FARK.com: (7361598) Stripper calls police to complain that the person who hired her won't open his door

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		Stripper calls police to complain that the person who hired her won't open his door (seacoastonline.com)		7
		More: Amusing

• • •

9349 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2012 at 1:04 PM | Favorite | share:

Share this link:

URL:

http://fark.com/go/7361598

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

Voting Results (Smartest)

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Redisplay/refresh voting results (Smartest or Funniest) or Return to comments

Archived thread

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-10-03 10:30:20 AM

2 votes:

She was trying to get the police to intimidate someone into paying her for something that he may or may not have ordered.

SpectroBoy		2012-10-03 02:53:08 PM

1 votes:

missmez: How hard is it to answer the door and say you didn't call so it must be a prank?

Open the door and it becomes a game of he said - she said.

Ignore the doorbell and it's just some crazy hooker screaming at a closed door. Cops will know what to do.

lennavan		2012-10-03 01:55:21 PM

1 votes:

missmez: How hard is it to answer the door and say you didn't call so it must be a prank?

Harder than just not answering the door.

CommieTaoist		2012-10-03 01:31:14 PM

1 votes:

FTFA: an officer was dispatched to the residence and the man didn't answer the door for the officer either.

Hmm, I wonder if anyone was actually home. Plus how does the stripper know that the man in the house actually ordered the dance? Perhaps some friends or neighborhood kids called the service for fun.

MarshHawk		2012-10-03 01:21:36 PM

1 votes:

macadamnut:
[i.imgur.com image 680x382]

It's funny seeing the period in Tom's career before he demanded shorter co-stars.

proteus_b		2012-10-03 01:18:21 PM

1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm guessing that one ugly looking female

Wow this police officer (Mike Schwartz) has better euphemism skills than 99% of big name PR firms...

"I guess there are some people who would have a better dance than others," he said. "Maybe you were expecting Mikhail Baryshnikov and you got someone looking like Mike Schwartz. I wouldn't answer the door either."

macadamnut		2012-10-03 01:10:15 PM

1 votes:

MarshHawk: The police report stated that it was a case of mistaken identity: "Hello, Jackie. I'm not Joel. Joel stepped out for a moment. Hold on... I'll go call him."

i.imgur.com