If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Buzzfeed)   Here it is, the official rules for tonight's Presidential Debate Drinking Game. Good luck, we're all counting on you   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 285
    More: Cool  
•       •       •

16280 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2012 at 1:55 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



285 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-10-03 03:24:58 PM

NateGrey: cchris_39: Every time Obama says "fair share", take a drink and cockpunch 47% of the liberals in the room.

Are you excited about seeing Romney debate tonight?

I saw every Republican debate, I am very excited.


I think you meant "masochistic," not "excited."
 
2012-10-03 03:25:39 PM
Dude, the first 3 rules alone would knock a Viking into unconsciousness within the first 5 minutes of the debate.
 
2012-10-03 03:27:27 PM

Dimensio: publikenemy: .


1 minute and 32 seconds to debunk. That's amazing.
 
2012-10-03 03:27:27 PM

david_gaithersburg: If Obama lies, a wee sip. My god! We're all going to die from alcohol poisoning in the first 15 minutes.


Based on recent history, you'll get drunk a lot faster if you have a wee sip every time Rmoney lies. Just sayin...
 
2012-10-03 03:28:11 PM

serial_crusher: ArcadianRefugee: Anyone have a URL for streaming through a computer media server to a TV? Say, TVersity and a PS3 or the like?

/also, a free streaming media serving app would be nice....

Does the PS3 play YouTube videos? YouTube is supposed to be streaming it. I'm going to watch via my roku, which has a number of apps to do this.


PS3 now has a dedicated YouTube app, but it's terrible and won't play videos correctly, it just buffers endlessly. After releasing the broken app, they made it impossible to access YouTube through the PS3 browser any other way.
 
2012-10-03 03:29:05 PM
How has this not been posted yet?

From dahmers love zombie
The 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game - Semi-Official Fark.com rules

General rules: Use your drink of choice, but be careful. Analysis of this game suggests that an alcoholic coma is likely.

Topic: The Economy
Obama uses either the word "millionaires" or "billionaires": 1 sip
Obama uses the words "millionaires" AND "billionaires" in the same sentence: 2 sips
Romney uses the word "failed": 1 sip
Romney invokes Bain Capital as a reason to elect him: 2 sips, fire your manservant
Either candidate uses the term "middle-class": ½ a sip
Obama says "let me be clear": 1 sip any clear liquor
Romney invokes The Reagan: 2 sips, promptly forget how many sips you took, take 2 more
Either candidate claims that their tax plan will lower the deficit: one sip, yell "YOU LIE"
Either candidate mentions Social Security: Geritol shooter
Romney provides a single tax loophole that he intends to do away with: 3 sips
Romney provides more than one tax loophole that he intends to do away with: chug
Obama uses the term "Ryan Budget": 1 sip

Topic: Domestic Policy
Romney claims credit for RomneyCare: 2 sips
Obama gives Romney effusive credit and compliments for creating RomneyCare: 1 sip, laugh until you pass out and have to be treated in the ER
Romney mentions RomneyCare, but says it's a bad choice for the entire country: 1 sip, stare at TV in the "confused dog" pose
Obama uses the word "abortion": wash down RU-486 with drink
Romney says that corporations are people: 2 sips
Romney talks about government waste within sixty seconds of criticizing Obama for cutting the defense budget: 2 sips
Obama talks about government waste within sixty seconds of criticizing Romney for wanting to cut...unspecified stuff: 2 sips
Either candidate explicitly claims they want to completely get rid of any government program: 2 sips
Romney mentions the $700,000,000,000 in Medicare cuts: take one sip, spit it into another glass
Obama tries to explain the same Medicare cuts: start to take a sip, get bored


Topic: Foreign Policy (note: first debate is domestic policy only)
Romney uses Benjamin Netanyahu's nickname "Bibi": one sip, make "bibibibibibibibi" noise with finger and lips
Obama mentions Bin Laden: do a shooter, jump up, yell "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Romney says "apology tour": chug beer, boot on carpet, apologize to your host
Obama uses the term "Arab Spring": 1 sip
Romney uses the term "Arab Spring" without the words "Muslim Brotherhood" in the same sentence: 3 sips
Either candidate mentions China in a favorable light: 2 sips
Either candidate mentions China in an unfavorable light: ½ sip

