what_now: "I have campaign contributions from a lot of small business owners and middle class people, and I just want to tell you, your tiny little checks are ADORABLE. I didn't know you could WRITE a check for less than a grand!"
sweetmelissa31: "Let me tell you a bit about my son Bapp."
Dahnkster: There is no heaven here on Earth.
bdub77: "I've gotta be honest, I asked my staff for Zingers, and after trying them, let me just say, Bain Capital is now invested in Dolly Madison.
xanadian: Dressage? That's easy. You put your underpants on FIRST, and THEN your pants. Socks first, then shoes.I know...some people get this confused.
sweetmelissa31: "Let's just say that I was displeased with my mentally disabled son, so I had him murdered and disposed of by Stericycle, a medical waste disposal company that I was invested in. You might say that I killed two birds with one stone- or two mentally disabled children, haha."
UberDave: Obama:"Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!"
bdub77: Obama:"And even though I was born on African soil, I am, in my heart of hearts, a real American.""I understand the American Dream. I understand it, and I want to crush it.""I believe it was my father who first taught me how to play the fart bongos. He said, 'Son, [clicking sounds]'""Today you have a clear choice. You can elect someone who will drive up the national debt, deadlock Congress, extend the power of the executive government, sign laws that take away citizens' freedoms. Or you can elect my opponent, who will do much of the same."Rmoney:"Ask not what your Mitt can do for you. Ask what your country can do for Mitt.""I've gotta be honest, I asked my staff for Zingers, and after trying them, let me just say, Bain Capital is now invested in Dolly Madison. Does anyone want to buy some junk bonds?""Like the guy with the $5000 suit is going to shake hands with the...oh yours is $5000 too? C'mon!""I just want to say quickly before we begin, that I really like you 47 percenters. I do! In fact I want to hug all of you collectively. Can we do this on camera? Everyone just come up to your TVs and give me a big ol' hug."
sigdiamond2000: Man, Rafalca is taking a beating in this election cycle.She's been removed to seclusion in her air conditioned Spanish Renaissance livery, her raven tail mussed like a common swayback.
bdub77: Obama:"I believe it was my father who first taught me how to play the fart bongos. He said, 'Son, [clicking sounds]'"
Jackson Herring: "After her disgraceful performance at the Olympics, Rafalca has been... disposed of."
Maud Dib: Jackson Herring: "After her disgraceful performance at the Olympics, Rafalca has been... disposed of."[www.usacouponsavings.com image 350x350]
Jackson Herring: Maud Dib: Jackson Herring: "After her disgraceful performance at the Olympics, Rafalca has been... disposed of."[www.usacouponsavings.com image 350x350]Wrong. Brony sex cruise.
DROxINxTHExWIND: Romney: "And to all of my Mexican...I mean HISPANIC brothers, I'd just like to say,... 'I had one of those Doritos Taco things on a stop in Tulsa and it was really enjoyable'."
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