Because People in power are Stupid: That's no moon.
Meatybrain: Because People in power are Stupid: That's no moon.Course not. Everbody knows P-A-R-T-I-C-L-E-D-E-T-E-C-T-O-R don't spell "moon".
AdolfOliverPanties: Wouldn't it be easy to detect big particles?
UberDave: AdolfOliverPanties: Wouldn't it be easy to detect big particles?It depends on who the Particle Man is...
lordargent: Click it to see the original 6000 pixel picture hosted at CERN6000 pixels? That's 6 kilopixels, lame// probably meant 6000 pixels across, which still isn't impressive to me (because I make panoramas that are 53,000 pixels across), in short, let me go in and photograph that sucker.// edit, yep, 6000x6000, that's a small picture for me.
runcible spork: Up FarkDown FarkStrange FarkCharm FarkTop FarkBottom Fark/ I now understand the universe.
rustik: [i93.photobucket.com image 792x595]"Hey Jim, do we have any bolts left for these rails?""Nope, we used them all up on the control room chairs. Just use some packing tape.""Packing tape? Seriously? To hold the hand rails together?""Look, we're way over budget on this thing. We're lucky we can get TP for the bathrooms. So which do you want more - TP, or bolts for these stupid hand rails no one will ever use?""Fine..."
OhioKnight: no reason to be ashamed
rustik: "Hey Jim, do we have any bolts left for these rails?"
wjllope: rustik: "Hey Jim, do we have any bolts left for these rails?"holy smokes - is that real?I worked at CERN for a ~month years ago, and have to admit i'm not all that surprised to see that if indeed that pic is from there. but still, holy smokes. The BNL safety crew would go ballistic if they sawthat and we'd all have to take "duct tape training" as a result...
lordargent: I expected something ridiculous in size, like a 20,000x20,000 pixel panorama or something
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