Other:
Either candidate laughs out loud as the other candidate is answering a question: 2 sips
Either candidate smirks with a seriously smartass grin while the other candidate is answering a question: ½ sip
Either candidate mouths the word "no" during the other candidate's answer: 1 sip (limit of 5 per debate)
Moderator loses complete control of the debate: 1 sip
Either candidate completely ignores the question asked, goes to a memorized sound bite that they wanted to make sure they got on camera: 1 sip
Audience boos inappropriately: 1 sip

/ (thanks dahmers love zombie)
 
2012-10-03 03:30:00 PM

fringedmyotis: david_gaithersburg: If Obama lies, a wee sip. My god! We're all going to die from alcohol poisoning in the first 15 minutes.

Based on recent history, you'll get drunk a lot faster if you have a wee sip every time Rmoney lies. Just sayin...


Personally, I don't drink wee.
 
2012-10-03 03:30:58 PM

FrancoFile: Here it is, the official rules for tonight's Presidential Debate Drinking Game. Good luck, we're all counting on you

It's a totally different kind of debate altogether!


it's a totally different kind of debate
 
2012-10-03 03:31:48 PM

Sofa King Smart: Debby7813: badLogic: serial_crusher: "If a candidate drinks water, 1 drink"

Who's verifying the contents of those bottles? If I had to argue with either one of those guys for an hour, I'd have something a lot stronger than water in my bottle.

Well, since Rmoney is a robot his drink will most likely be Everclear. If he burbs and singes Jim Leher's eyebrows, you have to chug a pint of the same.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

Silly; Mormons don't drink alcohol at all.
.

and yet they have no problem with profiting off of selling it in 'their' state.




imageshack.us


"Romney is a robot ... and robots drink alcohol ... but Romney is a Mormon and ... Mormons do ... not drink alcohol ... illogical ... illogical ... "
 
2012-10-03 03:32:20 PM
If those are the rules, nobody could drink that much and live.
 
2012-10-03 03:34:01 PM

GentDirkly: Cpl.D: I got a ten dollar bet with a co-worker, to the effect that not only will Romney shoot his own campaign in the foot, but will make it painfully obvious even to the most zealot Republican that his campaign is finished.

You put a $10 bet on a judgement call? Give me your e-mail address I have some bet proposals for you.


I bet you $10 that Scarlett Johannsen has pointy knees? $10 that tomorrow is cold-ish?
 
2012-10-03 03:34:14 PM

melopene: No, what I consider to be the 'official' drinking game is here:

Debate Drinking

It's easy to follow the rules, and it should be just enough that you'll get a good buzz, yet still be able to function at work tomorrow.


My BFF and I will be doing this while fishing tonight, using Twitter.
 
2012-10-03 03:34:29 PM

ManRay: Does anyone actually play these drinking games? Or are they just an excuse to sound cool and cynical?


Me and my friends are planning to play tonight
 
2012-10-03 03:39:35 PM
So you're saying I'm going to have a continuous flow of beer, booze, and wine going down my mouth?
 
2012-10-03 03:39:59 PM
altereddimensions.net
When candidates debate, nobody wins.
 
2012-10-03 03:40:24 PM

phritz: I figure this is worth posting one more time, so here is part of tomorrow's transcript from the debate:

Jim Lehrer: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
Mitt Romney: What desert?
Lehrer: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. You look down and see a tortoise, Mitt. It's crawling toward you...
Romney: Tortoise? What's that?
Lehrer: [irritated by Mitt's interruptions] You know what a turtle is? Same thing.
Romney: I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
Lehrer: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Mitt.
Romney: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Lehrer? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Lehrer: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Romney: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?
Lehrer: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Mitt?
[Mitt has become visibly shaken]
Lehrer: They're just questions, Mitt. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a debate, designed to judge your competency for the presidency... Shall we continue?


Your theoretical discussion of the tortoise/turtle made me think of this about Obama: An old rancher is talking about politics with a young man from the city. He compares a politician to a "post turtle". The young man doesn't understand and asks him what a post turtle is.

The old man says, "When you're driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get up there by himself. He doesn't belong there; he can't get anything done while he's up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing down."
 
2012-10-03 03:40:27 PM
that's not a drinking game, that's a plan for alcohol poisoning.
 
