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(Buzzfeed)   Here it is, the official rules for tonight's Presidential Debate Drinking Game. Good luck, we're all counting on you   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 285
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2012-10-03 10:50:32 AM  
"If a candidate drinks water, 1 drink"

Who's verifying the contents of those bottles? If I had to argue with either one of those guys for an hour, I'd have something a lot stronger than water in my bottle.
 
2012-10-03 11:07:44 AM  
I still think there should only be one rule:

If a candidate actually answers a question instead of spouting off barely-related talking points, empty a bottle of booze.
 
2012-10-03 11:09:17 AM  
Anyone have a URL for streaming through a computer media server to a TV? Say, TVersity and a PS3 or the like?

/also, a free streaming media serving app would be nice....
 
2012-10-03 11:11:51 AM  
No, what I consider to be the 'official' drinking game is here:

Debate Drinking

It's easy to follow the rules, and it should be just enough that you'll get a good buzz, yet still be able to function at work tomorrow.
 
2012-10-03 11:15:01 AM  
Are there any UT folks out there that are able to convert the drinking game rules to butt chugging units?
 
2012-10-03 11:16:02 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Anyone have a URL for streaming through a computer media server to a TV? Say, TVersity and a PS3 or the like?

/also, a free streaming media serving app would be nice....


Does the PS3 play YouTube videos? YouTube is supposed to be streaming it. I'm going to watch via my roku, which has a number of apps to do this.
 
2012-10-03 11:22:50 AM  
If Romney makes a 'zinger' that's actually funny = 1 drink ( I will be the soberest person on the planet tonight... well other than Romney himself)
 
2012-10-03 11:36:51 AM  
When Romney looks awkward and uncomfortable or smirks inappropriately, drink.

/alcohol poisoning by 8:15
 
2012-10-03 11:46:13 AM  
They forgot "Make no mistake..."
 
2012-10-03 11:46:49 AM  

Shostie: I still think there should only be one rule:

If a candidate actually answers a question instead of spouting off barely-related talking points, empty a bottle of booze.


fark that. If a candidate actually answers a question instead of spouting off talking points, I'd open the 17yo scotch.
 
2012-10-03 11:48:18 AM  

serial_crusher: Does the PS3 play YouTube videos?


Hurm.... I suppose, in a pinch, I could navigate the PS3 itself to the appropriate YouTube page. "Typing" on the PS3 is a pita, though.
 
2012-10-03 12:16:21 PM  

serial_crusher: ArcadianRefugee: Anyone have a URL for streaming through a computer media server to a TV? Say, TVersity and a PS3 or the like?

/also, a free streaming media serving app would be nice....

Does the PS3 play YouTube videos? YouTube is supposed to be streaming it. I'm going to watch via my roku, which has a number of apps to do this.


Yes. I don't remember where it is, but there is a YouTube thingy there somewhere.
 
2012-10-03 12:19:00 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Anyone have a URL for streaming through a computer media server to a TV? Say, TVersity and a PS3 or the like?

/also, a free streaming media serving app would be nice....



Too lazy to post the entire thing, but go to the official fark debate thread a few threads up... someone posted a bunch of links.
 
2012-10-03 12:27:55 PM  

Krymson Tyde: serial_crusher: ArcadianRefugee: Anyone have a URL for streaming through a computer media server to a TV? Say, TVersity and a PS3 or the like?

/also, a free streaming media serving app would be nice....

Does the PS3 play YouTube videos? YouTube is supposed to be streaming it. I'm going to watch via my roku, which has a number of apps to do this.

Yes. I don't remember where it is, but there is a YouTube thingy there somewhere.


Awesome. Thanks!
 
2012-10-03 12:57:51 PM  

Shostie: I still think there should only be one rule:

If a candidate actually answers a question instead of spouting off barely-related talking points, empty a bottle of booze.


Interesting rule, but I want to get drunk tonight.
 
2012-10-03 01:11:17 PM  
I like dahmers love zombie's list more.
 
