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(Cracked)   Here are five reasons that humanity wants monsters to be real, because we can never have enough scary things in this world apparently   (cracked.com) divider line 16
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2012-10-03 02:03:46 PM
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www.thebuffalobullet.com
2012-10-03 01:59:19 PM
2 votes:

Coelacanth: Say that again.


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2012-10-03 05:17:59 PM
1 votes:

GungFu: [evilovenmitts.com image 400x553] 

6: Alien tentacled anal probing is better than human cock vaginal probing.


Go on.....
2012-10-03 03:35:16 PM
1 votes:
These are some fine answers, but my guess is that it's because none of the monsters we've found so far drop any good loot.
2012-10-03 02:29:39 PM
1 votes:
It's not fear specifically that gets us high, David. It's simply a symptom of the overlying anxiety that comes with not being in control.

Humans are aggressive pattern-seekers. Our tendency toward pattern recognition and adherence brings us comfort because what we can anticipate, and therefore control, cannot hurt us. The good news is the natural world is pretty well-patterned so being an overly-aggressive pattern-seeker is an evolutionary advantage.

Human anxiety comes from trepidation about the future. We are built to anticipate future events and one of the strongest human fears is uncertainty about what happens next . When things change, it is a common tendency of man to resist these changes. We cannot anticipate the dangers the changes may bring us.

This explains the popularity of gambling: It taps into the underlying thrill of not being able to predict the outcome. Like horror movies and roller coasters, we enjoy indulging our fears on a superficial level.

Monsters, drugs, terrorism, murder, or any other calamity you can think of, are simply specific manifestations that threaten the human desire for control.
2012-10-03 02:25:50 PM
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GungFu: [evilovenmitts.com image 400x553] 

6: Alien tentacled anal probing is better than human cock vaginal probing.


llamabutchers.mu.nu
2012-10-03 02:16:33 PM
1 votes:
i.crackedcdn.com

And this is for pointing out my obviously gay stance (NTTATWWT) and the fact that I don't like to wear a steel pot over my luxurious golden locks even though we are obviously in a combat zone and a See You Next Tuesday Cap wouldn't be authorized wear. Oh and that my pistol is ridiculously small. I'll have you know that none of the guys, er, people that I have been with have ever complained. You can go to your death knowing that the slide on this pistol will take my thumb off as soon as I pull the trigger.
2012-10-03 02:15:13 PM
1 votes:
evilovenmitts.com 

6: Alien tentacled anal probing is better than human cock vaginal probing.
2012-10-03 02:12:02 PM
1 votes:

Molavian: No. They're scared of me.


Are you The Doctor?
2012-10-03 02:09:37 PM
1 votes:
i.crackedcdn.com

Don't worry, lady. We're making a video of this. Then, If you watch the video, your phone will ring. Five days later, your baby will come out of the TV and kill the person who watched the video. Pretty cool, huh?

No. Not sure what happens to the people who watch the video but don't have a phone. The blind can't watch the video but they may be affected by the background music and noise. I think you have to watch the whole tape start to finish. Okay. Mrs. Twenty Questions, you go in to the well too.
2012-10-03 02:08:59 PM
1 votes:
That's why the way to world peace is through foreign film.
2012-10-03 02:06:08 PM
1 votes:

Expolaris: Coelacanth: Say that again.

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The proper translation is, "Dead, yet dreaming, Cthulhu waits in his palace in R'lyeh." Link
2012-10-03 01:57:25 PM
1 votes:

Expolaris: Want to see some scary shiat?

Go deep water diving - that's God's basement where he puts those things not meant for mortal eyes.

/Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Say that again.
2012-10-03 01:50:35 PM
1 votes:
Want to see some scary shiat?

Go deep water diving - that's God's basement where he puts those things not meant for mortal eyes.

/Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
2012-10-03 01:50:03 PM
1 votes:
No. They're scared of me.
2012-10-03 01:14:44 PM
1 votes:
As long as it stomps some foreign city, so I can be scared but entertained at the same time, that'll do.


/may I suggest Dallas?
 
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