jjwars1: ArcadianRefugee: Anyone have a URL for streaming through a computer media server to a TV? Say, TVersity and a PS3 or the like?

/also, a free streaming media serving app would be nice....

If you have a YouTube app you can view the debate there. Not site if you have a wired tv or if PS3 has any apps like that...

Argh. Phone typing sucks. You got other more coherent answers already I see.

Do you people not have television? Multimedia twitter-enabled, facebook-integrated, online streaming apps compatible with mobile devices... I feel old.

"my friends" 1 drink


Oh wait a minute I am four years late on that one. Still hung over from "my friends"

badLogic: If he burbs and singes Jim Leher's eyebrows, you have to chug a pint of the same.

If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then you greatly suck...

Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few were listening.
The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press'.
From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag.
General Bill Gann' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.
The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...
During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It".
NOW GET THIS !!
'Senator Obama replied:
"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."
(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???)
Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love.It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of warring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ......."
When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts.We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past".
"Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America "

Yes, you read it right. These were HIS WORDS. If anyone else had uttered these words, it would sink them. I can't believe this man has duped so many people into voting for him, but go ahead, give him a second term so he has no election to worry about.. That's my PSA ..vote with caution

sdd2000: "my friends" 1 drink


Oh wait a minute I am four years late on that one. Still hung over from "my friends"

Was "look" on the list? I've noticed that all politicians start every answer to a question with "look".

"Gosh" 1 drink

I think this should be extended to euphemistic swearing employed to show regular guy hood by a pussy who is afraid of the real words.

Romney the regular guy employs a whole slew of them - gosh, heck, for pete's sake, golly, darn, gee, ...

I think we should be alert for the more unusual ones such as "gee willikers", "Dangnabbit" and give them 2 drinks.

My liver needs a bailout.

publikenemy: If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then you greatly suck...

Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few were listening.
The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press'.
From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag.
General Bill Gann' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.
The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...
During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It".
NOW GET THIS !!
'Senator Obama replied:
"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."
(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???)
Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love.It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of warring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ......."
When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have b ...

Are you attempting to "troll", or are you just willfully lying?

A standing rule should be for anyone saying "I'm glad you asked that question" (because I have prepared an answer to a different though superficially related question).

Tonight, there will be a bonus race to be the first to salute/honor/exploit our border patrol agents.

One drop from an eyedropper of the weakest, most watered-down American light beer you can find every time Obama pwns Romney. You'll be too drunk to walk to the bathroom under your own power by the end of the debate, so make sure that you buy a pack of adult diapers in addition to the eyedropper and the "beer".

publikenemy:
FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW:FW:RE:FW: YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!!
From: Dad
To: Fark

If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then I have no son/daughter...

Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few were listening.
The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press'.
From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag.
General Bill Gann' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.
The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...
During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It".
NOW GET THIS !!
'Senator Obama replied:
"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."
(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???)
Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love.It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of warring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ......."
When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have b ...

FTFY

Brick-House: I was planning on playing a game of Obamo during the debate

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You'll be bored to tears. Those words are red meat for "firing up the base," not "running to the center." 

/you need a new card once primary season is over (incumbent or not).

Do not assume that President Obama will easily outperform Mr. Romney. Mr. Romney has, in previous debates, proved himself competent after initially adapting to the style of his opponent.

bwilson27: badLogic: If he burbs and singes Jim Leher's eyebrows, you have to chug a pint of the same.

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Ricky, get this lamo out of your yard!

Dimensio: Do not assume that President Obama will easily outperform Mr. Romney. Mr. Romney has, in previous debates, proved himself competent after initially adapting to the style of his opponent.

But Obama isn't a robot, therefore Rmoney's plans will be foiled once again.

I_Am_Weasel: They forgot "Make no mistake..."

...and "fair share"

Dimensio: Are you attempting to "troll", or are you just willfully lying?

It's just another example of how desperate Obama is.

Need more, libulardo? Read this and weep:

Attempting to appeal to the widest possible demographic base as Election Day draws near, President Obama made a surprise campaign stop Monday to visit an infinite series of alternate universes that vibrate on a hyperdimensional plane different from the three spatial dimensions observable in our own universe.

Occupying an M-theory-postulated "brane," or multidimensional "membrane," of either 11 or 22 dimensions depending on the chirality of the observer, Obama urged any hypothetical sentient consciousnesses within that multiverse to vote for him in November, or in whatever analogous chronological period their version of space-time specifies as extant.

