NateGrey: cchris_39: Every time Obama says "fair share", take a drink and cockpunch 47% of the liberals in the room.Are you excited about seeing Romney debate tonight?I saw every Republican debate, I am very excited.
Dimensio: publikenemy: .
david_gaithersburg: If Obama lies, a wee sip. My god! We're all going to die from alcohol poisoning in the first 15 minutes.
serial_crusher: ArcadianRefugee: Anyone have a URL for streaming through a computer media server to a TV? Say, TVersity and a PS3 or the like?/also, a free streaming media serving app would be nice....Does the PS3 play YouTube videos? YouTube is supposed to be streaming it. I'm going to watch via my roku, which has a number of apps to do this.
fringedmyotis: david_gaithersburg: If Obama lies, a wee sip. My god! We're all going to die from alcohol poisoning in the first 15 minutes.Based on recent history, you'll get drunk a lot faster if you have a wee sip every time Rmoney lies. Just sayin...
FrancoFile: Here it is, the official rules for tonight's Presidential Debate Drinking Game. Good luck, we're all counting on youIt's a totally different kind of debate altogether!
Sofa King Smart: Debby7813: badLogic: serial_crusher: "If a candidate drinks water, 1 drink"Who's verifying the contents of those bottles? If I had to argue with either one of those guys for an hour, I'd have something a lot stronger than water in my bottle.Well, since Rmoney is a robot his drink will most likely be Everclear. If he burbs and singes Jim Leher's eyebrows, you have to chug a pint of the same.[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]Silly; Mormons don't drink alcohol at all..and yet they have no problem with profiting off of selling it in 'their' state.
GentDirkly: Cpl.D: I got a ten dollar bet with a co-worker, to the effect that not only will Romney shoot his own campaign in the foot, but will make it painfully obvious even to the most zealot Republican that his campaign is finished.You put a $10 bet on a judgement call? Give me your e-mail address I have some bet proposals for you.
melopene: No, what I consider to be the 'official' drinking game is here:Debate DrinkingIt's easy to follow the rules, and it should be just enough that you'll get a good buzz, yet still be able to function at work tomorrow.
ManRay: Does anyone actually play these drinking games? Or are they just an excuse to sound cool and cynical?
phritz: I figure this is worth posting one more time, so here is part of tomorrow's transcript from the debate:Jim Lehrer: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...Mitt Romney: What desert?Lehrer: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. You look down and see a tortoise, Mitt. It's crawling toward you...Romney: Tortoise? What's that?Lehrer: [irritated by Mitt's interruptions] You know what a turtle is? Same thing.Romney: I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.Lehrer: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Mitt.Romney: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Lehrer? Or do they write 'em down for you?Lehrer: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.Romney: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?Lehrer: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Mitt?[Mitt has become visibly shaken]Lehrer: They're just questions, Mitt. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a debate, designed to judge your competency for the presidency... Shall we continue?
hutchkc: that's not a drinking game, that's a plan for alcohol poisoning.
Meanniss: I have a job interview tomorrow morning. I will have to rotate between small sips of booze and large drinks of water. I need a job. :-(
Katolu: I'm drinking in preparation of the debate. It will make it less painful.
BeesNuts: Do you people not have television?
cchris_39: Every time Obama says "fair share", take a drink and cockpunch 47% of the liberals in the room.
Jon iz teh kewl: hutchkc: that's not a drinking game, that's a plan for alcohol poisoning.as long as you don't replace "drink" with "wine bottle up anus"
NateGrey: But this Republican intellectual genius gave Romney a run for his money:
BrynnMacFlynn: So what is everyone drinking? I'm tempted to go to the liquor store and pick up something new for this.
Jon iz teh kewl: Katolu: I'm drinking in preparation of the debate. It will make it less painful.bath salts + debate = HEAVENin the form of a gnawed off face
rufus-t-firefly: publikenemy: If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then you greatly suck......"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing.":yawn::sigh:I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
publikenemy: If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then you greatly suck...Yes, he told us [...bunch of weak-minded wittering...] ...
turbocucumber: What, a teacher is leading the debate? I wonder if either of those two candidates learn anything.../for those of you who don't understand German: Lehrer = teacher
publikenemy: If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then you greatly suck...Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few were listening.
ManRay: ArcadianRefugee: serial_crusher: Does the PS3 play YouTube videos?Hurm.... I suppose, in a pinch, I could navigate the PS3 itself to the appropriate YouTube page. "Typing" on the PS3 is a pita, though.I just discovered I can pair my android tablet with the PS3 YouTube app. I can browse and search for video on the tablet and play it on the TV. It is the best remote ever.
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