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		Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey get into heated and profane altercation on set of American Idol; high pitched screaming and nasal rapping could be heard for miles (nydailynews.com)		77
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Apos		2012-10-03 11:02:31 AM

Oh snazzap! Get these buxom rivals into bikinis and a vat of Jell-O pronto!

scottydoesntknow		2012-10-03 11:15:27 AM

Translation: No one wants to watch this shiat anymore, let's make some drama!

gilgigamesh		2012-10-03 11:42:35 AM

Ladies, ladies.

This is nothing that can't be solved by licking all the anger and frustration off of each other's bodies, followed by several hours of rubbing each other down with baby oil to make up.

Of course, as an experienced mediator I should definitely guide the whole process to ensure proper ejaculation.

Er, I meant resolution. Yes, resolution. Oops.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-10-03 12:05:31 PM

scottydoesntknow: Translation: No one wants to watch this shiat anymore, let's make some drama!

I suspect that, even if American Idol were to cease, one of the half-dozen other "performance contest" shows would take its place, until one day someone would find a focus group asking "whatever happened to American Idol" and it'd be back.

faultytower		2012-10-03 12:40:43 PM

Subby: "...high pitched screaming and nasal rapping could be heard for miles."

Maybe it was just a discussion of who's vajayjay was bigger, Ryan Seacrest's or Keith Urban's.

labman		2012-10-03 12:42:34 PM

Somebody needs to autotune that shiat so it's like their 'music'.

gopher321		2012-10-03 01:17:11 PM

I wouldn't go near Mariah if you paid me. Nicki on the other hand...kinda weird looking but still hot

Lionel Mandrake		2012-10-03 01:22:50 PM

It's a skank-off!

brap		2012-10-03 01:25:24 PM

I have worshipped Mariah Carey ever since the July 4th "airbrushed" abs incident.

That took some chutzpah. I also like that she changes costumes mulitple times during THE INTERVIEW SEGMENTS of her 60 Minute interview/schlockumentary, Cinderella Story.

bdub77		2012-10-03 01:39:32 PM

We're totally not doing it for the ratings.

Also I'm so glad Robert Pattison got back together with whats her emo face, it's obviously they are still in love and not just waiting for their movie to release.

Calmamity		2012-10-03 01:42:04 PM

So Mariah Carey Didn't get nasally raped?

That's too bad.

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2012-10-03 02:00:20 PM

yeah, whatever.

JayR30		2012-10-03 02:11:53 PM

gilgigamesh: Ladies, ladies.

This is nothing that can't be solved by licking all the anger and frustration off of each other's bodies, followed by several hours of rubbing each other down with baby oil to make up.

Of course, as an experienced mediator I should definitely guide the whole process to ensure proper ejaculation.

Er, I meant resolution. Yes, resolution. Oops.

Came for this. I see it has been handled so my work is done.

Although screw baby oil. Hot liquid jello would be my pick

Bag of Hammers		2012-10-03 02:18:10 PM

JayR30: gilgigamesh: Ladies, ladies.

This is nothing that can't be solved by licking all the anger and frustration off of each other's bodies, followed by several hours of rubbing each other down with baby oil to make up.

Of course, as an experienced mediator I should definitely guide the whole process to ensure proper ejaculation.

Er, I meant resolution. Yes, resolution. Oops.

Came for this. I see it has been handled so my work is done.

Although screw baby oil. Hot liquid jello would be my pick

This.

But I'd say it a little more concisely:

"Ladies *drops pants* Best Titty F*ck wins. "

Smelly McUgly		2012-10-03 02:18:25 PM

Nicki Minaj sucks. That is all.

CeroX		2012-10-03 02:18:58 PM

No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

2.bp.blogspot.com

dr.zaeus		2012-10-03 02:23:51 PM

CeroX: No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 538x807]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Also:

img2.etsystatic.com

/hotlink
//also stolen from reddit

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-10-03 02:23:53 PM

gopher321: I wouldn't go near Mariah if you paid me. Nicki on the other hand...kinda weird looking but still hot

Really? I think Mariah is pretty good lookin'

rjakobi		2012-10-03 02:24:19 PM

Apos: Oh snazzap! Get these buxom rivals into bikinis and a vat of Jell-O pronto!

I'm sorry, no. Their overbearing and overhyped egos outweigh any phsical charms they possess and makes it impossible for me to be aroused by them in the slightest. But if that sort of thing whets your whistle, go ahead and indulge. I'll just listen to Enya.

spelletrader		2012-10-03 02:24:58 PM

This can only be solved with a scissor off!

HemorrhagingKarma		2012-10-03 02:28:41 PM

Nasal stabbers. Nasal rapers!!??!! Nasal rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me.

devilEther		2012-10-03 02:34:54 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: gopher321: I wouldn't go near Mariah if you paid me. Nicki on the other hand...kinda weird looking but still hot

Really? I think Mariah is pretty good lookin'

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kab		2012-10-03 02:45:44 PM

Poor bastard in the middle... not only does he need to listen to glorified karaoke and smile, but then has to endure these 2 yipping at each other like lap dogs.

Hope he gets a good paycheck.

Gunny Highway		2012-10-03 02:49:36 PM

Mariah is a goddess and Always Be My Baby is one of the greatest songs of all time.

Apos		2012-10-03 02:52:10 PM

rjakobi: Apos: Oh snazzap! Get these buxom rivals into bikinis and a vat of Jell-O pronto!

