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(Mediaite)   Ann Coulter makes a decision we can all agree with, turns down offer to pose in Playboy   (mediaite.com) divider line 178
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2012-10-03 06:29:30 PM
badattitudes.com
 
2012-10-03 06:31:30 PM

The Bruce Dickinson: [badattitudes.com image 350x522]


Okay. That's awesome and I lol'd.
 
2012-10-03 06:32:14 PM

MrEricSir: [imageshack.us image 600x450]

^ Sexiest photo I could find of Coulter.


DAT ASS!
 
2012-10-03 06:34:27 PM

Brick-House: Typical fark libtard response. You fools wouldn't know what to do with a real woman, so why don't you all go back to your moms basement and continue fapping into her used panties.


That's what I say to Michelle Obama haters.

Real women have curves. And a badonkadonk.

Coulter has neither.
 
2012-10-03 06:36:25 PM

Brick-House: Typical fark libtard response. You fools wouldn't know what to do with a real woman, so why don't you all go back to your moms basement and continue fapping into her used panties.


Son - if you want some of that, you can have it. I will wait here for you.
 
2012-10-03 06:36:49 PM
Only if it is a scratch and sniff issue

/you can thank me later for that
 
2012-10-03 06:36:49 PM

poot_rootbeer: [t1.gstatic.com image 191x263] WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 101 Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed.


Giggled pretty hard. Well done.
 
2012-10-03 06:42:02 PM
She's not fat. That means I'd hit it.

Ah, who am I kidding. If she were fat, i'd still hit it. Just not sober.
 
2012-10-03 06:42:14 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com

www.threadbombing.com

i158.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-03 06:42:26 PM

asmodeus224: Only if it is a scratch and sniff issue

/you can thank me later for that


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 06:44:10 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 06:48:21 PM

zappaisfrank: I think it's interesting that none of her ex-boyfriends have come out and done any "tell alls" about her. Then I remember that spiders actually eat their paramours when they're done mating, so I guess I answered my own question.


I don't think that's strange at all. I think most people wouldn't write a tell-all book about their ex, especially a man writing about a woman... it just seems very... well douchey isn't quite the right word, but something in a douche-like way that is also mildly emasculating as well. There's just something really biatchy about it that should make you turn in your man card for doing it.

However, getting together with your buds at the bar and going on about how you used to nail the hot office girl in the ass and then cream on her tits is fine. I guess that's the socially acceptable way for a guy to go about this.

Anyway, that being said, Ann Coulter is pretty plan in general and frankly, way too old to be sexually attractive to anyone under 50 with any taste. I imagine any playboy spread with her in it would look like an advertisement for hunger relief (for only pennies on the dollar you can help feed a starving pundit).
 
2012-10-03 06:49:02 PM
news.makemeheal.com
 
2012-10-03 06:53:38 PM
in HS:
snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

kind of looks like Scott Walker in a wig
 
2012-10-03 06:55:35 PM
Her neck is too pointy.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 07:00:10 PM
On Tuesday night's show, host Joy Behar managed to coax some personal revelations out of iconic conservative media figure big mouthed, pre-op transexual moron Ann Coulter.

FTFY

/God, the stuff they call "journalism" nowadays, people can't even be bothered to research the subject of their articles correctly anymore...
 
2012-10-03 07:03:37 PM
"They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered, "and I said no, I would never do it, I'm a Republican, Joy!"

No, what you are is a self-righteous condescending twunt. There's a difference. What an arrogant biatch.

Here's a fun fact: She's scared of pies.
 
2012-10-03 07:05:13 PM
Ann Coulter naked.Wow. No thanks, I never thought I'd ever say this but I'd rather see that one with the two girls pooping into that cup.
 
2012-10-03 07:05:50 PM

Gecko Gingrich: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

I let the fact that she's not hot dictate whether or not she's hot.


The fact is most of you FarkLibs would bang the shiat out of that, but for the FACT you don't wanna look bad in front of your FarkLib friends here by sleeping with, what your FarkLib friends have determined, the enemy.

