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2012-10-03 03:30:32 PM  
6 votes:
harkable.comwww.tampabay.com

So that's "what ever happened to that guy".
2012-10-03 01:22:08 PM  
6 votes:

Delawheredad: tree times divorced,


Who wood have guessed?
2012-10-03 10:14:55 AM  
5 votes:
Editor: Alex, I need a quick write-up of this third bullet on the crime roundup. Play it up a bit but nothing too fancy. Third page stuff.

Alex: This is my chance. My breakout feature. My chance TO SHINE.

Editor: Jesus farking Christ what the hell is this? Hey, Luanne, you got time to deflower this crap?

Luanne: No.

Editor: *facepalm* goddamnit
2012-10-03 01:01:49 PM  
4 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-10-03 01:24:14 PM  
3 votes:
This is an excellent lesson on material sciences and basic physics, kids. multiple blows to the head from a 2x4= semi-conscious. One blow with a hammer= instant unconsciousness.

What does this tell us about the importance of the strength and rigidity of a material, and the efficient conveyance of force via impact, given that the wooden 2x4 and the hammer probably weighed within a .5kg of each other and the size of the surface making the impact, was also, likely, not that disparate, ?

The proofs are left as an an exercise for the class. Form up into groups and have your answers ready in 10 minutes. Be specific.
2012-10-03 12:50:24 PM  
3 votes:
manilovefilms.com

So...she's the Devil, you say?
2012-10-03 03:31:11 PM  
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Apply directly to the forehead!
2012-10-03 03:04:49 PM  
2 votes:
I went out with this girl I met on OkCupid who was GLUED to her phone. She took 2the phone calls during our dinner date, and when she wasn't yacking she was texting. I ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, had 5 $12 cocktails, and then said I was going to the bathroom and ditched her with the check.
2012-10-03 01:14:58 PM  
2 votes:

Big Beef Burrito: I guess this is that .01% of times that internet dating goes wrong.


CSB time: My brother, who lives in NYC, once met a girl on OKCupid at a restaurant for a first date. They're talking about different stuff and getting to know each other, and he randomly decides to ask if she's right or left handed. She replies that "I don't really have a choice" and it's at this point that he realizes that she has only one hand.

Shortly after this, she asks my brother what his father does for a living. My father is a hand surgeon and he relatively commonly reattaches severed hands. I'm serious. At that point, the date could've gone in either a very good direction or a very bad one. The girl thought my brother was making fun of her, so needless to say, it did not go well.

/Not nearly as bad as this, but I'd definitely put it under the 'online dating gone wrong' category
2012-10-03 12:44:55 PM  
2 votes:

what_now: "I am going to be in the newspaper. Should I put a shirt on, or will this cigarette cover enough of my man boobs?"

[www.tampabay.com image 300x449]


There's something simultaneously funny and sad about a picture of someone with a trach hole holding a cigarette.
2012-10-03 12:36:14 PM  
2 votes:
"I am going to be in the newspaper. Should I put a shirt on, or will this cigarette cover enough of my man boobs?"

www.tampabay.com
2012-10-03 12:33:59 PM  
2 votes:
They stayed for a week. He said she never showered, never changed out of her red top and blue jeans, never ate his food, never slept in his bed, never kissed him.

Ok, what's her TF login?
2012-10-03 07:39:06 PM  
1 votes:

Mad Scientist: Trash bag luggage: Red Flag #1.


"Sir..his luggage is the luggage of the poor!"
2012-10-03 04:34:49 PM  
1 votes:

GoldDude: [harkable.com image 530x402][www.tampabay.com image 300x449]
So that's "what ever happened to that guy".


Nope. "That guy" posted here once, and provided a more recent picture. He was cute. I kid you not. Unfortunately I did not save the picture. And yes, he provided all kinds of details about the original picture.
2012-10-03 01:55:15 PM  
1 votes:
He had comic books in his safe? That caught me by surprise.
2012-10-03 01:30:46 PM  
1 votes:

Tanishh: Big Beef Burrito: I guess this is that .01% of times that internet dating goes wrong.

CSB time: My brother, who lives in NYC, once met a girl on OKCupid at a restaurant for a first date. They're talking about different stuff and getting to know each other, and he randomly decides to ask if she's right or left handed. She replies that "I don't really have a choice" and it's at this point that he realizes that she has only one hand.

Shortly after this, she asks my brother what his father does for a living. My father is a hand surgeon and he relatively commonly reattaches severed hands. I'm serious. At that point, the date could've gone in either a very good direction or a very bad one. The girl thought my brother was making fun of her, so needless to say, it did not go well.

/Not nearly as bad as this, but I'd definitely put it under the 'online dating gone wrong' category


Stumpendipity!
2012-10-03 01:15:49 PM  
1 votes:
Sounds like the chick I hooked up with on Plenty Of Fish. Information came in drips and drabs. I gradually found out that she was homeless, tree times divorced, an alcoholic. Even her boobs were fake. Somehow or other she managed to move into my apartment. It took me months to get rid of her. I did see some action but it wasn't worth the heartache. I didn't fear for my safety because I'm a tall and large human being, she was 5'2 and would blow over in a stiff breeze. Also she was usually in a drunken stupor on my couch. Guys don't think straight when they think they can get some action.
2012-10-03 12:55:35 PM  
1 votes:
Trash bag luggage: Red Flag #1.
2012-10-03 12:52:54 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: His singlesnet.com profile has expired.

Go figure!
2012-10-03 12:52:22 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: "I am going to be in the newspaper. Should I put a shirt on, or will this cigarette cover enough of my man boobs?"

[www.tampabay.com image 300x449]


I see a strange resemblance between him and another farker.
2012-10-03 12:47:02 PM  
1 votes:
Dear fark: please create a seperate florida tag for anything north west of I-75.

Thank you.
2012-10-03 12:46:41 PM  
1 votes:

ArkAngel: Is this guy that stupid or that desperate?


Yes.
2012-10-03 12:43:36 PM  
1 votes:
It's amazing the amount of blood that a head wound can produce. I once got nicked on the skull at work when someone opened a filing cabinet drawer above me, and within a couple of minutes it looked like a slaughterhouse.

/poor guy
//he didn't even get a chance to stick his dick in crazy
 
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