2012-10-03 03:44:53 PM
"Here it is, the official rules for tonight's Presidential Debate Drinking Game."

*Here they are, Mr. President.
 
2012-10-03 03:44:58 PM
Alright I am in. I just called in drunk for the next week and put myself on the liver donation list.

/Check liver light is already on.
 
2012-10-03 03:45:56 PM

hutchkc: that's not a drinking game, that's a plan for alcohol poisoning.


as long as you don't replace "drink" with "wine bottle up anus"
 
2012-10-03 03:50:29 PM
static.quickmeme.com
 
2012-10-03 03:51:38 PM
I have a job interview tomorrow morning. I will have to rotate between small sips of booze and large drinks of water. I need a job. :-(
 
2012-10-03 03:53:10 PM
t.qkme.me
 
2012-10-03 03:57:15 PM
I'm drinking in preparation of the debate. It will make it less painful.
 
2012-10-03 03:58:52 PM

Meanniss: I have a job interview tomorrow morning. I will have to rotate between small sips of booze and large drinks of water. I need a job. :-(


Good luck!
 
2012-10-03 03:59:59 PM

Katolu: I'm drinking in preparation of the debate. It will make it less painful.


bath salts + debate = HEAVEN
in the form of a gnawed off face
 
2012-10-03 04:00:51 PM

BeesNuts: Do you people not have television?


No. And better off for it.
 
2012-10-03 04:03:49 PM

cchris_39: Every time Obama says "fair share", take a drink and cockpunch 47% of the liberals in the room.


Would that 47% of the people getting cockpunched include the armed forces folks getting combat pay? Since they are part of that 47%.
 
2012-10-03 04:03:53 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: hutchkc: that's not a drinking game, that's a plan for alcohol poisoning.

as long as you don't replace "drink" with "wine bottle up anus"


Do you mean stuffing a Xander?
 
2012-10-03 04:05:17 PM
So what is everyone drinking? I'm tempted to go to the liquor store and pick up something new for this.
 
2012-10-03 04:06:55 PM

NateGrey: But this Republican intellectual genius gave Romney a run for his money:


I'd like to see Romney reach out and put his hands on the shoulder of the President and the Secret Service just take him to the ground.
 
2012-10-03 04:07:20 PM

BrynnMacFlynn: So what is everyone drinking? I'm tempted to go to the liquor store and pick up something new for this.


Mad Dog 20/20
 
2012-10-03 04:08:24 PM

Sofa King Smart: Debby7813: badLogic: serial_crusher: "If a candidate drinks water, 1 drink"

Who's verifying the contents of those bottles? If I had to argue with either one of those guys for an hour, I'd have something a lot stronger than water in my bottle.

Well, since Rmoney is a robot his drink will most likely be Everclear. If he burbs and singes Jim Leher's eyebrows, you have to chug a pint of the same.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

Silly; Mormons don't drink alcohol at all.
.

and yet they have no problem with profiting off of selling it in 'their' state.


Separation of church and state....I now, honey, it's a hard concept.
 
2012-10-03 04:10:27 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Katolu: I'm drinking in preparation of the debate. It will make it less painful.

bath salts + debate = HEAVEN
in the form of a gnawed off face


Bath salts..hmmm where to find some.
 
2012-10-03 04:12:02 PM

Meanniss: I have a job interview tomorrow morning. I will have to rotate between small sips of booze and large drinks of water. I need a job. :-(


You sound 47%

Seriously, best of luck!
 
2012-10-03 04:12:52 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: hutchkc: that's not a drinking game, that's a plan for alcohol poisoning.

as long as you don't replace "drink" with "wine bottle up anus"


Dude, you're suppose to soak tampons in the booze THEN shove it up your arse...unless the whole wine bottle up the anus is your bag baby...then carry on.
 
2012-10-03 04:15:09 PM

rufus-t-firefly: publikenemy: If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then you greatly suck...

...

"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."


:yawn:

:sigh:

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


I have no doubt of Obama's patriotism and he dosen't need to wear a flag pin to prove it.
Here's the clip. Intresting interview and this is the Obama I voted for. I don't regret my vote but I am disapointed.

Link
 
2012-10-03 04:22:49 PM

publikenemy: If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then you greatly suck...

