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2012-10-03 11:43:13 AM  
What would be hilarious is if the flight got stuck on a tarmac for several hours
 
2012-10-03 11:46:30 AM  
Round trip? Nope, it should be one way.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-03 11:51:41 AM  
I think lots of real Teaparty 'marekins should take this opportunity. At the last Sekrit Marxist Muslin meeting we decided to impose sharia law and open the FEMA re-education camps in December so you have one month to patriotically escape.
 
2012-10-03 11:54:40 AM  
I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.
 
2012-10-03 12:02:14 PM  

wxboy: I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.


So far it's 61% Obama - 39% Romney

I guess Libertarians and the Green Party people don't get this option.
 
2012-10-03 12:04:02 PM  

wxboy: I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.


Oh, please. There's plenty of idiotic simpleton douchiness on both sides. Neither Republicans nor Democrats have a lockdown on being a partisan asshole.
 
2012-10-03 12:06:10 PM  
Good. Send them all to Kenya.
 
2012-10-03 12:06:38 PM  

utsagrad123: wxboy: I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.

So far it's 61% Obama - 39% Romney

I guess Libertarians and the Green Party people don't get this option.


Unless the actual choice doesn't really matter (which I'm thinking is probably the case) a lot of people are apparently not paying attention to the electoral map.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-03 12:07:12 PM  

Karmacidal: wxboy: I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.

Oh, please. There's plenty of idiotic simpleton douchiness on both sides. Neither Republicans nor Democrats have a lockdown on being a partisan asshole.


That used to be true, but lately Republicans have been the champions.
 
2012-10-03 12:09:58 PM  

wxboy: Unless the actual choice doesn't really matter (which I'm thinking is probably the case) a lot of people are apparently not paying attention to the electoral map.


There's nothing really stopping people from registering multiple times either... At least from what I can tell.
 
2012-10-03 12:14:01 PM  

utsagrad123: There's nothing really stopping people from registering multiple times either... At least from what I can tell.


The rules do say that you can only register once. Of course, they all say that, and there's no telling how closely they check for that.
 
2012-10-03 12:16:18 PM  

wxboy: The rules do say that you can only register once. Of course, they all say that, and there's no telling how closely they check for that.


I think we may be reading to much into this.
 
2012-10-03 12:24:30 PM  

utsagrad123: wxboy: The rules do say that you can only register once. Of course, they all say that, and there's no telling how closely they check for that.

I think we may be reading to much into this.


It wouldn't be the first time.
 
2012-10-03 12:30:37 PM  

wxboy: It wouldn't be the first time.


Well why stop now?

This electoral map seems a little inaccurate.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 12:36:45 PM  

utsagrad123: wxboy: It wouldn't be the first time.

Well why stop now?

This electoral map seems a little inaccurate.
[i.imgur.com image 821x515]


West Virginia's a tossup! Or, they haven't gotten Internet in that state yet.

And Kentucky looks a little misshapen.
 
2012-10-03 12:38:45 PM  

wxboy: West Virginia's a tossup! Or, they haven't gotten Internet in that state yet.

And Kentucky looks a little misshapen.


Texas has gone to Obama and Hawaii has gone strong for Romney. Why is the MSM refusing to report this poll?
 
2012-10-03 12:41:11 PM  

wxboy: I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.


Dude, I'm going to sign up and put "Obama" as the "other guy" because a free trip to Mexico? sweeet!
 
2012-10-03 12:43:31 PM  
Also, most of the people voting against Obama do not own a passport, so they couldn't take advantage of this...
 
2012-10-03 12:57:52 PM  

vpb: Karmacidal: wxboy: I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.

Oh, please. There's plenty of idiotic simpleton douchiness on both sides. Neither Republicans nor Democrats have a lockdown on being a partisan asshole.

That used to be true, but lately Republicans have been the champions.


Only because their guy isn't in office so they're louder. When Bush was in office, the Liberal whine was deafening.
 
2012-10-03 01:29:45 PM  

utsagrad123: wxboy: I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.

So far it's 61% Obama - 39% Romney

I guess Libertarians and the Green Party people don't get this option.


Morans! I Picked Rmoney cause he's gonna lose. Daddy wants a free trip to the Bahamas
 
2012-10-03 02:02:18 PM  
On the one hand, potentially free flight. On the other, I'd have to say I'm picking Romney to win...hmm.
 
2012-10-03 02:20:06 PM  

bdub77: On the one hand, potentially free flight. On the other, I'd have to say I'm picking Romney to win...hmm.


Free Flight>Secret statements on the internet
 
2012-10-03 02:21:47 PM  
I'm not sure if they pick the winners from the pool of the losing candidate, but it's more of a safe bet to vote for Romney in this poll rather than Obama. So based on current polling, I think we can probably safely say that about 60% of the country is stupid. This is an upwards revision from about 45% of the country.
 