Get your FarkLibby butt out of mom's basement, set aside the peer pressure you're experiencing from your FarkLibtard friends, and tell us all the secret you're keeping. No, not the one where you're ready to take a bite out of Bella Abzug's wormy snatch, the other one.
 
2012-10-03 07:08:17 PM
What FarkLibs actually believe is a hot woman:

www.history.com

/obsure
//getcha some mommy basement dwellers
 
2012-10-03 07:15:35 PM

cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.


Well, at least we all know who keeps getting those "Smoking hot such-and-such" Greenlights now... SHe may have been pretty good looking, but "absolutely drop dead gorgeous" is quite the leap.
 
2012-10-03 07:15:52 PM

Tumunga: What FarkLibs actually believe is a hot woman:

[www.history.com image 605x412]

/obsure
//getcha some mommy basement dwellers


Almost didn't recognize her without the cigar.
 
2012-10-03 07:26:14 PM

bullwrinkle: A little skinny for my tastes but she has that nerd turd look going on.


FTFY
 
2012-10-03 07:28:11 PM

Mikey1969: On Tuesday night's show, host Joy Behar managed to coax some personal revelations out of iconic conservative media figure big mouthed, pre-op transexual moron Ann Coulter.

FTFY

/God, the stuff they call "journalism" nowadays, people can't even be bothered to research the subject of their articles correctly anymore...


Homophobic much, FarkLibtard? You're so insecure with your sexuality, you call someone who you think is a pre-op transexual, a moron? Let the lite shine, hippocratic libby, let the lite shine

One would think, with you being a card-carrying FarkLib, you would be empathetic with a pre-op transexual. Shame on you all.
 
2012-10-03 07:30:46 PM

Bag of Hammers: but if playboy is trying to get a right wing mouthpiece to show her goods, may I suggest:


[img600.imageshack.us image 850x732]

[img141.imageshack.us image 600x268]

[thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com image 560x420]

[thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com image 560x382]


Now THAT makes sense. I know the first chick from those pics, but don't know her name. Meghan McCain, I would definitely do. THem's some fun looking boobies... :-)
 
2012-10-03 07:31:59 PM

Gyrfalcon: Keyth: I want to see Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann is a naked lesbian trio.

WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!???!??!?!


Besides, it can't be a "lesbian trio" when one of them is a dude. It just becomes a basic threesome at that point.
 
2012-10-03 07:34:50 PM
I'll bet she's quite the athletic farker, and probably a screamer. I'll bet in any position where she has movement, she's slamming back at YOU as much as you are thrusting into her. She probably also has a small vagina, I'm guessing.
 
2012-10-03 07:41:03 PM

Tumunga: Homophobic much, FarkLibtard? You're so insecure with your sexuality, you call someone who you think is a pre-op transexual, a moron? Let the lite shine, hippocratic libby, let the lite shine

One would think, with you being a card-carrying FarkLib, you would be empathetic with a pre-op transexual. Shame on you all.


A: I'm not a "liberal". Just because I don't like the current batch of hateful, moronic asshole Republicans, it doesn't make me a "liberal".

B: Calling a dude posing as a woman a "pre-op transexual" does NOT make someone "homophobic"

C: I call Coulter a moron because of the stuff that falls out of that mouth when it opens, not because of the penis.

D: As a gay-bashing pre-op, Coulter is being hypocritical.

E: I don't give a hateful asshat like that a free ride "just because" they fit into a certain category, that's more a partisan thing, something someone like you would do.
 
2012-10-03 07:45:13 PM

Shaggy_C: She's not fat. That means I'd hit it.

Ah, who am I kidding. If she were fat, i'd still hit it. Just not sober.


Closed fist or open hand?
 
2012-10-03 07:46:14 PM

Tumunga: Mikey1969: On Tuesday night's show, host Joy Behar managed to coax some personal revelations out of iconic conservative media figure big mouthed, pre-op transexual moron Ann Coulter.