2012-10-03 01:16:12 PM  
anytime a black or a mormon appears on TV, drink
 
2012-10-03 01:33:08 PM  

serial_crusher: "If a candidate drinks water, 1 drink"

Who's verifying the contents of those bottles? If I had to argue with either one of those guys for an hour, I'd have something a lot stronger than water in my bottle.


Well, since Rmoney is a robot his drink will most likely be Everclear. If he burbs and singes Jim Leher's eyebrows, you have to chug a pint of the same.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 01:55:26 PM  

badLogic: serial_crusher: "If a candidate drinks water, 1 drink"

Who's verifying the contents of those bottles? If I had to argue with either one of those guys for an hour, I'd have something a lot stronger than water in my bottle.

Well, since Rmoney is a robot his drink will most likely be Everclear. If he burbs and singes Jim Leher's eyebrows, you have to chug a pint of the same.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Silly; Mormons don't drink alcohol at all.

/// his will be lemonade....
 
2012-10-03 01:56:33 PM  

xanadian: I like dahmers love zombie's list more.


whar dahmers love zombie list, whar?
 
2012-10-03 02:01:08 PM  
My liver read the drinking rules, put on a UFC mixed-martial arts glove and tapped out.
 
2012-10-03 02:01:14 PM  
Here it is, the official rules for tonight's Presidential Debate Drinking Game. Good luck, we're all counting on you

It's a totally different kind of debate altogether!
 
2012-10-03 02:02:27 PM  
I swear practically the only reason I'm watching tonight is to see if Romney tries to use the "There you go again." line, or even better, if Obama uses it on Romney first.

/also keeping my eye out for 'malaise'
 
2012-10-03 02:02:55 PM  
I have some Stella, Leffe, and Hoegaarden. Let's do this thing.
 
2012-10-03 02:03:30 PM  
Missing "job creator(s)"
 
2012-10-03 02:03:47 PM  
I was planning on playing a game of Obamo during the debate

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 02:04:03 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: When Romney looks awkward and uncomfortable or smirks inappropriately, drink.

/alcohol poisoning by 8:15


yeah, one drink per smirk? We'd die.
 
2012-10-03 02:04:31 PM  

Debby7813: badLogic: serial_crusher: "If a candidate drinks water, 1 drink"

Who's verifying the contents of those bottles? If I had to argue with either one of those guys for an hour, I'd have something a lot stronger than water in my bottle.

Well, since Rmoney is a robot his drink will most likely be Everclear. If he burbs and singes Jim Leher's eyebrows, you have to chug a pint of the same.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

Silly; Mormons don't drink alcohol at all.
.


and yet they have no problem with profiting off of selling it in 'their' state.
 
2012-10-03 02:04:51 PM  
I think the first three rules alone are enough to kill most people.
 
2012-10-03 02:05:09 PM  
Disapproval.

Missing:

-"Food Stamps"
-"Libya"
-"European-Style"
amongst many others
 
2012-10-03 02:06:08 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: serial_crusher: Does the PS3 play YouTube videos?

Hurm.... I suppose, in a pinch, I could navigate the PS3 itself to the appropriate YouTube page. "Typing" on the PS3 is a pita, though.


There's a Youtube app in the PSN store. It's kinda crappy, though. I ditched it and just go to http://www.ps3youtube.com/.

Hope that helps.
 
2012-10-03 02:06:25 PM  
I think I'll just get high and pretend neither one of them will ever be president.
 
2012-10-03 02:07:07 PM  
To all my XBros out there they are streaming the debates tonight via their "Election Center" app.

If you watch 3 out of the 4 debates you get some sweet Mjolnir armor from Halo 4 for your Avatar (if that's your sort of thing). I was planning on taking a break from Borderlands 2 tonight to watch the debate anyways.

www.cubiclewarrior.com
/my weapon of choice
 
2012-10-03 02:07:20 PM  
I won't be hung over tomorrow.

I'll be embalmed.
 
2012-10-03 02:07:27 PM  
That list will have you falling over yourself in a half hour and in the hospital by debates end.
 
