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Kurmudgeon		2012-10-03 09:13:00 PM

Anne is not a man, she just has an extra chromosome.
/or two.
/XXY
//Klinefelter's Syndrome

Bill Murray said I was weird		2012-10-03 09:16:32 PM

shotglasss: We get it, she's a woman.

Misogyny on parade from the left, again.

Hey look, another Coulter worshipper.

Gyrfalcon		2012-10-03 09:55:14 PM

Bill Murray said I was weird: shotglasss: We get it, she's a woman.

Misogyny on parade from the left, again.

Hey look, another Coulter worshipper.

They sacrifice Ken dolls and those weird asexual department store mannequins twice a month on her plastic altar.

Tumunga		2012-10-03 10:12:52 PM

Mikey1969: Tumunga: Not me. I'm voting Obama...so, your mom?

My mom what? Are you asking her out? I don't care, except that she's been dead since 1975, you're pretty freaky-deaky, if you ask me.

What can I say? I dig old chics.

Harry_Seldon		2012-10-03 11:33:56 PM

Let me fix thread....

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skinink		2012-10-03 11:57:02 PM

I assumed the staples holding the mag together was Ann Coulter's centerfold pictorial.

cryinoutloud		2012-10-04 12:27:14 AM

Stratohead: so...all we have is Coulter claiming Playboy asked her...and it's not like she's built an entire career out of lying her flat bony ass off and/or attention whoring... so it MUST be true...

it was probably Hustler. Larry Flynt would think that was funny as hell.

Suicide of a Phoenix		2012-10-04 12:43:58 AM

cman: Diogenes: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.

I don't find her attractive (not hideous either). Granted, I'm gay. But they say we have an eye for those things if only superficially. Not political about it, either - I think she's a conservative performance artist. I don't think she has opinions. She has shtick.

But to your point, even Keith Olbermann can put his politics aside. He dated Laura Ingraham.

I am definitely extremely anti-partisanship when it comes to the ladies of politics. I always wanted to bang Chelsea Clinton and there are many who think she's fugly. I think Maddow is kinda hot, but the short haircut is the turn off for me.

Always? Wasn't she about 12 when Bill took office, Maybe you need to have a seat...

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-10-04 01:06:12 AM

WARNING: It has been done before ... images.wikia.com

NSFW

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-10-04 01:07:06 AM

GAH! That's not what I wanted! MODS please delete my previous post!

Suicide of a Phoenix		2012-10-04 01:12:13 AM

GreatGlavinsGhost: WARNING: It has been done before ... [images.wikia.com image 275x413]NSFW

Down and to the left...
down and to the left...
left...

Wait, I can tell that's a photoshop because nothing on Ann would "go to the left"

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-10-04 01:17:16 AM

Suicide of a Phoenix: GreatGlavinsGhost: WARNING: It has been done before ... [images.wikia.com image 275x413]NSFW

Down and to the left...
down and to the left...
left...

Wait, I can tell that's a photoshop because nothing on Ann would "go to the left"

Obviously, that photo has been flipped.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-04 02:36:32 AM

GreatGlavinsGhost: GAH! That's not what I wanted! MODS please delete my previous post!

Pickle Incident 2012.

quatchi		2012-10-04 05:03:08 AM

"They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered

4.bp.blogspot.com

/Pic is hawt like Ann is not.

farkplug		2012-10-04 05:03:18 AM

No. Sometimes a dye job, a nose job, a facelift, a brow lift, professional makeup, and photoshop aren't enough.

rewind2846		2012-10-04 07:12:44 AM

I thought Playboy was a heterosexual men's magazine? Is this a new marketing thing? I thought Playgirl covered the gay male audience?

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-10-04 07:21:46 AM

The Coultergeist packs the strap-on.
NTTAWWT.