FTFY

/God, the stuff they call "journalism" nowadays, people can't even be bothered to research the subject of their articles correctly anymore...

Homophobic much, FarkLibtard? You're so insecure with your sexuality, you call someone who you think is a pre-op transexual, a moron? Let the lite shine, hippocratic libby, let the lite shine

One would think, with you being a card-carrying FarkLib, you would be empathetic with a pre-op transexual. Shame on you all.


i18.photobucket.com

The Tea-Master & the Assassin

Taiko, a warrior who lived in Japan before the Tokugawa era, studied Cha-no-yu, tea etiquette, with Sen no Rikyu, a teacher of that aesthetical expression of calmness and contentment.

Taiko's attendant warrior Kato interpreted his superior's enthusiasm for tea etiquette as negligence of state affairs, so he decided to kill Sen no Rikyu. He pretended to make a social call upon the tea-master and was invited to drink tea.

The master, who was well skilled in his art, saw at a glance the warrior's intention, so he invited Kato to leave his sword outside before entering the room for the ceremony, explaining the Cha-no-yu represents peacefulness itself.

Kato would not listen to this. "I am a warrior," he said. "I always have my sword with me. Cha-no-yu or no Cha-no-yu, I have my sword."

"Very well. Bring your sword in and have some tea," consented Sen no Rikyu.

The kettle was boiling on the charcoal fire. Suddenly Sen no Rikyu tipped it over. Hissing steam arose, filling the room with smoke and ashes. The startled warrior ran outside.

The tea-master apologized. "It was my mistake. Come back in and have some tea. I have your sword here covered with ashes and will clean it and give it to you."

In this predicament the warrior realized he could not very well kill the tea-master, so he gave up the idea.
 
2012-10-03 07:46:52 PM

Tumunga: Gecko Gingrich: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

I let the fact that she's not hot dictate whether or not she's hot.

The fact is most of you FarkLibs would bang the shiat out of that, but for the FACT you don't wanna look bad in front of your FarkLib friends here by sleeping with, what your FarkLib friends have determined, the enemy.

Get your FarkLibby butt out of mom's basement, set aside the peer pressure you're experiencing from your FarkLibtard friends, and tell us all the secret you're keeping. No, not the one where you're ready to take a bite out of Bella Abzug's wormy snatch, the other one.


You should watch that blood pressure. You're gonna blow a valve one day if you're not careful.
 
2012-10-03 07:47:11 PM

Tumunga: Gecko Gingrich: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

I let the fact that she's not hot dictate whether or not she's hot.

The fact is most of you FarkLibs would bang the shiat out of that, but for the FACT you don't wanna look bad in front of your FarkLib friends here by sleeping with, what your FarkLib friends have determined, the enemy.

Get your FarkLibby butt out of mom's basement, set aside the peer pressure you're experiencing from your FarkLibtard friends, and tell us all the secret you're keeping. No, not the one where you're ready to take a bite out of Bella Abzug's wormy snatch, the other one.


You sound just like the other account that posted earlier in the thread.

\ Know how I know you haven't read the thread?...
 
2012-10-03 07:48:07 PM

ComicBookGuy: I'll bet she's quite the athletic farker, and probably a screamer. I'll bet in any position where she has movement, she's slamming back at YOU as much as you are thrusting into her. She probably also has a small vagina, I'm guessing.


Well, it can't have had much use.
 
2012-10-03 07:51:07 PM
I gotta admit.
I'd hate fark her.
 
2012-10-03 07:52:35 PM

Mikey1969: Tumunga: Homophobic much, FarkLibtard? You're so insecure with your sexuality, you call someone who you think is a pre-op transexual, a moron? Let the lite shine, hippocratic libby, let the lite shine

One would think, with you being a card-carrying FarkLib, you would be empathetic with a pre-op transexual. Shame on you all.

A: I'm not a "liberal". Just because I don't like the current batch of hateful, moronic asshole Republicans, it doesn't make me a "liberal".