2012-10-03 02:07:53 PM  

badLogic: serial_crusher: "If a candidate drinks water, 1 drink"

Well, since Rmoney is a robot his drink will most likely be Everclear. If he burbs and singes Jim Leher's eyebrows, you have to chug a pint of the same.


www.wbur.org

Bite my shiny Mormon ass!
 
2012-10-03 02:07:53 PM  
I figure this is worth posting one more time, so here is part of tomorrow's transcript from the debate:

Jim Lehrer: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
Mitt Romney: What desert?
Lehrer: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. You look down and see a tortoise, Mitt. It's crawling toward you...
Romney: Tortoise? What's that?
Lehrer: [irritated by Mitt's interruptions] You know what a turtle is? Same thing.
Romney: I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
Lehrer: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Mitt.
Romney: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Lehrer? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Lehrer: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Romney: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?
Lehrer: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Mitt?
[Mitt has become visibly shaken]
Lehrer: They're just questions, Mitt. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a debate, designed to judge your competency for the presidency... Shall we continue?
 
2012-10-03 02:08:52 PM  
Anyone mentions "main street" or "boots on the ground" : 2 drinks
 
2012-10-03 02:10:34 PM  
Thus far, based on conversations held at work today, I should already be in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
 
2012-10-03 02:11:37 PM  

phritz: I figure this is worth posting one more time, so here is part of tomorrow's transcript from the debate:

Jim Lehrer: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
Mitt Romney: What desert?
Lehrer: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. You look down and see a tortoise, Mitt. It's crawling toward you...
Romney: Tortoise? What's that?
Lehrer: [irritated by Mitt's interruptions] You know what a turtle is? Same thing.
Romney: I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
Lehrer: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Mitt.
Romney: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Lehrer? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Lehrer: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Romney: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping?
Lehrer: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Mitt?
[Mitt has become visibly shaken]
Lehrer: They're just questions, Mitt. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a debate, designed to judge your competency for the presidency... Shall we continue?


Lehrer: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your gardener.
 
2012-10-03 02:11:53 PM  

serial_crusher: ArcadianRefugee: Anyone have a URL for streaming through a computer media server to a TV? Say, TVersity and a PS3 or the like?

/also, a free streaming media serving app would be nice....

Does the PS3 play YouTube videos? YouTube is supposed to be streaming it. I'm going to watch via my roku, which has a number of apps to do this.


Curious: Which Roku app do you find works the best for this kind of stuff?
 
2012-10-03 02:12:18 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Anyone have a URL for streaming through a computer media server to a TV? Say, TVersity and a PS3 or the like?

/also, a free streaming media serving app would be nice....


If you have a YouTube app you can view the debate there. Not site if you have a wired tv or if PS3 has any apps like that...
 
2012-10-03 02:13:05 PM  

Shostie: I still think there should only be one rule:

If a candidate actually answers a question instead of spouting off barely-related talking points, empty a bottle of booze.


Valid only in Utah.
 
2012-10-03 02:13:06 PM  
With this list... you would be dead inside a 1/2 hour...
 
2012-10-03 02:13:26 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-03 02:13:38 PM  
If I were Romney I'd capitalize on that Chipotle lunch. He should let out these viciously stinky little farts throughout the entire debate, that viewers will be left wondering why Obama seems so disgusted with America,
 
2012-10-03 02:14:21 PM  
For those of you in the 12 step program, you take a drink every time they ask Gary Johnson a question.
 
2012-10-03 02:15:13 PM  
I'm sober driver for tonight. So I'll be avoiding the debate until this weekend.
 
2012-10-03 02:15:17 PM  

Shostie: I still think there should only be one rule:

If a candidate actually answers a question instead of spouting off barely-related talking points, empty a bottle of booze.


But we WANT to drink
 
2012-10-03 02:15:29 PM  

melopene: No, what I consider to be the 'official' drinking game is here:

Debate Drinking

It's easy to follow the rules, and it should be just enough that you'll get a good buzz, yet still be able to function at work tomorrow.


this one seems much more manageable. The one in tfa would cost me all the alcohol in my house and probably my life
 
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