Yes, he told us [...bunch of weak-minded wittering...] ...


Well, even if true, he'd still be correct. It's trite, sentimental, symbolic shiat you're worried about. fark the national anthem. Get your priorities in order.
 
2012-10-03 04:23:55 PM
See, this is why I love freedom. I can buy the popcorn AND the booze at a one-stop convenience store. We may be red here in Missouri, but at least we have our priorities straight.
 
2012-10-03 04:24:28 PM
I will watch Genesis of the Daleks for the nth time.
 
2012-10-03 04:31:08 PM
What, a teacher is leading the debate? I wonder if either of those two candidates learn anything...

/for those of you who don't understand German: Lehrer = teacher
 
2012-10-03 04:34:08 PM

BrynnMacFlynn: So what is everyone drinking? I'm tempted to go to the liquor store and pick up something new for this.


Torn between a bottle of cheap wine or some big Polish beers (I live in a Polish town, and Zywiec Porter is divine.)

CSB for the lol: Cheap bottle of wine would be in honor of a friend of a friend, who drank half a bottle at the piers one night and proceeded to lean over the rail and yell at the squid in the water. "SQUID! COME BACK! Oh man squid just swam the fark away! SQUUIIDD! Just - come up on the dock and TALK to us! SQUID! TELL US ABOUT YOUR LIFE!" Favorite fishing memory ever.
 
2012-10-03 04:37:22 PM

turbocucumber: What, a teacher is leading the debate? I wonder if either of those two candidates learn anything...

/for those of you who don't understand German: Lehrer = teacher


What a professor named Lehrer may look like:
i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-03 04:50:50 PM

publikenemy: If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then you greatly suck...

Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few were listening.


Nope.

Not that I expect facts might actually help you, but just in case... there you go.
 
2012-10-03 04:51:57 PM

turbocucumber: What, a teacher is leading the debate? I wonder if either of those two candidates learn anything...

/for those of you who don't understand German: Lehrer = teacher


All the other teachers were busy this evening, so they had to ask the Gym Teacher to fill it.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.
 
2012-10-03 04:53:16 PM
I can't wait until this is over and the politics tab stays where it belongs.
 
2012-10-03 05:09:07 PM

ManRay: ArcadianRefugee: serial_crusher: Does the PS3 play YouTube videos?

Hurm.... I suppose, in a pinch, I could navigate the PS3 itself to the appropriate YouTube page. "Typing" on the PS3 is a pita, though.


I just discovered I can pair my android tablet with the PS3 YouTube app. I can browse and search for video on the tablet and play it on the TV. It is the best remote ever.


oOooOoOooo! I have access to an Android tablet....

/thanks!
 
2012-10-03 05:11:36 PM
Topic: The Economy
Obama uses the phrase 1%: 1 sip
Obama uses the phrase 47%: 1 sip
Obama uses the phrase make-or-break moment for the middle class: sniff your drink
Obama uses the phrase fair share: sniff yourself

Romney uses the word "failed": 1 sip
Romney uses the phrase "not up to the job": 1 sigh
Romney reflects on any of his accomplishments: lift your jaw off the floor then 1 sip
Romney reflects truthfully on his record as Governor of Massachusetts: chug

Obama says work hard and play by the rules: 3 sips
Obama describes the current economy without using the word obstruction: chug
Romney says play hard and work the rubes: 3 sips
Romney describes the current economy without using any of these words ruin, least and worst: chug
 
2012-10-03 05:12:54 PM
Obama had an unassailable majority briefly, and an unquestioned majority for two years, and there was no Wall Street reform. His economic team is made up of guys who profited from Wall Street raping the country (key guys behind the decision not to regulate derivatives, who then made a killing off of that decision). He hasn't met a corporation he doesn't love. And somehow the Republicans are the party out to screw the little guy. I'm against Obama largely because the press gives him so little scrutiny. It is unhealthy for any democracy when a ruler is given a free pass from the press, and the Univision interview hammered home how little scrutiny this administration receives. We are turning into a banana republic, and another term for Obama will only hasten the decline (the three richest counties in America aren't in New York or LA, they're suburbs of DC-wealth is flowing from the rest of the country to the capital as the people suffer)
 
2012-10-03 05:16:10 PM
 
Displayed 50 of 285 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report