2012-10-03 02:34:52 PM  
Suddenly I'm a supporter of Romney.

Because I like free tickets.
 
2012-10-03 02:42:43 PM  
Does JetBlue fly to Kenya or Kolob?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-03 02:56:54 PM  

utsagrad123: wxboy: It wouldn't be the first time.

Well why stop now?

This electoral map seems a little inaccurate.
[i.imgur.com image 821x515]


Is it even for the presidential race?
 
2012-10-03 03:25:39 PM  

Karmacidal: wxboy: I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.

Oh, please. There's plenty of idiotic simpleton douchiness on both sides. Neither Republicans nor Democrats have a lockdown on being a partisan asshole.


I'd enter "Romney" just for the free tickets. Play the odds, dummies.
 
2012-10-03 03:26:21 PM  
maninsombrero.jpg
 
2012-10-03 03:26:44 PM  

vpb: utsagrad123: wxboy: It wouldn't be the first time.

Well why stop now?

This electoral map seems a little inaccurate.
[i.imgur.com image 821x515]

Is it even for the presidential race?


Not possible. It makes no sense as one.
 
2012-10-03 03:28:49 PM  

Karmacidal: vpb: Karmacidal: wxboy: I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.

Oh, please. There's plenty of idiotic simpleton douchiness on both sides. Neither Republicans nor Democrats have a lockdown on being a partisan asshole.

That used to be true, but lately Republicans have been the champions.

Only because their guy isn't in office so they're louder. When Bush was in office, the Liberal whine was deafening.


Well, you kill that many people with lies and you start hearing the sounds that they usually drown out. Like after a snowfall.
 
2012-10-03 03:30:24 PM  
Do I still have the option of moving to Zurich even if my preferred candidate wins?
 
2012-10-03 03:31:51 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Do I still have the option of moving to Zurich even if my preferred candidate wins?


your money does
 
2012-10-03 03:32:26 PM  

utsagrad123: wxboy: I predict they get far more "Romney" entries than "Obama" entries.

So far it's 61% Obama - 39% Romney

I guess Libertarians and the Green Party people don't get this option.


Good let them go. Not surprising the right is so much more Butthurt when they lose.
 
2012-10-03 03:33:30 PM  

Karmacidal: Only because their guy isn't in office so they're louder. When Bush was in office, the Liberal whine was deafening.


Whining on the Internet vs the very real threat of an assassination attempt upon Obama's reinauguration.

But both sides are bad, of course.
 
2012-10-03 03:33:46 PM  
api.ning.com
 
2012-10-03 03:35:06 PM  
I said I was voting for Romney because I think Obama is going to win.
 
2012-10-03 03:35:35 PM  

bsharitt: I said I was voting for Romney because I think Obama is going to win.


I think you are the only person who has thought of that
 
2012-10-03 03:41:33 PM  
You'll get taxed on that......seriously.
 
2012-10-03 03:42:41 PM  
A Boeing 777 could hold, what?, maybe ten Teatards?
 
2012-10-03 03:43:42 PM  
I'm not flying on an American airline no matter who the president is.
 
2012-10-03 03:44:10 PM  
I fly Jetblue every other week. I'm not looking forward to the pool of 2012 assholes that could end up on any one of my flights.
 
2012-10-03 03:45:05 PM  

utsagrad123: wxboy: It wouldn't be the first time.

Well why stop now?

This electoral map seems a little inaccurate.
[i.imgur.com image 821x515]


Jet Blue does not fly in or out of Hawaii, I think that skews it, but who enters a contest that you have no way of using the prize?
 
2012-10-03 03:45:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-03 03:47:13 PM  
Heh... For all the biatching these assholes do about "American being destroyed" or "Obama ushering in a European Welfare State", I encourage them to go find a more suitable country to live in. Same for all the people who threatened this during the Bush years.
I lived and worked outside of the states for 5 years or so. Best thing I've ever done in my life.

That is the ultimate expression of freedom... Choosing where you live and work.

So, by all means, put your money where your mouth is and leave. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
 
2012-10-03 03:50:23 PM  

Whiskey Pete: A Boeing 777 could hold, what?, maybe ten Teatards?


They'll need a few of these.

static.ddmcdn.com
 
2012-10-03 03:51:17 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

Because statistically they would be largely made up of fat farks
 
2012-10-03 03:52:22 PM  
Would this cover the fee for shipping all the hoverounds?
 
2012-10-03 03:54:43 PM  
Tried to enter...got "Log in with Facebook"....

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-03 03:57:25 PM  

Whiskey Pete: A Boeing 777 could hold, what?, maybe ten Teatards?


Including their Rascals?
 
2012-10-03 03:58:26 PM  

what_now: Also, most of the people voting against Obama do not own a passport, so they couldn't take advantage of this...


Also, most people voting for Obama don't have a green card so they can't risk leaving and not being able to get back in.
 
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