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(New York Daily News)   Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey get into heated and profane altercation on set of American Idol; high pitched screaming and nasal rapping could be heard for miles   (nydailynews.com) divider line 23
    More: Silly, American Idol, Nicki Minaj, Nicki, tirades, taping, divas, punches, Randy Jackson  
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3148 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 03 Oct 2012 at 1:52 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-03 03:03:35 PM  
4 votes:

Vinz_Clortho: Garbage in, garbage out.


Dude, Shirley Manson has nothing to do with this.
2012-10-03 01:22:50 PM  
4 votes:
It's a skank-off!
2012-10-03 12:40:43 PM  
4 votes:
Subby: "...high pitched screaming and nasal rapping could be heard for miles."

Maybe it was just a discussion of who's vajayjay was bigger, Ryan Seacrest's or Keith Urban's.
2012-10-03 03:19:30 PM  
3 votes:

Smelly McUgly: Nicki Minaj sucks.


I hope so
2012-10-03 11:42:35 AM  
3 votes:
Ladies, ladies.

This is nothing that can't be solved by licking all the anger and frustration off of each other's bodies, followed by several hours of rubbing each other down with baby oil to make up.

Of course, as an experienced mediator I should definitely guide the whole process to ensure proper ejaculation.

Er, I meant resolution. Yes, resolution. Oops.
2012-10-03 11:02:31 AM  
2 votes:
Oh snazzap! Get these buxom rivals into bikinis and a vat of Jell-O pronto!
2012-10-04 10:59:02 AM  
1 votes:
Navy sonar did not cause all those whales to beach. Those two yapping did.
2012-10-03 04:31:53 PM  
1 votes:

nebulou5: New American Idol tagline:

"Like school in the summer time"


2.bp.blogspot.com 

Ah...childhood memories...
2012-10-03 04:25:51 PM  
1 votes:
Is this the chick with the pink hair in that Pepsi (?) commercial? The one with the synthesized, autotuned, flat lyrics about "bringing the moment to life".

Cause that song has about as much life as roadkill, that biatch is talentless, and she'd better learn to love staring at ceilings to stay in the business.
2012-10-03 04:06:04 PM  
1 votes:
So people really find her attractive? I wouldn't fark her if she begged for it. She's hideous to look at, and sounds horrible. I would at least motorboat Mariah, if only to say that I did.

/Studman69
2012-10-03 03:33:44 PM  
1 votes:

dr.zaeus: CeroX: No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

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[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Also:

[img2.etsystatic.com image 600x800]

/hotlink
//also stolen from reddit


Dude! NSFW! She's naked in that pic.
2012-10-03 03:19:57 PM  
1 votes:

justneal: kab: Poor bastard in the middle... not only does he need to listen to glorified karaoke and smile, but then has to endure these 2 yipping at each other like lap dogs.

Hope he gets a good paycheck.

the "poor bastard" in the middle is keith urban, yeah he does ok, and the only one on the panel with any talent save for randy slappin' some bass


I had the horror of seeing Randy Jackson playing bass for Journey on their 1986 tour. For some reason the dude though stripped spandex pants was a good look for a heavy-set black man. Still burned into my retinas 25+ years later and the mental bleach does no good.
2012-10-03 03:06:18 PM  
1 votes:
Bathe them both and bring them to my chambers. I know how we can decide this argument.


psst. It's with my penis.
2012-10-03 03:04:12 PM  
1 votes:
Look! It's two attention whores fighting on an irrelevant show that panders to wannabe attention whores.

/division by zero successful!
2012-10-03 02:56:22 PM  
1 votes:
Garbage in, garbage out.
2012-10-03 02:24:19 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: Oh snazzap! Get these buxom rivals into bikinis and a vat of Jell-O pronto!


I'm sorry, no. Their overbearing and overhyped egos outweigh any phsical charms they possess and makes it impossible for me to be aroused by them in the slightest. But if that sort of thing whets your whistle, go ahead and indulge. I'll just listen to Enya.
2012-10-03 02:23:51 PM  
1 votes:

CeroX: No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 538x807]



[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Also:

img2.etsystatic.com

/hotlink
//also stolen from reddit
2012-10-03 02:18:58 PM  
1 votes:
No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

2.bp.blogspot.com



3.bp.blogspot.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-03 02:18:10 PM  
1 votes:

JayR30: gilgigamesh: Ladies, ladies.

This is nothing that can't be solved by licking all the anger and frustration off of each other's bodies, followed by several hours of rubbing each other down with baby oil to make up.

Of course, as an experienced mediator I should definitely guide the whole process to ensure proper ejaculation.

Er, I meant resolution. Yes, resolution. Oops.


Came for this. I see it has been handled so my work is done.

Although screw baby oil. Hot liquid jello would be my pick


This.

But I'd say it a little more concisely:

"Ladies *drops pants* Best Titty F*ck wins. "
2012-10-03 01:42:04 PM  
1 votes:
So Mariah Carey Didn't get nasally raped?

That's too bad.
2012-10-03 01:39:32 PM  
1 votes:
We're totally not doing it for the ratings.

Also I'm so glad Robert Pattison got back together with whats her emo face, it's obviously they are still in love and not just waiting for their movie to release.
2012-10-03 01:17:11 PM  
1 votes:
I wouldn't go near Mariah if you paid me. Nicki on the other hand...kinda weird looking but still hot
2012-10-03 11:15:27 AM  
1 votes:
Translation: No one wants to watch this shiat anymore, let's make some drama!
 
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