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(Mediaite)   Ann Coulter makes a decision we can all agree with, turns down offer to pose in Playboy   (mediaite.com) divider line 178
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2012-10-03 01:59:50 PM
I thought I misread the headline and I threw up a little in my mouth and I read it again and I threw up a whole bunch more and my dick fell off.
 
2012-10-03 02:00:38 PM
She did accept Playgirl's offer however.
 
2012-10-03 02:00:50 PM
There is, in fact, a God.
 
2012-10-03 02:00:54 PM
Hey, they were able to airbrush away Chyna's clenis in Playboy, so why not Ann Coulter's?
 
2012-10-03 02:01:15 PM
Her sharp-angled joints would have shredded the pages.
 
2012-10-03 02:01:16 PM
I call BS. No way would Playboy run a spread of that man. I'm sure it would bring HH out of retirement.
 
2012-10-03 02:01:34 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: She did accept Playgirl's offer however.


Doesn't Playgirl go more for the twink look?
 
2012-10-03 02:01:56 PM
I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.
 
2012-10-03 02:02:52 PM
That was a mental image I never, ever, ever, at the worst moment of my life, EVER wanted to have
 
2012-10-03 02:03:30 PM
She's the coverspecies for Entomology Monthly.
 
2012-10-03 02:03:34 PM
I knew Playboy snuck trannies in! I knew it!
 
2012-10-03 02:05:24 PM

cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.


It's that the things she says makes her seem disgusting. I did match.com date once and the girl was amazingly gorgeous.. Tall, dark hair, blue eyes, amazing rack. Perfect! No.. She started talking about wanting an escalade, jewelry, clothes, how she needed a man to help her buy stuff.. shiat like that. As the night wore on she became more and more unattractive.

Ann has had years to become unattractive and she's got it down to an art form.
 
2012-10-03 02:07:43 PM

cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.


I don't find her attractive (not hideous either). Granted, I'm gay. But they say we have an eye for those things if only superficially. Not political about it, either - I think she's a conservative performance artist. I don't think she has opinions. She has shtick.

But to your point, even Keith Olbermann can put his politics aside. He dated Laura Ingraham.
 
2012-10-03 02:08:09 PM

xynix: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.

It's that the things she says makes her seem disgusting. I did match.com date once and the girl was amazingly gorgeous.. Tall, dark hair, blue eyes, amazing rack. Perfect! No.. She started talking about wanting an escalade, jewelry, clothes, how she needed a man to help her buy stuff.. shiat like that. As the night wore on she became more and more unattractive.

Ann has had years to become unattractive and she's got it down to an art form.


Yes, because Playboy only wants to photograph girls who are beautiful on the inside only.

Playboy takes photos of hot chicks with their clothes off. Pink is pink.
 
2012-10-03 02:10:15 PM

cman: xynix: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.

It's that the things she says makes her seem disgusting. I did match.com date once and the girl was amazingly gorgeous.. Tall, dark hair, blue eyes, amazing rack. Perfect! No.. She started talking about wanting an escalade, jewelry, clothes, how she needed a man to help her buy stuff.. shiat like that. As the night wore on she became more and more unattractive.

Ann has had years to become unattractive and she's got it down to an art form.

Yes, because Playboy only wants to photograph girls who are beautiful on the inside only.

Playboy takes photos of hot chicks with their clothes off. Pink is pink.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 02:10:27 PM

Diogenes: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.

I don't find her attractive (not hideous either). Granted, I'm gay. But they say we have an eye for those things if only superficially. Not political about it, either - I think she's a conservative performance artist. I don't think she has opinions. She has shtick.

But to your point, even Keith Olbermann can put his politics aside. He dated Laura Ingraham.


I am definitely extremely anti-partisanship when it comes to the ladies of politics. I always wanted to bang Chelsea Clinton and there are many who think she's fugly. I think Maddow is kinda hot, but the short haircut is the turn off for me.
 
2012-10-03 02:11:36 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: She did accept Playgirl Honcho's offer however.