I'm sorry, no. Their overbearing and overhyped egos outweigh any phsical charms they possess and makes it impossible for me to be aroused by them in the slightest. But if that sort of thing whets your whistle, go ahead and indulge. I'll just listen to Enya.

Yes,they're both insufferable. And crass. And have a smidgen of talent between them(Minaj having less,natch). That certainly does not mean their dangerous curves should go to waste,am I right?

Since you brought Enya,I'd love for her to be the announcer to my referee.

Apos		2012-10-03 02:53:20 PM

Apos: rjakobi: Apos: Oh snazzap! Get these buxom rivals into bikinis and a vat of Jell-O pronto!

I'm sorry, no. Their overbearing and overhyped egos outweigh any phsical charms they possess and makes it impossible for me to be aroused by them in the slightest. But if that sort of thing whets your whistle, go ahead and indulge. I'll just listen to Enya.

Yes,they're both insufferable. And crass. And have a smidgen of talent between them(Minaj having less,natch). That certainly does not mean their dangerous curves should go to waste,am I right?

Since you brought up Enya,I'd love for her to be the announcer to my referee.

Fixed.

Vinz_Clortho		2012-10-03 02:56:22 PM

Garbage in, garbage out.

Mr_Fabulous		2012-10-03 03:03:35 PM

Vinz_Clortho: Garbage in, garbage out.

Dude, Shirley Manson has nothing to do with this.

justneal		2012-10-03 03:03:51 PM

kab: Poor bastard in the middle... not only does he need to listen to glorified karaoke and smile, but then has to endure these 2 yipping at each other like lap dogs.

Hope he gets a good paycheck.

the "poor bastard" in the middle is keith urban, yeah he does ok, and the only one on the panel with any talent save for randy slappin' some bass

Riotboy		2012-10-03 03:03:53 PM

scottydoesntknow: Translation: No one wants to watch this shiat anymore, let's make some drama!

THIS.

Keyser_Soze_Death		2012-10-03 03:04:12 PM

Look! It's two attention whores fighting on an irrelevant show that panders to wannabe attention whores.

/division by zero successful!

Raug the Dwarf		2012-10-03 03:06:18 PM

Bathe them both and bring them to my chambers. I know how we can decide this argument.

psst. It's with my penis.

Honest Bender		2012-10-03 03:09:36 PM

Onika Maraj is the first person I've ever seen who may just be crazier than Tyra Banks.

Bag of Hammers		2012-10-03 03:19:30 PM

Smelly McUgly: Nicki Minaj sucks.

I hope so

mjohnson71		2012-10-03 03:19:57 PM

justneal: kab: Poor bastard in the middle... not only does he need to listen to glorified karaoke and smile, but then has to endure these 2 yipping at each other like lap dogs.

Hope he gets a good paycheck.

the "poor bastard" in the middle is keith urban, yeah he does ok, and the only one on the panel with any talent save for randy slappin' some bass

I had the horror of seeing Randy Jackson playing bass for Journey on their 1986 tour. For some reason the dude though stripped spandex pants was a good look for a heavy-set black man. Still burned into my retinas 25+ years later and the mental bleach does no good.

Gordon Bennett		2012-10-03 03:24:14 PM

Nicki Minge.

Ha ha

That's you that is.

airsupport		2012-10-03 03:33:38 PM

Jjaro		2012-10-03 03:33:44 PM

dr.zaeus: CeroX: No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 538x807]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Also:

[img2.etsystatic.com image 600x800]

/hotlink
//also stolen from reddit

Dude! NSFW! She's naked in that pic.

liam76		2012-10-03 03:41:53 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes		2012-10-03 03:45:27 PM

Over/Under on number of weaves Nicki Minaj has torn out of biatches heads stands at 8. I'm taking the over.

sure haven't		2012-10-03 03:45:36 PM

F*ck what an ugly, disgusting human being Nicki Minaj is.

What a f*cking mess of a person. What the f*ck has this world come to?

devilskware		2012-10-03 03:45:49 PM

Nickie Minaj has a face I just wanna punch.

devilEther		2012-10-03 03:46:31 PM

Bag of Hammers: Smelly McUgly: Nicki Minaj sucks.

I hope so

It would be unusual. Black women don't give head.

LewDux		2012-10-03 03:47:45 PM

airsupport: CeroX: No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 538x807]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

That's a penile bulge, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Contrary to popular belief Barbies are not anatomically correct dolls
/Barbi?

hulk hogan meat shoes		2012-10-03 03:51:30 PM

devilEther: Bag of Hammers: Smelly McUgly: Nicki Minaj sucks.

I hope so

It would be unusual. Black women don't give head.

So they don't go ass to mouth?

Snapper Carr		2012-10-03 03:52:41 PM

This is not, in any way, shape or form a ploy to garner attention for a show with sinking ratings and a thousand copy-cat competitors.

Tat'dGreaser		2012-10-03 04:04:18 PM

Now that is an oil wrestling match that I would pay to see

SacriliciousBeerSwiller		2012-10-03 04:04:47 PM

People just hate on Nicki Minaj's amazingly insightful rhymes. Example:

I, I, I,
I, I,
I, I, I

One can only imagine the painful memories and sublime life experiences that drive such heartfelt and heated prose.

Well I use Mac/Linux...		2012-10-03 04:06:04 PM

So people really find her attractive? I wouldn't fark her if she begged for it. She's hideous to look at, and sounds horrible. I would at least motorboat Mariah, if only to say that I did.

/Studman69