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(Orlando Sentinel)   Vice Mayor admits that his name is also on a prostitution ring list, but assures voters that it was "a long time ago." Difficulty: he stopped using the prostitutes in March of 2011   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 23
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2012-10-03 11:19:47 AM
Jerry Springer?
/clicks link...nope.
 
2012-10-03 11:20:20 AM
Who needs a Vice Mayor?
 
2012-10-03 11:21:02 AM
BONUS!

BONUS BOTH!
 
2012-10-03 11:23:32 AM
Sometimes you don't want a vice mayor, you want a vice mayor.
 
2012-10-03 11:30:24 AM
To be fair, 18 months is "a long time" to go without sex.
 
2012-10-03 11:33:56 AM
he switched to crack whores. They are willing to go farther for less incentive.
 
2012-10-03 11:39:50 AM
Well, he is a Vice Mayor. I'd be concerned if the Nice Mayor was doing this. But you elected him Vice and Vice he shall partake in.
 
2012-10-03 11:42:37 AM
His kids are Bonus babies.
 
2012-10-03 11:50:15 AM
A conservative republican who has been nailed recently for DUI and now a prostitution scandal. How interesting.
 
2012-10-03 11:52:15 AM

Big_Doofus: A conservative republican who has been nailed recently for DUI and now a prostitution scandal. How interesting.


He might be a rino though, there is no mention of homosexuality.
 
2012-10-03 12:00:45 PM
Why are Republicans so bad at partaking of vice? You don't give your real name to a freaking hooker.
 
2012-10-03 12:04:56 PM

JackieRabbit: Why are Republicans so bad at partaking of vice? You don't give your real name to a freaking hooker.


As a vice mayor, he probably thought that vice was something he should become familiar with.
 
2012-10-03 12:31:00 PM

Anderson's Pooper: To be fair, 18 months is "a long time" to go without sex.


Try three years

/And counting...
 
2012-10-03 12:31:17 PM

JackieRabbit: Why are Republicans so bad at partaking of vice? You don't give your real name to a freaking hooker.


Hookers have every motivation to figure out who you are and everything about you, especially if they get it in their heads that you are especially well off. Also, as with women generally, letting a hooker know that you are rich or important can open doors and make them more eager to please.

I bet it would be very difficult, if not impossible, to conceal high earthly rank from a top-shelf hooker.
 
2012-10-03 12:47:30 PM

Anderson's Pooper: To be fair, 18 months is "a long time" to go without sex.


I go 18 months without sex every day.
 
2012-10-03 12:58:32 PM

ShannonKW: JackieRabbit: Why are Republicans so bad at partaking of vice? You don't give your real name to a freaking hooker.

Hookers have every motivation to figure out who you are and everything about you, especially if they get it in their heads that you are especially well off. Also, as with women generally, letting a hooker know that you are rich or important can open doors and make them more eager to please.

I bet it would be very difficult, if not impossible, to conceal high earthly rank from a top-shelf hooker.


You know how I know that you've never met a top shelf hooker? When you are charging and getting $1000/hr, you know your clients are wealthy and require discretion. You don't rise to this level by running your mouth. The crack whore blowing you in your car may narc on you, but the expensive pros never will. Disclosures are usually not intentional.
 
2012-10-03 01:33:26 PM
Tune in to Fox News to see the embarrassing admissions from Phil Bonus (D-Maitland) and Rep. Mike Horner (D-Kissimmee).
 
2012-10-03 01:38:54 PM
In all faireness, he is a politician. Last. Year is forever ago for them.
 
2012-10-03 01:48:12 PM

JackieRabbit: You know how I know that you've never met a top shelf hooker? When you are charging and getting $1000/hr, you know your clients are wealthy and require discretion. You don't rise to this level by running your mouth. The crack whore blowing you in your car may narc on you, but the expensive pros never will. Disclosures are usually not intentional.


I know a few. I never said they run their mouth, though they certainly wouldn't hesitate to do so before a jury. Prosecutors aren't interested in them, just what they know, which is why Ashley Dupré is on top of the world today and Eliot Spitzer may as well hang himself. 

It's worth remembering that for hundreds of years, right up to the present, high-class hookers have been a favorite source for intelligence agents, when they aren't agents themselves.
 
2012-10-03 01:49:18 PM
Have you ever noted that addicts often see short periods as long periods?

Seeing stops/arrests like on COPS, the perps will say "I used to use (drugofchoice) but I quit a long time ago. Like I haven't used in two weeks!"

I'm sure it feels like forever to YOU but a fortnight is not a long time.
 
2012-10-03 03:07:26 PM
Google his name and you'll find he also got a DUI and hit two cops before being arrested. Pillar of the community. Now as a Republican, do we KNOW his prostitute(s) were female?
 
2012-10-03 03:25:23 PM
What is amazing to me is that the brothel owner kept his client's real names on the books. Why do that unless he thought it would give him leverage?
 
2012-10-03 11:54:54 PM

Big_Doofus: A conservative republican who has been nailed recently for DUI and now a prostitution scandal. How interesting.


www.rebigulator.net
 
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