FTFY
 
2012-10-03 02:14:09 PM

cman: I am definitely extremely anti-partisanship when it comes to the ladies of politics.


I went to college with Monica Crowley. I used to school her in Poli Sci classes. I have no respect for her. But I will always accept that she is a very attractive women. (Nixon thought so too, which explains her career wink wink.)
 
2012-10-03 02:16:32 PM

Diogenes: cman: I am definitely extremely anti-partisanship when it comes to the ladies of politics.

I went to college with Monica Crowley. I used to school her in Poli Sci classes. I have no respect for her. But I will always accept that she is a very attractive women. (Nixon thought so too, which explains her career wink wink.)


Meh, not too keen on her. She is just a normal looking blond. Nothing special with her.
 
2012-10-03 02:18:35 PM

cman: xynix: cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.

10 years ago she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. For all we know Playboy could have asked her in that time.

It's that the things she says makes her seem disgusting. I did match.com date once and the girl was amazingly gorgeous.. Tall, dark hair, blue eyes, amazing rack. Perfect! No.. She started talking about wanting an escalade, jewelry, clothes, how she needed a man to help her buy stuff.. shiat like that. As the night wore on she became more and more unattractive.

Ann has had years to become unattractive and she's got it down to an art form.

Yes, because Playboy only wants to photograph girls who are beautiful on the inside only.

Playboy takes photos of hot chicks with their clothes off. Pink is pink.


Wait, what? Pink did a spread?
 
2012-10-03 02:19:21 PM
i.timeinc.net

Wow. A stunner.
 
2012-10-03 02:19:49 PM

cman: Diogenes: cman: I am definitely extremely anti-partisanship when it comes to the ladies of politics.

I went to college with Monica Crowley. I used to school her in Poli Sci classes. I have no respect for her. But I will always accept that she is a very attractive women. (Nixon thought so too, which explains her career wink wink.)

Meh, not too keen on her. She is just a normal looking blond. Nothing special with her.


Back in the day, in a beer soaked t-shirt doing funnels in the quad?

God I wish we had cell phones and digital cameras back then.
 
2012-10-03 02:22:00 PM

Diogenes: cman: Diogenes: cman: I am definitely extremely anti-partisanship when it comes to the ladies of politics.

I went to college with Monica Crowley. I used to school her in Poli Sci classes. I have no respect for her. But I will always accept that she is a very attractive women. (Nixon thought so too, which explains her career wink wink.)

Meh, not too keen on her. She is just a normal looking blond. Nothing special with her.

Back in the day, in a beer soaked t-shirt doing funnels in the quad?

God I wish we had cell phones and digital cameras back then.


When she was younger she possibly would have had my interest, but I really dont know much about her.

There is one Democrat who I would give an arm for a night of passion, and she is Alicia Menendez. Holy hell is she hot
 
2012-10-03 02:23:34 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Wow. A stunner.


I dig the preppy look.
 
2012-10-03 02:26:55 PM

cman: I think its stupid that people are letting partisanship control who they think is hot or not.


I let the fact that she's not hot dictate whether or not she's hot.
 
2012-10-03 02:33:37 PM
I'm pretty sure, once Coulter's reputation begins to wane and people grow tired of her, she'll be begging Playboy to take her picture.
 
2012-10-03 02:36:58 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [i.timeinc.net image 449x463]

Wow. A stunner.


From the same du thread:

img.timeinc.net 

Bet she was wearing tasseled loafers too...YUM!
 
2012-10-03 02:36:59 PM

Vodka Zombie: I'm pretty sure, once Coulter's reputation begins to wane and people grow tired of her, she'll be begging pegging Playboy to take her picture.

 
2012-10-03 02:40:59 PM

xynix: It's that the things she says makes her seem disgusting.


This never makes sense to me when people talk about people they don't know personally.

A celebrity is someone that I am very capable of appreciating on a totally physical level, regardless of what smart, stupid, things they say.
 
2012-10-03 02:54:50 PM
I see "Playboy" is still desperately trying to stay relevant. They shouldn't have let their writing go to shiat in the 1990's.
 