SpectroBoy		2012-10-04 08:36:25 AM

It's one thing to airbrush out an adam's apple. It's a whole other thing to airbrush out a penis.

jonnyh		2012-10-04 10:02:25 AM

Bag of Hammers: but if playboy is trying to get a right wing mouthpiece to show her goods, may I suggest:

S.E. Cupp is HAWT. Her co-host, Krystal Ball, isn't too shabby, either, but given the choice, I'd press my filthy liberal self up against Ms. Cupp.

//ideology be damned

Mobutu		2012-10-04 10:30:00 AM

She isn't ugly. Well, until she opens her mouth at least. She isn't "drop dead gorgeous" but she isn't Roseanne Barr or anything. Just a lanky, average blonde chick, now a bit past her prime.

Still, though, I have a feeling it would freeze and fall off if you got it anywhere near her... beyotch is cold.

Bag of Hammers		2012-10-04 10:41:42 AM

jonnyh: Bag of Hammers: but if playboy is trying to get a right wing mouthpiece to show her goods, may I suggest:

S.E. Cupp is HAWT. Her co-host, Krystal Ball, isn't too shabby, either, but given the choice, I'd press my filthy liberal self up against Ms. Cupp.

//ideology be damned

This. Politics has nothing to do with this. If Coulter was the slightest bit hot I would bang her, she's not, she looks like a post op tranny and all the "fark independents" hurling insults isn't going to change that.

Gecko Gingrich		2012-10-04 11:26:15 AM

Tumunga: The fact is most of you FarkLibs would bang the shiat out of that, but for the FACT you don't wanna look bad in front of your FarkLib friends here by sleeping with, what your FarkLib friends have determined, the enemy.

Get your FarkLibby butt out of mom's basement, set aside the peer pressure you're experiencing from your FarkLibtard friends, and tell us all the secret you're keeping. No, not the one where you're ready to take a bite out of Bella Abzug's wormy snatch, the other one.

One, I love when I'm derided as a lib, just as much as I love when I'm derided as a con.

Two, I like my girls a bit thicker. She's just too skinny for me. Different stokes, and all that.

Three, I'm married. Perhaps not quite as happily as I'd like to be, but I still have no intention of banging anyone other than my wife.

Ctrl-Alt-Del		2012-10-04 11:37:01 AM

cman: 10 20 years ago she was ~~absolutely drop dead gorgeous~~ good looking. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.

She was pretty when she was in her twenties, but she was never Playboy material based on looks alone. And unfortunately for her, her fame and her looks apparently have an inversely proportional relationship, so by the time she was Playboy material, it was surely based almost entirely on her notoriety.

PsyLord		2012-10-04 11:38:06 AM

I think we can all agree that it's good news that she turned down the offer and the seventh seal will remain intact. However, this brings up the question as to who in Playboy is insane enough to make that offer to her in the first place?

rufus-t-firefly		2012-10-04 01:50:23 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: AdolfOliverPanties: [i.timeinc.net image 449x463]

Wow. A stunner.

From the same du thread:

[img.timeinc.net image 449x463]

Bet she was wearing tasseled loafers too...YUM!

She looks like she had a soul then.

Tumunga		2012-10-04 02:54:17 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Tumunga: The fact is most of you FarkLibs would bang the shiat out of that, but for the FACT you don't wanna look bad in front of your FarkLib friends here by sleeping with, what your FarkLib friends have determined, the enemy.

Get your FarkLibby butt out of mom's basement, set aside the peer pressure you're experiencing from your FarkLibtard friends, and tell us all the secret you're keeping. No, not the one where you're ready to take a bite out of Bella Abzug's wormy snatch, the other one.

One, I love when I'm derided as a lib, just as much as I love when I'm derided as a con.

Two, I like my girls a bit thicker. She's just too skinny for me. Different stokes, and all that.

Three, I'm married. Perhaps not quite as happily as I'd like to be, but I still have no intention of banging anyone other than my wife.

But you're not living in your basement...are you?