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(New York Daily News)   Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey get into heated and profane altercation on set of American Idol; high pitched screaming and nasal rapping could be heard for miles   (nydailynews.com) divider line 77
    More: Silly, American Idol, Nicki Minaj, Nicki, tirades, taping, divas, punches, Randy Jackson  
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2012-10-03 11:02:31 AM  
Oh snazzap! Get these buxom rivals into bikinis and a vat of Jell-O pronto!
 
2012-10-03 11:15:27 AM  
Translation: No one wants to watch this shiat anymore, let's make some drama!
 
2012-10-03 11:42:35 AM  
Ladies, ladies.

This is nothing that can't be solved by licking all the anger and frustration off of each other's bodies, followed by several hours of rubbing each other down with baby oil to make up.

Of course, as an experienced mediator I should definitely guide the whole process to ensure proper ejaculation.

Er, I meant resolution. Yes, resolution. Oops.
 
2012-10-03 12:05:31 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Translation: No one wants to watch this shiat anymore, let's make some drama!


I suspect that, even if American Idol were to cease, one of the half-dozen other "performance contest" shows would take its place, until one day someone would find a focus group asking "whatever happened to American Idol" and it'd be back.
 
2012-10-03 12:40:43 PM  
Subby: "...high pitched screaming and nasal rapping could be heard for miles."

Maybe it was just a discussion of who's vajayjay was bigger, Ryan Seacrest's or Keith Urban's.
 
2012-10-03 12:42:34 PM  
Somebody needs to autotune that shiat so it's like their 'music'.
 
2012-10-03 01:17:11 PM  
I wouldn't go near Mariah if you paid me. Nicki on the other hand...kinda weird looking but still hot
 
2012-10-03 01:22:50 PM  
It's a skank-off!
 
2012-10-03 01:25:24 PM  
I have worshipped Mariah Carey ever since the July 4th "airbrushed" abs incident.
 
That took some chutzpah.  I also like that she changes costumes mulitple times during THE INTERVIEW SEGMENTS of her 60 Minute interview/schlockumentary, Cinderella Story.
 
2012-10-03 01:39:32 PM  
We're totally not doing it for the ratings.

Also I'm so glad Robert Pattison got back together with whats her emo face, it's obviously they are still in love and not just waiting for their movie to release.
 
2012-10-03 01:42:04 PM  
So Mariah Carey Didn't get nasally raped?

That's too bad.
 
2012-10-03 02:00:20 PM  
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yeah, whatever.
 
2012-10-03 02:11:53 PM  

gilgigamesh: Ladies, ladies.

This is nothing that can't be solved by licking all the anger and frustration off of each other's bodies, followed by several hours of rubbing each other down with baby oil to make up.

Of course, as an experienced mediator I should definitely guide the whole process to ensure proper ejaculation.

Er, I meant resolution. Yes, resolution. Oops.



Came for this. I see it has been handled so my work is done.

Although screw baby oil. Hot liquid jello would be my pick
 
2012-10-03 02:18:10 PM  

JayR30: gilgigamesh: Ladies, ladies.

This is nothing that can't be solved by licking all the anger and frustration off of each other's bodies, followed by several hours of rubbing each other down with baby oil to make up.

Of course, as an experienced mediator I should definitely guide the whole process to ensure proper ejaculation.

Er, I meant resolution. Yes, resolution. Oops.


Came for this. I see it has been handled so my work is done.

Although screw baby oil. Hot liquid jello would be my pick


This.

But I'd say it a little more concisely:

"Ladies *drops pants* Best Titty F*ck wins. "
 
2012-10-03 02:18:25 PM  
Nicki Minaj sucks. That is all.
 
2012-10-03 02:18:58 PM  
No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

2.bp.blogspot.com



3.bp.blogspot.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 02:23:51 PM  

CeroX: No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 538x807]



[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Also:

img2.etsystatic.com

/hotlink
//also stolen from reddit
 
2012-10-03 02:23:53 PM  

gopher321: I wouldn't go near Mariah if you paid me. Nicki on the other hand...kinda weird looking but still hot


Really? I think Mariah is pretty good lookin'
 
2012-10-03 02:24:19 PM  

Apos: Oh snazzap! Get these buxom rivals into bikinis and a vat of Jell-O pronto!


I'm sorry, no. Their overbearing and overhyped egos outweigh any phsical charms they possess and makes it impossible for me to be aroused by them in the slightest. But if that sort of thing whets your whistle, go ahead and indulge. I'll just listen to Enya.
 
2012-10-03 02:24:58 PM  
This can only be solved with a scissor off!
 
2012-10-03 02:28:41 PM  
Nasal stabbers. Nasal rapers!!??!! Nasal rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me.
 
2012-10-03 02:34:54 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: gopher321: I wouldn't go near Mariah if you paid me. Nicki on the other hand...kinda weird looking but still hot

Really? I think Mariah is pretty good lookin'


resources0.news.com.au
 
kab
2012-10-03 02:45:44 PM  
Poor bastard in the middle... not only does he need to listen to glorified karaoke and smile, but then has to endure these 2 yipping at each other like lap dogs.

Hope he gets a good paycheck.
 
2012-10-03 02:49:36 PM  
Mariah is a goddess and Always Be My Baby is one of the greatest songs of all time.
 
2012-10-03 02:52:10 PM  

rjakobi: Apos: Oh snazzap! Get these buxom rivals into bikinis and a vat of Jell-O pronto!