2012-10-03 03:01:46 PM

dahmers love zombie: There is, in fact, a God.


Not so fast, Tag says unlikely. I assume it's unlikely she will turn down a chance to AW.
 
2012-10-03 03:02:50 PM
I know Hef is getting a bit senile, but he asked Ann Coulter to pose? Good grief man, get some dignity.
 
2012-10-03 03:03:20 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: xynix: It's that the things she says makes her seem disgusting.

This never makes sense to me when people talk about people they don't know personally.

A celebrity is someone that I am very capable of appreciating on a totally physical level, regardless of what smart, stupid, things they say.


Probably because celebrities mean nothing to me.. There may be one or two I wouldn't mind hanging out with just because they seem like people I would normally hang out with. The vast majority of them, especially the fake celebrities, are just empty faces.
 
2012-10-03 03:10:40 PM
Did she accept the Playgirl offer?
 
2012-10-03 03:20:15 PM
"They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered, "and I said no, I would never do it, I'm a Republican, Joy!"

Republicans DO have sex...I mean I haven't seen it in person mind you but still...
 
2012-10-03 03:26:12 PM
saintmatteide.files.wordpress.com

What an Ann Coulter Playboy cover might look like
 
2012-10-03 03:27:00 PM

Weaver95: "They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered, "and I said no, I would never do it, I'm a Republican, Joy!"

Republicans DO have sex...I mean I haven't seen it in person mind you but still...


For many years I was Republican, and indeed I had sex. With other Republicans and even a few amoral Democrats even. Even a couple from Fark even. I won't say that one side of the aisle is freakier than the other, but I will say that lapsed Mormons have lapsed Catholics beat hands down...
 
2012-10-03 03:28:31 PM

hubiestubert: amoral Democrats


redundant much? ;)
 
2012-10-03 03:32:45 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-03 03:33:46 PM
She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.
 
2012-10-03 03:35:44 PM

Weaver95: "They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered, "and I said no, I would never do it, I'm a Republican, Joy!"

Republicans DO have sex...I mean I haven't seen it in person mind you but still...


I heard they have to recruit children to replenish their ranks.

But then, I've also heard that they emit a cloud of spores when sufficiently aroused (such as hearing Reagan say "Government is the problem")
 
2012-10-03 03:39:23 PM
Interesting business plan for a visual media -- publishing images that make their customers ram barbeque skewers deep into their eyes before screaming "I CAN STILL SEEE ITTTTTT"
 
2012-10-03 03:44:05 PM
I did find an artist rendering of her showing the goods during a game of "truth or dare" when she was younger, if anyone was interested.

i881.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-03 04:44:06 PM

zedster: AdolfOliverPanties: She did accept Playgirl Honcho's offer however.

FTFY


The only thing I would offer her is an anvil to her head.

/wait, you are talking about the magazine "Honcho"? NVM...
 
2012-10-03 04:58:16 PM
Which one? For men or for women?
 
2012-10-03 04:59:36 PM
I'd download it.
 
2012-10-03 05:00:09 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: AdolfOliverPanties: [i.timeinc.net image 449x463]

Wow. A stunner.

From the same du thread:

[img.timeinc.net image 449x463] 

Bet she was wearing tasseled loafers too...YUM!


Why don't you have a seat right over there...
 
2012-10-03 05:00:42 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: She did accept Playgirl's offer however.


WINNAR!
 
2012-10-03 05:01:20 PM
Ain't enough photoshop in the world to make him look good
 
2012-10-03 05:02:09 PM

hubiestubert: Weaver95: "They asked me to once," Coulter quietly offered, "and I said no, I would never do it, I'm a Republican, Joy!"

Republicans DO have sex...I mean I haven't seen it in person mind you but still...

For many years I was Republican, and indeed I had sex. With other Republicans and even a few amoral Democrats even. Even a couple from Fark even. I won't say that one side of the aisle is freakier than the other, but I will say that lapsed Mormons have lapsed Catholics beat hands down...


I met some freaky girls in the Young Republicans.
 
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