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(Washington Post)   "Let me tell you a bit about dressage.'' What Obama, Romney WON'T say in the debate   ( divider line
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2012-10-03 11:49:28 AM  
3 votes:
Things you will not hear tonight:

1. Hey, why don't we actually work together and hammer out a compromise that is best for America. We must take into consideration that the wealthy must contribute fairly and that there is a large contingent of people that will do nothing for themselves.

2. Removing profit and greed from sick and injured people's misfortune is the right thing to do. Nobody can profess any religious or moral high ground while standing on the backs of the sick and disabled.

3. A strong safety net for our elderly and TRULY needy is preferred.

4. We can no longer pretend that we have the right to place military troops and bases all over globe unless we are willing to admit we are in fact, an aggressive and evil empire.

5. We can not legislate morality or religious beliefs.

6. We can no longer maintain a tax system and a judicial system that favors one class over all the others.

8. Some people need to be in jail, insane asylums, or removed from society for the good of that society.

9. The war on drugs, the war on poverty, the war on women are all abject failures.

10. We do not have a handle on education, personal responsibility, entitlement or military spending.

BONUS* There has never been an utopian society. There is no heaven here on Earth.
2012-10-03 03:33:37 PM  
2 votes:
Obama: Will you libs stop whining? I mean, what are you gonna do, vote third party?

Romney: Will you teabaggers stop whining? I mean, what are you gonna do, vote third party?
2012-10-03 11:06:21 AM  
2 votes:
"And even though I was born on African soil, I am, in my heart of hearts, a real American."
"I understand the American Dream. I understand it, and I want to crush it."
"I believe it was my father who first taught me how to play the fart bongos. He said, 'Son, [clicking sounds]'"
"Today you have a clear choice. You can elect someone who will drive up the national debt, deadlock Congress, extend the power of the executive government, sign laws that take away citizens' freedoms. Or you can elect my opponent, who will do much of the same."

"Ask not what your Mitt can do for you. Ask what your country can do for Mitt."
"I've gotta be honest, I asked my staff for Zingers, and after trying them, let me just say, Bain Capital is now invested in Dolly Madison. Does anyone want to buy some junk bonds?"
"Like the guy with the $5000 suit is going to shake hands with the...oh yours is $5000 too? C'mon!"
"I just want to say quickly before we begin, that I really like you 47 percenters. I do! In fact I want to hug all of you collectively. Can we do this on camera? Everyone just come up to your TVs and give me a big ol' hug."
2012-10-03 06:49:22 PM  
1 vote:
You know what we won't hear, although i soooo wish we would, from Obama "i will decriminalize marijuana."
2012-10-03 03:20:42 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: enry: what_now: "Unfunded mandates is actually two words, it's not one really big word"

I doubt Rmoney is going to ask for MA's money back.

Well, no. We actually PAY more money in federal taxes than we take in federal subsidies.

Yeah, otherwise it'd be Obama asking for MA's money back.

/doesn't particularly mind that my money helps poor folks in the South, just resentful they b*tch about it
2012-10-03 02:59:55 PM  
1 vote:
Obama: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Romney: What do you mean, I'm not helping?
2012-10-03 12:12:15 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster: There is no heaven here on Earth.

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2012-10-03 11:16:50 AM  
1 vote:
That was...rather lame. I'm confident that Farkers can come up with far superior quotes.
2012-10-03 11:00:39 AM  
1 vote:
Man, Rafalca is taking a beating in this election cycle.

She's been removed to seclusion in her air conditioned Spanish Renaissance livery, her raven tail mussed like a common swayback.
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