 07:47:11 PM  
1 votes:

Tumunga: Gecko Gingrich: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

I let the fact that she's not hot dictate whether or not she's hot.

The fact is most of you FarkLibs would bang the shiat out of that, but for the FACT you don't wanna look bad in front of your FarkLib friends here by sleeping with, what your FarkLib friends have determined, the enemy.

Get your FarkLibby butt out of mom's basement, set aside the peer pressure you're experiencing from your FarkLibtard friends, and tell us all the secret you're keeping. No, not the one where you're ready to take a bite out of Bella Abzug's wormy snatch, the other one.


You sound just like the other account that posted earlier in the thread.

\ Know how I know you haven't read the thread?...
2012-10-03 07:46:52 PM  
1 votes:

Tumunga: Gecko Gingrich: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

I let the fact that she's not hot dictate whether or not she's hot.

The fact is most of you FarkLibs would bang the shiat out of that, but for the FACT you don't wanna look bad in front of your FarkLib friends here by sleeping with, what your FarkLib friends have determined, the enemy.

Get your FarkLibby butt out of mom's basement, set aside the peer pressure you're experiencing from your FarkLibtard friends, and tell us all the secret you're keeping. No, not the one where you're ready to take a bite out of Bella Abzug's wormy snatch, the other one.


You should watch that blood pressure. You're gonna blow a valve one day if you're not careful.
2012-10-03 07:41:03 PM  
1 votes:

Tumunga: Homophobic much, FarkLibtard? You're so insecure with your sexuality, you call someone who you think is a pre-op transexual, a moron? Let the lite shine, hippocratic libby, let the lite shine

One would think, with you being a card-carrying FarkLib, you would be empathetic with a pre-op transexual. Shame on you all.


A: I'm not a "liberal". Just because I don't like the current batch of hateful, moronic asshole Republicans, it doesn't make me a "liberal".

B: Calling a dude posing as a woman a "pre-op transexual" does NOT make someone "homophobic"

C: I call Coulter a moron because of the stuff that falls out of that mouth when it opens, not because of the penis.

D: As a gay-bashing pre-op, Coulter is being hypocritical.

E: I don't give a hateful asshat like that a free ride "just because" they fit into a certain category, that's more a partisan thing, something someone like you would do.
2012-10-03 07:03:37 PM  
1 votes:
"They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered, "and I said no, I would never do it, I'm a Republican, Joy!"

No, what you are is a self-righteous condescending twunt. There's a difference. What an arrogant biatch.

Here's a fun fact: She's scared of pies.
2012-10-03 06:55:35 PM  
1 votes:
Her neck is too pointy.

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2012-10-03 06:42:14 PM  
1 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com

www.threadbombing.com

i158.photobucket.com
2012-10-03 06:29:30 PM  
1 votes:
badattitudes.com
2012-10-03 06:22:59 PM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: Typical fark libtard response.


You only see one response here?

Typical "conservative" tunnel vision. Pay no attention to anything that doesn't conform to what you already believe!
2012-10-03 06:22:15 PM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: Typical fark libtard response. You fools wouldn't know what to do with a real woman, so why don't you all go back to your moms basement and continue fapping into her used panties.


y'know how I known you haven't read this entire thread?
2012-10-03 06:08:34 PM  
1 votes:

pxsteel: praymantis: I would in a heartbeat.

I would too. This thread proves how farked up in the head most farkers are.


sorry guys, my penis is politically neutral, I would hate-fark the stupid out of Sarah Palin and one of those insipid Peta Chicks but Coulter gives me negative boner.
2012-10-03 06:08:26 PM  
1 votes:
imageshack.us

^ Sexiest photo I could find of Coulter.
2012-10-03 06:08:01 PM  
1 votes:

Keyth: I want to see Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann is a naked lesbian trio.


WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!???!??!?!
2012-10-03 05:56:15 PM  
1 votes:
there isn't a "Do Not Want" meme big enough to post here.
2012-10-03 05:46:19 PM  
1 votes:
1) She claims they asked her. That makes it likely that they didn't.
2) Add onomatopoeia to the list of things she doesn't understand.
2012-10-03 05:45:06 PM  
1 votes:

cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.


i1162.photobucket.com
2012-10-03 05:33:07 PM  
1 votes:

Stratohead: Mixolydian Master: "They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered, "and I said no, I would never do it, I'm a RepublicanI have a massive pencil dick, Joy!"

I swear I am getting tired of fixing these internet blogger's lazy writing and proofreading

so...all we have is Coulter claiming Playboy asked her...and it's not like she's built an entire career out of lying her flat bony ass off and/or attention whoring... so it MUST be true...


THIS.

How could anyone take anything she says seriously, ever?

Either way, the mental image alone was enough to make my penis become an innie.
2012-10-03 05:23:30 PM  
1 votes:

cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.


Yeah, no. I don't find hatemongers attractive.
2012-10-03 05:20:33 PM  
1 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: indylaw: Why don't you have a seat right over there...

Hey! That was the style when I was in HS (she's 2 years older than me). I would have taken a swing at it!


Too bad she later got a sex change and started sticking her fingers down her throat. Oh, and the part where she real-life trolls for money.
2012-10-03 05:18:11 PM  
1 votes:
Coulter...has only got one ball!
Limbaugh...has two but they are small,
Akin...is only fakin',
And Bill O'Reilly has no balls at all.
2012-10-03 03:32:45 PM  
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-03 02:19:49 PM  
1 votes:

cman: Diogenes: cman: I am definitely extremely anti-partisanship when it comes to the ladies of politics.

I went to college with Monica Crowley. I used to school her in Poli Sci classes. I have no respect for her. But I will always accept that she is a very attractive women. (Nixon thought so too, which explains her career wink wink.)

Meh, not too keen on her. She is just a normal looking blond. Nothing special with her.


Back in the day, in a beer soaked t-shirt doing funnels in the quad?

God I wish we had cell phones and digital cameras back then.
2012-10-03 02:10:27 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.

I don't find her attractive (not hideous either). Granted, I'm gay. But they say we have an eye for those things if only superficially. Not political about it, either - I think she's a conservative performance artist. I don't think she has opinions. She has shtick.

But to your point, even Keith Olbermann can put his politics aside. He dated Laura Ingraham.


I am definitely extremely anti-partisanship when it comes to the ladies of politics. I always wanted to bang Chelsea Clinton and there are many who think she's fugly. I think Maddow is kinda hot, but the short haircut is the turn off for me.
2012-10-03 02:10:15 PM  
1 votes:

cman: xynix: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.

It's that the things she says makes her seem disgusting. I did match.com date once and the girl was amazingly gorgeous.. Tall, dark hair, blue eyes, amazing rack. Perfect! No.. She started talking about wanting an escalade, jewelry, clothes, how she needed a man to help her buy stuff.. shiat like that. As the night wore on she became more and more unattractive.

Ann has had years to become unattractive and she's got it down to an art form.

Yes, because Playboy only wants to photograph girls who are beautiful on the inside only.

Playboy takes photos of hot chicks with their clothes off. Pink is pink.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-03 02:01:56 PM  
1 votes:
I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.
2012-10-03 02:00:54 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, they were able to airbrush away Chyna's clenis in Playboy, so why not Ann Coulter's?
2012-10-03 01:59:50 PM  
1 votes:
I thought I misread the headline and I threw up a little in my mouth and I read it again and I threw up a whole bunch more and my dick fell off.
 
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