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(South Florida News-Press)   If you must fight, don't fight a cop. But if you must fight a cop, don't use a machete. And if you must fight a cop and use a machete, don't do it in the middle of police headquarters   (news-press.com) divider line 32
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2012-10-03 01:47:36 PM
I don't get it. Was the cop a zombie? Then I don't see why a machete is completely appropriate.
 
2012-10-03 01:55:57 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I don't get it. Was the cop a zombie? Then I don't see why a machete is completely appropriate.


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It's a thing. You wouldn't understand.
 
2012-10-03 02:55:07 PM

Vodka Zombie: Because People in power are Stupid: I don't get it. Was the cop a zombie? Then I don't see why a machete is completely appropriate.

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It's a thing. You wouldn't understand.



He knows the score....and gets the women.
 
2012-10-03 03:03:29 PM
www.machetezombie.com

Everybody knows that one of the best ways of killing a zombie is with a machete because you cut off the head.

Zombie Cops therefore might require a machete.

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I don't know who that mexican guy is. I thought I saw a preview for that movie though.
 
2012-10-03 03:05:01 PM
Um, subby, the best place to find cops is in a police headquarters. That's where I prefer to do my cop-chopping. Maybe that's just me.
 
2012-10-03 03:26:43 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I don't know who that mexican guy is. I thought I saw a preview for that movie though.


I'm on to you, man. You're not tricking me, hombre.
 
2012-10-03 03:46:13 PM
Are they unable to embed a proper video?
 
2012-10-03 04:06:12 PM
and he lived to tell about it....

/that guy wanted to die that day
 
2012-10-03 04:10:49 PM
I bet the guy that opened the door just yelled, "EVERYONE OUT HERE FOR TASER PRACTICE!"
 
2012-10-03 04:19:03 PM
Subby has clearly never played GTA: Vice City.
 
2012-10-03 04:19:41 PM
Notice how the video stops right before they get to the serious curb stomping?
 
2012-10-03 04:37:21 PM
Why did the cop drop his gun? Isn't that the first rule?
 
2012-10-03 04:39:42 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Why did the cop drop his gun? Isn't that the first rule?


I think Machete Man scandalized the poor plant in the middle right corner.
 
2012-10-03 04:41:53 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Why did the cop drop his gun? Isn't that the first rule?


That was a taser. The probes would have been caught in his jacket, when he swung his machete he hit the leads and that threw it across the floor.
 
2012-10-03 04:44:16 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Why did the cop drop his gun? Isn't that the first rule?

That was a taser. The probes would have been caught in his jacket, when he swung his machete he hit the leads and that threw it across the floor.


Oh and if you want to have a serious oh shiat moment, try an ineffectual taser shot on an armed man.
 
2012-10-03 05:10:33 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I don't know who that mexican guy is. I thought I saw a preview for that movie though.


Danny Trejo, one of my most favorite actors. Shot from his movie named Machete.
 
2012-10-03 05:17:30 PM
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2012-10-03 05:23:08 PM
Or, more succinctly: "Never bring a knife to a gun fight."
 
2012-10-03 05:25:19 PM
I expected to read "... slain in a hail of gunfire"

he got off lucky.
 
2012-10-03 05:45:43 PM
Good thing the guy wasn't in a wheel chair...
 
2012-10-03 05:46:32 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: and he lived to tell about it....

/that guy wanted to die that day


Yeah I thought the police would have "subdued" him with 65 rounds from a .40 S&W
 
2012-10-03 05:55:38 PM

Vodka Zombie: I'm on to you, man. You're not tricking me, hombre.


Don't call me hombre, mang

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Um, subby, the best place to find cops is in a police headquarters. That's where I prefer to do my cop-chopping. Maybe that's just me.


Nope. Seconded. See also, cop funerals. Good huntin there, too.
 
2012-10-03 06:07:14 PM

marleymaniac: I bet the guy that opened the door just yelled, "EVERYONE OUT HERE FOR TASER PRACTICE!"


A Taser is one of the few weapons you don't have to worry about the cross-fire problem. Assuming there's a target in the middle.
 
2012-10-03 06:31:28 PM

qsblues: Vodka Zombie: I'm on to you, man. You're not tricking me, hombre.

Don't call me hombre, mang

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Um, subby, the best place to find cops is in a police headquarters. That's where I prefer to do my cop-chopping. Maybe that's just me.

Nope. Seconded. See also, cop funerals. Good huntin there, too.


Don't call me mang, muchacho.
 
2012-10-03 07:21:06 PM

R.A.Danny: Are they unable to embed a proper video?


thank you! was wondering if it was just for me. no video, no written article. way to go Subby. way to go.
 
2012-10-03 09:00:01 PM

bullwrinkle: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: and he lived to tell about it....

/that guy wanted to die that day

Yeah I thought the police would have "subdued" him with 65 rounds from a .40 S&W


would be well within their rights to do so. Attempted to use non-lethal, it failed, he moved toward that officer with a machete. The officer in the door would be justified in shooting him...
 
2012-10-03 11:14:04 PM
ramp.ie

Adebisi begs to differ.
 
2012-10-04 12:17:32 AM
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"When axe meets machete...bet on the axe."
 
2012-10-04 10:32:40 AM

Vodka Zombie: qsblues: Vodka Zombie: I'm on to you, man. You're not tricking me, hombre.

Don't call me hombre, mang

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Um, subby, the best place to find cops is in a police headquarters. That's where I prefer to do my cop-chopping. Maybe that's just me.

Nope. Seconded. See also, cop funerals. Good huntin there, too.

Don't call me mang, muchacho.


Don't call me muchacho, gringo.
 
2012-10-04 03:40:14 PM
whenever I assault a police precinct I always use a doble-ended dildo
 
2012-10-04 05:11:08 PM
Skip the farked up site and view the video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBDSRmMB9jc
 
2012-10-04 06:05:42 PM

TooMuch2AM: Skip the farked up site and view the video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBDSRmMB9jc


Much appreciated. Wish Subbies would link to the "root" source of videos more often.
 
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