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(Seacoastonline.com)   Stripper calls police to complain that the person who hired her won't open his door   (seacoastonline.com) divider line 7
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2012-10-03 10:30:20 AM
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She was trying to get the police to intimidate someone into paying her for something that he may or may not have ordered.
2012-10-03 02:53:08 PM
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missmez: How hard is it to answer the door and say you didn't call so it must be a prank?


Open the door and it becomes a game of he said - she said.

Ignore the doorbell and it's just some crazy hooker screaming at a closed door. Cops will know what to do.
2012-10-03 01:55:21 PM
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missmez: How hard is it to answer the door and say you didn't call so it must be a prank?


Harder than just not answering the door.
2012-10-03 01:31:14 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: an officer was dispatched to the residence and the man didn't answer the door for the officer either.

Hmm, I wonder if anyone was actually home. Plus how does the stripper know that the man in the house actually ordered the dance? Perhaps some friends or neighborhood kids called the service for fun.
2012-10-03 01:21:36 PM
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macadamnut:
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It's funny seeing the period in Tom's career before he demanded shorter co-stars.
2012-10-03 01:18:21 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm guessing that one ugly looking female


Wow this police officer (Mike Schwartz) has better euphemism skills than 99% of big name PR firms...

"I guess there are some people who would have a better dance than others," he said. "Maybe you were expecting Mikhail Baryshnikov and you got someone looking like Mike Schwartz. I wouldn't answer the door either."
2012-10-03 01:10:15 PM
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MarshHawk: The police report stated that it was a case of mistaken identity: "Hello, Jackie. I'm not Joel. Joel stepped out for a moment. Hold on... I'll go call him."


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