I'm sorry, no. Their overbearing and overhyped egos outweigh any phsical charms they possess and makes it impossible for me to be aroused by them in the slightest. But if that sort of thing whets your whistle, go ahead and indulge. I'll just listen to Enya.


Yes,they're both insufferable. And crass. And have a smidgen of talent between them(Minaj having less,natch). That certainly does not mean their dangerous curves should go to waste,am I right?


Since you brought Enya,I'd love for her to be the announcer to my referee.
 
2012-10-03 02:53:20 PM  

Apos: rjakobi: Apos: Oh snazzap! Get these buxom rivals into bikinis and a vat of Jell-O pronto!

I'm sorry, no. Their overbearing and overhyped egos outweigh any phsical charms they possess and makes it impossible for me to be aroused by them in the slightest. But if that sort of thing whets your whistle, go ahead and indulge. I'll just listen to Enya.

Yes,they're both insufferable. And crass. And have a smidgen of talent between them(Minaj having less,natch). That certainly does not mean their dangerous curves should go to waste,am I right?


Since you brought up Enya,I'd love for her to be the announcer to my referee.


Fixed.
 
2012-10-03 02:56:22 PM  
Garbage in, garbage out.
 
2012-10-03 03:03:35 PM  

Vinz_Clortho: Garbage in, garbage out.


Dude, Shirley Manson has nothing to do with this.
 
2012-10-03 03:03:51 PM  

kab: Poor bastard in the middle... not only does he need to listen to glorified karaoke and smile, but then has to endure these 2 yipping at each other like lap dogs.

Hope he gets a good paycheck.


the "poor bastard" in the middle is keith urban, yeah he does ok, and the only one on the panel with any talent save for randy slappin' some bass
 
2012-10-03 03:03:53 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Translation: No one wants to watch this shiat anymore, let's make some drama!


THIS.
 
2012-10-03 03:04:12 PM  
Look! It's two attention whores fighting on an irrelevant show that panders to wannabe attention whores.

/division by zero successful!
 
2012-10-03 03:06:18 PM  
Bathe them both and bring them to my chambers. I know how we can decide this argument.


psst. It's with my penis.
 
2012-10-03 03:09:36 PM  
Onika Maraj is the first person I've ever seen who may just be crazier than Tyra Banks.
 
2012-10-03 03:19:30 PM  

Smelly McUgly: Nicki Minaj sucks.


I hope so
 
2012-10-03 03:19:57 PM  

justneal: kab: Poor bastard in the middle... not only does he need to listen to glorified karaoke and smile, but then has to endure these 2 yipping at each other like lap dogs.

Hope he gets a good paycheck.

the "poor bastard" in the middle is keith urban, yeah he does ok, and the only one on the panel with any talent save for randy slappin' some bass


I had the horror of seeing Randy Jackson playing bass for Journey on their 1986 tour. For some reason the dude though stripped spandex pants was a good look for a heavy-set black man. Still burned into my retinas 25+ years later and the mental bleach does no good.
 
2012-10-03 03:24:14 PM  
Nicki Minge.

Ha ha

That's you that is.
 
2012-10-03 03:33:38 PM  

CeroX: No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 538x807]



[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]




That's a penile bulge, isn't it?

Yes, it is.
 
2012-10-03 03:33:44 PM  

dr.zaeus: CeroX: No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 538x807]



[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Also:

[img2.etsystatic.com image 600x800]

/hotlink
//also stolen from reddit


Dude! NSFW! She's naked in that pic.
 
2012-10-03 03:41:53 PM  

CeroX: No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 538x807]



[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


did she have eye surgery at some point?
 
2012-10-03 03:45:27 PM  
Over/Under on number of weaves Nicki Minaj has torn out of biatches heads stands at 8. I'm taking the over.
 
2012-10-03 03:45:36 PM  
F*ck what an ugly, disgusting human being Nicki Minaj is.

What a f*cking mess of a person. What the f*ck has this world come to?
 
2012-10-03 03:45:49 PM  
Nickie Minaj has a face I just wanna punch.
 
2012-10-03 03:46:31 PM  

Bag of Hammers: Smelly McUgly: Nicki Minaj sucks.

I hope so


It would be unusual. Black women don't give head.
 
2012-10-03 03:47:45 PM  

airsupport: CeroX: No semi-naughty pics of Nicki?

Ok, there's sort of one...

Here, let me help:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 538x807]



[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]



That's a penile bulge, isn't it?

Yes, it is.


Contrary to popular belief Barbies are not anatomically correct dolls
/Barbi?
 
2012-10-03 03:51:30 PM  

devilEther: Bag of Hammers: Smelly McUgly: Nicki Minaj sucks.

I hope so

It would be unusual. Black women don't give head.


So they don't go ass to mouth?
 
2012-10-03 03:52:41 PM  
This is not, in any way, shape or form a ploy to garner attention for a show with sinking ratings and a thousand copy-cat competitors.
 
2012-10-03 04:04:18 PM  
Now that is an oil wrestling match that I would pay to see
 
2012-10-03 04:04:47 PM  
People just hate on Nicki Minaj's amazingly insightful rhymes. Example:

I, I, I,
I, I,
I, I, I


One can only imagine the painful memories and sublime life experiences that drive such heartfelt and heated prose.
 
2012-10-03 04:06:04 PM  
So people really find her attractive? I wouldn't fark her if she begged for it. She's hideous to look at, and sounds horrible. I would at least motorboat Mariah, if only to say that I did.

/Studman69
 
2012-10-03 04:07:19 PM  
New American Idol tagline:

"Like school in the summer time"
 
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