"I come here today to stress the importance of finishing the work we've started and moving our political discourse forward," said the president, his voice confident and assured despite its sound waves propagating in wildly divergent modes incompatibly different from that of his and our native universe, due to differences in the fundamental physical constants guiding the alternate existence in which he stood. "It's time we talked about the issues that truly matter to voters, and not just to a select few."

We're all gonna have terrible hangovers in the morning....

publikenemy: derp redacted

Thanks grandma, but could you do me a favor and not post every email fwd you receive.

Posted this in another thread.

But this Republican intellectual genius gave Romney a run for his money:



I can only imagine how many $10000 bets will be issued today.

Sock Ruh Tease: publikenemy:
FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW:FW:RE:FW: YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!!
From: Dad
To: Fark

If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then I have no son/daughter...

Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few were listening.
The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press'.
From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag.
General Bill Gann' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.
The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...
During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It".
NOW GET THIS !!
'Senator Obama replied:
"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."
(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???)
Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love.It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of warring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ......."
When I ...

Sock Ruh Tease: publikenemy:
FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW:FW:RE:FW: YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!!
From: Dad
To: Fark

Lulz

sprawl15: President Obama made a surprise campaign stop Monday to visit an infinite series of alternate universes

Going after FOXNEWS viewers now?
Bold.

publikenemy: I just removed the last bit of suspicion that I might have any intelligence.

HairBolus: "Gosh" 1 drink

I think this should be extended to euphemistic swearing employed to show regular guy hood by a pussy who is afraid of the real words.

Romney the regular guy employs a whole slew of them - gosh, heck, for pete's sake, golly, darn, gee, ...

I think we should be alert for the more unusual ones such as "gee willikers", "Dangnabbit" and give them 2 drinks.

JIMINIY JILIKERS!!!

Sock Ruh Tease:
FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW:FW:RE:FW: YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!!
From: Dad
To: Fark

FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW:FW:RE:FW: YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!!
From: Dad
To: Fark

Sorry meant to just say LULZ on that^^^^

serial_crusher: Last time I just got one of the major cable news networks' apps. I think it was MSNBC, but don't recall for sure.

Thanks. I'll see if the BBC streaming app will work.

publikenemy: If you are an Obama lover, which most here are, then read this. If you still are after you read it, then you greatly suck...

Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few were listening.
The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press'.
From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag.
General Bill Gann' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.
The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...
During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It".
NOW GET THIS !!
'Senator Obama replied:
"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."
(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???)
Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love.It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of warring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ......."
When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have b ...

Debby7813: badLogic: serial_crusher: "If a candidate drinks water, 1 drink"

Who's verifying the contents of those bottles? If I had to argue with either one of those guys for an hour, I'd have something a lot stronger than water in my bottle.

Well, since Rmoney is a robot his drink will most likely be Everclear. If he burbs and singes Jim Leher's eyebrows, you have to chug a pint of the same.

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Silly; Mormons don't drink alcohol at all.

/// his will be lemonade....

Mormons do drink -

Why do you have to take two Mormons fishing with you?

Because if you take just one, he will drink all your beer.

CSPAN will also be streaming the debates.

publikenemy: read this

Maybe if you hadn't formatted it like a coked out marmot I would have. But that shiat was just plain distracting.

Which enviromentalist candidate will pledge to cut down on use of Air Force 1?

When they say "1 drink" they mean a swallow, not a full shot of hard liquor.....?

/very lightweight, wouldn't make it past all the "unemployments". 

//will be using pipe and hooka as substitutions

Every time Obama says "fair share", take a drink and cockpunch 47% of the liberals in the room.

carrion_luggage: phritz: I figure this is worth posting one more time, so here is part of tomorrow's transcript from the debate:

Jim Lehrer: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
Mitt Romney: What desert?
Lehrer: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. You look down and see a tortoise, Mitt. It's crawling toward you...
Romney: Tortoise? What's that?
Lehrer: [irritated by Mitt's interruptions] You know what a turtle is? Same thing.
Romney: I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
Lehrer: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Mitt.
Romney: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Lehrer? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Lehrer: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Romney: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?
Lehrer: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Mitt?
[Mitt has become visibly shaken]
Lehrer: They're just questions, Mitt. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a debate, designed to judge your competency for the presidency... Shall we continue?

Lehrer: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your gardener.

The 47%? Let me tell you the 47%...

Hoblit: For those of you in the 12 step program, you take a drink every time they ask Gary Johnson a question do not watch the damn thing.

What do we drink if Romney gets huffy or personally insults the President?

I get the feeling Thursday morning will suck bad.

Every time Mitt does a Santorum and says "Nig-", you have to drink a beer while you sucker punch a queer.