B: Calling a dude posing as a woman a "pre-op transexual" does NOT make someone "homophobic"

C: I call Coulter a moron because of the stuff that falls out of that mouth when it opens, not because of the penis.

D: As a gay-bashing pre-op, Coulter is being hypocritical.

E: I don't give a hateful asshat like that a free ride "just because" they fit into a certain category, that's more a partisan thing, something someone like you would do.


Not me. I'm voting Obama...so, your mom?
 
2012-10-03 07:54:38 PM

Mikey1969: Tumunga: Gecko Gingrich: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

I let the fact that she's not hot dictate whether or not she's hot.

The fact is most of you FarkLibs would bang the shiat out of that, but for the FACT you don't wanna look bad in front of your FarkLib friends here by sleeping with, what your FarkLib friends have determined, the enemy.

Get your FarkLibby butt out of mom's basement, set aside the peer pressure you're experiencing from your FarkLibtard friends, and tell us all the secret you're keeping. No, not the one where you're ready to take a bite out of Bella Abzug's wormy snatch, the other one.

You should watch that blood pressure. You're gonna blow a valve one day if you're not careful.


Blow a valve? Is he hot?
 
2012-10-03 08:01:34 PM
s7.postimage.org
 
2012-10-03 08:05:08 PM

Tumunga: Not me. I'm voting Obama...so, your mom?


My mom what? Are you asking her out? I don't care, except that she's been dead since 1975, you're pretty freaky-deaky, if you ask me.
 
2012-10-03 08:10:52 PM
You guys are pathetic.

Thin + bleach-blond hair =/= hot

She has a very normal looking face, no muscle structure, sharp edges all over her body due to low body fat, and bolt-on boobs (sorry, the titty-faerie doesn't arrive in your late 20s unless you have a kid, especially when you have about 1% body fat). Add in the knowledge of how horrible of a human being she is and I couldn't imagine being in the same room as her, much less being turned on by her.

Sippy Cup on the other hand... she actually is cute and an athiest - so maybe I could get over all of the dumb things that come out of her mouth.
 
2012-10-03 08:19:23 PM
www.newsrealblog.com
 
2012-10-03 08:28:08 PM

Bag of Hammers: pxsteel: praymantis: I would in a heartbeat.

I would too. This thread proves how farked up in the head most farkers are.

sorry guys, my penis is politically neutral, I would hate-fark the stupid out of Sarah Palin and one of those insipid Peta Chicks but Coulter gives me negative boner.


Respectfully disagree, but not everybody digs thin chicks. In the words of Louie Prima "The closer to the bone sweeter is the meat."
 
2012-10-03 08:29:07 PM
Really sharp knees
 
2012-10-03 08:31:20 PM
Ann's just mad because Tula beat her to the punch as the first transsexual to pose for Playboy.
 
2012-10-03 08:33:51 PM

Boxcutta: Her neck is too pointy.

[i.imgur.com image 546x480]


It's not the adam's apple that scares me so, it's those two extra elbows.
 
2012-10-03 08:40:21 PM
If it existed I would look. I am not proud of this. But curiosity would get the better of me.
 
2012-10-03 08:47:39 PM
We get it, she's a woman.

Misogyny on parade from the left, again.
 
2012-10-03 08:57:50 PM

shotglasss: We get it, she's a woman.


She may be a tranny, Intellectual honesty (if that's possible from a conservative) demands follow up.
 
2012-10-03 09:00:12 PM
I imagine it would be like farking a bag of pretzel rods.
 
2012-10-03 09:01:37 PM

shotglasss: We get it, she's a woman.

Misogyny on parade from the left, again.


Oh look, it's a cargo cult Republican catchphrase.
 
2012-10-03 09:07:30 PM

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: shotglasss: We get it, she's a woman.

Misogyny on parade from the left, again.

Oh look, it's a cargo cult Republican catchphrase.


Is there any other kind of Republican catchphrase?
 
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